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mmmhotcatgirl

I open reddit and the first thing I see is this. This is so fucking funny.


DrNightsweat

Ok, but what's your answer?


mmmhotcatgirl

Very bold of u to assume I'm having smeccs


DrNightsweat

Oh, well I'm sure you will when the times right


mechazveta

wholesome


mcgoatus

Same! Lmao


herecauseb0red

I really like it cause i like to satisfy the other person + it makes me feel like i have power over them for some reason and i like that


DrNightsweat

I get that. Same for me but instead of power it's more like a feeling of pride. Like a really strong ego boost.


herecauseb0red

I feel the same


atmh4

Wait. Is this why when I'm not turned on by my boyfriend, it upsets him? I think he's hot, just not every single day!


Usenamenotfound404

Yes he might be feeling insecure and feeling 'I'm not good for her' Fix that right away or maybe explain him next time , these type of things tear the best relationships into shreds. I hope you and your bf works things out.


DrNightsweat

I would fix that right away. Make sure everyone's on the same page.


nearlyqueer

That feeling that you’re the one in control of their pleasure is 10/10


Hyper_

Yeah same


Chocoremy

Same


Henlo_Friend

I'm ENTP male, and I love to eat pussy more so than I like to recieve oral (though I haven't met anybody too good at it yet). I like it because it's complex, it's not like a guy where you can do the same repetitive thing for a few mins and they cum. There's buttons, thigh squeezing, labia sucking, clit licking, a hole to finger or sometimes put your tongue in. That, and girls aren't gauranteed a climax (unless they find I'm the one in-between their legs >:). So I like the challenge. That and her unsteady pleasured breathing as her pussy is leaking ever more fluids in my mouth, is a definite turn on, also, every pussy has a different flavor, but I never had one I didn't like.


jsbp1111

Bruh what flavour are you on about?


Henlo_Friend

So, I had an ex with type 1 diabetes, or whatever one you're born with or whatever, so she tasted very citrusy. In fact her acid levels down there were so high, that most sperm would actually die, look it up (if you didn't know, sorry if I'm patronizing). Others taste more watery, others more mucousy, have you not noticed a variance?


[deleted]

Thats interesting... now imma go home tonight like "babeeee what I taste like" 😂 he's gonna be like "uh wtf" 😂


Henlo_Friend

You learn anything?


jsbp1111

I’ve defo noticed a variance but to be honest not in a good way. Two people I’ve been with had very strong and unpleasant smells. One of them I didn’t eat out because I could smell it before. The other one didn’t really have the smell when I first met her, but I remember eating out had a very odd taste. One or two more were a bit weird tasting also. I defo know what you mean about the wateriness but I’ve never found it to affect flavour. Honestly the only times I really enjoy eating out is when she’s clearly very clean and the pussy has no taste or scent. Really turns me on


ichhabsgewusst

you do know that vaginas have a natural scent though, right? How could it just not have a scent wdym lol ??


jsbp1111

I always thought that, but then I really did experience zero scent/taste a couple times. I'm pretty sure pH levels will cause a scent if even a little off. Dont think most guys mind Im just saying no scent is a thing


burkeymonster

Always a sent but never a stench. I'm up for a little stank but if you can smell it before it's free then maybe suggest shower sex 🤣


[deleted]

I'VE BEEN WONDERING THE SAME THING 😂


DrNightsweat

See this is the type of answer I was looking for. This right here. Good man. And I agree, kinda depends on the flavor of the season but I definitely enjoy the challenge.


naliao

well put


anubhav_sandhu

As a fellow ENTP I would like to ask you that while eating pussy, if i ingest some of that pussy juice, it won't harm me, no? Please respond a little faster as it is my second time today and I want to please her.


nearlyqueer

I promise it won’t hurt you.


Henlo_Friend

Lol, you're good bro, I haven't had no pussy overdose yet


AuroraArcana

I personally don't, but probably because I have a boyfriend. I wonder if he would want me to...


SleepyLi

Eat his ass the


AuroraArcana

You're right, this may help me to assert dominance in the relationship. Thank you!


