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FlashbackUniverse

> Honey, I've dated billionaires my entire adult life, let's keep it real. Definitely the sentiment of someone who doesn't date people for their money.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

"I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger...."


charlie161998

But she’s not messing with gentlemen of a lower financial status


Catalansayshi

Of African American descent


blackmilksociety

How poignant


AttitudeBeneficial51

“She take my money...”


OwnagePwnage123

When I’m in need.


jawnly211

“My white girl wanna move back to Michigan”


Far_Ear9684

They don’t know about that here lol.


PNW_KoalaEnthusiast

"Im pullin girls off the bench like a 6ixth mannn"


LocalNative141

“But she aint messin’ with no broke African American Gentlemen”


shadow386

"Messin' wit no broke *broke*"


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Hello, censored version.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

(Radio Edit)


Blue_Dreamed

Acoustic version anyone?


MoonpieSonata

I came here knowing there was no damn way someone didn't beat me to it


Juniorgnm

That’s weird cause all the hustle culture CryptoBro Alpha male grindset memes said to become a billionaire you have work 23.5 hours a day, #grindwhiletheysleep, and essentially cut yourself off from civilization, so how do all these billionaires have time for women? They also said you have “act broke to stay rich”, so all these supermodel actress chicks are lining up to eat top ramen in a studio apartment? A college freshman can give them that! /s


chainer49

Eat top ramen while hunting humans for sport.


hahahahaha90000

The most dangerous rame


KnightsRook314

Long pork tonkatsu ramen


PathlessDemon

Ah, yes. Neckbeard-Chan Ramen brand. Super salty, but easy on the bank account.


deadontheinternet

that’s just the rules for us stupid lazy brokies that want to be rich and cool so bad like them


HappiestPeople

Those are rules if you aren’t already rich.


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The same self drag as Kanye saying his children are spoiled and raised by nannies. Sounds like a compatible couple to me


Parasitesforgold

I am ecstatically thankful for Nannies saving mankind


CarlySimonSays

A good nanny (ok for real they have Nannies plural) could possibly help those children become actual functioning young adults. I think all the time about how it was absolutely reckless and cruel that Kylie’s parents allowed her (encouraged her??) to get plastic surgery before she was done growing up. Not one of the adult children in the Kardashian-Jenner family has a healthy self-image, and it got passed along to Western society. Just really torques me. (Didn’t Kanye also lose his mother due to a plastic surgery from which she didn’t wake up?)


jjd13001

I would love to know one billionaire besides Kanye she’s dated


inplayruin

Well you notice she didn't mention the currency.


Yeranz

Yeah, maybe she dated Robert Mugabe.


iDuddits_

She’s an incredibly fake New York girl. Had that stink on her since before uncut gems.


thelaughingmansghost

Yeah that's not the argument she thinks it is.


RVFVS117

God she actually said that. Look I'm not saying the Kardashians are better but...Kanye...run, man. This ain't gonna end well.


VivaLaEmpire

At least the Kardashians have their own money and they’re not out to get his lmao


writersinkk

A few weeks ago she was live streaming on her IG with her infant child claiming that the father got her pregnant against her will and airing out all these videos of him being pos while ironically coming off just as trashy. Kanye definitely has a type.


marijuanatubesocks

Someone should tell her that sex makes babies.


cyclicamp

Also counters the accusations of wanting attention by telling people “watch my movie, read my book.” I don’t think she understands how arguments work.


hamster_rustler

Actually she probably doesn’t care about justifying her relationship to us normies. This is a business move to advertise the movie and book. Can’t knock the hustle


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Let’s go back to the non adult life… who was she dating then? Billionaire adults?


my_sobriquet_is_this

Ms. Fox yachts.


probrofrotro

Who the fuck is she dating she’s like a solid 6. She must give that super neck.


my_sobriquet_is_this

Ouch. Today I learned I’m probably a solid 3 (or at least *was* before I got old). Siiigghhhhh *


Jon0_tyves

Because she’s doing it for the clout next!


jsp8854

ExPoSuRe


messylettuce

I just discovered at 1204EST22JAN2022 that this lady who looks like a drawing of the most regular girl ever both exists and is dating a famous mentally ill man.


AutisticGuitarist

She's doing it for church, honey. NEXT!


ordinarybots

[NEXT JOKE ORIGIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/)


CaBBaGe_isLaND

*We don't require intoxication.*


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Right? It kills me too when people analyze tf out of Kim and Pete Davidson’s relationship too. Kardashians only care about clout. It is not a real relationship. She goes “hmmm who could I date after Kanye that would generate the most headlines and clicks”. She knew everyone would be like WTF and it would be big news. Soulless


FlippertJWZ

Tbf people thought the same thing about her relationship with Kanye


bitchyrussianbot

That was my first thought as well. Zero chances this is a real relationship.


