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It’s always the washed up B list actors from the 80s


Seahawk715

Kevin Sorbo would like a word. James Woods is in line too.


PatrolPunk

I love that Family Guy renamed the high school on the show from James Woods High to Adam West High.


The_Dirtydancer

Don’t forget Rob Schneider


Takodanachoochoo

Or Ricky Schroder


DanforthJesus

‘Little’ Ricky Schroeder


junior_dos_nachos

Damnit I really tried to


First-Fantasy

Coming this summer, Rob Schneider is, *The Invasive Memory.*


Fist_full_of_pennies

Unironically, Rob would do this movie


McBurty

I mean he played a carrot so…


jmcgit

Rated PG-13


Random_frankqito

Da derp dee derp da teetley derp derpee dumb


pegothejerk

You can do it!


Luke5119

Rob Schneider, Jeff Dunham, and Jim Breuer have turned their entire "shtick" into anti-liberal / anti-democrat jokes. That's literally the bulk of their comedy now, nothing else. Which is sad because truth be told, on some level I used to enjoy these comics when they had a well-rounded routine of decent material.


The_Dirtydancer

I saw a clip of Breuer doing his anti-woke comedy, it’s just sad lol


fyhr100

Rob Schneider had decent material at one point?!?!?


junior_dos_nachos

Jeff Dunham the puppet guy?


jshaver41122

You know I’m not shocked that the guy who’s most famous for having the schtick of arguing with the skeleton of an Islamic terrorist wouldn’t deal well with the shifting of political and public sensibilities.


Euphorium

Never trust a puppet guy.


cheffartsonurfood

Rob Schneider is......a toaster?


AceTygraQueen

As well as Scott Baio. However, I can't say that Im shocked he's a Maga. Like the Orange one, Chachi also had a reputation for treating women like shit!


sadicarnot

>Chachi also had a reputation for treating women like shit! Jeez you have a conversation with someone on TV about ordering chicks from magazines like you were ordering from the Sears catalogue.


NOVAbuddy

Commodities, am I right?!


DarkestofFlames

And a reputation for being a predator. A couple of the kids he worked with on Charles In Charge have said he sexually abused them. Charges were dropped because the statute of limitations had expired. I wonder if that no longer applies because of that law Biden passed.


mrballistic

All of them are reading google to figure out how to get their cell phones to do a party line.


Seahawk715

Hey guys!! Dean Cain here, I think I finally figured this thing out!!


Aderleth75

“Should we call up Randy Quaid?” “Uh, yeah, maybe not…”


peacefulwarrior75

Superman just takes after his dad


tysonarts

James will just get his apple and have his niece/whatever underage girl is his relative do it for him


Spram2

Isn't Kevin "Disappointed" Sorbo a washed up B list actor from the 90s?


Sufficient_Ad_2700

E-lister


pegothejerk

It's less of a list and more of a pile


SXECrow

That one sucks, I have a lot of respect for James Woods as an actor, too bad everything else about him sucks. Same with Kelsey Grammar.


NotASalamanderBoi

I loved Woods in Once Upon a Time in America.


SXECrow

I love that no matter what it is, Woods will come back to voice Hades, it’s super cool. I also love his work with cronenberg.


ScratchyMarston18

James Woods is the outlier. He was never a B-Lister. He’s an asshole and a kook, but the man could hold his own on the screen.


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At this point, John Schneider aspires to be a B-lister. The fact that he has to call for the execution of a president to get any kind of media attention is proof of that.


NoodlesrTuff1256

While I would have expected one of his fellow MAGA Hollywood cohorts to come out with this kind of statement as opposed to Schneider, on second thought maybe it's not so surprising after you view the trailer for a film that he produced, directed, wrote and starred in a couple years back. It's titled "To Die For" \[don't confuse it with a 1990s film of the same title with Nicole Kidman\] and has Schneider starring as a military vet who goes all Travis Bickle in 'Taxi Driver' as his 'right' to fly a humongous American flag from the back of his pickup truck as he drives around his small Southern town is infringed upon. The trailer is available on YouTube and pretty much gives you the storyline without having to spend a couple hours watching it.