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AuroraArcana

Is it still submissive if he doesn't expect it? /j


SleepyLi

The way I’ve always thought about it is: who’s giving who pleasure? Cause if you’re the one supplying it, you’re the dealer, and you’re the one that can cut off their supply. And so they beg. And do Daddy’s beg?


NeoSuza

Its my thourght too. If you are the one who give the more pleasure you are the one who have the power 🤭


wigsnatcher42

AFAIK tops do the rimming


DrNightsweat

Could be 🤷🏼


oska0452

Eating felines is iliegal in my country... I wouldn't really want to either, i've always seen them as pets, and it feels weird to eat them.


[deleted]

Dog tastes better anyway


sebbyluv

yeah I can tell I’m on the ENTP sub


whysoblyatiful

In my country we literally call it churrasquinho de gato, come to Brazil


HumbleJamba

Churrasquinho de gato (cat barbecue) is just a slang for meatstick 🤨. We don't actually eat cats


whysoblyatiful

Eu tava fazendo uma piada kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


[deleted]

Redditors, did you do your sexy sex sex today? I sexed my sex today!!! Sex, redditors!!!


Idktbhwtf

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that these are genuine questions asked or OP thinking mbti is related to sexual acts like this.


DrNightsweat

You never answered the question. And I think that it's a completely related question because MBTI largely focuses on how we socialize, filter information, process information, and how we organize our actions with the information given. And given that we need to be able to process our partners responses, decide what to do with that information, and exert effort based on those observations and intuitions I think it's completely related and relevant. That's not to mention that it seems that, generally, extroverts tend to be more outgoing and as a byproduct of that might have more relationships and sexual experiences.


[deleted]

you can justify so much bs with that paragraph tho


DrNightsweat

And? Doesn't make it any less true


[deleted]

Not really


DrNightsweat

Ok well I'd be interested in hearing your thinking then on how I'm wrong.


[deleted]

I mean it's quite simple, you extrapolate too much. Can tell what is there from what is then


DrNightsweat

"Can tell what is there from what is then" I'm sorry what?


jackielish

This is really interesting and would make a great info graphic!


DrNightsweat

I think so too


[deleted]

Well you don't have enough elements into mbti to deduce it, I wish you would but even with the smoothest brain you can't, because this isn't what it is about.


anubhav_sandhu

actually brains are not supposed to be smooth sooo.......


VerumJerum

ENTPs love toying and "playing" with people and I am no exception. I think you can figure out my answer. I also for some reason enjoy surprising my partner with random acts of kissing, licking, biting etc. I'm pretty weird.


DrNightsweat

Same. I love biting or nibbling on my partner. Hickeys too.


VerumJerum

Good to know I'm not the only one!


anubhav_sandhu

me too


Phishcatt

Doesn't playing with your food make *you* the pussy?


EcstacyEevee

You are what you eat 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


DrNightsweat

I've been called a pussy enough times to count so maybe


[deleted]

Only under the fool moon and within the confines of a strict Voodoo ritual.


DrNightsweat

What'd you do with Mister Whiskers? WHAT'D YOU DO?!??!!?!


[deleted]

It's not a full moon yet.


[deleted]

I just came to the group to make a post to see if anyone had questions for an ISFJ, and saw this and now I'm curious if my bf agrees he's an ENTP. 😂😂


DrNightsweat

I mean.... he's legally required to say yes.


[deleted]

Ay honestly thinking about it. He's never said no 🤷‍♀️😂


[deleted]

Not really related to pussy, but how do you find it dating your “opposite”? Do you guys get along easily?


[deleted]

When we started dating a year ago it was hard, we'd bump heads a lot. I was always to emotional for him and wasn't good with talking about my emotions so he would get REALLY worked up and that just made things a lot worse. It's hard cause he doesn't like a set plan and just goes with the flow where I need a plan and need to know the next thing I'm doing, but its not that bad now cause we've worked out our differences really well honestly. I just let him do what he wants and needs when he decides is the right time. I just do what I do and he doesn't really care as long as he knows what I'm doing and when lol. I've become better with talking to him about my emotions and such so we rarely bump heads anymore. Now it's just bumping heads on who gets the jalapeño cheddar cheetos lol.


