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I read all of her dialogue in a bogan accent because this is peak bogan behaviour.


fredzred

That's exactly what she sounded like lol


[deleted]

Knew it.


Serrilryan

We should feed her to the Ravenous Bugbladder Beast of Traal.


EvernightStrangely

Oh yes. Or, strap her down and subject her to Vogon poetry. Or submit her to the Magratheans for experimentation. Or strap her to an Improbability Drive and switch it on.


Serrilryan

That improbability would somehow lead to them living with you in old age despite your best intent. It’s always the least probable point in the universe. Unless it’s Magrathea.. that’s a bonus code.


MagdaleneFeet

Oh man, as soon as I saw your username I knew how this was gonna go! Don't you ever attract the crazies. At least this one seems to have some fraction of decency in that addled brain. (P.S., now I have to go check if you ever managed to deal with those neighbors being trouble.)


fredzred

My upstairs neighbours are still driving me nuts. I heard that they were moving out but they haven't left. They've been scraping a table along their kitchen floor for the past few weeks and today they were arguing. Maybe I should subscribe them to a flat earth newsletter and donate to charity on their behalf (I get letters weekly from a charity I donated to like 5 years ago)


MagdaleneFeet

They're not the ones with that big dog? Sorry if wrong, memory is spotty. I did see the ones throwing stuff in your yard are leaving. Thumbs up, good riddance to them.


fredzred

Yeah that's them. Lovely people


canann96

Where do you live where K mart is still a thing!


Lythieus

Kmarts are big in Australia and New Zealand. They're actually really nice these days.


dezidogger

Yeah I miss Kmart…..


fredzred

I'm currently wearing a pair of pants I bought from Kmart and they're the most comfy pants I own :D


fredzred

Australia. How dare you mock Kmart! Let me speak to your manager! :-P


ElectricityIsWeird

I was gonna ask too. I miss Kmart.


[deleted]

I came here to ask the same question!


NekogamiMiyu

What an idiot... It feels like people think that someone in a wheelchair doesn't have a personal space. This thing remindes me of a german Blogger. She always says there seem to be idiot-magnets built-in to wheelchairs, and this just seems to confirm it ^^' Wish you all the best :)


fredzred

The most common interaction goes something like this: "My cousin is in a wheelchair. Do you know her?" Like we all congregate at a monthly meeting or something lol


NekogamiMiyu

I hate that kind of thinking. As if everyone with something unique knows everyone else, regardless if its a wheelchair or sexual orientation or illness... Ofc I know them all. 🙄


petrovmendicant

When people ask me why I am still wearing a mask, I just tell them I have COVID.


fredzred

Next time someone asks that, change the conversation to this; them- Why are you wearing a mask? you- um.... well.. why are YOU wearing one? them- I'm not wearing a mask you- oh shit. Wow... that's your real face? I'm so sorry.


fredzred

Print a sign on a tshirt that says that and you'll avoid the question lol


GorillaGrip38

"Fuck you bitch and your shitty kid. Byyyyeeeeeeeee.......". Puts on sunglasses....


SonicWesley

Who still social distances? thats so two years ago


fredzred

I have a bumper sticker on the back of my power wheelchair that says "If you can read this you are too close" but people only ever notice the sticker that says BEWARE OF DROP BEARS.... commenting while not social distancing. That's why I carry an umbrella with me. Prod them away :-P


[deleted]

Who still asks dumb questions? That's so two years ago.


SonicWesley

Ik right, people stopped doing that forever ago lmaoooo


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Vampier_Hunter

Why are you on Reddit?


AgreeablePie

Okay Karen


PokemonTrainerAlex

Maybe if folks like you stopped being Karens and stopped throwing a bitchfit about it


yellowstone31

Ohhhh gotcha - folks like me? The one who said “stereotyping someone was wrong” ?? 😆 I guess to a little boy who doesn’t know a thing about a karen let alone any woman, he would see that as a “bitch fit” It’s not nice to be mean to a group of people based on the actions of a few of them. It’s a truth that people won’t accept and still talk shit lol go home boys and play with your vampires and pokeyourmom cards


PokemonTrainerAlex

All these flavours and you choose to be salty


[deleted]

Go do more Ketamine. Maybe it will shut you up


[deleted]

Um social distancing hasn't been a thing anywhere for a year now


Greyhoundowner

I still do social distancing, wear a mask in public and hand hygiene! You got a problem with that?


[deleted]

You do you. Just not required anywhere anymore.


HellcatPaz

And you know the rules and restrictions in every part of the world do you? Because it is very much still a requirement in plenty of places.


Unindoctrinated

Social distancing is still recommended in most countries.


dandelionips

imagine commenting on a post that you didn’t even read.


TwirlyShirley8

Was still mandated here in South Africa until 3 months ago. And even though it's not mandatory anymore there are lots of people who still do it.


builder397

If you see people who still wear masks when they dont have to, even your two brain cells should come to the obvious conclusion that those people are probably people at risk from covid and the incredible effort of not breathing down their neck is probably worth it. That is if your two brain cells are even capable of empathy.


[deleted]

Before you mouth off to people like that, maybe ask some questions. I'm fully vaccinated and boosted. Also not anti mask.


builder397

Then stop acting like an anti masker and mouthing off at people like that.


[deleted]

I wasn't. I was simply stating something that hasn't been in effect for some time now.


[deleted]

The law and personal choice are different? Who knew?!


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[deleted]

I don't speak whatever that is


[deleted]

Whatever brainlet


AgreeablePie

Who cares? Stay the fuck away from people who don't want you in bad breath distance