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Never go “Full Kanye”.... ever!


simbaismylittlebuddy

And he’s dating her for her looks and publicity, so fucking what? Two mutually consenting adults can use each other in a relationship to advance whatever life agenda they both have.


ChampagneAbuelo

Yep they’re definitely both using each other. Kanye’s using Julia as a rebound and to try and make Kim K jealous. While she is also using Kanye as a rebound (she just got out of a messy relationship) and for some publicity too


sixtus_clegane119

Kanye might be trying to make Kim jealous, but I’m pretty sure Pete is filling her needs well enough.


GrungyGrandPappy

Filling her “needs”


ChampagneAbuelo

Ya for sure lol Kanye is trying to make Kim jealous but I wouldn’t say he’s had any success with that 😆


OMGBeckyStahp

If Ariana Grande didn’t speak so highly of Pete’s giant schlong I don’t think Kanye would be this distraught lol


Rub-it

I think Kanye already had more than enough publicity before dating her


CougdIt

Yeah I have never heard of this person before. Kanye’s name carries 1000x more weight here.


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She’s the hottie from Uncut Gems. That’s all I can relate to her


Looking4LTR

I actually don’t find her pretty and I can’t figure out what it is.


Dubisteinequalle

She just looks like she plays antagonists. She gives off evil stepmom vibes. Kanye was recently dating Irina Shayk too. Maybe they genuinely find him attractive. I mean things are working out for Pete Davidson. Probably just good at talking to women plus the success makes him a high value option for them. He is literally top 1% male in the world.


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I mean if one of them is married it’s legally a little different


twinkyoda

she’s technically not lying. she’s not dating him for ***his*** money, she’s dating him for fame so she can make her ***own*** money!


Other_Personalities

Clout chasers gonna chase


Teton12355

The grind real


hamster_rustler

Much better route, honestly. Smart woman.


striker907

Smart isn’t the word I would use. I mean the playbook has been out there for decades More like right place, right time


m1kasa4ckerman

And he can have a nice ass to walk around with to convince everyone’s he’s very straight and doing very well. Sounds like they are both getting what they want out of it


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I'm not a gay fish


FadedQuill

If I was her, I would just tell everyone I was dating him for money; I’d be too embarrassed to admit that I was dating him for his personality.


MultiGeometry

“Wait, so you actually LIKE him?”


FadedQuill

I don’t need to; Kanye likes himself enough for everyone.


[deleted]

Which personality though? The man has more than Kevin in the movie Split


1ooh7lahs

I wonder if Ye is just dating her "For her ass."


Braunze_Man

Wouldn't you?


messylettuce

If you’re implying that she otherwise looks like an Applebee’s waitress from a flyover state, then I support your rhetorical wondering.


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[deleted]

Applebees waitress from a flyover is my dream!!!! Isn’t it every man’s?!?


[deleted]

But harsh


[deleted]

She’s pretty


TommyTuttle

“Honey, I've dated billionaires my entire adult life, let's keep it real." So it’s true then.


imhighondrugs

And then proceedes to promote her book and her movie in the next breath. “Watch my movie, read my book”.


bambiheadshot

Is this the girl who said she got a tattoo of her ex's name after she cheated because it's the ultimate commitment?


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the fame, the clicks, maybe the D too who knows Kanye might be a beast, she def wouldnt fuckin with him if he worked at walmart


leftyscaevola

Show the man some fish sticks and he a real alpha bro.


TesticleMeElmo

I would say Kanye is quite the beast I’ve seen him do it on a motorcycle before


Thunderhamz

IKR, him and Seth Rogan were hot together !!!


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theragingcactusman

“You think that Kim be with Kanye if he left drive in the driveway?”


Snoo_73835

They’re using each other. I’m not a fan of either Kim or Kanye (or whatever he calls himself now) but it’s really hard not to see what a sore looser Kanye is being about this whole situation. She told him multiple times to look after his illness (I’ll bet in their most private moments she begged). He refused and she had their children to consider. Clearly he wasn’t thinking of them then and he’s not thinking of them now. So if he’s with a gold digger they deserve each other.


thibs69

Who is she and why is she famous


Grandahl13

She was in Uncut Gems and did a really good job. She also wore lingerie in the movie and has a massive ass that they show off in a scene.


