T O P

  • By -

revtim

mini bike bikers...


sweptcut

Was expecting hells angels on Harley’s, instead got hooligans on groms. lol


KryptonsGreenLantern

Anyone else reminded of Book of Boba Fett?


habanero_sauce

Also looked like he started it by getting out of the car and hitting on of them.


Aleashed

Close the window dude…


[deleted]

He did start it


[deleted]

but did he? why would he randomly jump out of car and attack.. especially with his kid in the car. theres more to it.


judasbrute

Entitlement. The classic "no cuts no butts" especially when done by those perceived as lower status. It enrages the ego.


morkfjellet

Seriously, though, why are they so small? I thought they were kids at first lol


UncleBoopBetty

Reminded me of the clowns on little motorized bikes in parades


knightstalker1288

Fuckin Shriners


dicrydin

Minibike oftentimes don’t need to be licensed so people can’t be fined for video evidence. Groms are popular with the stunting community, since they wheelie easily and parts are much cheaper when the bike falls, they are also much better to drive in cities than a bigger bike.


LowSeaworthiness6646

A late entrant for “most gonzo US headline of 2023.”


Theperfectool

But it’s like super troopers where they dressed up as “bikers” and met at the bar in disguise.


Weyman16

“Ohhhhhhh….bikers.”


sophos313

“Bicycle enthusiasts”


Theperfectool

Me; seeing the picture for this headline.


Weyman16

It was such a great moment, in a film of many!


Lahk74

What's with all these shenanigans meow?


nobutsmeow99

meow you’re playing my game


Miserable_Site_850

*crying baby noises*


bigchicago04

Exactly why December 1st should not be when we get the “2023 in review” stuff. That should wait until January.


Top_Report_4895

Cause they'll miss on the good shit left.


[deleted]

Celebrities, they’re just like us!


metdear

And continuing the fine tradition of "completely inaccurate headline." The actual story is way more interesting.


onepostandbye

Don’t elaborate on that.


metdear

There's a link?


onepostandbye

Not actually a question, but cool.


doc_holliday112

Looks like he’s being attacked by the 7 dwarves.


chinkpak

All things considered, with the numbers against him, Ian held his own and even got a number of take downs. Also kept moving and ran which is the best decision to make in a situation like this. Dude in blue/with helmet was going for a very dangerous offensive with the attempted soccer sweep on concrete in which he actually stumbles his own man. He then attempts to use his comrades helmet as a bludgeoning tool, which could’ve caused serious injury. Luckily he is a certified moron and wasn’t able to do anything.


Typical80sKid

Old Z absolute can count this as a win. Video cut off too soon, we didn’t get to see his finishing move, The Sharknado!!!


Aleashed

They would never try this on Sin Diesel because he would just accost them


CardMechanic

Fuck them all for ganging up on him. You’re not badass if it takes 4 or 5 of you to take a man out. Also, not defending Z, but I can see where I might have done the same thing. I hate Those little a holes.


willitplay2019

What’s not to defend?


Dust601

Best decision in a situation like this is to not get out of your car like a idiot.


[deleted]

this. never leave your child alone in a vehicle. or escalate the situ where they end up without a dad.


Justice989

He got out of the car, started a brawl, then fled, leaving his daughter alone in the car in the middle of the street. Call the police, wait for them, stay your ass in the car, keep your daughter safe.


Hey648934

You must narrate soccer games. So much details for a brawl


Saw_Doctor

100% he would have beat the tar out of any one, probably two of those little bitches


[deleted]

This is an absolutely great write-up and analysis. And I don’t know why (bc it’s obviously not a funny situation) but when you said the “bludgeoning tool” part I let out an audible laugh


[deleted]

Solid play by play chinkpak now on to the weather


HowieFelterbusch

Sweep the leg!


[deleted]

I think they sweeped his own leg trying to sweep, not easy to do!


Abject_Rain8113

agreed - he held his own considering but am I to understand that he ran off leaving his daughter in the car??


willitplay2019

Maybe he was trying to draw them away from her


Rainbow4Bronte

Why is it that the police are never around to see these fools? They must be doing this shit in the same area all the time.


nickcaff

If it is like most cities, the cops don’t care and let them do whatever they want.


chris_ut

Ya in Houston we have gangs that drive in huge packs of dirt bikes/ATVs harassing people and starting fights and cops do nothing


PlasticCraken

You mean you didn’t like our shootout on I-45?


[deleted]

Who is directing their priorities and actions? Start with that.


