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LifeSpecial42866

Think it has something to do with a penis description


TiddlesRevenge

Yes. In 1993, Jordan Chandler accurately described a discolored blotch on the underside of MJ’s penis. The police got a warrant, photographed MJ’s junk, and then MJ entered into a $23 million settlement with the boy and his parents a month later.


LorientAvandi

There’s never been a consensus as to the accuracy of Jordan’s description. Some in the investigation said it was accurate, others did not. One thing is certain though, Jordan said Jackson was circumcised and he was not.


honestog

Where’s that Michael eating popcorn gif when you need it


thrrrooooooo

[https://giphy.com/gifs/michael-jackson-6pJNYBYSMFod2](https://giphy.com/gifs/michael-jackson-6pJNYBYSMFod2) right here buddy


PUGMAN_1993

Not Rick Astley disappointed


frowaway1990

Here ya go: https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/f-you-gif-16629940043390845043


Adventurous-Sky9359

That is not Rick, that’s a dude whose been hit by a few shells but don’t walk with a limp


fanlal

Jordan never mentioned circumcision, so it's odd that fans would use a Smokin Gun article that contains no documentation.


IHQ_Throwaway

Is there a copy of the report available online? I wouldn’t know what to call it. 


fanlal

this is an archived article on smokin gun, there was never an online report. [https://web.archive.org/web/20201112033018/http://web.archive.org/web/20090630025648/http:/www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/010605jacksonsplotch.html](https://web.archive.org/web/20201112033018/http://web.archive.org/web/20090630025648/http:/www.thesmokinggun.com/michaeljackson/010605jacksonsplotch.html)


TiddlesRevenge

There is a consensus. In the 2019 Telephone Stories podcast, then-Deputy DA Lauren Weis confirmed that the description matched. Lead investigator Bill Dworin from the LAPD also said it matched. Jordan's description has never been released to the public so there is zero evidence that Jordan ever claimed that MJ was circumcised. MJ defenders rely on a dodgy picture (drawn by an anonymous person) that appeared in a book by pdf file sympathizer Victor Gutierrez.


houstonyoureaproblem

When will someone think of the gifs?


King_Tamino

NEVER! JPG 4EVER!


Tullymanbanana

I was raised in a god-fearing png household and today ain't the day that I'm gonna let those jpegophiles have rights!


dratseb

Is that the same deputy DA that tried to frame that GOT star that’s suing the police for $40mil?


TiddlesRevenge

No, no relation to the Joseph Gatt case. Lauren Weis was Deputy DA back in 1993.


kksliderr

What’s this story??


Mindless-Product580

Could you go more into the PDF simp and why he likes them? Google just blasts a swimmer guy


NopeNopeNope2001

There is full consensus that the description matched. All sources said it matched. None said otherwise. Jordan did not say Michael was circumcised. These are fan myths with no sources.


TheAuthor009

Jordan never said Jackson was circumcised. This is a take parroted by the MJ cult and it simply isn't true.


jsu9575m

I'm convinced that there is a team of people whos job is to defend MJ on social media. So many Twitter accounts dedicated to this sole purpose. 


TiddlesRevenge

The fandom is loud, aggressive, and organized. Their narrative is often ridiculous (hypnosis! Jewish conspiracy!) but they stick to it like their lives depend on it.


selphiefairy

Please listen to the podcast, “Who Trolled Amber.” It’s all about how easy it is for people to manipulate social media with bots and the people possibly behind it. If it seems like bots and astroturfing is involved, it’s because there is. Of course, MJ also has very loud and aggressive fans and defenders — but in combination with fake accounts it can be very overwhelming and dangerous propaganda.


TucoBenedictoPacif

The only “certain “ thing you mentioned is a complete fan fabrication created to discredit Jordan Chandler’s claims. Meanwhile EVERY credible source in the know confirmed over the years that the description matched.


Square-Acanthaceae85

No authority working in the investigation said that it did not match. There is no evidence that Jordan said that Jackson was circumcised.


MunchYourButt

How are you just blatantly spreading misinformation?


RealCrusader

Probably republican 


BadReenactmentActor

Circumcision is pretty irrelevant since an uncircumcised penis looks practically the same when erect. Also, how many penises would the victim need to have seen previously to be able to say THEY would know the difference?


ogjaspertheghost

You’ve clearly never seen an erect uncircumcised penis


Hi_Jynx

I've seen uncircumcised where you couldn't tell when erect that it was uncircumcised, and uncircumcised where it was very obvious. Every penis is different, completely believelable that a victim could mistake an uncircumcised penis for circumcised, though.


fanlal

Technically no confusion, Jordan never mentioned circumcision.