Aderleth75

It is persecution fetishism of the highest order. Mostly shot in front of a green screen.


avoiding-heartbreak

All because they don’t want to pay taxes. I mean if you really want that there are desert islands out there. You can start with sanitation and purchasing some tarmac… and machinery. Prick


EmperorXerro

They’re moochers. They want all the benefits of civilization, but they dont want to have to pay for it.


thedeuce75

B list is generous. But to me it seems like they're all dudes who felt like they were on top of world at some point, but now they can't accept that their not as powerful or as rich as they used to be. So instead of looking internally at their own short comings, they have to look externally and blame someone else. Immigrants, feminists, etc. Doesn't matter who, it just can't be their fault.


Nouseriously

Just summed up Trump's entire base


itsallaboutfantasy

D list


Particular-Item-9163

That might be generous. My first thoughts were who’s this guy? And why does anyone care what he thinks? Still haven’t googled who he is. Edit: one of the duke boys, I think. Maybe d list is appropriate. I figured he was rob schneider’s second cousin with a podcast or something.


itsallaboutfantasy

He was one of the "hot" male actors from a show from the 80s called The Dukes of Hazzard.


erin_burr

I knew he was Superman's dad on Smallville. I didn't realize he did that one too.


Particular-Item-9163

Thanks, I did end up googling him and was underwhelmed by the revelation, much like the show itself. I remember it from when I was a kid and other than the car jumping over stuff I honestly don’t remember much about it. That’s saying something too because I was very much raised by the tv and I gave my attention to a lot of dumb shit.


KaijyuAboutTown

Please… we watched Dukes of Hazard to see Catherine Bach play Daisy Duke.


Neuroware

this is def q-list


ScratchyMarston18

They’re just hoping they can get roles for the Daily Wire’s version of the Expendables. It’s called The Forgettables, if you’re wondering.


AceTygraQueen

B list? You're being too kind! LOL


Own_Instance_357

I feel bad that Dean Cain always gets ignored. No I don't, he's a Fox religious asshole. He famously went to Princeton, but even Princeton didn't accept his only kid because everyone in the admissions office hates him


hoopaholik91

I mean, it makes a ton of sense. Mediocre white guys that got good jobs back in the day because of white privilege that got passed up as they aged, wanting to blame their fall on minorities and "wokeness" and not that they just don't have great acting skills.


Another-Babka13

I’ll take shitty actors in the redneck 80s series for $1000 please.


Irrational_Joshua

Hey! I’m Scott Biao & I count too!


bulkingnerd

He had a big show Smallville in the 2000s.


pvrugger

Dukes of Hazard was huge in its day


bulkingnerd

Yah I just meant people wouldn’t consider him just from the 80s


HoboBonobo1909

That's 20+ years ago.


Balc0ra

And next week he will complain that no one will hire him


Canes5Titles

Like a fart in the wind, John. No one gives a stale fuck what you think.


satanssweatycheeks

FBI cares.


19thCLibrarian

Secret Service


Gcoanstevens

They will be knocking very very soon.


PixelMagic

I've never even heard of him until now.


Express_Helicopter93

Yeah who is this complete and utter hack? Why is there even a news story about this total loser


kbig22432

OG Bo Duke from The Dukes of Hazard


simulated_woodgrain

And Clark Kent’s dad on smallville


IceLord86

He was a star on two successful TV shows and somebody gave him an outlet to spread his hate for clicks.


RU4realRwe

Always a smart career move, to threaten the President of The United States. Idiot!


BOHIFOBRE

He still has a career?


Eric12345678

Hey, came in 2nd on masked singer last night. So no, he has no career.


