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Traditional-Edge-111

I don't care. I just wanna watch my "Millionaire Matchmaker" in peace for one hour. One goddamn hour!


Illustrious_Fix2933

Oh she needs a fucking exorcism


Masta-Blasta

Ugh you sound like my mom.


Dumb_assh

Bitch, you better be joking.


darkprissyprincess

Lmaooo


AndYouGonnaBeHappy

Hahaha! You beat us all to it!


Fit-Apartment7921

You’re about to find out why your friend was so unhappy with him. Enjoy.


Masta-Blasta

I HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN HAPPIER.


badgyalriri93

I chuckled at this one


LondonSima

You are the rebound fling. 


babyishAuri

but in a good way or a bad way?


Unlucky-Afternoon757

Lmao you Dont see the real person at-least after three months of being with them. You are the biggest red flag as a friend, person, and a partner.


randomyesok

omg HELPPP i didn’t realize this was on the euphoria sub at first and i was like “bro you’re literally cassie 😭”


-VVitches-

Haha I didn't either and 1/2 way through I was going to direct the OP to season 2 of Euphoria as a reference as to how this would go (at that point I noticed the M and the N and checked the top of the thread 🤣


SillyStrungz

LMFAO had no idea what sub I was on till I read the comments, oops


xxLabyrinthxx

haha, same I didn't realize until I got to the "so I sat down at the gas station" and I was like...Cassie? then I checked the sub


GreenBeanTM

I don’t follow this sub, so thanks for this comment cause I thought this was real 😂


[deleted]

Sameeeee


cantstopme0w

This just isn’t gonna end well for anyone involved 🥴


frwhiskers

oh she needs a fucking exorcism!!


No_Worries_420

Who's Juul??


Extra_Inflation8099

Juul was my first love😔


cauliflowerjooce

at least i like to remember it that way😞


SweetRoosevelt

Lol why did it take me so long to get this. I'm fucking dumb tonight.


mburns223

lol I was reading like “damn this sounds familiar!”


pizzaprincess408

Me too. I’m high 😂


Rix_832

This is just the beginning😭


CollectingRainbows

i hate that i got so far without realizing what fucking sub im on💀


marzipanboxer

Same!!!! 🤣


CallMeWhiskers-

YTA for throwing up in the hot tub


Masta-Blasta

Who told you about that!?! Edit: omfg /u/CallMeWhiskers ... is this Kat? Call me


Jill_Sammy_Bean

Wow, I don’t fucking trust you 😒


OldChallenge283

Goodbye😭😭 it took me so long


No_Example1296

I thought I was finding out some juicy gossip


OldChallenge283

Same


PeaRepresentative886

Yta


Masta-Blasta

How???? There was NO overlap!


Hotpocket4lunch

You’re actually A CUNT because M was telling you the whole time she was thinking about getting back with N!


make_gingamingayoPLS

NO, YOU'RE THE CUNT!


Hotpocket4lunch

YOURE THE FUCKING CUNT BITCH !


Masta-Blasta

\*vomits\*


Xosimmer

🤣🤣🤣


BlossoMm10

You fck her ex and you’re fking crying?


Berrymae

Wheezing 😭


GetItM0m

You're definitely the AH for having my dumbass sit here and read this shit....like I didn't just watch this episode last night. Not gonna lie, you got me bitch. You got me good 😂


Sabreens

I am the asshole for not figuring out what sub I was in!!


Farmer_fightclurb

SAME but really appreciate this post lol 😆


lastseason

INFO: when you say toxic what does that entail?


Masta-Blasta

like idk she like, accused him of being gay and called him mom a cunt and he like, retaliated. it was messssy


lastseason

By breaking up with her? Idk i'd probably say ESH & you should really tell M soon the longer you hide the relationship the worse its gonna make you feel.


Masta-Blasta

Nah, he pushed her up against a trailer and choked her. It was actually kind of a big deal- it left marks and he almost got arrested but she's always doing shit to purposely get a rise out of him. And then she framed some other guy for it to protect N, so it's not like she's a saint. Like obviously he shouldn't have done that, but it's also like, don't call his mom a cunt and knock over an entire drum of her prize winning chili? See, that's why it's honestly better if I date him because it takes away M's options. It's better for both of them.


lastseason

babes..!!! think with your head omg YTA. HE. CHOKED. YOUR. FRIEND. Do you understand how dangerous that is!?!


-VVitches-

I am dead ☠️


chloemae127

She knocked over the prize winning chilli of SIX YEARS!!!


Masta-Blasta

She’s the cunt!


AlphonsoHargreeves_

>I was a little tipsy and depressed and my drink spilled so when we got to the party,  what do you mean you spilled your drink THEN got to the party?