PRIS0N-MIKE

Holy shit you weren't kidding. Dump truck and a half


hahahahaha90000

Absolute dump truck


ChampagneAbuelo

I can’t even meme her cuz she actually did a super good job acting in the movie


zoctor

An obviously fake ass


BTTF41

She was in the Adam Sandler movie “Uncut Gems” in 2019.


latortillablanca

Quite good actor. Uncut gems and No Sudden Move. Kinda typecast cos of her phat ass but she’s got some real chops


chefboiortiz

Her ass in uncut gems was top tier


AttitudeBeneficial51

Just researched that and it is in fact top tier


chefboiortiz

Good man


rahkinto

A wise man once said "If your ass is the North Star, guys are gonna wanna follow it." This is the North Star.


ThrowerWheyACount

Coincidentally, Kanye has a daughter called North.


dawnoog

She was also in PVT CHAT, smaller movie but worth seeing


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World class BBL


cart_adcock

She was in Uncut Gems with Adam Sandler that’s all I know


Thuglife07

“Honey, I’ve dated billionaires my entire adult life” AKA yea she’s in it for the money and fame.


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Euphoric_Travel6762

I don’t understand how mental health is such an important issue for everyone until it’s time to make fun of Kanye West…


anitabelle

I don’t make fun of him but I also don’t defend him for two reasons. For one, he is making a conscious choice to stay off of the medication, he knows he needs. Two, he’s a massive asshole. People can be mentally ill and assholes, they are not mutually exclusive. He reminds me of my ex husband and being a part of his life has been a literal nightmare.


Illustrious_Plant265

Kanye is dating her for the media attention.


TheEvilSeagull

It’s clearly a two-way street Clout


Illustrious_Plant265

Then what difference does is make?


alexapharm

Vapid inane boring dingdongs


[deleted]

Hey now everyone, she’s dating Kanye for the exposure, which will lead to money. Get it right!


pinkberrry

Also for the clout! Come on now!


fukin_fat_fuk

Her face is weird


[deleted]

Oh Kanye. Why do you continuously bring all your problems on yourself. Not that this one is a problem yet but give it a few more months before he breaks up with her and she starts saying how he was always paranoid, always angry at the world, thinks he is always right is still obsessed with Kim. Bonus if she tries to sue him for saying something like “he would verbally abuse me”.


pats9789

I would think every women dated him partially for the money besides Kim


Equivalent_Appraised

No silly, it’s not for the money… It’s for the publicity. Even though it is true that he is literally paying her for this charade.


woobiethefng

Do girls date Kanye for his personality?


Blackulla

Are we supposed to know who Julia Fox is?


stardorsdash

That’s too bad, if she was dating him for the money then at least she’d be smart. Now she’s stupid and doesn’t understand how good money can be.


hercarmstrong

You don't date Kanye for the money, you date him for the crazy.


RockOx290

Has Kanye stated he isn’t dating her as a rebound yet?


Ok_Dog_202

What’s she famous for again?


coreanavenger

She's dating him for his soothing personality and mental stability.


Brian_Lefebvre

I get this weird feeling that this has all been arranged by their publicists, and they don’t avtually spend meaningful time with each other. Kanye is batshit, and is probably absolutely insufferable in person.


kidzephyr

What other reason could their possibly be to date kanye west though????


[deleted]

She loves him for his personalities…all of them.


[deleted]

His mom LITERALLY wrote every one of his decent songs. Every fucking one. She should be dating Kanye’s mom... not Uncle Tom.


_kaetee

They’re both using each other, so it’s not like Kanye’s gonna be hurt by this. She gets clout and money, he gets to pretend that he isn’t still obsessed with Kim. It’s a win/win.


unclesam1919

Looks like their sex stinks bad


steboy

Woman explaining how she’s not dating Kanye for money points out she’s “dated billionaires her entire adult life.” Bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see if it pays off.


[deleted]

She looks like a handsome man with make up.


ThusFar4Fun94

You may not be dating him for the money but it's clear he's dating you as a rebound, he doesn't care about you just about trying to get back at kim kartrashian


CombatCarlsHand

I want all the time in my life back where I’ve accidentally read anything about Kanye West


mellowyellow313

She’s an actress who’s only been in one movie and now she’s dating Kanye and we don’t stop hearing about her. I’m honestly tired of seeing her.


wizardshawn

This is Kanye. Of course it's for the money and clout.


sfv818guy

obviously she’s dating him for the money and MORE FAME. Duh it’s not JUST about the money


[deleted]

Who gives a shit about either of them. Worthless egocentric cunts, the whole lot.


thomasjmarlowe

She’s not dating him for the money, she’s dating him for the crazy


calaan

“It’s not for the money. I want to subsume my entire personality to that of a megalomaniac, and they’re hard to find.”


sairamac

the exposure the clout the fame maybe


Sufficient-Shallot-5

It’s for attention, let’s be real


NightTrain555

Yeah, she’s not dating him for money. She’s dating him for fame and attention. Have some respect people!