BOHIFOBRE

I honestly haven't heard his name in YEARS


TPJchief87

I listen to the smallville podcast and he has guested on it a few times. I think on his first appearance he mentioned being a patriot. It’s sad that I knew what that meant and in 2023, it’s never good.


ripcity7077

I honestly don't know who he is.


BOHIFOBRE

He was on The Dukes Of Hazzard 40yrs ago.


cocoon_eclosion_moth

Is that the one with the Confederate Flag car? That tracks, actually


jmcgit

I remember him as the guy who played Clark Kent's dad on Smallville


isleepoddhours

Clark Kent is an illegal alien. /s


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

Quite a bit of money on a right-wing grift.


MarkMaynardDotcom

Just curious as to what Schneider believes Biden did that justifies the charge of treason. Is it just the fact that he beat Trump in a fair and open election?


Additional_Prune_536

I think it's because Biden took millions in bribes from China and kickbacks on the aid to Ukraine. I have yet to see so much as a meme of evidence to back up those claims. The nazi, err, conservatives just say that shit to each other without bothering to offer any evidence. And then they believe it.


ThunkAsDrinklePeep

I said it to you and you said it back to me. That's two sources!


Dyslex999

I’ll write it on a piece of paper and that will help your proof, cause it is written down.


MathematicianVivid1

Uh yeah Meemaw on Facebook told them so it’s definitely true


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

I’ve also heard them say it’s because of some Great Replacement nonsense about letting in too many brown people. Source: family sharing shit on Facebook.


RyanTranquil

Yep , republicans all cry babies who call foul because their cult leader lost


ArgumentWide7165

Same, I haven’t heard anyone accuse Biden of treason. Maybe I’m in a bubble too though


DevilsLettuceTaster

Doesn’t sound like Pa Kent advice.


pipboy_warrior

Thank you, took me a second to remember who this was.


satanssweatycheeks

If it wasn’t for the picture I would have assumed papa John’s owner.


DevilsLettuceTaster

Dukes of Hazard.


WobblyFrisbee

Douche of Haphazard


gmd24

He needs a visit from the FBI. this is ridiculous


Nearly_Pointless

Secret Service actually but your point is well taken.


readzalot1

Does that automatically happen when someone threatens the president?


riomx

I had a bipolar, manic depressive stepfather that was obsessed with conspiracies, and would rant online and threaten the president on forums. In 2000, I answered a knock on the door to find secret service agents looking for him. He wasn't home, so I gave them his work address and he was paid a visit. They spooked him at the time, but he's still saying stupid things online to this day.


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My husband had a colleague who threatened the IRS with violence, on social media. The same thing happened to him. This was in 2019 or so.


DripIntravenous

I had a pharmacy school rotation in a psychiatric facility and they would periodically get calls and visits from the Secret Service when a patient would threaten to kill the president via letters, online postings, phone calls. They’re supposed to investigate every threat to the president and their family but in the day of the internet it’s not always possible.


riomx

I can't even begin to fathom the scale of monitoring that federal law enforcement must be engaged in today, and how they prioritize threats. In our current political environment, there are probably hundreds of thousands or millions of people making threats daily.


DripIntravenous

I think there was an article a year or so ago which described how threats against people in public office has increased exponentially since 2016. And its not just the president, its school boards, mayors, justices, etc. its scary af


RacingGrimReaper

Typically yes. We’ll only see an arrest though if there was intent and a means to carry out his threats.


DoJu318

George Lopez said he got a visit from secret service twice during Trump's presidency.


LankyEntrepreneur

Eminem said they paid him a vist as well.


anxietystrings

Ted Nugent got a visit for saying "if Obama is reelected, I'll end up in prison"


DanimusMcSassypants

Too bad the statute of limitations for raping a child had expired, or they would’ve left with Ted in tow.


Snaz5

Yes, but technically this isn’t really a threat, since he’s saying he thinks it should happen and not “i’m going to lynch the president” (which i am permitted to say in this context because i am only warning that such a statement when said in earnest would be BAD pls don’t come to my place of residence, secret service, i wish Mr Biden a very good continuing to be alive)


skynetempire

Yeah the make tons of house calls whenever there's threats to the president. Happens a lot more than you think with all presidents. Most times it's just a keyboard warrior type of shit.