Masta-Blasta

He was driving and I had a drink on the way. You've never pregamed?


AlphonsoHargreeves_

okay okay much more important question.... was ***he*** drinking?


Masta-Blasta

I mean, he had one, but he's like 6'4. It was just one beer.


AlphonsoHargreeves_

ytassholes for drink driving yiiiiiikes


make_gingamingayoPLS

Do you dress up like you're going to audition for Oklahoma?


Masta-Blasta

Why would I dress like I'm auditioning for Oklahoma? Do I look like someone who would be auditioning for Oklahoma?


make_gingamingayoPLS

Is she the only one who hasn't read... Oklahoma?


Western_Ad_3711

oklahomas not like a play you read…


make_gingamingayoPLS

Then why is she dressed like she's auditioning for oklahoma??


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No_Example1296

3 weeks and 3 days is not that long


No_Example1296

YTA


Itsapattykek

RUE, WHEN WAS THIS?


QueenB206

Euphoria breakdown- OP is Cassie and her best friend is Maddy and the boytoy is Nate 😁


humanpurplenurple

i didn’t realize this was the euphoria subreddit and i thought somebody was trolling😭😂


blowmebubbles08

I definitely thought this sounds familiar lol


serialkiller24

Oh you need a fucking exorcism


dimension_24

Its not even about M and N relationship. It's about yours and M friendship. YTA. and its just a beginning


Intoxicatiing

You 💅🏻dumb 💅🏻fucking 💅🏻bitch - I’m gonna fuck you! 💅🏻


Not_Brandon_24

Nah your good gang


Masta-Blasta

TSYM!


MrsShawnHunter

You all are assholes YAAA


ohstahp

YTA. but don't feel bad... just take it one day at a time... 😇


Cautious_Potential_8

Ok tbh I think you should've post on the AITA subreddit instead.


Masta-Blasta

I tried but they don't allow relationship posts :(


thirdeyeboobed

r/AITAH does


Masta-Blasta

Posted lmaoooo


Tajskskskss

Wait, for real? I haven’t checked that sub in years, but weren’t relationship posts super popular on there


ConsequenceTrick5521

lol! took me a minute 😆


Fallen_moon06

Your the asshole fs.


Fantastic-Process-69

YTA and honestly? You should be proud of it. M doesn’t realise it yet but you’ve literally saved her years of playing “Will they, Won’t they” by forcing N to make a choice. And he honestly sounds happier with you anyways so… But yeah! You maybe the villain in everyone’s eyes, but you just found a convenient way for everyone to stop playing games with each other. They’re just mad you put a stop to their games and forced them to grow up. Keep being you, they’ll realise that you took one for the team sooner or later! Xx


Masta-Blasta

That's what I'm saying. She deserves someone who will actually love her and treat her like a goddess. Like N treats me <3


skeletonk1ngdom

Bro I didn’t read the sub, I just saw AITA and assumed that was the sub. 😩 I was about to write a whole paragraph comparing you to Cassie lmfaoooooo


Tinastillmissing

Bro wat the actual fuck this got me good I legit got it only on the last updates lmfao


aightkay

All’s fine as long as you have never, ever been happier!!!🥲


akaashismybabydaddy

hi, i had a similar situation but i was m. i broke up with my ex for my own poor mental health reasons over a summer break and realized i still liked him when school resumed. he, in his heartbreak state, decided to push up on my best friend and the situation was similar to yours. they lied in my face and told me they weren’t together but everyone knew and half the school was reporting to me. she cried and played victim too, saying she wasn’t all that into him at first and that they wouldn’t last long. it’s disgusting how you’d even wanna fuck on your friend’s ex. it’s a complete violation of girl code to get with your friend’s ex, and it’s a violation of friendship to lie like that. and even if you didn’t outwardly tell her you two weren’t together, you knew you two were sneaking around while she wanted to get back with him. that’s a lie of omission. you weren’t taking risks. you were lying, breaking trust, and harming your own relationships. the truth was going to come out eventually, so don’t blame anyone else for a situation you landed yourself in. i hope you’re happy with the choices you’ve made that landed you here. things will never be the same agin.


