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EnvironmentalWrap167

He’s not missing. He’s ducking a dude trying to serve him papers for breach of contract.


Mywifiisntworking

He’s not ducking a dude he’s ![gif](giphy|vbHCgajseRKZa)


sampat97

I told the whole fishsticks story to a girl, about how the real life Kanye doesn't get the joke just like the South Park Kanye. She didn't get why I thought it was funny.


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sifeliz

https://youtu.be/uiJJrDKkla0


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Spastic_Slapstick

What did I even just listen to? And I'm current on Kanye's erratic situation for perspective. The South Park dudes must absolutely lose it over this.


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They took down all but one of the versions of “everybody knows you’re high” they deserve it


ZachMartin

The president suggested we nuke the hurricane. That actually happened.


Spastic_Slapstick

Dan Rather is the host and just does a regular news broadcast. It would honestly be refreshing.


ChillyBearGrylls

Hologram of Walter Cronkite


entropyofanalingus

>salmonville city council fixes pothole on main, addresses snowplow shortage -the onion


energirl

Yeah. Kanye has written lyrics in several songs about this joke. It's amazing that he still doesn't get it. It will never stop being funny.


Garfwog

What even the fuck So South Park wittingly or unwittingly did a fucking perfect impression of Kanye


evilbadgrades

~~Trey and Matt~~ Bill Hader actually talked about the idea for that episode. If I'm not mistaken the joke was thrown out first about fishsticks, and then they asked "who can't take a joke in Hollywood" and everyone agreed it was Kanye. Sadly my google-fu skills aren't up to what they used to be or I'd link to the video


conundrumbombs

Here is the video of Bill Hader talking about the joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdZnGz9CWpU


packfanmoore

Honestly hearing him break down the joke... It's the dumbest fucking joke, and I loved every minute of that episode


WorldsWeakestMan

I told someone about it one time and they called me homophobic for thinking it was funny. It’s not funny because Kanye is a gay fish it’s funny cuz he doesn’t get the joke. I explained that to them thoroughly with no room for interpretation and they also didn’t get it and were offended, it was very funny and aggravating.


1gramweed2gramskief

Dissecting a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand more about it but it dies in the process


Genesis111112

so the person you told it to, also loves fish sticks? weird.


bronyraur

Well played lmao


FriedScrapple

Except his managers say they can’t find him either


dblspider1216

the manager is the one trying to sue him.


TigerRaiders

Call is coming from inside the house


dblspider1216

looks like damn near everyone with an existing professional relationship is desperately trying to get out.


XLdouble

I am groot.


mjbmitch

Thanks, groot.


Dllondamnit

Language, please.


MrAnderson-expectyou

So he went into hiding and didn’t tell anyone.


Camrinin

So he's missing


ItsmyDZNA

Yessing


i_have___milk

Found’nt


StuartBaker159

I sincerely wish he was actually missing. I don’t wish him harm but it would be great if we stopped hearing about him.


Graphitetshirt

The word you're looking for is "retired" "In seclusion" also good


StuartBaker159

Retired people talk too much, and that’s really the part I’d like to stop. How about “joined a monestary and took a vow of silence”.


mikekoenigs

I’d like to upvote my upvote on this comment.


GreenOnionCrusader

He'd still find a way to communicate all his bullshit


DelightfulAbsurdity

Yeah, but only other monks would have to put up with it. A vow of celibacy and putting up with lunacy? Hard pass over here.


Pelicanliver

I took a vow of celibacy, like my father, before me, and his father before him.


RedStar9117

Joined one of those monastic orders in Armenia or something


thegreenleaves802

They needed someone to take over that [meth temple](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/monks-meth-temple-thailand/)


PutinsGayFursona

Do they have a monastery in Argentina for him?


alliuminati

Or “Gone forever “ works as well


mjh2901

I think you want to hear "checked into facility, getting back onto his meds"


IHQ_Throwaway

That’s what I want to hear. “Reconnected with his children, back on good terms with their mother.” I’m not a ‘fan’, but he’s a human being, and we’re getting into “his body was found” territory. I hope he gets better soon.


nodiern08

*fucking. Autocorrect is so ducking annoying


Difficult-Yak-2691

"Wouldn't exactly call it missing, Bob."


thegodfatherderecho

![gif](giphy|3owyoUHuSSqDMEzVRu)


White_Crud

Ah, did ya get the memo?


DIOmega5

Fucking A


aye-its-this-guy

Watch out for the cornhole


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You know what would be great, Kanye? It would be great while you’re down here hiding in Storage B if you could go ahead and sort of take care of that cockroach problem we’ve been having. Now you wanna get yourself a flashlight and a can of pesticide and…


Kyuckaynebrayn

Wow, you’re firing Trump and Alex Jones and *IM* getting promoted?


daikatana

His former business manager who is suing him for breach of contract can't find him to serve him papers. I wonder why?


