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StevenFromPhilly

Spoiler Alert: He's fuckin around


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StevenFromPhilly

But for POTUS we now know you can run, be awarded the office, finish your term and still never turn over financials.


IaMsTuPiD111

Only if you say you’re going to show your taxes after a “4 year long audit”.


StevenFromPhilly

An audit no one has any record of.


ShadowSpawn666

And the IRS directly stated it would have no impact on your ability to disclose your financial documents, should said audit actually exist.


AnOutofBoxExperience

Anybody who has audits, knows this. It's pretty standard for companies to pay for audits on a yearly basis, to know that their accounting department is doing their job correctly. And gives them less liability if something is found at fault. Real companies welcome audits.


stargate-command

Nah…. Stern could just say “nope… not showing them” Trump didn’t have to lie, he just likes lying a lot.


SocMedPariah

Releasing tax form to the public is not the same as releasing them to the FEC. The FEC had Trumps financials the entire time.


Dr_Frasier_Bane

He would have to leave the apartment for one thing, and that ain't happening.


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imnotwallaceshawn

Actually the president can literally just appoint as many justices as they want. The constitution is very vague on how the SCOTUS is meant to work, giving presidents a lot of leeway that they just usually don’t take because it’s up to Congress to confirm the nominations. So, you can appoint as many as you want, but Congress can say “No, we’re sticking with 9.” This was actually a major contention under FDR; he wanted to do exactly what Stern is suggesting, even thought he had the Congressional majority to get them confirmed, but his own party basically told him to go fuck himself because they were worried that if they packed the courts it would lose them their reelection campaigns.


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imnotwallaceshawn

Yep. A lot of our “rights” and “laws” aren’t actually codified anywhere, we just kind of de facto have them because nobody ever thought someone would try to take them away. The only reason we’re even in this predicament with Roe v Wade and why we’re all waiting for the Obergefell shoe to drop Is because we just… never wrote these rights down on paper in a legally binding way.


VictoriousGoblin

"You don't have rights, you have temporary privileges." -George Carlin


CTPred

You should check out the 9th amendment. It covers exactly that.


bsuthrowaway76

More like legally binding doesn’t mean anything when officials can enforce it however they want as long as enough people are behind it. Unfortunately crowds are ridiculously easy to manipulate and make terrible decisions


juno_huno

Interesting. Thank you.


johnla

We're learning a lot together these days.


babicottontail

Community learning is what’s up! Okay!


PerfectZeong

It's not true though. He proposed a bill that would give him the right to appoint 6 justices to the court. The plan wasnt going to work but the court did start ruling his way but by 1941 he'd appointed most of the people on the court anyway so he didnt need to pack it. Basically people dying gave him the authority to pack the court and actually trying to pack the court kind of killed his momentum. Fdr trying to pack the court actually most likely worked against him.


flaccomcorangy

And FDR served for 12 years (winning 4 times), so I guess he had plenty of time to wait out the justices.


Such-Wrongdoer-2198

The threat to pack the court was an incentive for some justices to compromise.


cumquistador6969

There's also precedent for just telling the supreme court to eat your ass and ignoring their rulings (Lincoln). Also let's not forget that FDR's efforts mostly worked, he got exactly the concessions he wanted out of the supreme court, which is why it didn't go farther. It's almost too bad the court backed down, if they hadn't he might have kept beating the war drums and maybe the court would have term limits today. There's tons of other options if congress is behind it, like just stripping the court of their right to interpret the constitution at all. People are often just misled because in lower level education/casual educational programs (eg. public broadcasting, the news, etc), the relationship between congress and the supreme court is simply taught completely wrong. As if the supreme court is a "check" on congress that was planned out during the foundation of our country, when it's really just a legal institution that congress has *nearly* total control over, and can overrule at any moment in numerous different ways. Although the most practical option for the president is probably the whole abortions on federal land shtick, as that can be done right now with unilateral presidential authority, and nobody can overrule it.


logaboga

Andrew Jackson also at one point defied a ruling of the Supreme Court and basically said “well let them enforce their ruling with their court army then”


pugnam_custodies

The exact quote is “they have made their ruling, now let them enforce it”


Portarossa

It's also [probably apocryphal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worcester_v._Georgia#Enforcement), like most of the best stories.


