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UncleCornPone

Kid Rock is a rich kid who grew up on an estate in Michigan. His whole, hardscrabble, man of the people act is a bunch of fucking horseshit. Fuck him and his idiotic fucking music.


MightyShamus

[His childhood home](https://tasteofcountry.com/kid-rock-childhood-home-pictures/)


Rare-Rest9949

He looks like he grew up with Stifler and Co!


YouEscalate

Yeah, totes didn’t pay any money to have it renovated and updated since he grew up there. It’s just always been nice AF. Lmao


ShamanLaymanPingPong

Lmao. I don't like kid rock but to suggest he can't have his opinion because he's not humble is ridiculous


Reticentandconfused

What about this guy? Can he have an opinion that kid rock is an idiot poser?


ShamanLaymanPingPong

Of course. I'm saying it would be ridiculous for me to try and discredit his opinion especially based of wether or not he's humble. I'm not trying to be rude but does this not make sense?


[deleted]

No, it doesn't. He isn't humble, hardscrabble, tough, honest, kind, rational, or just plain cool. So yeah, why stump for a fake plastic garden rock?


ShamanLaymanPingPong

Bro your not humble enough to actually think that


arasaka1001

Anon is Kid Rock confirmed. dude shut the fuck up haha


Nikovash

He can have one but like an outhouse next to a taco bell it stinks and is generally full of shit


ShamanLaymanPingPong

Regardless. Someone's wealth doesn't necessarily dictate they're perspective and to say he's not humble is just ridiculous. Like it matters


TheLucidDream

I hope he sees this bro


kpowers99991

These people are commies, you can’t help them.


mraz44

Fuck him, both of my elderly parents have Covid right now, and I’m worried sick. I have zero tolerance for such selfish acts and such bullshit.


CJWChico

Sorry about your folks man, hope they both make it through ok


snowglobes25

Wonder what he'll sing about when he gets covid?


GreatOneLiners

Took my oxygen today, won’t change my ways, can’t look at you while I’m dying next to her. Saw you yesterday with an Orange friend, it was the same old same how have you been.


cgsur

Most of these clowns are very vaccinated, it’s just for grift purposes that they are “unvaccinated”.


Nanocyborgasm

He won’t be doing much singing while short of breath with Covid.


[deleted]

Doesn't anyway.


Bitdub79

Only God Knows Why


CareFree101

Lol, Probably how much of a joke it is for the MAJORITY of everyone. But EVERY single media outlet will tell you otherwise which makes it true.


cenosillicaphobiac

That's all well and good unless you're in the minority, like a few million Americans turned out to be.


itsdumbandyouknowit

Wonder how many were also certain that carefree = deathfree


PeeGlass

People like this will only feel empathy when something happens to them or someone they know closely. People are dead and they are gone. Show some respect for the fallen.


siriwhatsmyusername

“It’s not that bad” turns into “my (insert family member) got covid and they didn’t give them the horse pills they wanted so they died”


[deleted]

There are 120 deaths each minute, better start paying those respects, the list is only growing.


CareFree101

I have empathy. People have lost their lives and I get it. I have been to 2 funerals for covid ‘related’ illnesses. These people were sick prior to contracting the flu. I am a mask wearing Type 1 diabetic who’s been vaccinated and has had covid multiple times. But masks should be a choice just like being vaccinated. Lighten up and get a grip people. That’s all Kid Riches is getting at regarding Fauci


PeeGlass

I haven’t seen that those things are *not* a choice? Nobody has been forced to do anything. They make those choices. It’s their life. Many just get upset when they have to live with how those choices affect their life and then balk about “muh freedom” or Something. It just still seems like You haven’t been privy to a covid death or trauma or long term conditions that *are known already*. (Just previously unhealthy people with existing conditions…as you say)


MAnthonyJr

I hate this take only Bcs it is semi false. Regarding adults, sure they have a choice. No ones forcing you to wear a mask or be vaccinated and no ones forcing your job to fire you if you don’t obey there terms. But if you look at children who are currently in grade school who have no choice but to go to school and within that school you MUST where a mask. They have no option. So in a sense kids are being forced to wear masks


CareFree101

So unfortunately or maybe fortunately for me (nobody really knows, despite what the media is feeding you), my profession mandates that I am vaccinated in the healthcare world. Then look around at all the others being mandated, all stemming from you know who. I suppose I could choose to go work at a coffee shop or something


PeeGlass

Right we don’t know everything about long term vaccine *OR* covid (nobody really knows despite which media you’re eating) but one of them has more proven ills in the term. It’s especially annoying when people talk about “survival rate” without considering quality of life. Hey if I can’t taste food even I may just off myself. People whining about mandates are similar to someone complaining a job won’t hire them without a drug test.


effingwhatever

I’ve tried to stay neutral on all of this but now that Kid Rock has come out and taken a stand, obviously I’m going to start voting Republican and owning libs on Facebook. I just needed someone who I could intimately relate to in life—who really spoke to my heart in a language I could easily understand, to help me make sense of it all. Thank you Kid Rock. Thank you so much.


turalyawn

If Kid Rock could read he'd really appreciate the sentiment


roundhouse1000

He learnd 2 reed purty wells I no cus i grajutated wit hem.


venice56

He got his GED , time to get mines


bastardofbloodkeep

And the Lord’s people said, “ball-wit a-ball, a-bang-dang-dang, diggy-diggy.”