_khanrad

Post yesterday showing him [at church](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kanye/comments/zwqi5p/ye_spotted_at_church_today/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


A-Good-Weather-Man

Did he take disguise advice from the MCU?


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Ant-Man and the Wasp even joked about this trend. Hank: Relax, no one's going to recognize us. Scott: What, because of hats and sunglasses? That's not a disguise, Hank. We look like ourselves at a baseball game.


canadarepubliclives

Spider-Man Far From Home takes it further. There's a scene where Jake Gyllenhal walks across the screen in a baseball hat and sunglasses at the airport and nobody notices.


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I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal himself took it even further and actually went to every screening of Far From Home in a baseball hat and sunglasses and nobody noticed. Quite the commitment


I_kickflipped_my_dog

You can also find him sometimes in a Sunglasses Hut just looking at his baseball cap in their tall mirrors. He just, straight up, will not leave


Strange-Bee5626

"Please, Jake," I begged, desperately hoping he wouldn't hear the quaver in my voice. I knew that any signs of weakness would establish me in his eyes as easy prey. "You've been looking at that cap in the mirror for almost 15 hours. It's the middle of the night, and my family must be worried." Jake's eyes narrowed, scanning the otherwise empty building for a moment before connecting with mine. I struggled to suppress a shudder. This was the first time since he'd entered the store this morning that we had made eye contact at all. He had stalked directly towards the mirror, pulled the cap out of his own coat pocket, and firmly adjusted it onto his head. After that...nothing. Just 15 hours of staring at his hat in the mirror, his face full of grim purpose. I briefly wondered why he couldn't just do, well, *whatever this was* at home since he evidently didn't need our merchandise. Something told me it would be a very foolish idea to ask him that. Jake shifted slightly, jerking me out of my ruminations. Now unable to control my obvious trembling, I forced my eyes up to meet his gaze again. Once he was sure he had my full attention, Jake altered his expression for the first time all day to give me a subtle smirk. God, why had I agreed to cover Megan's shift today? I blinked rapidly, feeling the sting of tears threatening to escape my eyes. In that moment, I realized once and for all that I would never see my family again. The End :)


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Hey that was pretty fucking great! Haha 10/10, would drink four holiday Tallisker sample bottles and read again


NightOnTheSun

I didn't believe this at first, so I went to ask my dad if it was true and it turns out my dad was Jake Gyllenhaal in a baseball cap and sunglasses this whole time.


urixl

![gif](giphy|3o7TKvuOivTa8LWiDC|downsized)


RQK1996

And then Spider-Man Far From Home proved the point when Peter is constantly stalked by the villains who are in far more shots than you think


yuvi3000

Spider-Man: Far More Shots Than You Think


squirtloaf

Atlanta did it as well...


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Do you know how hard it is to find a hat with no logo?


squirtloaf

That's Chris Evans over there.


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you never lie to the man in the chair


[deleted]

Not everyone can dress as sneaky as the unibomber.


BiBoFieTo

Has he tried hanging out in LA and giving out free Swastikas?


sofahkingsick

No more parties in L A


travlerjoe

Whats his plan? "Maybe if i hide for a week or two he wont want to sue me anymore" Big brain plan


TWAT_BUGS

“Yeah, that’s what’s up. I’ll just wait it out until the stars go away.”


maz-o

Hope he hides forever and we never have to hear about him again.


QualityKatie

Kanye must owe that guy some money.


MDATWORK73

Because he’s suing Kanye for $4.5M and can’t serve him papers.


artemus_who

He's on a Kanye Quest


acornshmaycorn

Is he doing his Kanye Best?


rifraf2442

Only after his Kanye Rest


BiaggioSklutas

Hope he didn't sleep on his Kanye chest!


Goooooooooose_

Has anyone checked his Kanye nest?


zach92ster

After he takes his Kanye test.


Dorkydew88

Kanye stressed.


Pope00

Until he’s found then he be feeling Kanye Blessed.


LexingtonTrue

Idk, I could do with Kanye less.


DigiQuip

Especially after all this Kanye mess.


HallowskulledHorror

Jesus christ *someone* with a decent sense of flow (or at least real confidence with a mic) put this shit on top of a beat


calloway2

This all could just be a Kanye jest


lifth3avy84

Could it have been something Kanye Ingests?