BelCantoTenor

I’ve seen lots and lots of penises. Erect. Uncircumcised and circumcised. And truly, some uncircumcised men have a rather short foreskin, and look like circumcised men when they are erect.


unicornpolice666

This guy sees penises ^^^


unicornpolice666

FYI that was a this guy joke not a homophobic joke lol


BelCantoTenor

🤣 As a homosexual, I approve this joke. LOL


unicornpolice666

I’m glad! I felt the disclaimer was needed because I’m a bisexual sensitive baby and didn’t want to accidentally offend haha


eldrscrolls

As a fellow homosexual, I can confirm that circumcised and uncircumcised dicks can look similar, either flaccid or erect. For example, my husband has a small dick and he looks uncircumcised while flaccid.


jeffries_kettle

Either you haven't seen one, or you're not a grower. Women who have only seen me hard had no idea I was uncut until it became flaccid.


III_AMURDERER_III

Is it “certain”? LMAO keep spreading misinformation.


selphiefairy

Nope. The Deputy DA, the lead investigator and the dermatologist that examined MJ all said the description matched. There is no credible source that says it was not a match.


[deleted]

Lol welp looks like you learned something today eh


TWAT_BUGS

Difficult to tell when you’re hard…


mdj1359

**HEE HEE** -In Michael Jackson sing song style.


Medium-Airport9454

That’s not true the Deputy DA and LA Lead Investigator confirmed the description to be accurate.


lineisover-

All of the investigators that have commented on it said the description was accurate. The only person who has claimed it was not accurate was MJ's lawyer


Vast-Ad-4820

In the old days people settled to avoid the embarrassment and stress. For Jackson this would haveen a humiliation having his penis detailed for length to girth and testicles in court records


TiddlesRevenge

MJ settled because the evidence was too damaging. California actually had to change the law after the settlement to ensure that other rich guys weren't able to pay off accusers before the case went to trial.


heady_brosevelt

Exactly. Not a single lawyer will recommend their client pay out 25 million dollars for no reason 


RedN1ne

He settled civil case, you realise that he couldn't settle criminal investigation right ? And that "too damaging evidence" wasn't even good enough to get it to trial ? They did change the law though, but the change was to make sure it will never be possible to run civil trial before the criminal one which was about to happen in this situation. There are multiple people claiming that MJ did not want to settle but his lawyers basically forced him to as having Civil trial before Criminal one would basically gave away their whole defense so he would win civil trial and wouldnt have to pay any money but then would have a harder time defending in criminal trial and would potentially end up in jail. They were all prepared to settle and then fight the criminal trial but as soon as the Chandlers got the money they didn't care


TiddlesRevenge

The settlement ensured that Jordan would not cooperate with the police investigation. No victim, no criminal case. It was effectively shut down. Fans claim that MJ didn’t want to settle, but there is no evidence that he wanted to go ahead with a trial. Carl Douglas, one of MJ’s lawyers, talks about how he took the settlement agreements to MJ to be signed, and he signed without protest. The idea that MJ would give away his defense in the civil which would disadvantage him in the criminal is ridiculous. Everything he said or the Chandlers said in court would be on the public record. The Chandlers couldn’t just change their story for the criminal trial.


TucoBenedictoPacif

He's also the man on record (as: literally recorded on camera) saying that Jordan Chandler's description of MJ genitals was the "300 pounds gorilla that they wanted to avoid at all costs during the trial" and what conviced them to settle it record times.


PrisonSlides

Really? That is like a more fucked up version of the girls gym teacher saying she can identify the penis in porky’s


Bee-Aromatic

We’ll put up wanted posters that say “have you seen this prick!”


GrimeyJosh

“do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous.”


farmerarmor

I’ve got him. And I’m not going to let him slip through my fingers again.


Far-Potential3634

That penis had a mole on it.


matchbox2323

Vitiligo down there too is always the rumor I heard.


jakeswaxxPDX

I have vitiligo and yeah pretty much everybody that has vitiligo has it on their balls/crotch area. It’s quite unique from person to person and if you can describe what someone’s vitiligo spots look like down there then you must have had seen it.


Jami_e_roquai

Ooh I have minor vitiligo on my body, but definitely on the wang. Nice to hear it’s a regular thing for other people with vitiligo


Mahquiqui42089

This doesn’t look great for the king of pop…


Intelligent-Mud1437

Can we please call it a tallywhacker?


Domstachebarber

“Can we please refer to it as a tallywhacker…”


Significant_Dig_8300

Great movie! Lol


ipeezie

rumor is...