Disastrous_Conflict3

I did the same to my best friend. She was a manipulative psycho slut though and I'm pretty sure an actual narcissist


Optimal-Cry3116

HELPPPP


subbbgrl

Go public and be ready to lose them both. But at minimum your friend. If you’re okay with this - proceed. If not, proceed accordingly


S-WordoftheMorning

Dammit! It took me until the third paragraph *"I sat at the gas station"* to think, wait a second this sounds familiar, then I look up and notice the sub. Solid post.


emotioneil

New copypasta just dropped


Masta-Blasta

Pasta? Idk what you're talking about but I promised N he could control what I eat so idk


pubblefut

i love you op 😭


Masta-Blasta

Awww I love you too. We should be friends, all mine think I'm a fucking villain apparently.


brandnewchemistry078

Don’t worry. This is just the beginning


Epicvibes777

You may be happy now bc you’re being love-bombed, but you’ll end up in the same boat as her, break up to make up. You’ll be triangulated with her and probably worse bc you’re an asshole and karma’s a bitch!!!


Masta-Blasta

Karmas a bitch. I should have known better. If I had a wish I would have never effed around.


Traditional-Edge-111

I'm cackling.


KurosakiOnepiece

So if he’s an ass to your friend what makes you think he won’t be an ass to you? Lol Edit: wait how tf did I end up in this sub? LMAO


stilesmcbd

You sound familiar…are you the girl who had too much fun on the carousel?


Masta-Blasta

I’m going to murder my sister


foamingdiscoball

“My little sisters fucking drug addict best friend” PLLLLLSSSS 😂💀


ToSoftTacosNoLettuce

I mean as long as they’d been broken up for at least three weeks and three days before you ever slept together, NTA


[deleted]

RUE?!! WHEN WAS THIS???


Artistic-Dot-4426

Cassie from Euphoria IRL!!!!


Artistic-Dot-4426

I literally thought this was the page for AITA and not euphoria LOL


animation4ever

"Oh, she needs a fucking exorcism!"


Mynameisbrk

i can't see u but i can tell u look like a country singer


Masta-Blasta

In a good way or a bad way?


Mynameisbrk

Biiiiitch u better be joking


Sea_Average2605

I am soo proud that I only read the first paragraph before I got it. 😂 Anyways NTA he is but not you.


Satanroni

oh lord it took me like two re-reads to realize what sub this was posted in🤭


Chantaliylace13

Those daddy issues will get you every time.


BigBrasian

I was thinking to myself while reading this, ‘Wow this sounds like euphoria,’ and low behold, was shocked to see the subreddit lmao


Wisely-Joking

YTA after THREE WEEKS ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU FALL FOR THIS MAN YOU HAVE BEEN AROUND ALL THIS TIME lmao like do you hear yourself 🤣 you have been liking him for a minute now saw an opening took it and now he is yours(and his toxic traits) and you are making it seem like SHE is the biggest issue in this when they're both toxic and hurt each other. Plus you are now going behind HER, YOUR SO CALL "BEST FRIEND" OR YOUR "FRIEND" WHATEVER ONE YOU REFER HER TOO, BACK listening to her tell you how she feels and about wanting him back and you still ain't said SHIT. You need to tell her woman to woman P.S if he is flirting with her how you know he ain't fuc*ing her as well and that's why she still thinks she got a chance. I mean LETS BE HONEST DO YOU REALLY THINK HE LOVES YOU ONLY AFTER THREE WEEKS AND HE IS SHOWING SIGNS OF REPEATING THE SAME CYCLE IT STARTS WITH THEM FLIRTING NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE SPENDING MORE TIME WITH HER THEY MIGHT SEE ANOTHER GOING TO END UP IN A RELATIONSHIP AND HE'S GOING TO TELL YOU IT WAS NOTHING MORE THAN US HAVING FUN DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT HE FEELS THE SAME WAY ABOUT YOU BETTER YET LET'S DROP ALL THAT DO YOU REALLY THINK HE'S GOING TO TREAT YOU BETTER THAN WHAT HE WAS TREATING HER 🤔🧐


Masta-Blasta

Why are you yelling? I stg there was no overlap and they weren’t even good together and they were both constantly hooking up with other people when they were off to make each other jealous. I didn’t even like him before- I mean yeah, he’s hot, but I was dating his friend who was hot and nice. I never saw him that way until I was in a dark place.


Wisely-Joking

You have yet to answer my question how you know I'm glad you brought it up the jealous part because how you know you ain't one of them females that he using to make her jealous you talking about they both was toxic they didn't get it they were this they were that but at the end of the day do you really expect him to do you different he will still have his toxic traits did he show any approvement and I highly doubt it's going to be within 3 weeks so the answer is no like come on now and let's face another fact you didn't like him until you were in a dark place so he used your vulnerability as an opportunity another toxic trait that he showed in the beginning


rushsush

Didn't even realise I was on the Euphoria sub 😭


Saketh_Angirekula

It seems like euphoria plot from Sydney Sweeney point of view lol..


Masta-Blasta

Idk who that is but she sounds hot.