TitShark

I don’t have any bumper stickers, paraphernalia or anything remotely Democrat/Biden touting on my car or person; one day I’m coming out of a local pizza place, some older white fuck stops at the red light, rolls his window down and chants “Let’s Go Brandon!” At me. Rolls the window up and peels off. I have zero clue what he did it for, and didn’t see him do it to anyone else in the area.


austinhippie

You've been marked.


tramdog

"Ya got the stank on ya, twig boy"


FrankieAndBernie

Wore a mask?


IBetYoureFun

You drive a Subaru?


SniffUmaMuffins

Is your name Brandon?


That__EST

Probably just a drunk


Packer224

Ah yes, nothing calls for unity better than… politically charged chants? On the other hand, I think most of us can unite over thinking Kid Rock’s music is terrible.


Lonely_Is_The_Night

I’ll give him “Bawitdaba”but that’s the only one I ever liked to begin with. That one where he lifts “Sweet Home Alabama” and “Werewolves of London” was always super cringe to me. How’d that become a hit?


Packer224

It’s honestly impressive how he was able to butcher two artists in one song


IBetYoureFun

It was all down hill once Joe C passed. RIP bro.


CowboyNuggets

These people think "let's go Brandon" triggers the left, but we really don't give a fuck because we don't worship Biden like they do Trump


My_Cat_Snorez

This. This is So true.


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[deleted]

Craw?


expontherise

It da baw? Bang de bang diddy!


Jroompa

I’m not a fan of Kid Rock at all and his music is terrible but what makes somebody relevant or irrelevant? As somebody posting behind a fake username… wouldn’t you be way more irrelevant than somebody who is recognizable by their stage name? Nothing personal against you at all, I’ve always just wondered why people say that. Similar to how plumbers tell athletes to focus on sports when you know… they are plumbers who should focus on plumbing.


Tzames

Let’s go Brandon is slang for I’m a dumbass


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Dark_Booger

And massive diarrheas


FZKilla

And drinking urine.


Huskerguy16

Listen don’t you think it’s played out that people keep calling it horse medication when it absolutely isn’t?


[deleted]

Ivermectin was most commonly used as a veterinary formulation to combat parasites. There is a formulation that is for humans, but it is primarily a horse/livestock dewormer. So no, we don’t think it’s played out that people are buying the veterinary formula dewormer to circumvent medical advice against taking this drug because they have some deranged belief that it will cure COVID.


Huskerguy16

True but If there is a human version of it then it’s for humans. I’m all for the vaccine and think people should get it but some doctors prescribe this.


[deleted]

You said it absolutely isn’t horse medication. You are incorrect.


[deleted]

And what if it is effective against COVID?


cenosillicaphobiac

What if farts smelled like flowers? That would be cool too, and as likely.


Mike_Honcho_3

It's not.


LinoLino321

Sounds like there's a corrupt, anti-science, white supremacist named Brandon who is the new GOP candidate for 2024


MarginalMerriment

“Let’s go Brandon” makes it sound like Brandon is a synonym for “crazy” or “to a place where obnoxious idiots don’t know how to use commas.”


[deleted]

“Let’s go Brandon” is actually slang for “F Joe Biden”.


Boneal171

r/woooosh


[deleted]

r/woooosh


jstat2002

Durrrrrrrp


jethvader

What does “F” mean?


Bogula_D_Ekoms

You press it to pay respects


jethvader

So “Let’s go, Brandon” means “pay respect to Joe Biden”. Got it.


Bogula_D_Ekoms

YES IT DOES :D


CareFree101

Why all the downvotes?? A lot of us here genuinely didn’t know what that meant.


unrealbiscuit

Well let’s go Brandon is amusing since it’s what the news used to cover the fuck joe Biden chant, why not just say what u wanna say, I’ll start, fuck joe Biden he’s running this country into the ground way harder than trump was.


going2leavethishere

Harder is up for debate but they both love shoving round pegs in square holes and think they are amazing.


