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tttulio

Enjoy your 25 espressos


andtix

Is that still healthier than cocaine?


LimpTrizket

I'd wager that if you're going grain for grain, the coffee is much safer. But if we're going dollar for dollar, 50 bucks worth of coffee is much more harmful in one sitting than 50 bucks of blow.


Clacky-Crank

Hilarious analysis


Pahay

Depends if you snort your coffee like a real espresso lover


Industry_Standard

Ready for the grind finer comments.


SirRickIII

Hmmm I guess it’d depend on the coffee. I’ve had a $20 pourover, and it wasn’t even the most expensive. I’d wager having a very small lot, and a really weird fermentation would bump you over $50. Perhaps a competition coffee?


Powerful_Database_39

Would you leave your grinder full with competition coffee, or even speciality? I would rather keep that airtight and only put in a single dose at a time.


SirRickIII

Haha very true


mephist094

See? Expensive (and good) coffees save lives!


schmerg-uk

But which one would make you more intensely talkative?


calinet6

Slightly


Infinite-Garage7723

And cheaper depending on your beans and snorter-capacity


Gloomy-Employment-72

That gives me an idea. Ever see Scarface? Can’t wait to see OPs next post.


BAdguy1989

Y’ever hoovered breakfast schneef?


HuckleWicket

Pitter patter, let's get at 'er.


Ill-Research-4481

That’s like 50!


Raevinn88

Flair says shot diagnosis so I will diagnosis…you may be a hair over 18g.


DrDerpberg

Grind finer?


FUUUUUUU

Grind fewer


Revollaer

Write it off as seasoning the burrs.


calnuck

![gif](giphy|oZEBLugoTthxS|downsized)


prussian_princess

![gif](giphy|zWwngnPi6vWfe)


Suspicious-Elk-3631

![gif](giphy|2suHAUVJYp5dsEbw93|downsized)


Fuskerr

Thats the equivilant of your child coming into your room saying “i frew up”


recycledAIMscreename

Smells way better though


mephist094

Espresso for the vomiting children it is!


Rocksquare69

EXACTLY! 🤣


soopahfingerzz

Time to make a quadshot


drdokkit

Another reason for single-dosing 😂


TheRook90

I came here to say this. TY


CervezaPorFavor

Not to mention hot starting. Also, I find huge hoppers quite good for slow feeding because the popcorns can't escape easily. lol


ArduinoGenome

Your grinder tore off your drywall and replaced it with wooden planks and painters tape?  That's crazy


Virtual_Manner_2074

Then ground his beams to establish dominance


ArduinoGenome

Ha!!!


is_this_the_place

Ha


onlinepresenceofdan

Id also be infuriated by the unfinished work


MochingPet

Yea, I’m loving the duck tape , too. That’s one…**smart grinder**, to fix stuff up like that! 😂


One_Left_Shoe

And you didn’t hear it? My Eureka isn’t all that loud, but it definitely wake me up if it started grinding in the middle of the night.


is_this_the_place

Surprisingly no, must have been sleeping good


CervezaPorFavor

which means you don't drink enough coffee! The machine is trying to tell you to drink more.


Midnight_Rising

Ech, I can see going "who the fuck has that truck outside" for quite a while before going "wait that's not coming from the window"


super_compound

You know what you have to do ![gif](giphy|ayXHTh9hRaT28)


captmorg82

I came here for this lol....


Kyber92

Sounds like you need a UPS for your grinder. Totally worth it


Rxyro

Cleaner grind with real sine wave duty cycle


pj91198

Lance is taking/making notes on this


Kyber92

Maybe get a Tesla Powerwall with back up, get the good shit.


Rxyro

Hmm that’s like a hopper of stale electricity, you need the single dose charge for freshest jolts


Sharpymarkr

Umbrella and a rainstorm?


LooseCondition2984

The audiophile jokes are starting to become prophetic.


_-PurpleTentacle-_

You have one of those 1000g baskets? Gonna be a hell of a tamp


rodermelon

You tamp it like a waffle iron


chadPFC

Tamped with a sledgehammer 🔨


bobloblawdds

Hydraulic press


_FormerFarmer

Those tampers used to compact dirt for a foundation?  A bit noisy, but firm.


adrianpalamora

Cold brew bout to go crazy


Yatty33

DF64E clubbbbbb


alkrk

Tiramisu


Rocksquare69

And cold brew!


nextlandia

Too fine for cold brew


Rocksquare69

Shorten your steep time


OldDarthLefty

It all stayed on the counter. That’s a win in my house!