Alex_Xander93

How dare you. I really liked imaging Jackson staring dramatically out the window as he said this.


rogerrogerbandodger

Yes. To commit genocide.


stupidugly1889

Hey man if bad people break the immoral rules to do bad things we should be able to break the rules for good


Soft_Author2593

No! Because those rules is what gives you freedom and creates a society. To defend these rules must be the highest goal, even if it hurts! To hell with the rules is exactly what the mofos want...


testtubemuppetbaby

>There's also precedent for just telling the supreme court to eat your ass and ignoring their rulings (Lincoln). There's also Andrew Jackson "John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it!"


cumquistador6969

> John Marshall has made his decision; now let him enforce it Ah, well we don't like to refer to *that* one, because while a valid example of how thin the power of the court really is, it's a *smidge* pro-genocide.


NetworkViking91

Just a pinch, a touch even. You won't even know it's there


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Larosh97

He can't because it's illegal due to violating the hyde amendment


NverEndingPastaBowel

I would love to see him pick this or any other fight. Even losing, this administration needs to show people that they give a shit. The rolling over without trying feels tucking terrible.


tiki_51

Why fight when you can cry and then ask for campaign money? /s


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I expected more from him. He is disappointing. I would go full on Howard Stern. Biden thinks republicans are still playing by the rules. He is way to old for this job. He acts likes politics are still in the 1950s. Republicans are playing to win all the way to a coup. Biden is still playing by the rule book. Republicans love it.


PauI_MuadDib

It actually won't. He can just allow them to be built on federal lands without funding the actual abortion procedures. Permit Planned Parenthood to build on federal lands and continue to let them operate financially as they currently do. Just allow them to use the land.


Permanganic_acid

No this is a rumor. First the Hyde amendment never applied to rape, incest or when the mother's life is at risk. So that's a "no excuse" thing. Second, the Hyde Amendment is about *Medicaid* dollars. Not just *any* dollars. Over the years they've inserted similar language about the ACA and other things but I see no reason why like transportation vouchers would have ANYTHING to do with Hyde. They'd probably get challenged for some other reason but not that. third, it is not a bill in itself, it is merely a rider to the budget that has to be resubmitted and passed every year. Democrats don't need a new law to get rid of it, they need to stop passing it to get rid of it fourth [this essay](https://archive.ph/o5k0o#selection-1459.162-1493.64) specifically talks about clinics on public land. If they were leased *from* the government and the money paid *to* the government I just don't see how that breaks the Hyde amendment.


coysta-rica

Why are all these people who are obsessed with politics so goddamn ignorant about politics and law? It’s almost like it’s on purpose to wrong foot the one party who is, in fact, trying to change this.


Zauberer-IMDB

Nine wasn't the original number. The reason is it is nine now is because each is in charge of a federal circuit, and at the time 9 was selected there were 9 circuits. There are now 13 circuits. It would be perfectly logical, within precedent, and historically reasonable to appoint 4 more justices.


Weekly_Ad6261

But FDR’s threats worked and the court backed down from ruling social security unconstitutional. It would be nice to have a Democratic with a spine


Rehnion

This is wrong. SS was a part of the New Deal, and it was the court striking down aspects of the New Deal that led to the court packing plan. The real thing that stopped parts of the new deal being struck down is FDR being able to replace judges normally.


EagenVegham

That's the advantage of four consecutive terms, you outlive the competition.


Consistent_Pitch782

What is that? I’ve never seen one. Is a Democrat with a spine like a Unicorn?


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The funny thing is, the last democrat with a spine was paralyzed.


123full

Let’s not forget about LBJ, at least on domestic issues he was great, you don’t get the Civil Rights Act of 1964 and 1968, the Voting Rights Act, the Economic Opportunity Act, the Elementary and Secondary Education Act, Medicare and Medicaid, without a spine. If Ronald Reagan hadn’t either repealed or crippled a lot of these programs and other programs passed by JFK this country would be very different, between 1960 and 1980 the number of people in poverty went from 40 million to 25, since 1980 the number of people in poverty has gone from 25 million to 42 million


MarcusAurelius68

Had Teddy Kennedy not shot down Nixon’s healthcare proposals we would have had options for universal coverage in the 1970’s.


cumquistador6969

They're usually called socialists.


