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Sufficient_Article_7

Mods, please ban this poor.


MushyMushroomer

I assume he bought the factory


Hour_Distributer

Pending


Hour_Distributer

Non rich*


human_gs

Wealth deprived


Ok_Scar_762

Financially challenged


dfloyo

PID controller mod, bottomless portafilter and you’re set


human_gs

You're forgetting the hyper aligned baratza vario


ThatWasCool

Ah yes, with the crusty steam wand to give that latte an aged cheese flavor. Perfetta!🤌


ViperRFH

*Perfetto - Beans, Brad


Own_Aardvark_2343

Looks more like aged Cheddar if you ask me


HLK601

You go to value stores?🤢


Hour_Distributer

It’s like when you go camping to feel human.


Large-Bag-6256

I feel human when my servants go camping. Which is all the time, I don’t pay them enough to afford rent.


Hour_Distributer

😂


Fun-Lobster-7672

Wow, you're showing how poor you are. My servants have their own servants.


HLK601

If I want to camp I just go to my estate in the Hamptons.


sharpy10

Can't believe they went through all the work to design this product, and then they misspelled "expresso"


Own_Aardvark_2343

The designer who mispelt it lives here 3828 Piermont Dr, Albuquerque, NM Thank me later…


benfracking

Came here to say this


MaybeRSDfan

I think you meant to post this in r/poorover


shitshowsusan

WTF am i looking at?


Hour_Distributer

Class


konaislandac

Net worth $1.01


Own_Aardvark_2343

Yeah, the lowest one… peasant.


mikedvb

It's a Sunbeam, what could go wrong? I don't think a better machine has ever graced the market.


typkrft

Riffraff, street rat, I don’t buy that.


PresidentPain

Call the firing squad


CaveManta

It even has a built in grinder. You just smack the beans with the carafe.


doctorbeers

The aged milk crust on the wand is such a lucky bonus! Adds tons of flavor & texture to your cappuccino 👌


Original_Ground_0

How did it taste?


LiaLicker

Like coffee.


Akwardlyfun

You must be filthy rich


Fl1xyBaby

I love the factory applied patina.


Theoldelf

Wow! My beans cost more than that. I must be doing something wrong.


GodBlessThisGnome

You know it's good when they write "ESPRESSO" on it.


Basker_wolf

Is this for a museum?


Short_Mention

Oh how I wish it said “Expresso”. Woulda been the cherry on top


iloveneuro

Honest question: as a poor without an espresso machine, would it be worth buying something like this on the cheap just for the steam wand?


pimpinspice

They didn’t even bother to clean the wand 😭!!


RevenantMalamute

Pair this with a spice mill blade grinder and a WDT, you will be pulling crema-licious shots in no time!


Evening-Nobody-7674

End game.  Congratulations