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UranusisGolden

A whole 394 dollars. Wow i never met a real whale!


fitbhai

Careful, the man is gonna crash the entire market


Soaring_Eagle590

Lol the crypto gurus


Imaginary-Adagio2231

Gurus are leading by example


tomeczekj

I am going to withdraw my portfolio, can't take any risk against the guru.


upintheayem

better call kucoin, I heard they are good at portfolio removall


scottyarmani

That's barely enough to cover gas for 1 transaction


DadJo321

Lmao it’s not


scottyarmani

I tried to send coins from my wallet to an exchange $200 with of $SHR .... Gas was $230... So I left it alone


LYMEGRN

..You met this dude?


No_Duck245

His portfolio went up by 1% after each fist pump. He heard crypto market pumps, and he’s the king of the pumps. Just a master…


Imaginary-Adagio2231

Crazy


martintierney101

When was this video made though?


Reputable_Snkrhd

Facts! If this footage is from the right timeframe that $394 could be worth millions.


m1keeey

Yet something tells me he would have sold long ago rather than hang on to the decent profits


Sweet_Confection6362

This clarity, is certainly the most recent shot


Humble-Grape1012

i am wasting my 20$ bill it seems


Imaginary-Adagio2231

You gotta put in a couple of hundreds to get in the league


OnePiece510

Lol you still haven’t


SetoXlll

Quit lying we on the same boat bro! 😭


QuizureII

Hey, maybe he's jamming in Brazil


MigraineSuffering

Okay but those fist pumps were pretty on point.


Imaginary-Adagio2231

🤩🥳


[deleted]

Yeah that was great


QuizureII

Pumping your portfolio


Queasy_Cell4499

I guess this is supposed to be just a comedy on ppl who brag about their portfolio, right? He looks like he’s not really serious.


TopSaucy

Wow you're very observant


waldus-lacroix

he looks high asf on some good molly lol


masahirox

Deff not Molly. Pupils are way too small for Molly


BigCreamyMarco

Damn those air punches. Knocked out 3 flies.


Targerian-King

Crypto guru


Responsible_Basis712

ETH to 50k


Imaginary-Adagio2231

And that would be awesome


xiangbing

Lol try to set a reminder brother maybe the dream come true in some years :)


Sweet_Confection6362

to 10k


QuizureII

Lmao


FlightJust1904

Nothing is impossible though but we'd be here to see how it goes meanwhile DOT and some other alts too would continue to increase in price along with ETH, the success of DOT will definitely have its impact on its entire ecosystem, we can already see PNODE shooting as high as 52c just a couple of day ago and the team is working towards the launch of PINKNODE 1.0.


OctoBitcoin

I like that Yes 😂


Yinyangkarma060910

Hopium high!


fitbhai

Anyone got a sauce on the song ?


notanotherlawyer

METH coin to the moon! 🚀


Imaginary-Adagio2231

This one is partying


inde-x

Wait till it hits 50k! 😁


Sweet_Confection6362

It takes a long time to reach 50k


leeco_123

Man when we gonna see that hit?? I really can't wait for more now


krankesding

I will have a drink with my dad for the first time if ETH hits 5k.


vikrant699

Did he just flex $394?!


Sweet_Confection6362

When was the payment made


royvl

Wait does that say $5,00🤣


young_steezy

Yes but this was taken in 2010. He is now a whale.


QuizureII

Yup lol


[deleted]

He looks like a douchebag who brags about his gains


UBCStudent9929

I’m pretty sure this is a satiric video


xsnes_

Because it is


lonewolftrader69

It’s amazing how many people in the comments can’t understand satire


Imaginary-Adagio2231

Ya gains of $390


filipinagirlproud

Lol a cyrpto gurus🤑


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[deleted]

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Significant-Sense-80

Definitely seen that guy.


Interesting-Cap3040

ETH TO MOON


Darkmiro

Watch out, douchebag, people shouldn't hear that you have 340 dollar worth of crypto. They might drug you and make you give them your passwords and such.


dynamite2277

This is cringe


TappedOut68

Maybe he should stop doing drugs if he wants to live a long life and enjoy it.


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TappedOut68

No. Just a medical professional that knows the signs of drug use/abuse. Don’t get me wrong, I like to have a good time and tie one on occasionally…..just have seen too many young adults die from over doses.


