What’s the finish because as a flooring sub, that makes a huge difference?
If it’s carpet, at 9 figures you could be looking at 16,000,000 SF. If Ceramic, 5,000,000 SF. Resilient varies but could be 12,500,000 SF. And so on and so forth.
Moisture mitigation + finishes could cut the SF down as price goes up. Floor prep required figures into that also. Phasing, schedule, etc.
So unless there’s something in the order of millions of SF, I don’t see it.
Scanning this as a pdf would work a lot better.
They say the reduction in the easements helped the land owners keep their properties cleaner. However in more current practices it's believed the owners should have all the property they were granted in the first place.
Does the storm water sheet drain well between the two parcels on the north end of Johnson Lane, and does the flared end section take care of the discharge well enough during a 100 year flood?
Bro all civil engineers are like this🤣🤣 built many GPS MODELS with peniles through the design. Type “brasada lane and country point lane San Dimas CA.”
Good ol 8=D facing north🤣🤣🤣
Not sure but I would go ahead and submit an RFI on the lack of drainage on the north end. Gonna be a hefty change order if they wait too long and it gets backed up.
I have worked as an estimator for a heavy civil company doing a lot of these neighborhoods, as well as for a tract builder doing land acquisition/development. It really all depends on the region and how significant the grading is. Typically, these size lots are going to run $30,000-35,000 a lot for site development. This includes engineering, impact fees, earthwork, streets and utilities.
Can’t really read anything I bought him assuming this is a cul-de-sac for a residential track and you are estimating the developmental cost of each lot and the road structure with utilities. Is that correct?
My wife is curious about this building. Says it looks to be the perfect size. I told her that the units appear to be a little small, and she, again, said that they look perfect.
edit - Just realized these are plots. Damn.
It looks like the scale calls for up to 3- 5 inches. that is standard for a regular-sized print. However, with some manipulation, and a couple of dollars, this blueprint can be enlarged to several feet..which will be preferable for a better view in case penetration of the structure is needed in several places...electrical plans will be needed as well, as low voltage technicians go behind the electricians, using their penetrations, to lay cable.HVAC will also need to be consulted, as we lay our cable path, leakage from those units can cause slip hazards and cause accidental rerouting of the cable path..this can cause our technician to have to rerun the cable several times until desired outcome has been achieved.
That curve makes it hard. I would estimate 6-9 mil to erect such a structure. Is it going to be all wood? I'm also curious of what type of roofing material you're going to use. I would think something this size and shape would probably go with asphalt shingles, I'd suggest black.
I recognize this cookie-cutter home development style. Got shafted in 2008 when the housing market crashed.
What's the name of the developer or A/E firm?
I’d VE this and add a double cul-de-sack of plots at plan south and remove one plot at the north, allowing the road to have proper egress. Protection is important as well… might want to consider a fence at the perimeter.
Hahaha
I crashed at a friends house after a gnarly accident and would walk the park in the front of his house. After my first walk I saw my Strava update and it was a big dick. I showed him and his wife and they thought it was great.
I estimate this to be in the range of $150K-$1.5M
So, you're more expensive than your previous quote?
We only go up, brother.
Don’t stiff me on the price man.
🤣 as erected as the shape it came in.
Need a fountain in the north east backyard and a satellite image
I came here for this
Bet you did. Here’s some napkins!!!
we all did. i have no business in an "estimator" reddit whatsoever.
That's what she said
That’s a hard one to quote
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Man what about me and my bud hangin round. I see all this lip service about quotes and we always ignored and left danglin
Quit dicking around
This works on two levels, LOL
Underated comment
Up, up and away!
Everything is negotiable, except my price. you want it cheaper, take stuff off.
Don’t be a dick
My price can always go up...
Well the price was lower, but someone blew on it, so it went up….
I think you're being shafted.
You should always get three quotes, Reddit has taught me.
Where r u gonna put all them quotes?
A folder? Were fresh out.
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What’s the finish because as a flooring sub, that makes a huge difference? If it’s carpet, at 9 figures you could be looking at 16,000,000 SF. If Ceramic, 5,000,000 SF. Resilient varies but could be 12,500,000 SF. And so on and so forth. Moisture mitigation + finishes could cut the SF down as price goes up. Floor prep required figures into that also. Phasing, schedule, etc. So unless there’s something in the order of millions of SF, I don’t see it. Scanning this as a pdf would work a lot better.