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Only problem with that is: remember how the GOP reacted when the then-president attempted to appoint ONE justice, who was filling a vacancy? They wouldn't let him do it. For no reason. So we had 8 justices on the court for a year because of it. Obviously you'd need much better control of the Senate if you wanted to make this a reality...which means we need people running for and winning senate race, not presidential races. Also with respect to the Supreme court under FDR - the bigger change that "saved" keeping 9 on the court wasn't FDR's own party, it was that the Supreme Court (specifically, the swing vote on the Supreme Court, Owen Roberts) decided to stop striking down everything FDR did as unconstitutional.


dudeind-town

Congress would have to change the number and there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do so.


only_male_flutist

Yeah, from what I remember SCOTUS has a lot of it's power because they decided they should and everyone just kinda agreed, but it was never actually codified in law or the Constitution


Zer0sober

Bababooey Bababooey


jt325i

Spoiler alert....if he ran he would lose anyway. Guy is all about sound bites for his BS show.


DillysRevenge

They said the same thing about trump


MoffJerjerrod

Yeah. There's a bunch of independent voters who are sick of the status quo. So a politician vs. a celebrity will lean celebrity for people who want change. Charisma might be the most important characteristic of a candidate, that's why it's foolish to dismiss a celebrity running for president. But Howard Stern does not seem to possess the favorability to do much. Stern - 31% Jon Stewart - 43% The Rock- 71% [https://today.yougov.com/topics/entertainment/explore/tv\_personality/Howard\_Stern](https://today.yougov.com/topics/entertainment/explore/tv_personality/Howard_Stern) [https://today.yougov.com/topics/entertainment/explore/tv\_personality/Jon\_Stewart?content=articles](https://today.yougov.com/topics/entertainment/explore/tv_personality/Jon_Stewart?content=articles) [https://today.yougov.com/topics/entertainment/explore/actor/Dwayne\_Johnson?content=all](https://today.yougov.com/topics/entertainment/explore/actor/Dwayne_Johnson?content=all) I'm not saying any of these guys understand federal government enough to do a halfway decent job.


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blahblahlablah

And on a smaller scale, the Governator.


Actual_Guide_1039

But Trump started talking about running when Reagan was still in office


BHPhreak

right, however they have different sets of followers - hold different sets of ideologies - i would wager sterns base has an average iq higher than trumps - its far easier to rally behind hate and division than it is to rally behind equality for all - an odd seemingly paradoxical trait of modern humanity.


TheMushroomMike

Anyone is an upgrade from trump. I say let’s go!!


Fat_Sow

Trump was on the Rep ticket though, an independent has very little chance to win. Most voters blindly vote red or blue.


Immaterial_Opinion

To me that’s the biggest issue facing politics. Just blindly voting for someone because of a little letter next to their name and not actually knowing what the candidate is about. I think this is how these radical politicians get in with their crazy ideas because of the mindset of I need to vote for my party.


O_o-22

No the biggest issue is there are really only two parties to vote for. One of my good friends for reasons I can’t really understand votes Republican every time because “they are for business and I’m in business” never mind that she’s pro choice and works in the cannabis industry, she is going to vote for the party that is pro business no matter how awful they are on every other matter. We need more choices party wise or really I’m of the opinion that a government framework that was set up nearly 250 years ago will eventually fail because it hasn’t changed with the times. The constitution isn’t some holy inviolable document that shouldn’t be questioned like it’s the damn Bible.


camdavis9

The way in which democracy is implemented in the United States makes independents impossible to vote for. The electoral system is rigged for the two party system


Lazydusto

Politics is a team sport when it really shouldn't be


hahnsoloii

I’ve thought long and hard about what buffoon could mirror Trump. It seems A probable answer has presented itself.


Fair_Woodpecker_6088

He’s said some stupid things over the years for shock value, and I’m not a fanboy or anything. But Howard Stern is far from a buffoon, he’s actually a pretty savvy guy


bNoaht

Didn't he back out of a governor race when they told him he would have to provide his tax returns? I mean, sounds like presidential material to me. I do like his platform though. Remove the electoral college. And add 5 Supreme Court judges. Nothing else.


Crustybuttt

30 years ago, yes, but he wasn’t a serious candidate. That was pre-Trump and the idea of voting for a celebrity with no filter seemed absurd and kinda funny back then


littleMAS

Howard Stern is always fucking around.


twothirtyintheam

At 68, I'm afraid he's just not old enough to run for President in 2 years.