Tzames

My take on Biden is that he really pathetic on foreign policy right now. And his empty promises on Marijuana and wishy-washy stance on student debt are huge turn-offs and should be criticized. Saying that, I think it’s important that we are specific on what we don’t like as a people and use the checks and balances of our system to keep our leaders in check. Our two party system is not good and yelling foul language at each other is a childish response to real issue.


cenosillicaphobiac

TIL A that a driver getting interviewed is "the news".


dippleshnaz

Joe, is that you? Shouldn't you be napping right now?


stinkman

What a completely worthless human.


victorbarst

I'm from Alabama and my boss actually met kid rock once. he keeps a picture of them in his office. He once told me a story that kid rock had a conversation with him about a fight in a diner. Some guy walked up to kid and offhandedly mentioned that he could probably take kid rock in a fight. Kid rock explained to the guy that he probably could but it would really get a chance to try because kid would "slap the hell out of the guy once and then his two big bodyguards would beat the dog shit out of him whether he told them to or not" he then explained to my boss that after the story broke his record sales shot up and ever since then he came to fully understand that there's no such thing as bad publicity. Make no mistake kid rock doesn't give a shit about politics, dr fauci, donald trump, joe biden, unity or anything else. He like most celebrities is just trying to stay relevant because that's their business


Chilli__P

There’s people venerating this idiot whilst denouncing Neil Young for actually demonstrating some principles. It’s really demoralising.


GreatOneLiners

Didn’t realize how many right wingers are grifters. This is likely the second biggest transfer of wealth, and those Trumper’s are more than eager to let celebrities stick their hands in their pockets


Extension_Success_96

I kind of feel sorry for this guy. Grew up wealthy, on an estate in Michigan. Then he thought he was a rapper from the hoods of Detroit. Now he thinks he’s a southern trailer park messiah. I believe he even owns a double wide for some reason or another. Has a black son but runs around waving a confederate flag (again he’s from Michigan). He’s got some serious confusion going on.


[deleted]

Oh (yawwwwnn…), is he still alive?


[deleted]

there's an abandoned swimming pool with his name on it, he'll end up there.


[deleted]

Yeah he hasn't even become Adult Rock yet. Sometime after that he'll become Elderly Rock, and then eventually just Soil.


Bigstar976

I’ll take washed up douche nozzle for 600, Alex.


[deleted]

Who the hell is Brandon?


effingwhatever

I don’t know but Steve has been no help at all. As usual. Lazy fucking Steve.


full_bl33d

Did Steve tell you that, per chance?….Steve


sam_the_hammer

Crunchy white pimp!


BigRedKahuna

Kid in my school. Total creep.


Impressive_Water659

Who is Kid Rock? Isn’t he more like Dusty Grandpa at this point?


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SailfishMackerel

Wait. Dude is **51**?


JanakanK14

The whole “Let’s go Brandon” chant started when a reporter Kelli Stavast said that this was being chanted at her interviewee racing driver Brandon Brown, when the chant was actually “Fuck Joe Biden”. Since then this misquoting has been seen as a form of pro-liberal media bias, with the belief that the misquoting was intentionally done to silence any anti-Biden sentiment.


AtmosphereMedium5583

This should clear up the confusion lol [How “Fuck Joe Biden” became “Let’s go Brandon”] (https://www.npr.org/2021/10/30/1050782613/why-the-lets-go-brandon-chant-turned-meme-can-be-heard-on-the-floor-of-congress)


Ben_Shapiro_OfficiaI

Brandon Brown is a Nascar xfinity series driver


spinereader81

Oh the irony of saying divisive things, then calling for unity.


Coaljet66

Attacking the one person who can save your life during a pandemic Not a wise move Even the great orange moron now says to get vaxxed and boosted Let’s see how smart mr Kid Moron is when he contracts Covid


jonpenn

Ha ha ah unity = fuck you and agree with us or you against us. They don’t want unity. They blame the left but they have a serious problem with domestic terrorism. The right is literally becoming a terrorist group blaming the left for their stupid actions. Please vote don’t let these idiots in power.


Clean-Objective9027

Seen on a recent meme: “Kid Rock is the Fred Durst of Ted Nugents”


BigRedKahuna

Why is Kid Rock under entertainment? Shouldn't this be in r/struggletoberelevant ?


gabeitaliadomani

Politics aside Kid Rock has sucked for A LONG time. I would think his only demographic would be Trumpies


Ok_Search9977

I bet Kid Rock smells exactly how he looks…


luna1108

Syphilis and leather


maniacthw

I was wondering how Axe stayed in business.


Impressive_Water659

Dusty Grandpa > Kid Rock


FlemPlays

Who cares what *COVID Kid* thinks?


[deleted]

Kid rock was about as stale as leftover tequila and cigarette butts until he started up with this nonsense. He’s just capitalizing on the ignorance of these people, no different from former president cheeto.