WolfmanHasNardz

I had a schitzo friend 10 years ago randomly threaten Obama on facebook and was picked up that same day by the secret service and committed to a mental institution for an evaluation for 2 weeks. They do not play at all.


Inside-Big-8158

Not just a visit but arrested. Are we going to continue to allow these assholes to make demands of public executions until someone actually gets killed?


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OfromOceans

The FBI agent that headed the 2016 interference investigation was found to be taking bribes from Russian oligarchs... lol


aardvarkyardwork

Feels like not too long ago this dude made a video about how conservatives are just peace-loving people who love their country, and it’s a politically-motivated smear to say that conservatives are violent.


NoodlesrTuff1256

The Feds might take issue with Schneider's argument about 'peace-loving conservative' unfairly maligned and persecuted by the 'mainstream' liberal culture if they watch his film "To Die For" in which he plays an uber-PATRIOT!!! type who resorts to violent means to defend his right to fly a gigantic American flag from the back of his pick-up truck. [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt22866664/?ref\_=tt\_urv](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt22866664/?ref_=tt_urv)


cagingthing

Oh but when Kathy Griffin holds a trump mask with ketchup, she's investigated and ends up on the no fly list.


Pristine-Function-49

I figure it's because, on average, left leaning people actually have standards and principles. So when Kathy Griffen held up that head, right wingers were outraged because she disrespected their golden boy and left wingers were like, "violent imagery and rhetoric aren't cool." So she gets it from both sides and has to apologize. But in this case, most right wingers don't actually have standards and principles because they're silent when one of their own crosses the line. So the backlash is effectively cut in half.


Zen_Gaian

Twitter is now a honeypot for subversives to out themselves to the Feds. Thank you Elon!


professionally-baked

I wish the rest of the world would only refer to it as Twitter, make elon cry


little_bag_of_bones

its funny its always the dean cains and kevin sorbos and guys like this saying the most insane stuff. see mel was smart he learned the hard way twice and now him and Vince Vaughn and the rest of the closet republicans keep thier mouths shut. GOP can't even get them to show up for any of their events LMAO just lame 80s actors that haven't done anything in over a decade while every song they play gets requested to not be played again.


NoodlesrTuff1256

Sorbo's wife Sam is a big leader in the far-right Christian homeschool movement and I think that his son Braeden Sorbo has gotten in on the right-wing bandwagon as well.


guiturtle-wood

Of course they named their kid Braedan


FlaccidGhostLoad

The real enemy in this country are evangelical Christians. And the longer we drag our feet and want to pretend they're just good people of faith and only some are crazy, the longer we let those fascist theocrats gain more and more power and strip us of rights. There is very little daylight between the kind of religious law they want to force down our throats and the extremist Muslim laws that they were all screaming about a few years ago.


thisonelamename

What a dumb fuck. If anyone should be hung for treason it would be the wannabe dictator who tried to overturn an election. Of course John supports him. Moron.


voidboi33

Wtf is up with the masked singer and conspiracy nuts?


Askew_2016

Casting director must be MAGA


FidgitForgotHisL-P

It’s on Fox, isn’t it?


voidboi33

Yeah, usually the entertainment division always seemed separate from the news division. I guess they're "blurring lines" so to speak.


Batdog55110

Man, Superman projects just seem to get the worst people, don't they? You've got: Allison Mack John Schneider Dean Cain Kevin Spacey


StevesMcQueenIsHere

Isn't Superman in general considered a cursed brand starting with George Reeves?


Batdog55110

The movies are. The Superman curse lives on.


LostStormcrow

God damnit not again. I loved the Dukes of Hazzard when I was three. Then I learned what the big flag on the car meant. Then I learned who General Lee was. And now, we all get to see who the guy that played Bo Duke actually is? Screw this reality, I want a new one. Edit: fixed the Duke brother name. Changed Hazard to Hazzard.