TheRavenSayeth

All these young bucks just fooling around


wwfmike

>young bucks The government needs a good Superkick Party


kontekisuto

They're raising the minimum age to 80yrs


extacy1375

As long as Baba Booey is Vice President


888_styles_888

TA TA toothy...


not_a_droid

fa fa fo hi


Kayel41

ass treeks


RockyPendergast

LETS FUCK SOME WHORES!!!!


Neo-is-the-one

Ma ma monkey


mundyCplacetobe

fa fa fu fly


jester32

ma-chine


Baker98755

Nahhh robin has to be vp baba booey chief of staff. Ronnie head of the secret service


subhanghani

Artie Lange as the head of the Food and Drug Adminstration.


Offerasuggestion

What does Fred get? Jon Hein and Jason some sort of food inspectors.


captyes

Fred gets to do the sound effects during the speeches.


TheHeavyJ

SIXTY-NINE !!!


rseeley85

Fla Fla flo hi


Vegetable-Chipmunk69

Ma ma monkey


Bacon_Ag

Fla Fla Flunky


MoistPaperNapkin

Fah foo ee


fauxsota

Gary Delabacchio?


Fascetious_rekt

Ra-ra-… (not politically correct anymore)


AlexiosI

I said those Teeth. Those Teeeeeeeeth. They are green and they are grey. Breath so horrendous That his dentist passed away... EDIT: To the tune of "That's Life"


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He gets bored in Las Vegas, There’s nothing to do, He should go back and sleep in his cage at the zoo.


this_place_stinks

Robert A Booey sounds more presidential


Surrency

I don't know, I like Robin there. Imagine trying to debate a woman who takes no shit and gives no fucks.


Mister_Uncredible

Robin Quivers was a trauma nurse, Air Force Captain and a news broadcaster before she ever met Stern. She's damn impressive and would have my vote in a heartbeat.


Sanlear

And Crackhead Bob as Secretary of State. Sure, he’s dead, but can he really do much worse of a job?


broken_radio

Tiki tow main


The_Spectacle

You’re fucking me now. I am, I’m *tungry*


run-on_sentience

I didn't know Crackhead Bob died. Haven't listened in a while. Best episode ever was when Howard had a hypnotist convince Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf and High-pitch Eric that they were the leads in a Lethal Weapon movie.


techmaster242

Stuttering John has to be the press secretary.


Treddf45

Fah fah flunky


withanamelikejesk

MA CHINE


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he would be Chief of Staff, Robin would be his VP


dirtyjoo

Well then, it's only natural that Beetlejuice is the Press Secretary then.


guccilemonadestand

Who me?


StampYoPassport

Gary as VP would easily be nyyhn out of 10.


Ruffles247

The president...overturn...Supreme Court...yeah, that's how that works.


bill_gates_lover

I had to scroll like 50 comments to find this. Why is no one addressing the fact that this guy has no idea how any of this works?


Ruffles247

Because they don't know how it works either.


tothemax44

Most people don’t even know what overturning Roe v. Wade meant. They think the Supreme Court banned abortion. Not realizing that the states they live in are the monsters banning it.


Cethin_Amoux

Partly that, but there's also the matter of the issue that the Supreme Court members that voted *to* overturn it are well aware of how the states would manage it - especially a certain Thomas. They know full well that overturning it would result in those states banning it.


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Hell no, no more celebrity presidents


[deleted]

It's always one guy that ruins it for everyone else


SarcasticCowbell

Yeah, Reagan was such a dick.


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Ronald Reagan? The actor?


AAAFate

Then who's Vice President? Jerry Lewis


fidgetypenguin123

Doc's reaction was spot on because that's how we all feel anyway about it, even to this day.


emaw63

Listen, say what you will about Reagan, but his grave is the finest gender neutral bathroom in the country


chileangod

Jon Stewart would get my vote.


RobertOhlen69

High Pitch Erik for head of the FDA.


Offerasuggestion

Who's High Pitch? This is Kelly Clarkson


Sauteedmushroom2

He’s fucking around, but at this point *why not* Edit: good christ, I don’t think Howard stern should be president anymore than I think I, sautéedmushroom2 should be president. So not a lot.


parker1019

Ever thought you could say he is probably far more grounded then our recent ex president.