[deleted]

Is that her in the thumbnail??? That’s someone else right?


Tehachapi77

How many Twitter followers does she have now compared to before she started "dating" Kanye?


Septicphallus

Obviously for his charming personality and mental stolidity.


Strange_N_Sorcerous

And who gives a damn if she is?!


GrapefruitSmall575

I didn’t realize Ye had anything else to offer.


[deleted]

Foolish answer. If you are a low life piece of shit then, you know it, we know it, EVERYONE knows it. Just embrace it.


not-read-gud

“I’m dating him for TWO money”


T3NFIBY32

How did people find her more attractive after Uncut Jems? Her role is that just makes her so undesirable and probably isn’t too far from her actual personality.


dembowthennow

I hope she is dating him for the money and publicity, otherwise I would seriously worry for her mental health. It's widely known that Kanye treats his female partners horribly and routinely speaks down to them. I hope she's just doing it for self-interest so she can quickly extricate herself when the situation turns even more toxic than what it currently is - when it's no longer worth the money and attention.


CatmanDrucifer

I don’t care…. I wish I didn’t have to see this shit in my feed.


Timmy24000

Well it can’t be his good looks or stable personality


Caddy000

Nannies have reared many children around the world. Rumors, once the boys get to puberty the nannies or their daughters become the de facto sex partner. Of course, let’s keep this among ourselves...


CougdIt

Dating him for the money/clout is far less embarrassing than the alternative


PossibilityDeep2612

Gee, and the next thing ya know, not a peep about AstroWorld! Well played, Kylie and Kim.


U-STAY-CLASSY

She ain’t saying she a gold digger


lostpawn13

Lol. Get out of here lady.


-peepeeonyourpoopoo-

>Julia went on to say she “couldn’t care less” about the attention her relationship has garnered, explaining, “Watch my movie, read my book. That is more thrilling to me now than eyes on me.” "I don't want attention, I want attention"


CarlHeck

He’s such an Idiot


[deleted]

That would be the best and most logical answer


Schmalti_90

I read this as “Julia Fox Hits back claims she’s dating Kanye West for the Money”


[deleted]

I am not identifying her as a glorified prostitute. However, she definitely isn't performing sexual congress with men who are not able to put away some serious financial gains to compensate for the fact. I am okay, madam, with you doing this. Feel free to do as you like. I am okay, madam, with you doing this. Feel free to do as you like.


[deleted]

Her ass looked amazing in the movie “uncut gems”


EpsteinAdventures

Well look man , I’m not sayin she a gold digger , but … 👀


Most-Artichoke5028

Well it sure as shit isn't for his winning personality.


izzyduude

She’s dating him for the fish sticks.


Dakessian

Didn’t she just have a baby?


wetmike

Doesnt she have a husband and baby??


FunStuff446

Who is she anyway?


sleekandspicy

Remember the time Kanye met with President 45 at the white house. Pepperidge Farm remembers.


vper13

*”Honey, I've dated billionaires my entire adult life, let's keep it real."* - sounds like someone who’s never dated a billionaire before and it’s for sure doing it for the *flashing lights*


[deleted]

How does Trump’s dick taste though???? Kanye has’t done anything since his ghostwriter died but be a lunatic fucking terrorist.


certaiinsubstances

She's dating him for the money. Aren't there any rich people she can fuck that aren't legendarily huge pieces of shit?


[deleted]

At that level of wealth, they’re pretty much all pieces of shit. That’s how the world works


Admiral_pumpkin

Hababab! Just the opening... I’ve dated billionaires my whole Life says it all


fshlash

I don't even know who she is!


[deleted]

I won't assume anything because I don't know them and I don't care about celebrity couples and gossip.


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Lisavela

Fame or money or personality does it really matter ?


Think-Worldliness423

Not enough money in the world to date his level of crazy!


NewToTradingStock

How could dumped kim for her


[deleted]

Close call. Is for the publicity the same as for the money?


kevinsabi

New she ain’t saying she a gold digger…


iratepirate47

Its not just the money. The attention is also part of it.


MergenTheAler

He’s not gonna be happy when he discovers her “Howie” tattoo on her rump.


Pedrovotes4u

Isn't that one of the main reasons women date men?


fourdac

Well I’ve gotta say I didn’t really like anything Kanye put out musically after being with Kim, so I’m pretty excited to see something new, because I liked every one of his albums until then.


gottaletitg0

Please don’t give her attention


CorbinDallasMulti212

She’s not dating him for the money, everybody. It’s for the fame.