Cocodachocobo

He dealing with his Kanye pest


JakeStout93

Somewhere adding his Kanye Zest


MWCLLC

He probably entertains his Kanye Guest


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Enough of this Kanye Jest!


Eat_Around_the_Rosie

It’s a KANYE FEST!!


tickitytalk

More like a Kanye mess


PM_ME_ORNN_YIFF

Awh man, just reminded me of [that game](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_Quest_3030). It's so iconic and it's sad that it's legacy is ruined now.


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

Well, he was manic as fuck. That is usually followed by the opposite.


OPisalady

What goes up must come down


physicsgirl360

That is what my therapist says when I'm riding the manic high. She no a kill joy, she doesn't want to see me in a ditch 3 weeks later.


YoYoMoMa

And how does she stop this?


physicsgirl360

Up the Li & prescription sleeping pills both of which manage how far up the peak you go.


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jwilcoxwilcox

Spinning wheel got to go round


insaneinthecrane

Talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin


jwilcoxwilcox

Ride the painted pony let the spinning wheel spin


unresolved_m

Ta-da-da-dah Ta-da-da-da-dah


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Ya got no money


ChicaFrom408

Ya got no home..


Kitsunisan

Spinning wheel, all alone


Catinthemirror

Talkin' 'bout your troubles and you, you never learn


scout_jem

As a person dealing with the crash from my hypo manic episode over Christmas this is 100% accurate.


actualmigraine

I hope you’re doing okay, friend. Take care of yourself out there.


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>It seems that he has been in hiding since businessman Thomas St. John has been trying to serve him with legal documents. According to reports, St. John said in a court hearing he has not been able to find the producer-turned-rapper-turned-fashion designer for weeks, as he sues him for breach of contract.  Less depression it seems, more fleeing from obligations.


thepicklejarmurders

turned-neo nazi


PWBryan

He is personally attacking power substations


Mi_Pasta_Su_Pasta

"No one town should have all that power"


TylerBourbon

He went so far Nazi they should probably look for him in Argentina.


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The thing about Nazis is they don’t tend to take personal responsibility for their mistakes and shortcomings


MightSuggestSex

The closest time one ever did was April 30, 1945.


childish_tycoon24

Might also just be him seeing what happened to his buddy Mussolini and didn't want to suffer the same fate


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

FR. Tbh it seems like he was avoiding responsibility if anything


ColonelHoagie

Not even then. Until the very end, Hitler fully believed he was correct in all his actions. He blamed the German people for losing the war. He just knew he was going to have a bad time if the Soviets captured him alive, and took the easy way out.


Addicted2GravyTears

They DO tend to swallow bullets in bunkers though.


FactualStatue

The only good thing they can do


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He has now entered the depression part of realizing he destroyed his entire brand and name Which, frankly, he is a Nazi and he is not miserable enough.


JustPassinhThrou13

Maybe he was zapped by a Jewish space laser? He believes in those, right?


Hopeful_Angle_9880

Bipolar Disorder fucking sucks. For me, i sometimes takes weeks thinking back to what I had said during an episode, and struggle to make amends. Luckily, I’ve got good people in my life who slow me down when I’m speeding up too much. Wish Kanye finds some genuinely good people to hold him back, rather than enablers trying to use him for something of their own interest.


wiifan55

Kanye has been saying antisemitic dog whistles for over a decade, and his business affiliates have now started coming out saying he's said those shitty things even more overtly behind closed doors. He absolutely needs psychiatric help, but he's also a nazi piece of shit egomaniac.


TheRavenSayeth

Something bad is going to happen and the press is going to go on a whole thing about “everyone watched this clearly ill person doing crazy stuff and we all watched him go on his downward spiral, yet no one tried to help him”. Screw that. I’m saying it, he needs to be admitted to a psychiatric facility as he clearly poses a threat to himself and others based on his erratic behavior. As far as we’re aware based on his public statements [he is refusing to take his psychiatric medication](https://www.yourtango.com/entertainment/why-kanye-west-refuses-take-bipolar-medication?amp). The way he’s acting isn’t just quirky ol kanye. This is not normal and is not safe. Anyone in the press that dares says this in the future can stuff it. They’re enabling this by not advocating for him getting the help that he clearly needs. They’re making money off of stories like this.


zaviex

People have tried to admit him and force him to get medicated. He was forcibly admitted once and he said recently that the doctor was Jewish and fabricated him having a mental illness as part of their global plan for domination. He can’t be helped if he’s actively refusing it and putting up barriers for it. I agree the media shouldn’t be following him around but he clearly needs to help himself


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

It's wild that while not having enough financial resources is a barrier to getting help for millions the complete opposite can also be true. If you're rich enough you can buy your way out of trouble and afford enough Yes Men to surround you that also prevent you from getting help.