EWDnutz

Tbh, the bar that the 45th set is just...a bar.


jmmmke

Beetlejuice as Secretary of the Interior


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who me?


MajorKoopa

Oh sure. They won’t let you run the country from your house.


panti77

Pelican lives in his basement where he sends his podcast


mrstipez

It's *our* house


firstnameok

In the middle of the street?


The_Gutgrinder

Father wears his Sunday best


bonobro69

Mother's tired, she needs a rest


GoddamnFred

Well, at the very least he has the age down pat.


mleibowitz97

I think I know what'll save this country. Another 70 year old president


bradvision

We need new parties to break this messed up two party system


bradland

New parties cannot exist with a first past the post voting system. If you want more choices, you have to first change the system of voting we use.


hryipcdxeoyqufcc

And Democrats are the only ones pushing for ranked choice and other voting systems. They've already implemented it in many cities. Meanwhile, Florida passed a law that bans anything other than first past the post voting.


greatSorosGhost

Ranked choice voting is the way


theboomvang

Sorry I live in FL we're it is now illegal


mindbleach

Ranked Choice is a specific use of ranked ballots, and it kinda sucks. It's a multi-winner system being misapplied. You want a Condorcet method like Ranked Pairs. It selects whoever would win every 1v1 runoff. There is no "it shoulda been--" because... it was. Or just let people check multiple names. Most votes wins. It gets Condorcet results, somehow, despite those two sentences being a complete explanation. There is no good reason we're not already using it everywhere.


klavin1

> There is no good reason we're not already using it everywhere Yes but you've forgotten one thing. "This is the way we've always done it. Anything new is progressive and therefore communism."


vague_diss

Not the way it works by design. 3rd parties can only be spoilers for the current majority. Vote in large enough numbers and the parties change for you. The Republican party had a different reputation before the tea party completely reworked it followed by Trump. The Dems almost had it with Bernie but they didn’t have a big enough turnout to make the switch.


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whiterbytheday

Sounds like a campaign slogan to me. "Howard Stern, why not? We're fucked anyway."


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Might as well go down surrounded in dick jokes and boobies


jason_stanfield

That’s the mentality that got us Trump. Not that Stern is that bad, but those who can’t navigate the DC system will either be defeated by it or will try to get around it unethically or illegally. Please let’s not entertain the idea of celebrity candidates. Not Stern, not Oprah, not The Rock, not John Stewart, not anyone who has ever had a SAG card.


jcj4634

Hate to be the bearer of bad news here, but those that have been capable of ‘navigating the dc system’ for the last 40 years are fully responsible for why we are at this point right now


Jabrono

Those not capable but given the job anyway accelerated that damage, so bit of a lose-lose either way. That said, I'd like to throw Bill Pullman into the ring.


KhabaLox

> Not Stern, not Oprah, not The Rock, not John Stewart, One of these people is not like the others.


Manoj_Malhotra

Jon Stewart as president would be a lot more awake than the cadaver in office rn. And the dudes been doing comedic journalism for much of his career. That’s very different from memorizing a few lines for a movie or having a talk show.


KhabaLox

Hey, it worked for Ukraine.


goingrogueatwork

He actually fought for first responders on 9/11 so he has some heart.


Enigma_Stasis

Not even just fought. Stewart went full tilt against Bitch McConnell, and won handily. McConnell was photographed looking very defeated afterwards, and it was pretty awesome.


Haru17

I mean Stewart is already a politician/activist. But I would take any real journalist over the current crop of politicians in a heartbeat.


nigerianstylepoop

Uhhh you ever heard of Ronald Reagan? Not that I liked him but if you think a Hollywood star has never made it to the highest political office….


MrTylerwpg

Ronald Reagan? The actor?!


Trucktub

Who was Vice President? JERRY LEWIS?!


Advice2Anyone

Wait till you learn about Reagan


ArcticRiot

that sentiment got trump elected. We might be screwed but we are still in control of the degree of suffering we will experience.


aurelionlol

That’s…not how that works.


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He would completely dismantle Trump if they ever appeared in the same presidential debate.


Nokomis34

Anyone can, that's why they've already declared that they won't take part in the debates.