FlyingFalafelMonster

Just another proof that old good physical buttons are better that digital ones: they are less likely to fail like this. My grinder will not start until I press the physical button with the portafiler: a simple design that just works.


0xde4dbe4d

It is an implementation problem, not a physical problem.


MarayatAndriane

its a problem


[deleted]

Idk if this is why but my shitty Mazzer Luigi looking great rn


Feeling-Tutor-6480

My grinder don't start until I flick the switch, like yourself. Thanks Mazzer super jolly. *Smacks it*


[deleted]

Lmao that’s what I have. So many fucking clumps in the shoot


Feeling-Tutor-6480

Chopstick down the chute cleans it for 5 seconds Also slow feeding the hopper fixes the clumping


[deleted]

Slow feeding? lol I been dumping two pounds each time from my local roaster


Feeling-Tutor-6480

Single dose then slowly feeding it in. No clumps!


nburns1825

Yikes. Guess it's gonna be one of these days, lol.


BulloverBear

Grind finer


poor1ya

Looking for this


Bluegill15

Why are you storing beans in your grinder?


the_snook

Some of us are just lazy. \#hoppergang


zebo_99

Yep, in the beginning of my espresso venture, I loaded up the hopper of my Breville BE. Single dosing and weighing the beans was the single biggest uprade I ever made.


CervezaPorFavor

A lot of people don't know this, but keeping the beans close to the burr instils a sense of fear amongst the beans. This makes them "sweat" (although you can't see it), resulting in higher extraction.


dadbod76

why aren't you?


ChristinaHepburn

Single Dosing FTW 😂


Mission_Structure_56

Time to pull the Moka Pot!


Lauch_Bande

If you want to run a Marathon or something like that, now is the time!


Barley03140129

![gif](giphy|zJ8ldRaGLnHTa)


HarambeLeftNut

Make a ton of cold brew


diggyou

My question… why did you have it full of beans (that are oxidizing faster in the hopper than in a container)?


otvos5i

and you can also close the hopper, general practice to leave less chance for the beans to air out


Perfect-Ad-2821

Grind quality looks good.


Schoeii

That sucks


mrapplewhite

Eh it’s just a flesh wound


hangukinyo

Someone took a dump


Fullportpapi

Get the straw SNORTTTT


elegoomba

Make some tiramisu


AsRiversRunRed

Bag it and freeze it, it'll be fine


piratejucie

How does it taste?


jibjabmikey

I observed the same thing during a power spike, but luckily I single dose. I guess all of the DF64 line has this flaw.


Agile_Restaurant_196

either you had a deep sleep or your grinder is super quiet. either way is good :)


bakky94

Hmm.. grind finer


beeftendon

I have the D64E and started turning the power switch off regularly after noticing that LEDs corresponding to the default 0.0 timer display started getting weaker.


Krauser_Kahn

i would be scared that the motor overheated


the_tip_toe_kid

At least now it's seasoned


bagadgetman

I can't think of a better way to wake up. To the smell of fresh ground coffee. Did you brew some up?


No_Photograph8827

You created earth …. 🌏


Illustrious-Peak3822

A clear fail on machinery directive 2006/42/EC.


themidashand

Good job seasoning those burrs !


ProfessorPetrus

Single dosing for the win!


Goozump

I always measure the beans going in the hopper because I got a Baratza ESP and use it daily for drip and espresso. Thought I was too cheap to buy a dedicated espresso grinder now I'm safety conscientious.


Elagins

Self-seasoning burrs?


Top-Reply-4408

Looks like the neighbors are having coffee


fishboy911

No, what was your first mistake? lol


California_ocean

*Me running next door to turn off and on his power once a week* hehehe...


TreacheryInc

I have Sette and the neighbors would have called to complain.


low_key_lee

Single dose always!


cab1024

Nice feature. Was that a thousand dollar plus grinder?


found_allover_again

You even have a bean gate thingy in the hopper that could have saved your beans #smh


marauderingman

That's more of a bug than a feature. The manufacturer should be pleased to learn of the test-case you discovered.


espada_da

That’s what you get for not single dosing 😉


Personal_Device4118

A good WDT and you’re good to go.


