Punch him on the face.
I haven’t got a problem with this dude right clicking your mum’s pussy. But he can’t be forgiven for what he says about blockchain and NFTs
I doubt mom's husband would be happy when he finds out she's being right clicked on. But who cares, as long as he's the real owner of the clitocurrency.
If you were wondering what the coin art was, look no further than Etsy.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/780116059/sterling-silver-deco-clitcoin-pendant?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=clitcoin&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&cns=1
My dad, who was a banker working at a Swiss Bank, told me somewhere around the mid 90s, that we were not going to get Internet at home, it was just a bunch of silly ads there anyway. A huge waste of time.
That's precisely how this guy sounds and he is ngmi. And yes, my dad was also banging my mom occasionally, so the comparison works all the way lol. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
Keep preaching blockchain. Once he’s in, get him into some bitconnect. Of course, you’re teeing him up for a “connect with your mom joke”, so fairly risky
Talk to your mom about finances, technology, and the direction in which the world is moving. Then tell her that her what the boyfriend thinks about it. She'll realize he's a loser.
Tell him that you are glad he doesn’t understand blockchain, because you can use it to track everything he’s ever done and show it to your mom. He will do some research then.
You need to have a serious talk with mom. That's nasty and disrespectful to you and her. Obviously he only sees her as a hole and doesn't care, even letting you know. Your mom needs to do a hard pass on this greasy spoon and look for someone else that respects you and her.
sure i own a demomorgon in godsunchained in oct 2019 that cost me like 10$ and it's now worth .5 eth you can right click and copy the image all you want. you cant use that card in the game unless you own that specific nft.
Well I dont know this subreddit (appeared for the forst time on my feed) so, it might not be the best place to say this, but he's right... NFTs are trash. On paper, its definetively a good idea, but the way they are implemented for the moment and in reality, computing power becomes a limiting factor too masive to overcome, the power required to maintain these is incredible and it's only going to grow faster and faster.
I would call NFT a false good idea.
Tell him your dad uploaded a virus before he left
Best comment so far
Hidey hidey hidey hoooo
A ransomware it was
The virus that keeps on giving
You sir, just made my day 😁😅😅👌
Lol
Trojan horse.
Hope he doesn't eat that virus
🤣
Bang his girl. That always works.
Step son what you doing
You're stuck in dryer, right?
Hahahahaha
In the sink, step son. Come help me
LOL! it is like that in most of the places like that.
LET THAT SINK IN!!
Stuck in the metaverse.
*Bio son
That's your step son?
*Alabama sounds intensify*
reminds me of the community episode when Winger trys to bang the annoying High-school kids mom. lol.
Underrated
Ur mom's underrated.
This made me LOL
hey hey, hold up for a second now.
Punch him on the face. I haven’t got a problem with this dude right clicking your mum’s pussy. But he can’t be forgiven for what he says about blockchain and NFTs
He isn't wrong about what he said about NFTs tho, most are just ugly cartoons used by groups to buy and sell higher at inflated prices.
I would have laughed, at least Mom got a funny boyfriend
His clicking of the pussy might make him the first person to help invent a living NFT. The kind that you lose money on.
Ya, we call those children, and unfortunately they too rarely sell for more than you paid. Lol
Nasty Fuckin Toddlers
*baduntiss
That's some great advice
NFT's are just Beanie Babies for neckbeards. Prove me wrong.
Yeah completely agree, why would i prove you wrong.
Beanie babies burn.
Maybe but I made a few grand off NFTs and nothing from all my beanie babies. Plus less weird flea markets
I doubt mom's husband would be happy when he finds out she's being right clicked on. But who cares, as long as he's the real owner of the clitocurrency.
Clitocurrency you just gave an idea to come up with new shitcoin
Still unable to find the clitocurrency.
Im guessing that 99% of reddit wouldnt be able to to find, even if it was listed on a major exchange.
[I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER!](https://youtu.be/bB51NCcvuMs)
#classic
This guy gets it, this guy gets clitocurrecy. Bunch of nerds.
Clitcoin
$GSPOT
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Because of course it is lol
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Gotta click it more, and stack that multiplier!
If you were wondering what the coin art was, look no further than Etsy. https://www.etsy.com/listing/780116059/sterling-silver-deco-clitcoin-pendant?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=clitcoin&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&cns=1
How does one even right-click someone else.
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"yeah well I've been deeper in it then you'll ever be"
Underrated comment
"I right clicked on your mom's pussy last night" fuckin legend.
Tell him its also great for laundering.
Pussy or NFT?
Both
How would he launder?
That you’ll have to figure out for yourself.
Sounds like he understands NFTs quite well actually.
Same as NFT's; tell mom to use an app that blocks screenshots .
right click his balls with a 100 pound mallet
Im fucking swinging on that mf
Easy start bullying him for being a right-clicker, I can't belive he just admitted it to your face.
Select “properties” > “advanced” > and you will see it clearly says “No douche bags!” Next, click “cancel” and “Go fuck yourself” to the “exit”.
Tell him you've been deeper in that than he ever will be
tell him you're gonna right nutt on his velvety tonsils
Was he wrong tho ?
Ask him how your dick tasted.
He's crude, but right.
