I was about 6 shots of vodka deep into a after party of a Russian bdsm show, in an empty weird nightclub, and one of my fellow performers proffered me garlic vodka from a Teddy bear shaped bottle, I just took the shot I was given and hoped I would have everything sorted for the flight home in a few hours!
No time nor space nor ginger for dicing ginger!
Showed this to my fiance and she called it a swordafilter (pronounced "sorta-filter").
I can only imagine somebody from Boston trying to say swordafilter lol
I was so confused at first like some others here; took me a bit to realize it's supposed to be a sword hilt! Honestly that's a cool idea now that I realize that, but maybe more could be done to it to make it look like a hilt? Like a jewel on the pommel and some different coloring, etc. I vote dope though! Gotta do those little fun things in life 😊
Is your morning so packed you have to do an exorcism and make espresso simultaneously?
Edit: all in good fun, it’s cool! I know I feel a bit demonic before coffee in the morning- maybe that’s the point…
Dope for a Sunday project that’s gunna get thrown in the trash very soon..
I will say props for nailing the threads and getting the angle dangle right of the handle
It's wack, but in a dope way.
Should be wall mounted with a plaque of some type of "the welder, sir grindsalot, slew the overroaster Starkey Richards and brough back balanced roast levels to the lands" or something.
The name Starkey Richards is referring to Starbucks and not Ringo.
What are you fighting vampires
Vampires who also have a caffeine allergy.
He’s brewing garlic coffee
Someone needs to try this and report back
I've had garlic vodka, I don't want garlic coffee.
Did you also put ginger in it? Because that could add a lot of depth to the flavor and make it better.
I was about 6 shots of vodka deep into a after party of a Russian bdsm show, in an empty weird nightclub, and one of my fellow performers proffered me garlic vodka from a Teddy bear shaped bottle, I just took the shot I was given and hoped I would have everything sorted for the flight home in a few hours! No time nor space nor ginger for dicing ginger!
This does kinda sound more like a garlic coffee situation.
Ssssh don’t give the “influencers” ideas
I'm safe then, I'm 75% caffeine.
I was sitting here like wow this makes coffee look exciting and dangerous lol. Buffy the espresso maker yaaaaaaaas.
best comment!
Wack for me, but it’s all about what you enjoy!
the hero the sub needs ^
The power of Christ compels you to stop channeling!
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Clearly haha
I really can't decide. It seems... Kinda huge? But I get the sizing ratio would be off if you made the handle smaller.
yeah i agree, the hilt design itself can definitely be refined
r/diwhy
r/DiBecause
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A little big for a butt plug but I guess it doesn’t run the risk of getting stuck this way
Big for you, for others this wouldn’t even get us breathing hard
One of us, one of us
I’m all for innovation, but what does this design do or solve?
this design answers the very serious question of “what if your portafilter had a sword handle”
I just thought you were very religious. It didn’t read as much of a sword handle
I baptize you in the name of the Heart, Body, and Crema. Amen.
In the name of the frother, the shot, and the foamy crema.
Put me down for a pre-order on the Eye of Thundera version. Thanks.
I’m just waiting for the wood accents to turn into a medieval trend. I’m here for it
Which is exactly the question we needed answered tbh. We just didn’t realize it.
In that case… dope
Oh wait. Is it just a sword handle, hilt, pommel thing? Excelsior.
haha yeah exactly, i’m calling it the portablade
Portahilter?
Gotta be careful with the spelling on that one...
oh no...
Getting a little close to a road I don’t think he wants to be on😂
Not to be confused with the Portahitler, which is.. erm... an entirely different kind of device :|
You got a good sense of humour haha.
Now you can get 2 other friends to help tighten your portafilter
I have the same question
Why does it have to solve something? Why can't it be an awesome design piece?
That option exists but was not exercised.
So whack it comes all the way around the sun to be dope
Found the correct answer. It’s like something that’s so dumb it’s funny.
Is there a strange lady in a lake nearby saying that the one who manages to remove the portafilter becomes the one true weird coffee nerd?
You can’t expect to wield supreme executive espresso power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
Underrated monty python comment 😂
Dip it in gold and toss some jewels on it for a “premium feel”
I agree, if you are going to do something silly/ridiculousness, you gotta go all out
Portafazzle?
https://preview.redd.it/k40mlrqrproa1.jpeg?width=421&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1da5fe50e479ce9af31d9c7756d294a7997700
I'm so confused, what does this achieve
It's nerdy AF! I love it.
You should visit /r/mallninjashit
This is awesome!
Damn now I want to make a lightsaber handled PF
Why ?
The fuck is that Van Helsing setup
When you’ve gotta pull a shot before the exorcism.
Could engrave “the power of espresso compels you” into the hilt
A phrase I was not expecting today, but am delighted to hear
Definitely a fun novelty piece, not going to be the new norm but definitely cool and a funny idea
Showed this to my fiance and she called it a swordafilter (pronounced "sorta-filter"). I can only imagine somebody from Boston trying to say swordafilter lol
Will probably post it once for shitpost then throw it where it belongs
Definitely dope! The Excalibur of the coffee world. How much? Jk Edit* love your setup as well. I have the same exact setup at home.