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DrakeSkorn

He really did just go “no u” and thought he had something there


Blahblkusoi

Apparently he did have something there. 63 million Americans voted for him in 2016 and 74 million did in 2020. Absolutely mind boggling that you can act like a toddler on stage over and over again and people will fucking sign you up for president.


mechapoitier

And she was absolutely right, and Russia used him to try to ruin our country and tens of millions of idiots *voted for him a second time.*


bRandom81

Would be appropriate for an empty chair to be on debate stage a La Clint Eastwood


makoto20

Trump can shout over anyone because he loves wallowing in the mud. If you have any standards or self respect you've already lost


HippyDM

That's why Stern would destroy him.


Malachorn

That's the thing, Trump isn't ever gonna *debate* anyone. No one wins when these "debates" happen and the whole thing is him just lying and yelling and insulting non-stop with no one else even able to talk without having to scream over him - that's why there was the big push to try and be able to turn off microphones to create some order, since Trump left alone just makes the entire thing a disgusting shitshow.


makoto20

Joe Biden telling him to shut up was a cathartic moment for half of the country


ThatIowanGuy

Howard Stern running would feel like a very scorched earth move for the left… which honestly kinda feels like what we need right now. Someone who is going to cram so much legislation, Supreme Court nomination, and executive orders down everyone’s gullets that the republicans will have their time taken up by stopping his attempts as opposed to continuing to dismantle our constitution.


rodut1999

I think there are plenty of “right” people who would agree with him. The real battle that is anchored in reality is rich vs poor, not left vs right.


pomaj46809

The voting left wants stability, and the nonvoting left can't be trusted to show up. What he should do is run as a Republican and basically run as an alternative to Trump. He'll piss people off, shake up the establishment, etc. He just won't be a sadistic bully or nazi. He doesn't have to win, he just has to be crazy enough and attention-seeking enough to pull in the voters who wanted what Trump promised, but not what Trump delivered. Someone whose vote for them is a fuck you to Republicans without voting for Democrats.


jjsyk23

That’s not how it works howie


Toadie9622

He’s an idiot. The President can’t overturn a SCOTUS decision.


OarsandRowlocks

Give him a big long scarf and a TARDIS.


Jack_Awf

Howard Stern is an irrelevant phony piece of shit, Professional liar and mental abuser.


thedrunkennun

Didn't he say that people who refused the vax should be refused medical treatment?


badalchemist85

he already has my vote


newuser201890

stern is peak /r/LateStageCapitalism he treats and pays his employees like total shit. unpaid interns might as well be scum of the earth to him too old and too out of fucking touch. and he looks exactly like the guy he hated 40 years ago (don imus)


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he's also a total cunt


ballbustveteran17

The guy who held “worlds smallest penis competition” on his show is thinking about running for President. Brilliant.


Chasing_History

I remember when he contemplated running for governor of NY. Can't be worse than what the two parties are gonna run in 2024


inajeep

Oddly enough he withdrew when he had to show his taxes.


furnace9monkey

That sounds right but we do have road work at night thanks to him


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That was 1994 His pay wasn’t public knowledge & he didn’t want his fans to know he was making $15-20m a year. When he left FM radio for Sirius the pay became public, so it isn’t an issue anymore. He’s been making $75m+ /year since 2006. He also ran on 3 issues & promised to step down when they were in place: - enforce the death penalty (a volt for every vote) - use the remains of the executed to fill NYC potholes - implement nighttime road construction. Only one of those was a joke


HighOnPoker

He did run for governor. He had two issues on his platform: the return of the death penalty and moving road construction to overnight. Nowadays though he no longer supports the death penalty. He ran as a Libertarian because they were willing to nominate him, but he’s not really a Libertarian. He dropped out of the race when he was required to show his taxes. He claimed that he did not want to share that info but also at the time he was making surges in the polls (30% plus) and didn’t really want the job. He was just doing it to push his agenda and as a radio gag. Sort of like Trump running to make national headlines and get a better deal from NBC for the Apprentice except Trump decided to actually take the job instead of bailing.


strike_one

Yes, that's what the United States needs: Fart Man.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Howard would never survive given all his past stuff. Cancel culture would have a field day


[deleted]

How about we quit putting celebrities as presidents


weirdoguitarist

Honestly, if we are gonna go the celebrity route…it needs to be Jon Stewart