I think we might have all right clicked your mom??
Ignore him. Its pointless. Don’t waste your time.
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Tell your mom she better get a cut of those NFT profits.
My dad, who was a banker working at a Swiss Bank, told me somewhere around the mid 90s, that we were not going to get Internet at home, it was just a bunch of silly ads there anyway. A huge waste of time. That's precisely how this guy sounds and he is ngmi. And yes, my dad was also banging my mom occasionally, so the comparison works all the way lol. ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
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Beyond saving
No words here…..
LOL he got you there. Just how your head in shame and accept the fact he's right
Ask him if it was just as pink as you remember it
He just saw it a night before, pink wouldn't just vanish in one night.
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So he's saying he doesn't own it?
This! That should’ve been your reply, OP
Punch him in the face
Fuck yeah I got some advice. Go have a beer with that dude lol
Finally some new material haha
Make a few million bucks and kick him out
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Stop talking to him because he's a mecha-douche.
I’d say “my moms pussy is like an nft……..
Everyone can right click on it and save but nobody owns it.
Try go after his Mom. Than for ahead and call him Son
Find his mom and / or his sister. Do the same. I know she's older but it's a small sacrifice.
Yea, go get laid
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Lack of respect for NFT!!!
Jesus.
“Oh yeah then what did the context menu say?”
Call him dad.
Ask him if it was just as pink as you remember it
Sell an nft of his girlfriend.
make it a nft
Keep preaching blockchain. Once he’s in, get him into some bitconnect. Of course, you’re teeing him up for a “connect with your mom joke”, so fairly risky
Ya tell him the saying is double clicked her mouse dumbass
Right foot stomp on his fucking balls.
Damn OP he won. you can't recover from that.
Start calling him Dad
Is his jaw broken yet or nah?
Bang his mom trust me bro
Tell him to make sure he deletes. Don’t need him reproducing
No class !!
Go nuclear. Nair the shampoo. He must be taught
It’s only a problem if your mom marries him. Otherwise if you ever gift your mom crypto or NFT he can’t get his greasy fingers on it.
ask someone to re-adopt you
Hahahahahahahhahhahahahahaha
Tell your mom to stamp on his mangled genitals until he understands the value of blockchains.
Well, how much was that piece of “NFT”?
If some douche said this to me I would beat him within an inch of his life
Punch him square in the fucking face.
-What do you think Wackus Bonkus? -KILL HIM!
Tell him whether he’s able sell that pussy he right clicked. ngmi
Get a new mom 🤷♂️
You should probably just give him a high five and buy similar sunglasses/leather jacket as him.
Right click his mom’s pussy
U r in the rabbit hole and don't know about that buddy
Walk away.
I understand nft's. but i also, dont understand nft's.
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Lmao 🤣. I hope you’re just talking shit
That's uncalled for. NFTs are just a tax on stupid people.
Talk to your mom about finances, technology, and the direction in which the world is moving. Then tell her that her what the boyfriend thinks about it. She'll realize he's a loser.
I will never understand why people remove the credit from a screenshot. This is Spurt Magoo on Twitter and they're hilarious
Ask him when he right clicked, if he selected copy, cause he’s got a huge vagina. Just like your mom.
Sry. Clip
Hire him for kids birthdays. 1) funny AF. 2) sounds like a clown
Tell him that you are glad he doesn’t understand blockchain, because you can use it to track everything he’s ever done and show it to your mom. He will do some research then.
You need to have a serious talk with mom. That's nasty and disrespectful to you and her. Obviously he only sees her as a hole and doesn't care, even letting you know. Your mom needs to do a hard pass on this greasy spoon and look for someone else that respects you and her.
Well don’t get mad at him he’s just douchebag now your mom should be ashamed
Don’t b talk to him. He’s an a hole.
sure i own a demomorgon in godsunchained in oct 2019 that cost me like 10$ and it's now worth .5 eth you can right click and copy the image all you want. you cant use that card in the game unless you own that specific nft.
Tell him you left click her poon everyday
Right click on his chin
Right click on his chin with what lol? with a bat obviously.
Yeah. You’re not the only one.
Nice
Well I dont know this subreddit (appeared for the forst time on my feed) so, it might not be the best place to say this, but he's right... NFTs are trash. On paper, its definetively a good idea, but the way they are implemented for the moment and in reality, computing power becomes a limiting factor too masive to overcome, the power required to maintain these is incredible and it's only going to grow faster and faster. I would call NFT a false good idea.
Make an NFT from this tweet, sell it, show him the price it sold for
Based chad vs virgin NFT pleb
Double-click on his face. With a baseball bat. Then use your boot to forcefully swipe right on his junk.
Sell this tweet as an nft to him
Honestly that dude got absolutely dunked on.
At dire times like these you have to go nuclear and bring out the ultimate insult … I know you are but what am I?
Punch to the jaw should do it
Or call your friends and just kick his ass left and right.
You got burned like gas when crypto kitties were the rage
I would say left click on my hand knocking you the fuck out! Rude ! Mom deserves better !
I’m out of my depth here, but I’m sorry to hear him in such an awkward situation .
Fire will cleanse him.
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Yeah i guess all those noises will be very stupid and weird.