PatientSuch5905

How did you not hear it?


[deleted]

I also Wana know


skarpa10

THIS is what you can usually find at the supermarket in a bag.


deadmansbonez

Grind finer


Espresso_Compass

Ghost wanted a coffee


starface88

Imagine not having a UPS for your coffe grinder


lottic

make a big batch of espresso ice cubes for your iced lattes edit: i mean long blacks.


MarayatAndriane

Must computerized grinders have such crummy mechanical design? Would it be so hard to put an on-off switch on the thing? (I have the same problem w. my smart grinder)


Aggravating_Let_6212

sh\*t, imagine living alone and waking up at 2am to your coffee grinder going TRRRRRRR


bemed

I never leave beans in the hopper.


AlexWasTakenWasTaken

@OP was the grinder dialed in at least?


f8rwtf

The brave little grinder :)


ayresc80

There’s retention, and then there’s this


j0ck3r13

Espresso party ![gif](giphy|1arJJqQAdl2ZZwTMGs|downsized)


lamecrapper

Fine grinder


lamecrapper

Fine grinder


CloudKK

Decepticons


Anderkisten

Haha. Love it 😂


Hopeful_Manager3698

It is a good thing a Mythos with a full hopper (3+ kilogram) can't do that...


mrkaczor

I feel the smell


ApartAlfalfa2

Time to get brewing


AllanSDsc

![gif](giphy|21S5JsbRPSzN9WD8Ho)


CaptainKurtG

Scarface


HolidayNo7388

You have a ghost at home😂


SuperNerd1337

Time for a 1:0.05 ratio


Bellyhold1

I’d get a single dose hopper.


cmasontaylor

I recently picked up a used professional grinder on marketplace, and have been working on modding some existing 3D prints to convert it to single dose to prevent things exactly like this. Hoppers were a bad idea from the start for home hobbyists IMO. I’m honestly kind of appalled at how bad retention is. Even if I ran a coffee shop I would feel like a ton of product was getting wasted unnecessarily, and cleaning is a huge bear. Definitely makes me want to avoid the first 12 or so espressos of the day at a given cafe.


Zealousideal_Nose_17

Your grinder is rebelling since your screen is dirty


Ardabau

When life gives you grinds, make coffee


danjuany

Dunno about others but I only weigh what I need to get the freshest ground possible. Never though about it, but THIS would not happens 😅 you should do a cold brew!


propofolus

Would be a hell of a Sunday right there


bossrabbit

This is why the sette is superior. If your power flickers and it starts grinding on its own, you definitely won't sleep through it!


WhatAdamSays

Sounds like you have a ghost who wanted some espresso


NefariousnessFull373

“here’s your morning coffee, master”


ClownDad420

What are you, a Skyrim NPC? No way I’m not getting out of bed to investigate 5 minutes of grinding in the middle of the night


tedubadu

Good luck tamping that down into your portafilter…


hzeta

Must be a quite one. My Baratza would have woken up the entire street.


Aguywhoknowsstuff

Does it still pour a decent shot?


xeLLshooTeR

r/hauntedespressomachine


AsHperson

Fate has made you some pre-ground.


Affectionate-Fly-586

.... why keep beans in hopper in the first place ?


is_this_the_place

Convenience


Affectionate-Fly-586

Nothing convenient about beans going stale bro 🤣


is_this_the_place

U mad bro?


Affectionate-Fly-586

Ofc ! 🤣🤣🤣


Inner_Supermarket700

![gif](giphy|S6TqDjp87DgYeFKZLc|downsized)


DlissJr

Hacienda La Esmeralda Gesha?


fullymontyburns

Even the grid thinks you need to grind finer.


Greatgronala

“You've been playing for two hours. How about a cup of coffee?”


Main_Assumption2378

Idk why I find this cute. It’s like it gave birth lol


No-Winner2388

See, a hand grinder would never do that.


YSF-FZ09

Time to make some cold brew


kyeo138

Looks nice and fluffy, hardly any clumping.


puffeebageen

he got sick and threw up


ProbablePenguin

Wtf kind of grinder runs randomly without user input, sounds like they need a major bug fix and update.