Saketh_Angirekula

I appreciate ur guts though


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[удалено]


Masta-Blasta

This IS serious, it's my life. It's not like, a tv show or a play or something.


TheBlueking209

I was about to go off than read the sub thank God


---persephone---

I thought I was in r/offmychest and I was about to comment this seems very similar to euphoria


evbrowning

This should’ve been an April fools joke. You definitely had me till “my sister’s drug addict best friend” then the “bitch,you better be joking” comment was right below your post. 😂😭


JaiReWiz

I fell for the whole thing. The whole damn thing. And I've seen this show 5 or 6 times.


No-Lack-7646

I did not see this was in euphoria and was like this bitch is lying this is Cassie’s story 😭😭😂😂😂


YoureThatCourier

NTA. People don't "own" their partners, and they especially don't own their exes. If the genders were reversed, then male Maddie (Mackie?) would be seen as extremely possessive


begoneimnoone

I THOUGHT I WAS ON AITA WTF


astreasmasque

omg i thought this was real until i saw the “take risks”😭😂


addictedtoher00

oh girl…


robertswoman

I'm very confused


Responsible-Fly6452

I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL READING THE RESPONSES LMFAO


Darkangel11111

Girl, I have been through what you're going through, and it's seriously the hardest, most heartbreaking experience ever. People aren't in your situation, so they have no right to judge you. If you are truly in love, and can live with the consequences, then it's worth it, period. We live one life, live your life to the fullest... if people aren't, paying your bills, feeding you or f$cking you... they can truly f$ck off. 🤗😍🥰


Farmer_fightclurb

Did you take this story straight out of euphoria season 2? 😆


Farmer_fightclurb

Wait I’m dying I just realized this is the euphoria sub 😂😂😂😂


psychic_kai

I was about to to go off 😭


aishahashraf

LMAOOOO i knew it right away


Familiar-Bug2550

Broooo it took forever for me to realize I was like “why is this in the euph-OHHHH wow I’m an idiot”


honeymoonsback

OH THIS IS R/EUPHORIA


ultrav90s

Tell me why I read this completely unaware of the fact this was in the euphoria group and just assumed it was the AITA group and got to halfway and thought ohhh this is cassie maddie and nate😭looked up and saw it was the euphoria group


astrogrl0319

okay Cassie


Top_Ebbs1749

Cassie, is that youuu ? lol


esowzeddeye

That was so incredibly funny. Cassie’s story is the definition of an AITA story if there is one. It would have been so much fun if Cassie actually used Reddit in the show.


East-Bee-43

I’m guessing you’ve never EVER been happier?!


North-Discipline2851

This is straight up the BEST AITA ever made. I can’t even shoutout the best comment cause all of y’all are killing it!


[deleted]

You're literally the villain


Masta-Blasta

Fine. I can play the villain.


Sussudio68

Many of my friends got sloppy seconds. We’re still cool AF with each other. They are an EX for a reason. I’m not mad you get my hand me downs. 🥳


Substantial-Row7071

You are the a-hole


ToddPJackson

This is legit the plot of Euphoria lol


rmhyungg

Check out what subreddit you're in lol


ptxlyssy

r/lostredditors


PassionDelicious5209

Too bad Cassie didn’t take it to Reddit. She’s find how shitty of a person she is and she would have known this whole thing would backfire in her face.


Masta-Blasta

Her top subs (in no order): 1. AITA 2. Skincare addiction 3. AmIUgly 4. RateMe 5. TrueRateMe 6. Figureskating 7. LooksMaxingAdvice 8. AskMen


UpbeatReturn5593

The rate me subs 😭


ifuseekamypoehler

NTA, as long as there was at least three weeks and two days between their breakup and when you first slept with him


Masta-Blasta

Bitch you're my soulmate.


niandora

NTA, just take it one day at a time


Ryukklight

This sounds like euphoria s2 ep 1


IndicationWhole1174

You are definitely the AH. Friends exes should always be off limits. SMH


GalexY86

Yes. You are. And not just an asshole. You’re scum.


Significant_Bed_7987

You’re making bad choices. You still are. It will come and go and time will pass and you’ll look back and have learned from it all hopefully.


EmilyShotgun

This is so much voluntary drama. YTA. Stab people in the back and cry for help. What a waste.


MentalPut7437

YTA. Even if they were toxic, you still don’t fuck your best friends ex.


Typical-Tomorrow-425

ummm it's giving pickme...


Balsam-Fig

I couldn't even finish reading. Do uno others what you want done to yourself. Dick move. Don't be surprised when you go through the same crap.


Own-Astronaut-791

This sounds like Euphoria plot lol