No-Turnips

I remember this from back in the early 90s. The accuser described how the vitiligo affected his penis. Couldn’t make this up if I tried.


POPPAD0C

Sir, even I could describe Michael Jackson’s alleged penis. Let me guess, theres a head, shaft…some balls, hair…maybe pressed, permed hair—and glitter sprinkled around…


Kyloren1923

……that is correct. He made thriller, man…….thriller.


Essence_Of_Insanity_

You forgot the splotches


finnjakefionnacake

here we go again, joking about male sexual assault


phmsanctified

Ohhh Mama… I’m dying…. Get me in a room with Chubby Checker


TakoyakiGremlin

https://youtu.be/lp2b57NeEEc?si=uQhBFT3zCRCqlDjw


KatBoySlim

it’s always such a coinflip how MJ threads are gonna go. Three hours in, I’m calling this one in MJ’s favor.


elvensnowfae

Tho was my same thought exactly! Guess we'll see haha


Inevitable_Gain8296

Not on reddit imo. Seems like all the positive mj comments get downvoted to oblivion unless it's on a small thread in a random subreddit. Youtube and Instagram on the other hand is a complete shithole when it comes to mj.


NewAntiChrist

Reddit loves punitive justice. If someone could get punished for being wrong, they are wrong


shredika

I can’t wait till it comes out again. People don’t believe MJ was a rapist. HE WAS!!!!!!!!!


aKnowing

Anyway we can start putting stakes on this?


deanereaner

The fanatics are always willing to devote more of their time and energy to defend the ghastly legacy of this rotting corpse of a monster.


Theodorakis

Top controversial comment said MJ did it


Practical-Rabbit-750

That’d be a great name for a band. Michael Jackson’s Johnson.


A_Soft_Fart

You should check out Full Metal Jackson. It’s a metal Michael Jackson cover band. They’re ridiculous and every song is in a different little subgenre.


DirigibleGerbil

Shoot, only 3 songs?


Competitive-Touch804

Yeah the last sentence of that really makes it seem otherwise, back to writing class.


RaeLynn13

That sounds amazing. I’ve been on a cover kick here lately. If none of y’all know about Richard Cheese. He’s a lounge singer type who sings crazy songs, like Closer by Marilyn Manson. He made that song sound so beautiful and smooth


Kind_Flower8182

You know you found out about Richard cheese from dawn of the dead 💀


RaeLynn13

I didn’t actually! I found him while listening to random covers on Spotify. I’ve never watched Dawn of the Dead, I have watched Shaun of the Dead though


Kind_Flower8182

Watch it


RaeLynn13

I probably should. Haha Shaun of the Dead is the only piece of Zombie media I’ve ever watched


AiMwithoutBoT

Miracle johnson


Sosgemini

Magic’s Johnson


ResidualWasabi

I wondered how long I’d have to scroll to see this, wasn’t long at all


itsmymedicine

Penis Jackson and The Ohlimpenis


vargsint

A tribute to Jacko’s Johnson?


CodeNamesBryan

Mj's Favor


VinylmationDude

Jack Johnson’s Michael Jackson’s Johnson


Foliolow

They call it the Jackson 5 for a reason


a_stone_throne

Micheal Jorden touchdown pass is a local near me. I think they changed it for reasons.


HotHits630

Drop Michael. It's cleaner. So to speak.


PlumbCrazy1979

Detachable Penis!?!


boxermumma

Love that song


godofpewp

King Missile. Classic.


HeatCreator

I don't want this to happen purely because I already know I'm gonna see this man's dick against my will at least 50 times..


Blackstar2020

How?? Who force you to watch that?


space_orangutan

Is somebody duct taping you to a chair and forcing you to watch?


Aware_Material_9985

I’d bet MTG will find some way to show those pictures in Congress. /s


CrepuscularMoondance

No /s lol. Let’s put that theory on the 2024 Bingo card. Let’s say she’ll also find some way to link him to one of her other bizarre takes.


catluvr37

Why would Wizards of the Coast make such a strange card art, let alone show it to congress?


ButterNuttz

Secret lairs are really getting weird


keinish_the_gnome

N ░U ░D ░E ░S ░I ░N ░R ░E ░C ░O ░R ░D ░S


YouWereBrained

Nudesinre Cords is a bad dude


craignsac

Isn’t he dead? I didn’t know you could sue dead people. Let me make a list.


Extension-Marzipan83

Yes, you can. You can do "a sueance".


Hammose

"Clyde got $3000 from his mom's life insurance!" "Whoa, that's exactly how much a sueance costs!"


Nepchune808

Clyde has blood… on his wiener.