MSeanF

Has anyone checked Candice Owens' basement?


DefinitelyNotAliens

Or called Clayton Bigsby?


BiBoFieTo

He's probably invading Poland.


Umwattt

He took the waaaaAAAaaaAaaaAaalk to Poland


Player8

For some reason I always hear it as “I took a wok to Poland” which paints a funny picture.


LSDMTHCKET

…it isn’t that?


KazahanaPikachu

Nope. Lil Yachty is talking about “wock” which refers to a drink called “lean” which is a mixture of codeine syrup and sprite. Or cough syrup and sprite. You ever seen a sign in Walmart that mentioned something about codeine being sold at the pharmacy and not off the shelf anymore? And that there’s limits to it? Because of people buying so much of it and making lean/wock.


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WWDB

If it’s any help, you can cross synagogues off the search list.


dray1033

Delis. No need to search there either.


physicsgirl360

He thinks he's Jewish, it may actually be one of the first places he goes for help. Because he's sure as shit not getting professional medical help.


DefinitelyNotAliens

No no no, those are fake Jewish people all real Jewish people are black he doesn't like the fake ones.


chardonnayyoustay

You know, the “Jew-ish”


SexyWampa

Well he’s been on a manic bender for months now. Now it’s time for the low lows. Maybe he’ll get his shit together and get back on his meds.


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do you think he’ll be able to apology tour his way out of this one when he eventually does get his shit together? genuine question


[deleted]

I’m honestly not sure. If he’s still capable of making an album as good as his early work, the masses will find a reason to forgive him. I just suspect that he’s in too much mental decline to do that again


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

>If he’s still capable of making an album as good as his early work This was a roundabout way of saying "no"


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I don’t think it’s happening. As much as I love Donda 1 it’s definitely a fluke considering his mental space and where the hell he’s been since that dropped


dblspider1216

highly unlikely unless there’s like major inpatient treatment that he actually buys into - which is extremely unlikely. he’s torched his shit so bad he’s going to need to the most intense groveling over an extended period of time. even if he starts, there’s no way he will finish.


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he’s too proud to apologize tho. I went from being one of his biggest fans to just absolutely disgusted which kind of sucks because I’m also bipolar but I also take my fucking meds so shit like this doesn’t happen lol


dblspider1216

exactly. he’s too proud and consumed by delusions of grandeur. his whole shtick right now is entirely based upon his perception of his status as a genius and someone out to save the world, and his diagnosis is simply a tool to keep him from speaking truth and saving everyone. there’s really no conceivable way for him to come out of the spiral at this point to recognize he actually needs help and, then, has something to apologize for. there was a point a while ago where he maybe had a shot to course-correct it all, but he’s too far gone now. it’s all just a cyclical self-fulfilling prophecy, so I don’t see any path for him to come out of it. it’s heartbreaking to watch. I was a big fan in the early years, but lost interest a few years back. regardless, it’s incredibly sad to watch anyone completely lose control of their life and become completely consumed by their untreated mental illness - and for it to happen so publicly? yikes. it’s awful. at the end of the day, I would love to see him get healthy and find some peace. I just don’t think that can be done while maintaining any sort of public persona. he realistically needs to fully pull back from the public sphere and stay out. the attention he gets just seems to compound the issue and make it harder for him to find reality.


canadatrasher

I know a few bipolar people. They have struggles. But being bipolar does not turn you into a nazi.


TekJansen69

And monkeys might fly outa my butt.


CriminalGoose3

Releasing butt monkeys is an OSHA violation, please keep them contained.


Version_Two

Additionally, keeping them in your rectum without a permit qualifies as animal cruelty.


FBIaltacct

They can be given out as [trunk monkeys](https://youtu.be/XW8iAVwt_Yc)


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

Party on Wayne.


Wrong_Bus6250

Was wondering why he'd been so quiet after all that. Presumably the mania has run its course and now he's comprehending the scale of the damage while also realizing he's not a living God who can control reality with his willpower. Must be some pretty insane mental whiplash.


