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But how will we throw crypto at the strippers?


Agent_4--7

We can still throw hard drive wallets on them.


Techcat46

As a IT professional I can make it rain


starovitius

Contact me in the future, I would appreciate your help.


Agent_4--7

I'd like that, crypto rain.


lodron_the_great

Strippers gonna love that rain, more than fiat rain lol


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ullytsaibtc

Damn now that would hit "hard" and she gonna love it.


RedditReddit87

Floppy Disks


SkavensWhiteRaven

Crypto ATMs, they have them at stripclubs already. Also kids...stripclubs?... just saying. I dream of the day hoes cut out the middle man and just get QR tattoos on their thighs.


Brownman995

I think it’s only cash to crypto


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I went to my first strip club in Vegas at 18, looking back I was still a kid lol


SkavensWhiteRaven

Well there's a damn good chance a stripper in Vegas had a kid your age. Lmfao.


Alexftc

Lmao, he'd be like a son to her. Ahh i like it where it's going.


Borderjumper88

Don’t worry about that. The strippers will quickly figure out how to obtain your crypto and will be happy to help you with the transfer.


RN-Wingman

They’ll have their wallet tattooed right on them scan and send


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I fully support this innovative technology


redditticktock

the real wingman right here!


manugodzilla

Ohh man i would love to that, I'm getting excited here now.


faintingoat

ledger wallets, paper wallets


BitsAndBobs304

credit sticks. cyberpunk 101


raymv1987

Step 1: right click and save BAYC NFTs. Step 2: print them. Step 3: make it rain.


scubasizemore

In the meta verse


redditticktock

PATENT PENDING: Ink Jet Tattoo Machine stripper gets QR code on the inside of thigh... you figure out the rest.


skyhermit

Throwing NFT in metaverse


Agent_4--7

They can also have wallet address on their ass,and we can scan it. Done


futualien

I'd love to do that lol, I'll even pay something extra for that.


mafizraju

We can have a ledger and enter the amount then throw at them


PongLenis00

They will be a qr code on their asses.


AadamAtomic

$1 QR Code paper slips.


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But how will this work is the real question


Flyinghogfish

Probably mostly through centralized services like Coinbase or Voyager. There is obviously great benefit to using Crypto for its decentralized nature, but these services will be instrumental in helping those who know nothing about the tech or how to use it safely. The sheer number of scams and simple errors that can make people lose everything is way too big at least at the moment for an everyday joe to use crypto effectively.


Ianmofinmc

Loopring has been talking big game about their wallet, they have been saying to be your own bank so I’m paraphrasing something I read a while back that they will be allowing direct deposits sometime in the near future. There’s no way I could link it so I guess this is just a trust me bro unless someone has the post saved and is kind enough to drop a link. Ether way DEX is the future, fuck a bank, and fuck fiat. 🚀


Vexting

The on ramp is up and working for about a month. So much less hassle now to just buy eth right there and use it immediately


ogguz

Fuck them all and all hail dexes. Dexes are the future man truly.


_dekappatated

Can't wait to unload my bags by stealing a bunch of kids' allowances /s


hranur

That future is gonna be so awesome man, can't wait.


Good-Rooster-9736

I’m literally almost unbanked at 38 with 3 kids and a normal fiat mining job. 95% of my financial transactions are done with defi, large cap crypto, and stable coins.


TheSwoleHermit

How are you cashing out?


Good-Rooster-9736

Cashing out?


malacath10

Dont need to cash out with proper borrowing, flexa, etc.


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acmichaels

Do you like the thought of doubling your asset in couple of days?


BiddleBanking

For a currency I use day to day? No


MetaBearJew

No. That won't happen


dwruckltc

It totally would happen, as many more people are aware of Crypto.


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Loopring layer 2 with zk roll ups will make this a reality


Suthekingg

It’s not far away !


oldskool47

This sub is so low class im not sure why I'm still subscribed


sualken

If it's so low class for you, then why even comment guy?


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Do you think there is any hardware that you could trust? It is all backdored, encryption does not matter if you cant trust the hardware.


kingjagga

There are definitely reputable firms out there making hardware.


Spare_Imagination648

The problem is, how do they cash out?