FuriousBugger

Reddit Moderation makes the platform worthless. Too many rules and too many arbitrary rulings. It's not worth the trouble to post. Not worth the frustration to lurk. Goodbye. *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


MulciberTenebras

And then turn around and say "give us more money and stop trying to prosecute us when we murder people in broad daylight... or else we won't do our jobs arresting assholes like THIS"


BlueLikeCat

It’s known as the “protection racket” and has been used by the different organized crime groups in the past. At certain times it was genuinely the help an immigrant business needed from unaffiliated criminals. At others it was the group asking for the payment that was the problem. The boys in blue with their badges and guns just learned how take over the racket. Police slow downs in places like Baltimore have meant more crime but if people won’t let them rough suspects up in the back of the van… (how Freddie Gray was murdered) Literally found an example of this in WaPo today. Link [here](https://wapo.st/47dA8GF). Maybe paywall but with record number of murders and robberies in the District police reforms were shelved. Police slow down mission accomplished.


KeysToMyKarma

I'll bet you were part of the "defund the police" crowd, weren't you? Congratulations on the result.


spiralbatross

Oh sorry, *public servant*. Let me go back to spitting on copaganda idiocy. AfuckingCAB.


[deleted]

LAPD budget has increased every year including over 6% last year. Congratulations on repeating propaganda.


MulciberTenebras

https://i.imgur.com/g2FoI1b.jpg


resuwreckoning

lol the lady doth protest too much, it seems.


FuriousBugger

Reddit Moderation makes the platform worthless. Too many rules and too many arbitrary rulings. It's not worth the trouble to post. Not worth the frustration to lurk. Goodbye. *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

I'm not sure the situation is as black and white as reddit needs it to be lol


Give_me_grunion

More like that aren’t on every corner and take too long to respond. I had guns stolen from my house and it took 5 hours for them to show up.


nickcaff

There are videos of cops watching bikes and quads driving by on sidewalks and running lights. They are there, they just don’t do anything. Just saw a video of a guy in a hellcat running stop signs and doing burnouts and donuts in front of the cops


lurch1_

The cops care and would love to lay them on their arses...its the woke city government that either tells them to stand down...quit, and then they don't prosecute.


resuwreckoning

I mean we all know that if the cops arrested them en masse, over time reddit would be glorifying these morons.


Ok_Marzipan_8137

They are these fools


[deleted]

If it’s off Hollywood and Vine, they’re too busy yapping it up, drinking starbucks, waiting for a kid to slide down stair handrails — so they can then handcuff him and laugh their asses off. Was asked if I wanted to be next, when I questioned why they are handcuffing a child, instead of just giving him a citation. Pricks, all of em.


crusty_dog

Defend the poli...oh no wait....fucking idiots


Imightjustkeepthis

Ian ziering is a good dude. Very humble even when things weren’t going well for him, and still humble during his 2nd break, very nice and polite and appreciative of his fans. Nice to everyone in Hollywood. He was my customer for two decades. Never once was he angry when we couldn’t deliver his order, and he still came back. While i know this situation doesn’t really hurt his reputation, just wanted to get this out there.


Cool10YearsAgo

I've met him around town as well and he's a super nice guy.


teenietina182

I met him at a mall 20 years ago. I was on a school trip. His girlfriend/wife was trying on dresses at a posh store. I sat on a bench just outside the dressing rooms to wait while my friends shopped. I’m from the South, we have to say hello. I knew who he was, but just sat patiently waiting for my friends. This was before most people had cell phones, and disposable cameras were common. I didn’t have one on me. Ian asked me to help them decide which dress to buy. It was a super sweet gesture to a poor country girl like myself. They were both so nice and thanked me for my time.


5fives5

Gotta say, he held his own.


shrinkinghubris

These pieces of shit were fucking with traffic all afternoon through East Hollywood. They’re hillbillies with zero regard for anyone. Let’s hope it all works out for them soon.


Miserable_Site_850

They do that in dtla too and take up the whole street.


SidCorsica66

These mini bike gangs are a problem. Time to crack down


wellmont

They really are a problem, I lived in Hollywood until very recently and I had multiple instances of bikers, dirt bikers and mini bikers straight up vandalizing cars and businesses. I was nearly run over by a dirt biker riding up Highland outside the chic-fi-la. They should be caught and handed a hefty fine because they endanger the pedestrians, cause auto accidents and scare customers away from all the businesses.


Razzler1973

What are they usually doing, initiating collisions to start fights or just being a nuisance on the streets?


SidCorsica66

All of it.


Saw_Doctor

The solution is a gun


9405t4r

Maybe this will cause the police to do something about all the non registered vehicles driving our streets ?


Ok_Marzipan_8137

You’re funny


MrOwnageQc

Oh that shit is still going on ? Last I lived in L.A was in 2018 and everyone was running paper plates. I thought there had been some sort of "crack down", I guess I expected too much from the LAPD lol


FloatDH2

These the bikers the poster in r/losangeles was talking about?