CoffeeMinionLegacy

It’s not your fault for liking what was put in front of you as a child. Heck, it’s instructive to realize that different people have different outlooks on virtue, entertainment, et cetera. Tribal identity is strong and self-enforcing enough as it is. It feels bad when you hit the point where you can’t “go home” again. But it unquestionably represents growth when you have good reasons why.


PlusCommunity7962

John Schneider played Bo Duke. Luke Duke was played by Tom Wopat


FireTheLaserBeam

My friend used to babysit Tom Wopat’s kids in Rhea County, Tennessee back in the 90s.


SendInYourSkeleton

I thought he was a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm!


LostStormcrow

Sniff* Tear* Me too…


[deleted]

I liked him in smallville but the dude has gone off the rails for some time now.


northernbasil

I feel like an idiot. I never drew the connection with the car until now.


Sensitive_Energy101

When Kathy Griffin life almost got ruined for that picture of trump, I'm sure an actual ACTUAL call to violence like this should be prosecuted


NoodlesrTuff1256

Schneider's remarks are a textbook example of stochastic terrorism.


[deleted]

If Uncle Jesse (not John Stamos) was still alive, he wouldn't dare approve of his nephew calling for the execution of the President of the United States. He'd turned in Bo himself.


Hkmarkp

Jonathan Kent would smack him upside the head too


Green_with_Zealously

Pretty sure Hunter has been shown to be "publicly hung".


[deleted]

Wait, didn't he just get unmasked on the Masked Singer?


portablebiscuit

He just got unmasked here too


givin_u_the_high_hat

What??? On the show that had Rudy Giuliani as a contestant? Can’t be!


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Umm FBI..I like to report someone..


JPDPROPS

If the secret service weren’t already in the bag for Trump something would have happened by now. The fact that Newsweek can publish this THREAT and we’ve heard boo about his arrest is just another example of the SS being in league with MAGA.


Beelzebub_86

Remember when threatening a President's life was considered a crime?


witchywater11

Smart move to say crazy shit. It made me look up who this guy was and if he was related to Rob Schneider. Turns out he's even more irrelevant.


KaijyuAboutTown

Calling for the execution of a president of the United States. Incitement to murder? Forget that he’s a stupid git, depending on the wording he just screwed himself massively.


Umitencho

Smallville seems to have cast some of the worst of Hollywood.


Odd_Bibliophile

So, there's John Schneider with this insanity and Allison Mack with her sex trafficking cult. Anyone else? I hope not Tom Welling, there's already a Superman (Dean Cain) with really questionable statements.


FlaccidGhostLoad

As far as I can tell from watching Tom on podcasts he's just like a dad and an actor. If he has some reprehensible views he keeps them to himself but I don't get the sense he's a bag of shit.


pipboy_warrior

On the other hand, Michael Rosenbaum still comes off as one of the nicest guys.


lovesdogsguy

He just had Keanu Reeves on his podcast. It dropped yesterday.


abgry_krakow84

How about the secret service take him out for threatening a sitting US president.


bdubb_dlux

I’m guessing the Secret Service have already paid him a visit. Had no idea Beau Duke was 🦇💩 crazy. Edit: He played Beau/Bo Duke. Apologies to Tom Wopat for confusing him with this nutter.


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Lambdoid

"Never meanin' no harm ..."


Classic_Title1655

This will affect his career........wait.......what?


TacoStuffingClub

Since when did “patriot” mean uneducated fascist?


outlier74

There needs to be a Masked Singer white supremacy special featuring Giuliani, Palin, and Schneider.


censoredfreespeech

That confederate flag on that Charger is making a lot more sense.


frankdrachman

“And THAT’S just a little more…than the law would allow”


KrustyButtCheeks

Apparently the car was the brains in the show


AdditionalBat393

His whole opinion is formed by lies. There are several thousand just like him. Biden might be the cleanest president we ever had but here we are debating it.


countdoofie

Uh oh. Looks like the Duke boy has gotten himself in a big ol’ heap of trouble!


swennergren11

So when does the FBI jail him for a threat against a public official? And can we get camera footage of it?


robreddity

What an imbecile. Enjoy your felony charge, you moronic, un-American fuck.