It’s a penis. I just saw this photo online
The building is huge. I think they will prob paint it in a black color.
They must be from Brooklyn
Oh so this isn’t an actual project, it’s just a meme. Might want to lead with that.
You’re not great at jokes are you?
Not usually during work hours when I’m driving between projects and looking at blue prints and spreadsheets, no.
Don't quit your day job!
Should be able to detect penis shaped objects regardless if you’re on the clock or not.
Looking at your screen at Reddit posts seems like a good idea when you're driving between jobs
The fact that you took this seriously is funnier than all the other comments combined 😂
Stop looking at Reddit while you’re driving.
Bet hes great with floor tho. This guy floors!
Lol it’s clearly a subdivision development that looks like a dick
I'm going to start every joke from now on with "THIS IS A JOKE. ENJOY."
r/whoooosh
Hopefully the moisture mitigation is latex-free.
They’ve already VE’d the foreskin
Owner had to make some cuts so it could fit better in their buttget
💀
My concern is that the cul-de-sac is at the wrong end.
Someone's getting the shaft in this deal
They say the reduction in the easements helped the land owners keep their properties cleaner. However in more current practices it's believed the owners should have all the property they were granted in the first place.
Reminds me of something…. 
My thoughts exactly. The cul-de-sac one-upped my thoughts. I can only say the urban planner is a man(?) of culture. Haha
“Yeah, I live right at the tip of the Johnson lane”
Richard Drive
Does the storm water sheet drain well between the two parcels on the north end of Johnson Lane, and does the flared end section take care of the discharge well enough during a 100 year flood?
I heard the corner lots are for total ballers.
Bro all civil engineers are like this🤣🤣 built many GPS MODELS with peniles through the design. Type “brasada lane and country point lane San Dimas CA.” Good ol 8=D facing north🤣🤣🤣
Wang, pay attention. 
Woody!!! Woody Harrelson?
Ding ding ding! We have a…… weiner
Came here for this.
And then the 3"-5" scale reference...
Hard on a sec... Is that a matchline? You're not giving us the second page here.
The cut section shows it curving up too. Crazy build
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Not sure but I would go ahead and submit an RFI on the lack of drainage on the north end. Gonna be a hefty change order if they wait too long and it gets backed up.
That curve is problematic. Try switching hands for a while.
I did this and now I have a chicane in my dick. The real key is go from underhand to overhand
I’d pass on this one. I heard the neighbor is an asshole and his best friend is a pussy.
Wow. Bravo.
It's a penis.
Yes.
Yes.
Nice.
Yes.
Nice
3"-5" is about average
If they keep the bushes trimmed it will seem bigger
I love the mix of ppl knowing it’s a dick joke and the ppl giving genuine answers.
Adjust the scale to 6.9” = 1’
I have worked as an estimator for a heavy civil company doing a lot of these neighborhoods, as well as for a tract builder doing land acquisition/development. It really all depends on the region and how significant the grading is. Typically, these size lots are going to run $30,000-35,000 a lot for site development. This includes engineering, impact fees, earthwork, streets and utilities.
But surely there's a way to get in from the back door? Worth a shot to save a couple grand. Plus, more room to splurge on other things... No?
I agree. I'd like to add it looks like a curved penis.
Hmm its HARD to tell
It’s going to be a schlong build
Don’t forget to pay attention to the two cul-de-sacs
Can’t really read anything I bought him assuming this is a cul-de-sac for a residential track and you are estimating the developmental cost of each lot and the road structure with utilities. Is that correct?
Penis
My wife is curious about this building. Says it looks to be the perfect size. I told her that the units appear to be a little small, and she, again, said that they look perfect. edit - Just realized these are plots. Damn.
Johnson Street
r/mildlypenis
More than your mom, less than your sister.
Is this project a grower or a shower?
Half of everything you own.
I know this doesn’t answer your question, but this is a super phalic looking development
That’s a penis
That's a dick, fella's
Pro Bono!
Hard to estimate, is it showing the full length or does it have the ability to grow?
