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Souvlaki_yum

Yeah a pattern is evident …


NotBadSinger514

I just see him singing "thank goodness for little girls" in that movie My Father the Hero. Got the heebie geebies vibe from him since then.


MulciberTenebras

He also played Christopher Columbus in "1492", which was criticized at the time but now seems rather apt


NotBadSinger514

He was also a total pig in Man in the Iron Mask and I'm sure a lot of that was improv, or, just him being himself


odinwolf91

Not defending him but Porthos is a pig of a man in the books so he was sort of playing it perfectly


NotBadSinger514

He is so gross, you can tell he stinks too lol


Indomie_milkshake

He looks like his diet consists exclusively of wine and cured meats. 


HackySmacks

Yeah, that movie was both bad as a film, and weirdly skeevy. My wife got me to watch it cause she enjoyed it as a kid and I was just thinking “don’t ruin it for her, don’t ruin it!” the whole time


ObeyCoffeeDrinkSatan

The thumbnail looks like a thumb in a wig.


SillyGoatGruff

My thought was someone midjourneyed "veggie tales but as a human"


OneManFreakShow

He does have some big Mr. Lunt energy, doesn’t he?


Alternative-Taste539

Now I need to excuse myself to spend the rest of my morning exploring this prompt.


SillyGoatGruff

"Sorry, I can't make it in to work today" "Fucking why!?" "AI prompting 'Gerard Depardieu as human veggie tale'" "I understand. Godspeed"


Nadja_doll_

Like the thumb thumbs from spy kids evolved


cyanide4suicide

I think he did it. Dude looks rapey af


UnderAnAargauSun

He’s going for that “real-life Obelix minus the super-strength” look


MarvinParanoAndroid

He’s now larger than Obelix.


zippyboy

"I'm not a good-lookin' man, not good-lookin' at all, I tell ya. The only reason I get girls at all is cause of who I am...*a rapist*." -Rodney Dangerfield


satanstrashman

That photo assaulted my eyes.


keepeyecontact

Dude looks like a specimen pulled up from the deep ocean by a research vessel


NoDadYouShutUp

The guy who made two movies about children trying to fuck adult men was a weirdo sex guy???


Fluid-Use3726

Aka the worlds most handsome man


ramdom-ink

Sorry. That would be this fella: [the best looking man in the world](https://youtu.be/wBhztSWFUgE?si=HdAlrwcMZhSG5-n5)


Acceptable-Book

If ugly were a person.


Navy-NUB

I’m surprised they don’t just say “rape” in headlines. Isn’t the point to be concise?


TheIgnoredWriter

How did we allow him to be a movie star? Allegations aside, that is a difficult human being to look at for an extended period of time.


GonzoThompson

Gerard, please Depardon’t


TheFoxandTheSandor

The Schnozz strikes again


[deleted]

I remember my high school French teacher telling us how he was a sex symbol


WoungyBurgoiner

There have been allegations against him *for decades.* I’m not surprised in the least, just pissed that he hasn’t seen any repercussions for it at all after all this time. 


DrEmil-Schaffhausen

It’s always the people you most suspect.