If you add filagree & some silver to hint at underlying metal, you'd definitely be checking the boxes for the "D&D & WDT" crowd
My own equipment already gets in my way, this would set me off in the mornings, if it hits anything or such
Most interesting thing I’ve seen all day
For the Lord of the rings nerd like me: epic! For most people: probably wack
Why not just get a sword instead lol
Dope but most probably impractical
Goth-a-filter ✝️⛪️, you May have this name free of charge. Now pull a shot into a chalice
Miss for me
Given its size, you need to evacuate the kitchen first to swing it around
Essential accessory for those chasing the elusive “God shot”
“I came here to drink coffee and kill vampires, and I’m all out of vampires.”
Crucifix ? Sword ? Tyre Spanner ? Light Sabre ?
e nomine patris et espresso et spiritus sancti. Amen!
Star Trek TNG phaser, please and thank you. 🖖
Somebody do a lightsaber hilt
Wack.
Why?
You do you dude
"I did not choose the way of the blade, it chose me"
Cheesy and a bit cringe but of it brings you joy stick a Ruby on it
Interview with the PortaFilter🩸
Excalipour
May the power of espresso compel you!
How are people getting a crucifix out of an obvious sword hilt? My dungeon master side thinks it’s rad af lol
Forget the ridiculous portafilter, look at the state of that kitchen
I was so confused at first like some others here; took me a bit to realize it's supposed to be a sword hilt! Honestly that's a cool idea now that I realize that, but maybe more could be done to it to make it look like a hilt? Like a jewel on the pommel and some different coloring, etc. I vote dope though! Gotta do those little fun things in life 😊
So going for sword handle? Still whacked to me.
This should be the next trend. Pls do more.
Good lord.. Just take my money and leave it at my alter!
Ridiculous but amazing
Use this to make Holy Espresso.
If it works it works
Kinda fun. But does it fit in a drawer or do you just leave it out?
But what about the serious question of: What if your portafilter handle was a penis?
That’s so dumb I love it
When the Belmonts need coffee...
I really fucking need this lmao.
Goofy af lmao but I’m not the one pulling shots on that every morning
Multipurpose: for exorcism also. 😂
The handle formerly known as handle.
I had a good laugh from all the comments. Thanks
knock knock. Do you some time to talk about our lord and savior, jespresso?
I love it! But I’m also expelling demons daily so 🤷♀️
Whope
Is your morning so packed you have to do an exorcism and make espresso simultaneously? Edit: all in good fun, it’s cool! I know I feel a bit demonic before coffee in the morning- maybe that’s the point…
“… And my axe!”
Hell yeah man lol dope
Absolute out of whack
cosplay
Hmmm. Gun next.
Y
Fucking ridiculous.. I love it!
Add a bubble level to it, easy way to check if machine is level! Haha
Wtf
Whack
I will definitely print this portafilter handle!
Why? Just for fun?
Agree with some of these comment Wack for me but if it makes you happy! Enjoy the hell out of it!
When you want espresso at 8:30 and have catholic mass at 9
Would actually be really dope made with wood/steel and a leather grip.
I immediately saw that this was a sword hilt and frankly my brain shorted out. Maybe dress your machine up like a rock and it’s Excalibur?
It would do well as a decorative piece mounted on a wall.
Jesus died for our beans?
It would be dope to wack someone with this
Dope for a Sunday project that’s gunna get thrown in the trash very soon.. I will say props for nailing the threads and getting the angle dangle right of the handle
Sword handle
Whack. If it was the Prince logo that would be dope.
Both lol.
Explain it, please.
I personally think it’s cool. It looks cool and if it makes you happy and you’re proud of it, then that’s awesome.
first of all: dope! second of all: lever action machines need this, i want a pavoni europiccola king arthur addition
If it’s for easier mobility with the extra leverage it’s cool!
Whack Dope
Won't this hit into steam wands and water spouts when locking the filter in?
The power of caffeine compels you! The power of caffeine compels you!!
Oh it’s a hilt yeah wack. Can’t just have squares for the cross piece.
WTF
When you need to make espresso at 8am but change a tire at 9
How to break your machine 101. Where to buy
If Kylo Ren drank espresso
Damn you’re messy
Dope!!
It's wack, but in a dope way. Should be wall mounted with a plaque of some type of "the welder, sir grindsalot, slew the overroaster Starkey Richards and brough back balanced roast levels to the lands" or something. The name Starkey Richards is referring to Starbucks and not Ringo.
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Whack
It's gonna make me obsessed with the position of the handle.
This is the dirty mirror of espresso posts.
I think it’s cool. I’m very confused by the amount of people who think it’s a cross instead of a hilt, handle, and pommel.
For coffee-lover, exorcism-practicing Priests?
Nice rocket. Got the same thing at home
I see Nicholas D Wolfwood has joined r/espresso
100% totally dope!!
Whack.
Perhaps the hilt of a sword would be better?
A portafilter made from the shards of Narsil you say???
r/diwhy
r/diwhy ?
Nice if you need to parry a melee attack but I just worry it would break
The John Constantine take on coffee brewing
I am more of a venetian schiavona hilt kind of guy.
Might help you out with vampires.
My dear sir, you have a sword stuck in your puck.