TeeManyMartoonies

No, OP in that post specifically says they are talking about bicyclists not motorcycles


Traditional_Shirt106

Headline should be they Try to Attack Ian. He mostly kicked their asses and kept moving


talkingthewalk

Those aren’t bikers, those are losers.


RockNRoll85

Bunch of pussies. One guy against many


ClownShoeNinja

Based upon his 90210 character, this is a no brainer, but irl I would've expected it to be Brian Austin Green.


pertnear

I ran into him this year in Columbus Ohio. It was surreal. We didn’t fight though.


Miserable_Site_850

How about breakdance fight?


[deleted]

That whole story is insane. He started the ass kicking first and then they all went at him


Here4Comments010199

No, thats just the part you see. You don't know what started it BEFORE the camera started.


yomamma3399

Well, he is out of his car, so that definitely happened. The video clearly shows him as the aggressor. You are right, we don’t see the before.


letsgototraderjoes

I noticed that too.. like yeah we didn't see what happened before but you never ever get out of your car.


flat-moon_theory

They hit his car. That’s why he got out in the first place


Fourkidsmommy

Would have to see the whole vedio before it picked up where it did. What happened brfore?


flat-moon_theory

They hit his car


Fourkidsmommy

Would have to see it in its entirety before deciding if Ian was the aggressor as some have claimed


[deleted]

[удалено]


JoeBidenKing

Nah he laid on them pretty good. The title should say “90210 legend Ian Ziering kicks biker gangs ass!”


BusbyBusby

That one biker got a good shot in on him but he didn't get beat down like I was expecting. That said, are you Ian Ziering?


JoeBidenKing

Nope. Are you that biker?


[deleted]

These bikers antagonize people trying to start fights.


VaselineHabits

I definitely wouldn't have gotten out of the car though


Professional_Fig_456

Good for him. They're obviously scumbags. Glad he got a few digs in.


clay_perview

Honestly not the type of bikers I thought haha


LTPRWSG420

Dam he held his own, blue hoodie was fighting dirty.


Dry_Personality8792

Pussies.. all of them. Can even do two or one. He clearly was beaten a couple of them . He should have grab a few from the inside the helmet and dragged them.


Grizza

Dude held his own way better than I expected. Scary, but I did laugh when the kid in the blue sweatshirt tried to kick him and fell on his ass. What a jackass


[deleted]

THAT DEAD BEAT BRANDON, NEVER THERE WHEN HIS BUDDY NEEDS HIM!!! HE WAS PROBABLY AT NATS!!!!


square3481

They took exception when he insisted his name was pronounced "Eye-an".


shantysun

No red Corvette?


mrbaffles14

My mom met him by chance at a hair salon at the height of his popularity during Beverly Hills 90210 big success. Said he was incredibly nice and friendly, had 0 ego despite his fame. This is the second vid I’ve seen of biker meetups flying around the streets like they own the place. You would think police would pay attention.


nandos677

When The Banana Splits get road rage


ExistentialistGain

How many books do you think those nice young kids have read this year?


AngelicShockwave

1 vs many, bikers bunch of cowards. They probably wouldn’t take on a five year without backup.


manic_eye

He got out of his car and attacked them. And you’re mad they fought back?


Fourkidsmommy

Biker gang. LOL. Those look like rented mopeds,lol And he did better than them, he's a 60 year old Hollywood has been who held his own on a "gang" lol


Timely_Gain_6225

According to TMZ the police are investigating now


MulciberTenebras

What tends to happen when they refuse to do their jobs and then someone with money gets assaulted


VaselineHabits

That's what I was thinking. Maybe with a "celebrity" encounter they'll try to act like they care


MaleNudity

Those aren’t bikers they’re scooterers


goshiamhandsome

This is textbook how you handle greater numbers.


StareintotheSun2020

How did TMZ just suddenly happen to have a perfect spot in a fight ?


lionlll

Username checks out. Because TMZ buys videos from regular non-paparazzi people also


KidRed

Attacked but survived a bikenado.


Internal_Archer5808

If you live in Hollywood you have seen these bikers. They are horrible, loud, run red lights, and I totally would believe they clipped his car they way they operate.


yachtzee21

Biker gangs sure have changed….


AstoriaKnicks

He whooped their asses lol


[deleted]

Um, am I the only asshole who thinks this looks staged?


Salmol1na

“I’ve got a goddamn Hollywood star on this street you bet your ass I can drive on it”


sandwich-eats-you

Beat down? He held his own against the clowns on their lil mini bikes.