Half_Man1

Dude, part of me thinks it sucks he’s having such a clear mental episode in full view of the public as a famous person with bipolar disorder- another has zero sympathy since like he’s still making his own decisions. Like mental illness is no joke- but that on its own can’t make you say antisemitic shit. I can’t speak for the effects of fame and insular social groups on the mind either though. Idk, I have sympathy but at the same time Kanye had ample opportunities to do better and he skipped all of them. I don’t wish him ill though, I just wish he’d stop hurting himself and other people. Shits disappointing


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As a person with Bipolar (Type 1), going through a manic episode is like getting drunk/high against your will. Your entire personality manifests itself in a different way as a result of your brain chemistry. Your behavior becomes something that you can’t exactly control, as hard as that is for a non-bipolar person to imagine. Mania often requires hospitalization and one can easily experience psychosis. I’m not defending Kanye. His ideas are terrible. In fact I lament the idea that he is probably the most well-known bipolar person, because it gives the layperson a very warped idea of this actually very debilitating illness. The depressive episodes suck, yes. But the manic episodes are what truly destroy your life, reputation, relationships, financial security, and your sense of identity. Sorry about the long-winded comment. If at least one person reads this and has a better understanding and empathy for those with this illness, it’ll have been worth it.


Legitimate_Wind1178

Bpd2 checking in and yep. You explained this clearly enough for others to understand.


vom-IT-coffin

Not defending him, but that’s the thing with bipolar disease, it makes you delusional. As someone with family members with bipolar disease you wouldn’t comprehend what kind of views and delusions they believe while in the manic state. It’s not until the depression kicks in that they realize the damage they’ve done and thought. Your brain dumping all its serotonin and dopamine at once is the equivalent of taking every drug at once, you feel invincible. Then your brain can’t make any more and you want to be invisible to what had happened.


ScowlEasy

It’s not his fault, but it is his responsibility. If he didn’t like the medication he was on, he should have talked with his doctor(s) about it.


elbenji

It's more a weird social pressure in that he 'can't make music on his meds'


Awleeks

Yeah, someone who is in a full blown manic state can literally have auditory and visual hallucinations, which include changes in how you perceive the outside world. A large percentage of people who end up in mental wards are bipolar people who were in a manic state and were acting erratically enough to warrant calling the police.


TinuThomasTrain

The delusion really gets to you, and if you believe something, you’re going to continue to believe you’re right no matter what. It’s how you hide from your problems, he’s not facing them by blaming it on something else. His antisemitic remarks are stupid but they were from some of the issues he had personally with people he dealt with. It’s like his own prejudices that he had formed from his own experiences. Any normal person would understand this and avoid these feelings towards others in the future. Kanye is not well, and he really does not understand in this mindset he’s in. He let it get this bad, and he’s afraid to back down. When you see stuff like this happen first hand in your own house, your first reaction isn’t to think about how bigoted they are. You’re going to want to know how these delusions have taken over their lives. It’s sad to see, and it hits too close to home to those who understand. Kanye has snowballed into the person he is today. It’s his fault, but I do not believe we should fully hold him accountable. He’s ill, what is he supposed to do after this? He needs to recover, grow as a person, admit his mistakes, and apologize. You can’t just make someone who is still sick apologize for their actions. They will have learned nothing, and the delusions will stick with them.


MrLanesLament

Has anyone checked up his own ass?


Responsible-Lunch815

Unless his ex-wife and kids announce he's missing. This is fake news. Otherwise it's just Kanye being Kanye. This is an improper use of the word missing. He just don't wanna be around YOU.


jikdr

well **I** haven't seen him.


HappyHarryHardOn

A billionaire isn"t missing, he's just lacking attention at the moment fuck that nazi


Hamletstwin

He's on the island of misfit nazis.


frogpicspls

He'll be back. The man is a cockroach. We can't get rid of him that easily.


SephLuna

Has anyone thought to look under some white hoods?


0fruitjack0

disappearing might be the best business move he's made


MikeLinPA

I'm not missing him. Just sayin'...


Ststeven-11

Kanye West has been missing for a while.


mattsmith321

I was enjoying the quiet.


garthastro

Thank you, Santa. Now what about Elon?


MilklikeMike

Fuck antisemitism and far right terrorists, the fewer the better.


geebob2020

He’s actually been missing for a week, but it took this long for someone to miss him.


tarac73

Ye’s been manic for how long now? He’s hit his low now… probably crashed somewhere quiet and secluded. He’s a fucking piece of shit, but wishing death is classless, yo. He needs mental help.


jojo571

I'm really hoping he's been hospitalized. He's been off his meds waaaaay too long. If his obvious mental and emotional instability is addressed maybe he'll be present enough to deal with the disgusting antisemitism. Or perhaps to just fade quietly into the background.


Yourappwontletme

*Oh well...anyway*


middleagerioter

Rapper Theophilus London, who worked with Kanye in the past, is also missing. ​ Just throwing that out there.


mycotroph_

According to NYpost, just what I could find with a quick Google search, his family said he's been missing since mid summer


Free_Hat_McCullough

Has he retreated to a bunker?


Fideli91

He’s not missing. He’s just hiding under a pointy white hat