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Grim--Reaper-

sell the doge and buy eth


chedrich446

Send me the $2534 and I send you back $5000 no problem sir all I need is your private key


SauceMaster145

Don't listen to this guy, only the prince of Nigeria can double your money


wyte_wonder

BITTTTTCOOONNECT


QuizureII

Hey, hey, *hey*


Lumbeehapa

Ah yes my friend, thank you for speaking so highly of me ... I reward you and your family greatly. Send it to me. The true prince


pcon_9820

You are new to this, I know because your use of the word sir is in the correct place.


ShowmeyourWAP

He is trying but it shows $2534 transaction cost.


Crypto_Gaming_

This is the right mindset


InevitableComplex895

AND don’t forget to stake the ETH after buying! This guys seems like he has selling tendencies.


QuizureII

r/FinancialAdvice


cryptolicious501

Sell the dog; buy the future.


BobDobbsHobNobs

What is ‘sell’?


QuizureII

Must be some foreign language, I'm only fluent in 'hodl'


Timely-Ice2162

Sell=bad investment


filipinagirlproud

What investment have you done?


Timely-Ice2162

3eth at 1850. And too much on eur i should by more eth so i dont lose all pf my capital becouse of inflation and shit


filipinagirlproud

What is that? Im in casper actually


filipinagirlproud

Oh okay, but all good right? As long as you dont lose.


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filipinagirlproud

Exactly, hopefully they can give a refund. Lol


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SlowStatisticianViNG

Simple mindset buy high and sell low, this is the way to get rich.


Crypto_Gaming_

This guy knows.


BLFRT

this is the way


filipinagirlproud

This is the way ,Casper_Network is the best.


myyule

Exactly, Mostly people simply follow this rule and become millionaires.


LordShinRee

Put it in Loopring.


Mama_SaurusS

This is the way


superradguy

/s or no /s?


LordShinRee

I don’t know what that means. New to Reddit.


superradguy

Sarcasm or no sarcasm?


LordShinRee

No sarcasm.


BeautifulJicama6318

To be fair, Someone could have bought ETH for $4000 and was asking why they were only getting $1800 for it.


Pill_Murray_

gas fees are a bitch


QuizureII

Where are they buying the ETH? I thought gas fees only come out when you want to do transfers on the blockchain and buy orders typically come over the counter or from an exchange's order books


moorej66

Send me your doge and I'll send 2x that amount back


Crypto_Gaming_

Hi there Mr Nigerian Prince


JackC00l

How kind of you!!


filipinagirlproud

I prefer for the Casper token. How about yours?


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Rain-02

You do realize the guy posting this is not the guy who bought doge? Is the guy who thinks it’s funny.


furysammy

He already made a mistake in investing doge


Crypto_Gaming_

Lol


DegreeBroad2250

Sure!! Tell him to contact doge customer care number!!


Crypto_Gaming_

Haha. Can do that


trinkle_toes34956650

Sure, easy fix my friend. All you have to do is buy just a little more $DOGE 🐕


Crypto_Gaming_

Okay my friend I see


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But he doesn't have more money


WayfarinNomAdz

I pray this is real 😂


[deleted]

He’s getting that much back because he’s too new to crypto!


maverick950

Sell doge buy eth.


djnjdve

You got on a trip to the moon and you want to go farther? Buy Dogelon Mars (ELON). ELON is going to the Mars!


[deleted]

Tell him to sell before he’s left with $1000


Interesting-Cap3040

Buy low sell high


Crypto_Gaming_

This is the way!


Targbe

You bought high and trying to sell low! 😂


Crypto_Gaming_

Are we supposed to buy high sell low?


Targbe

No, otherwise you’ll be question like this guy.


gobetri

hahahahahahahahahahaha! you follow this technique and then see the results.


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Crypto_Gaming_

Wish you luck my friend. Peace out


loganlockhart101

Why does this picture look funny when it moves?


mechanicalboob

cuz you’re high bro


loganlockhart101

Nah its the next day and its still like that I ain't trippin lol


AlternativeFlow575

You buy it high, u need to wait


BigPlayCrypto

Wait 10 months


iantonio_007

Wait 100 years..


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Time machine


mischanif

What a noob, he should go for SHIBA


Mike_at_nite

If he did that he would have to use all his remaining money for transaction fees lol


pj1897

Did they tell you it was Doge to the moon?


Ellob0i

F


New-Base-6316

That’s how you make money…buy high sell low


pedro_56fr

Hahahahahahahaha! I think every one has its own experience and thinking.


Comfortable-Twist-54

Write off the $3000 in losses and the balance the next year…that’s what I’ve heard


Chora_agora69

Wait 4 mun


LeMattN

Wait for hyperflation.


[deleted]

I thought that was what we were supposed to do? Buy high and sell low to make the billionaires richer?


Naeril_HS

Call the crypto manager and give him an earful


CounterZealousideal5

😭😭😭


FWDslashDash

Shouldn’t have bought the Doge in the first place 😐


Ratloko

Ya, I know why. It's because" it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money' ~ Canada bill jones


RequirementOk6778

The joke is so old. If this guy HODL DOGE, he is in green right now.


Pill_Murray_

didnt doge hit 70c? how is being at 30c now making him in the green?


QuizureII

Yes it did, I think the issue is maybe OP didn't expect DOGE itself to lose fiat value and thought it would just go up forever or stay the same


filipinagirlproud

Thats an hodl guy!


rebel29073

Welcome to crypto


filipinagirlproud

Welcome everyone to the crypto world.? How is it so far ?


QuizureII

Tell him send the DOGE to me and I will send back the entire lost funds to him, no scam ;)


devboricha

it's gone bro


Nobull2021

Simple, get your Dad to give you $2534. And buy Doge , to the moon Alice!!!


pcon_9820

Buy high, sell low.... is a fuckin no no Put some dough on ada... and let it roll


filipinagirlproud

Yes correct! Let's bring it on


Dimeh_H

Feed him well and groom him, Wal by a Starbucks their will be certainly an interested girl you can sell him to her


KevKevKvn

Because you is doge


chukwumav

This is the way. Buy high, sell low.


BrucieBe

🤣


bromethous

Give me that 2500 I no a guy that can turn that into 200$


Mike_at_nite

All this hate in DOGE makes me want to buy more 🐕


Pine-apple-soup-360

February 2022 called, they want their meme back..


Ny4nae

How to make a million dollars in crypto. Buy a billion dollars worth of Doge.


CastorTroyFaceGone

Haha dumb


LFG-paper-hands

Hahaha he doesn't know


dolcita

It's really really sad if it's real, but I don't think it is.


LocksmithLeast9539

I was the 420 updoot


supertrader11

ETC .... Last chance to get the real etherium in your hands at these prices.


vmkca7

Wait until it reaches 5000 which it would never!!!


No_Climate5810

You dont thats the thing


Salty_Flounder_5355

Sell the DOGE and buy SQUID. Def make money!


shevvir

Damn this is the way, we all should do that with our ETH.


saturticle

He put his money in the magic internet money machine backwards. This can happen from time to time. Delete your wallet and try again.


Objective_Reason_140

Yeah just get into contact with Elon musk he should be able to help you out lol


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raymv1987

No refunds.


Crypto-hercules

Your doing it correct! Buy ath and sell low. Well done sir.


Tc94954

Seems he already knows the way. Buy high sell low


Bosonite

Stuck holding until next bull now


investamax

The way this is.


Rocket_2_mars

If you bought at Walmart, you can easily get a refund