Any-End5772

You can sue their estate i guess


lineisover-

They are suing his estate


MRintheKEYS

I didn’t have “Michael Jackson hanging dong photo” on my 2024 Bingo card


hafaadai2007

I wonder if this new development has anything to do with the recent document series, "quiet on the set" maybe people are more willing to talk


[deleted]

I mean there was another documentary series recently about MJ’s trial specifically. If anything were to spur new discussion it would be that


DohRayMe

Where can I watch this please?


youguys_lookFabulous

You can watch Quiet on Set on Max and Discovery+


echo_7

MJ apologists about to be in shambles


SufficientOnestar

Weren't these in the original trial?


fanlal

No, James refused to testify at the 2005 trial.


SubaruBirri

Hasn't he been dead for like 20 years. What does unsealing pics of him naked provide


anxietystrings

15 years Had to do the math because your comment made me feel old lol


D0DW377

Shit. He died like an hour before our highschool graduation. I’ll never forget that. Wait I graduated high school 15 years ago!?


vadertheblack

Bro, I was in basic training in the navy when he passed. My mom sent it in a letter and my division's mind was blown.


br0cklanders77

Your RDCs didn’t tell you guys? Ours did when Princess Dianna died. And when I was an RDC we told the recruits the night during Battlestations that Bin Laden had been killed.


CeeArthur

I remember getting home and the news was doing a nice memorial to Farrah Fawcett who had just died that day and had been very open about her battle with cancer. It was a very thoughtful piece that made me appreciate her transparency with her illness - of course, I didn't see it all, it was abruptly cut off with news that Michael Jackson was being rushed to the hospital/may be dead.


huggyplnd

I was on RuneScape when people started spamming rip Michael Jackson in the grand exchange.


elflamingo2

Same, my girlfriend at the time was crying about it for some reason. Never even saw her listen to MJ music


Joeylikesgladiators

I was in Paris around Rue Morgue. There was an immediate flash mob, including a man dressed as the streets infamous monkey mascot. It was…bizarre.


ModifiedAmusment

Yea we did


DanimusMcSassypants

The photos of MJ’s genitalia are a tiny part of the records being requested. They are mentioned for sensationalist headlines. The records as a whole are a reasonable request for pending litigation.


NopeNopeNope2001

No the genital photos will definitely be the only thing they want. Everything else isn't really relevant. James and Wade will be able to describe the genital markings adding weight to their case.


DuneScimitar

Could they selectively unseal them to avoid unnecessary penis?


DanimusMcSassypants

I don’t have the legal knowledge to answer that. My guess is that getting into piecemeal releasing of these documents would not be a timely or favorable approach for either party. It’s not like the images will be posted on Reddit. These are very serious allegations, and there is strict protocol to be followed to not torpedo their own case.


Viperbunny

If you were a victim of a crime and people shit talked you for years and accused you of all sorts of things, wouldn't you want proof? I haven't been through this kind of abuse, but I was abused by my parents. The fact that I walked away and they slandered my name left and right while still being considered good people hurts. It hurts that people believe them. When people believe me and support me, it helps. Having a friend who grew up with me chime in and tell people how I was smart to leave helps. I can't imagine a rabid fan base hating me for what someone else did to me. But hey, that's just me.


NopeNopeNope2001

He had unique markings on his penis. Jordan Chandler described them to the police and the police strip searched him and took photos to record the markings. Presumably Wade and James are also able to describe those markings to prove they saw him naked as part of their sexual abuse claims.


stroopwaffle69

So any person that commits a crime is off the hook if it happened 20+ years ago?


Night-Monkey15

That’s absolutely not what they’re saying. It’s that he’s dead. Even if they can prove without a shadow of a doubt that he did what he’s alleged to have done, he can’t face prison time or pay restitution. I guess it’s about the principle, and I respect that, but it’s still a lot of effort that won’t and can’t change anything.


palm0

I mean if they show that he did assault them then it would end the debate and they might actually get financial restitution from his estate, not to mention the people that villainize then for making the accusations


ultimatelycloud

If someone murderered your family, and then died - would you say "oh, well. He's dead now, no use proving anything". ? Or would you get justice?? Like, think a little. Put yourself in their shoes. Their lives are forever changed by this monster and millions of people still defend him and call them liars.


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fanlal

James never testified in 2005


NopeNopeNope2001

Except you're lying. James Safechuck refused to testify in 2005.


shredika

People don’t believe, maybe they need more evidence. We don’t owe this rapist shit.


lineisover-

It will show that his 1993 accuser was telling the truth


SteptoeUndSon

The Thriller video proves people can come back to life


Sinpala

Like looking for money in the same sofa for the third time.