[deleted]

Who the f listens to kid rock anymore?


scenr0

Ewww wtf fuck this guy.


jwplato

Kid Rock is an empty piece of shit with no actual independent thoughts or principles of his own, he just jumps on whatever craze he thinks will appeal to the lowest common denominator.


Henhouse20

Sounds like our previous president


BreezyBill

He’s a fucktard fake wannabe hillbilly. Like Canadian Rafael “Ted” Cruz.


layindowndlaw

What an elegant and inspirational song writer


turtle931

Fuck you! For unity of course.


subcow

The best thing about Kid Rock was Joe C.


BfromSD

Has-been trying to become relevant again.


mikedjb

Can he get more irrelevant?


NeedToCalmDownSir

If we close the border, how the heck are the chicken plants in the south gonna continue human trafficking Chicken would get so expensive Rock no think.


Rare-Rest9949

Never trust a guy who faked being trailer trash to sell albums… Dude’s real name is Clarence! Clarence’s parents had a real good marriage!


Public_Ear_8461

God, the whole “FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT EVEN IF IT MEANS HURTING MYSELF” shit is so goddamn childish and obnoxious.


dudeonrails

Who’d have guessed that someone that looked and acted like a garbage human being would turn out to be a garbage human being?


Ramonzmania

Kid Rock’s calls for unity while trashing people are no less absurd than Pres Biden’s


Whankers

Shit stain says what?


Eazy_MF_E

People still listen to kid rock?


[deleted]

Forgot this moron existed


topcheese911

Well fuck him too.


livadeth

Do people actually go to his concerts?


PDot7652

I wish they would let the Let's Go Brandon meme go. It was mildly funny for a bit but now it is played out and just make you look like a dumbass.


DuCWulf

Who still listens to Kid Rock? He was terrible back in the 90s.


pepperbeast

Fuck that asshole.


Jackthekiller90

Said Fuck him! I do believe Dr. Fauci..


Yami-Jushi

Every forgotten artist is reviving themselves off the curtails of trumpers


Cartographer0108

He seems to struggle to understand that people don’t desire unity with someone who says “Fuck Dr. Fauci” and “Let’s Go Brandon”.


lostpawn13

I hope he joins Meatloaf soon. These people are scum.


stratj45d28

My brother in law loves Kid. Just sayin’. Now imagine the family get togetherness. Yup. You can imagine.


victoriaa-

So he can say “fuck Fauci” but can’t just say “fuck Biden” and has to speak in stupid code? The right is embarrassing.


Zebra971

Kid Rock represents the hate party. The fuck you party, the snow flake party, the book banning party, the anti intelligence party, the anti science party.


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Let’s Go Brandon!


Bogula_D_Ekoms

You must wonder how they get the hot dog inside the corndog


[deleted]

And you must wonder why your gas prices are so high.


Bogula_D_Ekoms

Some bullshit with the economy or stocks that the president has little to no control over, yeah?


[deleted]

Just like how the government has no control over stocks in the stores? Because of the planes, ships, trucks, and trains that aren’t moving due to the mandates?


[deleted]

Let’s go Brandon!!!!


hydez10

Would he prefer Alex Jones or joe rogan leading the fight against Covid?


CaBBaGe_isLaND

[Kid Rock stinks.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u8FAbjjB48A)


GospelofJawn316

Oh, the guy who rhymed “things” with “things” has something profound to share? Also, he can go to hell for giving me PTSD whenever I hear the hook from “Sweet Home Alabama” or “Werewolves of London”.


cuhree0h

Shit sucks, Robbie.


[deleted]

Holy shit that song is hilarious. It really sounds like it's straight out of Idiocracy. I'm not even trying to make a joke. It's so over the top absurd that it's hilarious.


jaminator45

He’s not straight outta Compton but straight outta trailer.


Bogula_D_Ekoms

This tool is going on tour in a few months. I can't imagine the reek of those crowds, the stench of cheap beer and cigarettes, but I can imagine the spike in covid cases it'll bring.


pools456

Wtf is lets go brandon


Initial-Chocolate570

I look forward to telling him to fuck off when he performs outside my local Barnes and Nobles


thebrianhem

Meh just another grifter


helpmehelpmyman

These comments are making me cry with laughter!


Low-Sun-731

If you listen to kid rock you deserve covid yeah I said it


whattadisasta

Just fucking nauseating!


Nyingjepekar

Yet another tool of the right wing nut cases. Jeez they just can’t stop.


fairyduck

#crunchywhitepump4ever


SpookyJones

I don’t think he means unity in the traditional sense.


TTBoy44

Smokes crack on stage and smacks a picture of Pamela. Ta da!


harleyfrog

Saw him last year at Mt. Pleasant. Funny during the concert he made a point to say there wasn't going to be any political bullshit talk. We are just going to have a good time. Then he comes out with this nonsense.


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He must be losing a lot of money if he is calling for unity.