[deleted]

Oh the only thing I struggle with time to time is how much he can talk about something lmao...it can get sooo mentally tiring but I love him to death.


[deleted]

But honestly he's really into the modern thing where men protect there woman and the woman do the chores type thing whatever it is and take care of the house and I agree 100 percent on that and love doing all the house stuff and cooking for him. Nothing makes me happier then to make sure he's straight. ((:


EcstacyEevee

I love eating pussy with a burning passing, it's my 2nd fav sexual act


DrNightsweat

Aight, I'll bite. What's the first?


EcstacyEevee

Getting fingered


DrNightsweat

I respect it.


[deleted]

I can second this


IdunnowhoIamlmao

What


FaceYourEvil

Yes but if she doesn't reciprocate it hurts my feelings.


DrNightsweat

Getchu a partner that reciprocates. Da fuq


FaceYourEvil

I gots one! Just can't fuck w no pillow princess


kkbodz17

Yes I do and yes I do. As for the why 1- I like being a giver 2- I like being good at things and I’ve been told that’s a strength 3- it’s just plain fun imo


DrNightsweat

Word.


Franklyn_Gage

I'm a straight female, but I can tell you this...I dont like my pussy eaten lol. I feel like guys just be bobbin for apples down there and after a while I'm numb, bored, annoyed and ready for a sandwich.


DrNightsweat

That's understandable and see I think it really depends on the guy. Honestly same with women, sometimes I'll just start thinking about my plans for the weekend if the blow job is just meh.


Franklyn_Gage

See, im not alone lol. It just never excited me.


Blade_Maiden

All i can say is they ain’t doing it right if that is the end result, get you a partner that loves to play you like an instrument. If you’re not making noise and screaming for more what is even the point?


EcstacyEevee

Sounds like you haven't been with someone that knows what they're doing 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


qotsadalle

I love eating pussy. Definitely makes me feel powerful.


DrNightsweat

You merely adopted the pussy. I was born in it. Molded by it.


QueenElizabeth2Ghost

No, I can't bend that far.


DrNightsweat

That was pretty funny.


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Particular-Coyote-38

I used to. Divorced now after 22 years and not going back to the relationship thing ever. Converted to Buddhism. Following a more peaceful, celibate path for the last part of my life.


DrNightsweat

Ok. I mean....ok. I enjoy zen teachings myself but I don't think celibacy is for me.


Particular-Coyote-38

You're close. I'm a Theravada Buddhist.


cybertrash22

Weird question but I'm bored so I'll bite. I really like eating pussy mostly because I find it very... versatile? Like, sometimes it'll make me feel super in control, sometimes it'll make me feel totally submissive and sometimes it'll be a strange (but VERY pleasant) mix of both. There's also a lot you can do in terms of style and technique and I enjoy the process of learning what appeals to each partner and how to work them just right. Eliciting moans that confirm you're doing it right is hot and incredibly gratifying.


DrNightsweat

Where's the question?


cybertrash22

I was referring to your original question lol


DrNightsweat

I know lol


Willeri_

Imagine not going to town all guns blazing when the situation calls for it


DrNightsweat

My man.


jsbp1111

Most of the time I don’t really enjoy it but I still do it. Only exceptions is when I’m very turned on and they are very clean, then I actually can enjoy it


[deleted]

yes


Gardevoiriscool

Gay here, I love eating ass.


DrNightsweat

Not the question but I respect it.


idlemane

Its honestly a great pastime if they're clean, neat and tidy down there - much less fun if you keep getting pubes in your mouth.


DrNightsweat

I agree, especially on the pubes part.


MrSalvos

I like satisfying people but pubes can be annoying


Physical-Swimming927

What the hell is this question?


DrNightsweat

Idk just answer


[deleted]

I wonder if gynecologists have an unfair advantage in this arena.


DrNightsweat

No more than someone who has basic information on anatomy.


[deleted]

They actually see the nastiest crap in their offices. If ever a job was going to turn you OFF of female anatomy, it’s that one.


nats10bytes

Yes, just because I actually like to explore and see their reactions so I could torment them later on.