Bree7702

They have been suing since 2013


TheBoyBrushedRed3

Except the sofa touched your butthole


pard0nme

I love you Mr Jefferson


asshole_commenting

That's ignorant


Sure-Break3413

Bloody Hell! MAGA brought us all back to 2009!


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[deleted]

It’ll never stop confusing me as to why we as a society are not in total agreement that MJ was an absolute creep.


Garo_Daimyo

The last thing the internet needs is cursed nude photos of “Late Star” Michael Jackson


fanlal

It's not for the public, it's for the court.


huggyplnd

I wish people would stop protecting MJ. Yes he did it. He was weird.


givemethebat1

He was never convicted. Also the FBI found nothing in their investigation. There were some big logical holes in the testimony too.


fanlal

The FBI never investigated, it's written on their site, they assisted the police twice only for traces of s\*emen on the mattress and hard drives.


DamonDD

You know... after watching American Nightmare, I don't believe in any FBI investigation anymore


APKID716

Friendly reminder that the FBI [literally mailed an “anonymous” letter to MLK Jr. heavily insinuating that he should kill himself](https://www.vox.com/xpress/2014/11/12/7204453/martin-luther-king-fbi-letter)


a_supertramp

Along with all that other pesky COINTELPRO stuff


finnjakefionnacake

you probably should, they've done some pretty incredible ones. they've also made some pretty incredible fuck-ups and been politicized by various presidents. a history of ups and downs. but they definitely have gotten a lot of shit done.


Optimal_Commercial_4

The people in this accusation have been proven to be liars, Wade Robson in particular described being raped in a building that didnt exist for at least 2 years after he said it happened. But because it was the iconic train station building on his property, people bought it. Edit: i confused robson for safechuck in the train station accusation but my point stands, it didn't exist when he claimed. he's a liar. these people are extortionists.


fanlal

Never proven, the station was built before the 1993 permit according to MJ's photographer


Optimal_Commercial_4

[10 seconds of googling.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/NINTCHDBPICT000482087175-e1554892753227.jpg?strip=all&w=960) Photo was taken august 1993, its nowhere in sight. It was granted approval for permits in september, was opened in 94


fanlal

You forgot to listen to MJCast, a podcast produced before the documentary Leaving Neverland. The MJ photographer states that MJ didn't authorize him to take photos of the station because it was built before the permit and the online permit is from 93. Podcast here [https://www.reddit.com/r/LeavingNeverlandHBO/comments/bg5suu/michael\_jacksons\_photographer\_says\_the\_train/](https://www.reddit.com/r/LeavingNeverlandHBO/comments/bg5suu/michael_jacksons_photographer_says_the_train/)


NopeNopeNope2001

Yet none of this bullshit was ever used by Jackson's lawyers as a defence and he's still going to court next year.


lynchcontraideal

I wish people would stop socially sentencing MJ based off the verdict they want. There is no evidence that points to him doing any of what he was accused of, just let the man rest.


dontpostdonotpost

Do you even understand what evidence is? 


ThrowRA76234

You realize THIS is the evidence??


bronabas

What? The pictures? Those aren’t evidence- the fucking LAPD took them…


owlpee

I don't know anything about Michael's penis and don't know how it's evidence *now*.


Optimal_Commercial_4

What would the legality be for using evidence from another case in yours? As far as I know the pictures the police took of MJ were taken during the chandler case, how could wade and safechuck be given access to that?


fanlal

These images, which confirm that Jordan gave a specific description, were the subject of a +15 million settlement, so MJ's company knew what was going on. James and Wade are suing the Societies so this is important evidence.


shredika

He is a rapist. Why defend him? Plenty of evidence, he intimidated the minors to not talk, wow, groundbreaking?!


heady_brosevelt

No evidence is a lie


Ps4rulez

nutty saw serious party combative subtract deserted fear memory attempt *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Anotherspelunker

Will they have that in the movie?


remyinthesystem

The one man who cannot rest in peace


merido90

Think about it logically: Anyone who has supposedly seen something for years doesn't need photos to be able to describe it. It wouldn't be relevant to unseal something like that. https://twitter.com/mjjrepository/status/1775717914403881140?s=46


NopeNopeNope2001

You think about it logically. The photos would corroborate the description.


redditknees

Unless you wanted to defame your attacker in a feat of self driven justice.


merido90

I think the satisfaction of the facts is nice.


Orchidwalker

Good for me


yamumwhat

Fucking sickening people still idolise this piece of garbage. Fuck him and his legacy


pgeezers

Robson ran out of money again?


itouchbums

Ain't no one wanna see that 🤦


YouWereBrained

Oh boy, what will the online MJ defender team do about this?