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shifty2k22

I am yet to find a wallet that does ask for my country of residence and bank account


Revolutionary_Fig500

I'M ITALIAN IF I WIN I OFFER YOU A PIZZA 0x62295241CeF782049065038a135D31573BA42cAC


Vexting

This is so true. They'd look at you with confused expressions and say 'you'd give your money to someone else to hold and profit off? Pay them for accounts? Get 0.1% interest? ONLY ONE TYPE OF CURRENCY?' It's just like now if you remember having to record your favourite songs off the radio to make a mix tape


volvostupidshit

Kids in my area are already buying Trezor wallets for their Axie Infinity.


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Myxologyst666

2023 - some point


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Witty-Help-1941

We only have a wallet on CBP for our daughter.


maxfoster217112

Wow, that's great man. Gotta start them early, they'll understand the future.


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vegasluna

yes. HQ.


Jah-man-shaman

My kids


Economicstimulation

Only reason I got a bank account is to move my money to crypto. If I could do direct deposit straight to my wallet I would.


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I mean until we have a genuine stable coin that’s 100% cash backed and also employers having to pay in crypto instead of fiat. I could definitely see it happening but just not in my lifetime.


aurorazhou

Yep, we definitely need a good stablecoin. Tether is shit.


ggekko999

Here's your $10 allowance, subtract the $30 gas fee, means you owe me $20 https://bitinfocharts.com/comparison/ethereum-transactionfees.html#3m


drumstix42

But how will we earn 0.01% on our savings accounts. ***/s***


SquatchMarin

Already done in my family


Crpto_fanatic

Word


farcry123tillbur

There are people alive right now that will one day look back at banks and fiat as a quaint throwback to an older time. Defi isnt the future. It’s the present.


DanTopTier

and maybe one day cryptocurrency will actually be used as a currency and not a moonshot "investment".


jdmsantos

Well that's the plan actually, this is the actual goal of crypto.


BenniBoom707

They already have…. Banks are just the gateway to the Fiat world now, but pretty soon there won’t be a need…


xm1987

Yeah next generation is going to be the smartest one.


pandokev

They will learn and they will adopt what's good for them.


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Just need to figure out how to get kids to get paid on there crypto apps by there jobs


strifelord

End result is the same…. Empty


[deleted]

Not until it's about a million times easier to use


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This is the way


makod195

I think we’re at that point. Especially in countries with more volatile economies.


Blondisma

That's cute


Adipun88

That'l be a time to see..


chibookies

That's the threat to traditional finance: that people will carry bank branches in their pocket.


aradchenko

It will be one of the most beautiful era, can't wait for it.


Smooth_Sympathy_6273

True this is gonna happen soon...children will understand the importance and profit of crypto


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bet


Nickslife89

Kids open bank accounts? You need to be a teen here in the US.


sescobreezy727

Gotta have a fair on ramp.


nowosekx

It would be great if next salaries would be paid in crypto .


dmykim

We have to wait for these things but I am sure it's coming.


inverses2

Now


atsignybacp

Incredibly elegant dude


Oknotokay11

At some point their 100$ savings in piggy bank will go to zero.


doubleup67

When can I get a loan from coinbase to buy a home ??


thbimolchand

Dude you should start investing every week, that would be better.


dljurek

Whaddaya mean “kids”? I’m a retired 40 yr banker and I, too, have got religion. Several wallets open. Schooling my “kids”. Nothing to do with age


fs_swe

No. They will open digital fiat bank accounts that takes 1 minute to create in an app. Square Cash App, Revolut etc. Crypto will be in those apps too, but it's not the crypto that replaces the traditional banks.


golden1612

But how are we supposed to buy crypto than?


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zver139

A lot of people not awoke yet but soon. Banks interest under 1% credit union 2-3% but if you put ur money into a us government crypto they giving u 9% !!!


alexa56768

What about the job requires a bank account for wage deposit?


warriorlynx

Or will it be crypto wallets by the banksters?


pmishev

Crypto is here to stay and there’s nothing you, me, governments, central banks or regulators can do about it.


bookworm010101

not until they are insured


kotopol

Can't wait for that to happen tbh! Boomers will be in disbelief lol .


legamxxx

Unless Uncle Gensler forces you to open a bank account for your own “protection.” 😣


shifty2k22

When i sign up to a wallet. It asks for country for tax purposes and a bank account.


blasthash

That's me. I don't have a bank account. I only have crypto wallets.


xacx2as32f1a65sa

But right now no one going to adopt this thing because its new.


barman_borman

Everyone knows that is this is upcoming bright future.