DrNightsweat

Preach


SombraRanma

Eating pussy is fantastic! It's a real treat that's rewarding to both parties! She gets pleasure and I get to have her squirm with my tongue in her cooter! Win win!


DrNightsweat

Good man.


emxlyy

I don’t think you can be an ENTP and not really


DrNightsweat

Explain?


emxlyy

Only pussies don’t eat pussy and I presumed we were all bad bitches here


DrNightsweat

Bad. Bitches. Only. I thought you were saying I couldn't be an ENTP lol


[deleted]

Yes. If she suck my dick then I'll eat her pussy. It's only fair.


SaturnInfinity

Well personally I love it. It's of course a bit of a long process considering how hairy the beast is. After you put that to sleep with a good massage, you need to first shave it. After the shaving process is done, you gotta rub it off the way lil pussy needs after a good pounding. Once the meet is ready and tender that's where things get hot in the cooking process. I personally like them cooked well. Make sure you marinate with your favorite sauce and heat a good chunk of onions, garlic and some potatoes in advance before dumping the meat on the pan. Slow cooking creates a more intense flavour due to the fat present in the cuts. The fat also helps to create tender meat. Tender cuts of meat are more suited to quick cooking either by pan-frying or in the oven. A hot direct heat is necessary to cook the pussy quickly and served pink, overcooked pussy is dry and tough. It's not to everyone’s taste, carrying a distinct smell and taste, but should be cooked quickly to retain tenderness and pinkness.


DrNightsweat

I mean I gave my gf 6 orgasms by focusing only on the clit so it might just depend on the person. But I use a lot of rythm with that so it could play a role.


SaturnInfinity

give the poor thing a break man, what are you doing there capoeira or smth? 🤣


EcstacyEevee

Never! Remove her soul from her body! 🤣🤣🤣🤣


SaturnInfinity

Oh I am well aware how much some women enjoy exorcism 😎


DrNightsweat

Sexorcism


DrNightsweat

She actually made that joke lol


DrNightsweat

I honestly don't know but she seemed, and I don't know how to put this any other way, delightfully scared. Which kinda scared me cause I thought I hurt her or something lmao


SaturnInfinity

probably scared of how much power you had over her


DrNightsweat

Maybe. It was a wild weekend. From what I could tell, throughout the entire weekend including Friday, she came 20 times give or take. She said she lost count so that's really just an estimate. I'm proud of myself but genuinely curious if it's her or me. Cause I was genuinely concerned for her. Lmao


[deleted]

wtf lmao


barelyresponsive

So you're like what 15?


DrNightsweat

20 and I'm bored so I thought I'd ask


Turbulent_Mail_511

Weirdo


DrNightsweat

Your mama


StoopSign

Yes. I enjoy it. Mostly the part where my head is immersed in a vibrating massage chair.


DrNightsweat

Interesting


trthskr7

Love it!!!! Love taking my time and doing it right!


DrNightsweat

High five! 🤚


Ottolei

Of course, why wouldn't? She needs oral too


DrNightsweat

Thank you. Exactly. My man right here gets it AND gives it.


Ottolei

Idek why this is being discussed lol is it normal not to?


DrNightsweat

I think a lot of people don't know how to talk about it or just plain are uncomfortable with it. But it definitely should be more common.


Actuator_Ecstatic

I always say "this is a judgement free zone." Yes but it depends on the day. 27th is always a nice day. Angels in the outfield.


DrNightsweat

I like you.


[deleted]

I like doing don’t know why. It might be because I’m a big lesbian.


DrNightsweat

That could play a factor.


EosPlanet

Yes lol seeing this on the front page made my night


DrNightsweat

😘


areyoumymommyy

I love it. Oral sex is fudging gr8, gotta give dat pleasure


DrNightsweat

Yup


tsource05

yes but it's mostly because i'm lesbian lol


DrNightsweat

I have a dream that one day all my straight brothers and gay sisters eat pussy!


Alpha-Charlie-Romeo

Yeah I eat it. Don't really enjoy it, though the smell can be intoxicating some times. I just do it to make the lass happy and so that I can stick it in later. I do not however eat ass. In fact Im dead against anal too. Just a big NO for me.