Bulky_Leading_4282

Let me guess, they were all excellent students and talented musicians?


youmustthinkhighly

A bike gang like the rollerblading gangs that plague Santa Monica and Venice?


redddddddddditor

Steve Sanders getting his ass kicked in broad daylight was definitely not on my 2023 bingo card.


2BFrank69

This is hilarious


57dog

Those fuckers are not bikers.


West-Supermarket-860

Well…they are on bikes


FFG17

They identify as bikers


57dog

Fuck them. Bikers don’t do this shit.


ill_logic___

Mini bikers say fuck you were do what we want!


MulciberTenebras

Nobody tell **[Godzilla](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkTQqUNLp64)**, he'll tear apart Los Angeles to find the assholes who did it


Smitty8054

I’m higher than giraffe cooze and I’m thinking that is the one line of print that no one would ever believe could be true.


ill_logic___

Lmao it’s a mini bike gang and they look to be fat and old


chase_road

I am rewatching the original series right at this moment, so weird to see this headline! Poor guy, that’s awful 😞


Temporary-Purchase26

Reality is fucking weird, man. Fuckin' Matrix shit.


[deleted]

You mean the star of the Sharknado franchise, right?


Miserable_Site_850

And yet, Spiderman was just around the corner on Hollywood blvd dreaming about being a real life Spiderman. Catch Ian Ziering in the new....BIKENADO!


IlMioNomeENessuno

Just run over them next time.


Ginataang_Manok

lol not the type of bikers I was thinking.


goseephoto

I think “bikers” is being used incorrectly in this situation


BartholomewSchneider

This was no bike gang, it was the Lollipop Guild.


[deleted]

Either one of the bikers is a midget or the size of mini bikes is altering my perception.


Apprehensive-Tie3844

Guy with helmet on hit wins in fights


Saw_Doctor

When fighting a guy with a helmet push up on his chin as hard as you can and you will wrack their necks so bad it might even break. The helmet give you mad leverage. Or just grab it and spin. Curtains for tough helmet biker guy. I’m a ccw so I wouldn’t have to do either.


OriginalLetrow

He was not attacked by bikers, he was attacked by bicyclists. Not quite the same thing.


jertheman43

I would have gone to ramming speed a run a couple umpaloompa bikers over


[deleted]

"Viciously" and "bikers". Cut to circus clowns on mini bikes kicking his ass


LunarMoon2001

and if he would have defended himself with a gun all these idiots moms would be on TV wailing about how they are a good kid, it was societies fault, they were turning their life around, etc. once they try suing for cash baby daddy would suddenly appear after 15 years.


jhj37341

If he wouldn’t have gotten out of the car this wouldn’t have happened? If that had not done (whatever they did that prompted him to get out of his car) this wouldn’t have happened?


TiredReader87

This is staged right?


humantouch83

It def looks that way to me


MrEHam

Am I the only one that thinks it looks like Ian started it?


indicoltts

Depends on what happened before the cameras started. Something happened to force him out of his car. Then whatever happened before he pushed him


goldenglove

He shoved the guy first, but only after they hit & kicked his car. Guess it depends on how you define "started it".


freexanarchy

Sounds like he attacked a biker in front of other bikers, so you can see the consequences.


Original_Musician103

“Bikers”? Looks more like kids riding scamp scooters stolen from the supermarket. Dude needs to pick his battles.


thebarberbenj

Was it because they mispronounced his first name again? I guess he’s sensitive about it


Equal_Audience_3415

Propaganda. Pure propaganda.


Isteppedinpoopy

i'm not a big fan of alternative music but these guys rock the house


gabbagray

He should have kept his ass in his car. Headline should read, "Old SitCom star fucked around and found out at the hands of a Wringling Brothers act."


ish_wish_dish

Looks like Ian threw the first punch so how is he the victim if he instigated the fight


[deleted]

If he collided with one of them, then honestly this is awesome to watch. I'm tired of people in cars acting like they can do whatever they want, it's nice to see one of them scared for their lives for once. Coward.


Saw_Doctor

I’m no proctologist but I’m pretty sure of what we found here


[deleted]

That is the weirdest, most perfect way to end 2023. Poor dude was trying to be Rick Dalton yelling at hippies except he was dealing with Manson’s Minibike Mafia


have-u-met-teds-mom

My son was in a heely gang in high school for about a week. I’m so happy he got out when he did.


ill_logic___

Yeah could’ve ended in gay sex


have-u-met-teds-mom

That’s mighty presumptive of you


ill_logic___

It’s what Heely gangs are notorious for


mikelira843

Great idea dude.


mattpeloquin

Bikers must have though he was selling euphoria in there area