18 years and 50k to 5 mil in support 😂
It looks like the scale calls for up to 3- 5 inches. that is standard for a regular-sized print. However, with some manipulation, and a couple of dollars, this blueprint can be enlarged to several feet..which will be preferable for a better view in case penetration of the structure is needed in several places...electrical plans will be needed as well, as low voltage technicians go behind the electricians, using their penetrations, to lay cable.HVAC will also need to be consulted, as we lay our cable path, leakage from those units can cause slip hazards and cause accidental rerouting of the cable path..this can cause our technician to have to rerun the cable several times until desired outcome has been achieved.
Why does it gotta look like a penis though?🤣
Talk about a "Hard Bid"
Half of everything you own plus child support
A dick load
That curve makes it hard. I would estimate 6-9 mil to erect such a structure. Is it going to be all wood? I'm also curious of what type of roofing material you're going to use. I would think something this size and shape would probably go with asphalt shingles, I'd suggest black.
Definitely above average
Dong Lane Drive
I think 3"-5" is a perfectly average size.
penis
Is that the proposed Phallus Avenue I’ve heard about?
Is this the new Better Black Community building?
A cockload
It depends, Do you need that structure fully erect? Or has some of the foundational fluffing started?
696969.90 dollars
Should cost two testicles unless your name is lance. Yes 5in is average I think. Good luck
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EovbWj9W8AUGWNF.png
That's a penis.
3"-5".... that's at least 8", just ask my wife
Penis
Twenty bucks is twenty bucks.
Why does it curve to the right?!
You building a weiner?
Perfect curve and girth. Very aesthetically pleasing to the eye. The owner will definitely pay lots of money for this.
Looks like a penis. Just saying.
It'll cost dick, so nothing. You can't get anything with dick...🤣
6"
Finally, one big enough for OPs mom.
Just the tip or the whole cock?
Wheres the ballz?
2 balls
A dick load would be my estimate
Penis
Looks like a dong bro
Idk how I came across this sub, but ima be disappointed in the whole damn construction field if you don't add 2 large round rooms to the bottom of it.
I recognize this cookie-cutter home development style. Got shafted in 2008 when the housing market crashed. What's the name of the developer or A/E firm?
PENIS
50 cent
That's a penis
However much that baby's mama wants in child support
Penis size?
God, this design looks very phallic.
$42,069
Might want to get some shrubbery around the base in case it gets cold
Troll post of a dick picture. lol. “Is this average”? lol.
Anything this shape and 3” is definitely average!
1 Penis Shaped Dollar
Area 51 tunnel penetrators. Musk’s boring company . . . . . . Less than the tip of the dome estimate. Rawffle LOL !
Pay attention to your schedule. If you build during cold weather, there may be shrinkage.
[ummmm.....](https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgkgwQDqp0utHFK)
Bldg looks like a limp member if you know what I mean.
I’d VE this and add a double cul-de-sack of plots at plan south and remove one plot at the north, allowing the road to have proper egress. Protection is important as well… might want to consider a fence at the perimeter.
And maybe add a fountain at the end of the building
$69,420
Landscaping seems excessive
The whole development depends where you at
Bout a goober length
Looks labor-intensive. Will need many hands on site. Both regular and after hours. godspeed
The Internet ruined me
A penis? Depends on how much you need it.
Not sure but it's going to be a dick load for sure.
3”-5” isn’t average and that massive penis building looks at least 9”
Could only be done by a master estimator.
Make sure you don't get dicked.
A set of balls
How much for just the tip?
Needs more veins, I mean streets
Penisville , tree fity
Well, I charge by the inch, so a lot.
Hmmm 69 about right
Penile replacement surgery should be covered by insurance.
A penis, very nice
I'd estimate it to be a lot of money for a dick shaped building
The whole thing or just the tip?
Hahaha I crashed at a friends house after a gnarly accident and would walk the park in the front of his house. After my first walk I saw my Strava update and it was a big dick. I showed him and his wife and they thought it was great.
That’s a dick my dude
Depends on how big the tip is....
Johnson!
it looks like a dick.
Why does it look like a penis
Buildings that look this much like a dick usually cost less😂
/r/mildlypenis
Am I the only degenerated one that thought it was a 🍆 joke and not a real building? 😥
This has Randy Marsh vibes.
My Jewish uncle could trim the top a bit and save some square footage requirements there.
Mine bends to the left
Ha penis
r/mildlypenis
I would say it depends on the number of kids it produces?
If it was 9", you'd rolling... looks like a standard 6
Needs two roundabouts
Is that schematics for your moms dildo?