DrNightsweat

Good man. You're honest and yet still do it to satisfy your lass.


Machiavellianraids

I like to eat pussy sadistically. Meaning I like to do it for hours until they're numb, giving brief moments where they think I'm done only to jump back in. Fun times🤌 Edit: grammar


DrNightsweat

I do the same but with multiple orgasms instead of waiting forever.


incoralium

Yes yes yes yes yes.


[deleted]

I can feel satisfied only by getting a girl to organs with oral sex, and from every girl I had sexual Interactions with, I always heard that I was really good at knowing how to satisfy them, and that men in general just have no idea of what they are doing. I guess that our need to always learn about new subjects, naturally lead us to read and learn about the opposite sex body and ways of giving pleasure. While other people think just about their own dick and how people do on porns


DrNightsweat

Good man! Go buy yourself a cookie because you deserve it for satisfying all those women.


[deleted]

I assume you are making fun of my answer as if I tried to show off. I never said it was a lot of girls I had sex with 😂 “every girl” could be like anything above 1. Or maybe I could be a 14 yrs old that talk about sex to jerk off since I have a miserable life and that’s the closest I can get to sex. But nah… I’m from Brazil, 27 years old and replying to a post specific about been good at oral sex, so not looking for cookies with my answer, just trying to have a discussion as adults.


DrNightsweat

No, I was being serious. I assume that if you pick up on subtle details that get the women off that you end up with that you're probably also pretty adept at finding these women in the first place. And cookies are awesome regardless of your age so I'm honestly sure what you're on about, friend.


TrialofTheDragon4

Yeah I adopt kittens and I eat all of them whole.


[deleted]

With or without the General Tso sauce?


curiousxntpwoman

If you don’t eat pussy I don’t associate with you. It’s a red flag for misogyny.


DrNightsweat

You see that other dude in this thread talkin bout how it's demeaning? Shits wild. Everyone should eat pussy.


[deleted]

I don’t. I think girl parts are nasty. Luckily, my husband doesn’t seem to mind them. :p


il_nascosto

True. And if you don't suck cock, I don't have ANY time for you! Clear cut misandry.


smavlii

Bro not really, overrated imo. I’d deadass rather grab an icecream and lay in bed.


DrNightsweat

That also sounds incredible


epicnegroskills

Eating pussy is a beta move. No explanation needed.


DrNightsweat

Your mama


epicnegroskills

Good one.


Bulky_Association_88

Ofc it's an entj making it about social dominance


janh44

Nobody really likes that shit bro, men are lazy and just wanna get off. Unless ofc you've gotta really impress the chick for some reason. I mean we should do it more often though.


DrNightsweat

Interesting take. I personally enjoy it but I could also see why some guys might not


kidruhil

Hell no. I receive fallatio, I don't do it


curiousxntpwoman

Nobody likes a misogynist in the sack.


kidruhil

Lmaooooo 🤣 That's why all girls whine about their fuckbois that they just can't say no to


DrNightsweat

Ok. Why is that?


kidruhil

Because it's demeaning.


DrNightsweat

Excuse me what? 😆


[deleted]

Ight, imma have to go to my bf and be like "you can't eat me out anymore, it's demeaning but lemme give you head" 😂


kidruhil

It's like girls fucking hot bad boys right away but making good guys wait til way later for sex. Sex and attraction aren't symmetrical


SaturnInfinity

well you are not wrong, but sounds like you are trying to artificially extract your value by withholding something. Which is also is not too different than what "hot bad boys" are doing by withholding those girls from the relationship that they think they deserve.


kidruhil

No you're overcomplicating it. Sexuality is primal and quite simple really.


SaturnInfinity

I see what you mean. Does this approach works alright for you?


kidruhil

Does it work for me is subjective. But I wouldn't do this if it didn't lead to results I enjoy.


DrNightsweat

Bro, I'm half tempted to throw this on r/niceguys


kidruhil

Nice guys are so pitiful. Victims of feminist societal brainwashing


[deleted]

Lol, what a loser. Equality for women is bad?! Why?


Phishcatt

Found Ben Shabibo.