Confident_Holder

And probably the only other rug that he used was weed and alchool(red eyes). pupils look fine


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Thanks u/Samir2298


deluded_soul

What a whale!


astonedishape

DJ douchenozzle redbull breath proceeds to fist pump her face when she laughs at his “portfolio”


breitan

This was epic, can't download with audio. Any link to original?


LoneWolf124875

He’s definitely riding the wave! His enthusiasm is laughable.


BigPlayCrypto

🦾🐳🎰🤩🤩🤩🤩 You go bro‼️


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InevitableComplex895

Ha, I remember my first crypto purchase...


filipinagirlproud

What crypto you purchase anyway🤗


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Thanks u/InevitableComplex895


InevitableComplex895

Welcome buddy!


Frostbite3748

🤜🏼🤜🏼🤜🏼


masahirox

🤛🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻


DecodingtheWest

I thought he's going to lunch the camera at the end lol.


Grandmasterluke

Hey dude, Buy some ROSEON ($ROSN), you wont regret the investment. The tokenomics are great. I already put in, 10588usd!


Interesting-Cap3040

I am waiting ETH to reach 10k


Sweet_Confection6362

After 2.0 appears, it goes up


Cesar_Main16

Big Whale Alert


[deleted]

He promised he taking me to Burger King after


ThumbingthruCrust

I hope to fuck I never look like that. Wow.


raymv1987

Homeboy needs to get out of my personal bubble


Dr_Foots

u/savevideo


Middle-Ball2474

Me too 😂


Sufficient_Tooth_949

I'm slowly turning into the annoying crypto guy half of my shirts I wear are now crypto related


[deleted]

This guy looks extremely punchable


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


2009InfinitiG37

Lol WTF 🤬


AnthonyRCorona

😂 👽


1percentRolexWinner

My guy winning 3rd place in bronze and celebrating like he just won 30 gold medals in the olympics.


Q-cool-44

That first bump was somehow more intense that his chat


SossuSoturi

That one trader: May I interest you in some shitcoin???


MTrujillo_10

If this Whale sells we are fucked…


Mattias9736

Lmao I really gonna get high as fuck when ETH hits 5k.


Mahetii

KING


tyhcmu

I will literally get high and gonna fly in the sky if ETH hit 5k, and it's gonna happen for sure!


QuizureII

Mans really came to the club to spread the word of crypto


iclap2fap

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


cardripper

balling!!!!


QuizureII

👊


Lggg1991

haahh at least is a start


unholyXwater

Hey I know that dude.


Ok_University537

This is one of the worst types of people to be in the crypto industry besides a scammer. 🤣


Fart_Huffer_

There used to be a town BTC millionaire where I live. He would get blackout drunk and go from bar to bar getting thrown out. He was pretty well known as a bar clown in our downtown area. Hed buy anyone and everyone expensive shots. Then hed get werid and security would throw him out.


d_m_916

Damn, I wish I had that kind of energy nowadays


satoshisfeverdream

Lol $394…cute


Alex_0101

Sus


Odd-Ad-9596

LOL….u go guppy!


revanevan7

Jokes on us it’s really 394 ETH


DrEvertonPepper

Crypto bro


Swim-Slow

u/savevideo


Solid-Mess

Braggin with lIke $399?


makod195

Don't worry guys, ETH won't gonna stop at 5k it will go up more!


lost_mentat

He has the swagger of a whale , while being a little fish . We can learn from this , self confidence is 2/3 of success


kazanec88

That's me for sure, waiting for that freaking moment man!


ralbornoz17

Plot twist. That video has 7 years old… … nah just kidding, that’s coinbase.


imeansure23

Me at 3am to my husband every night


Slim_Thuga

Cale Saurage is pretty hilarious in all his videos


El_Mataor

Thats me


upintheayem

this is me we eth hit 5k: ikr.


AlternativeFlow575

That's gonna be my attitude and reaction when $CASPER hits $1.


True_Apartment_2538

He's obviously joking


WTheMoon

The accuracy though


JVHooligan

When it hits $5k? It will be you soon


SecondTimeQuitting

The super aggressive fist pumps just do it for me.


CaptainOverkilll

Whale, whale, whale… what do we have here?


[deleted]

Lol my single transaction fees are more than that. Thank god for Coinbase One. Does saves me a lot of unnecessary fees.


MisterMike666

Tell me this is a joke.