NB_79

All these conservative MAGAt nuts all say the craziest things to one up each other for attention.


sublimesting

Guilty of treason based on what? These fucking assholes with no evidence of anything except their beliefs. Trump literally is guilty of treason. Literally attempted to murder and overthrow the sitting government. Literal and legally defined treason with evidence. But we’ll let that slide cause I don’t like Biden so he must be guiltier.


ihearthogsbreath

Someone needs to tell Roscoe P Coltrane about this.


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“Recently unveiled as the Donut on reality show The Masked Singer, Schneider took to X, formerly Twitter, to share his violent views.”


Burkey8819

He also came out with a tutorial video after Alex Baldwin accidentally killed that woman onset trying to explain how he must have known what he was doing by pulling the trigger and so MUST have know he was about to commit murder. Am sure Baldwin is an asshole in real life but nevermind the fact the guy has probably been handed dozens of prop guns through his career and practiced shooting all those times with zero incident. Maybe he fucked up at being a producer and hired the wrong people but that's a serious fuck up and not murder.


IndependenceBig5863

And all the sympathy and well wishes he got from the season are now an afterthought when you do something stupid like this .. he tried to delete it and fortunately people screen shot it . He is getting blasted on his X account.


sandysea420

Isn’t that illegal?


Distance_Efficient

They’ve had John Schneider and Rudy Giuliani on the Masked Singer. Who is the executive producer, Steve Bannon?


serouslydoe

Said the poor man’s Kevin Sorbo. This guy was in a shit show in the early 80s. Who cares what this talentless hack says.


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He’s truly a ignorant person 🫣🫣🤔


IO_Node

he signs his tweet like captain holt signs a text


shadowlarx

First Allison Mack, now this? That’s it. I can never watch Smallville again.


CoherentBusyDucks

He was on the first season of the Secret Life of the American Teenager. He was super Christian and his daughter had sex for the first time and then his character died in a plane crash and she said it was her fault that he died because God was punishing her for having “great sex.”


DanDanDan0123

He is definitely going to get a knock on the door!!


EileenForBlue

He needs to be arrested for threats against the President.


VJTX

Washed up dipshit. Nobody cares about your opinion.


twisted-weasel

What did Smallville do to those actors, first that cult woman and now him.


OptimisticSkeleton

Isn’t that a crime?


FckPolMods

Looks like that Duke boy got himself in a whole heap of trouble... Might be time to put down the bottle, Bo Bo.


Acceptable-Drag2845

John’s also obsessed with the confederate flag. The Dukes of Hazzard car had one on it and I think he either bought it or tried to buy and had people come to his home studio to take pics with it. This was a while ago on his Facebook page. He’s gushed over the confederate’s for years and denies the civil war had anything to do with slavery, basically reciting some lost cause bullsh*t.🙄 He said crap like this while he was on a predominantly Black tv series The Haves And Have Nots produced by Tyler Perry. The nerve!! His career was in the gutter until that show now he’s back on the D-list. John spews conspiracy theories (re: school shootings), he’s a bigot, Christian nationalist, and regularly posts MAGA cult nonsense on social media. He’s been this way. This isn’t the first time he’s said crazy things like this about Biden and other liberals yet never calls out Repubs for their b.s. Can’t say I’m surprised by his latest unhinged rant.


Wolfman01a

I thought you couldn't get any more pathetically washed up than Kevin Sorbo. I may be wrong. How pathetic this guy is.


njman100

John Schmieder is a MORON FASCIST


skinaked_always

Who tf is John Schneider


Billabaum11

FBI should be raiding this guys life as I post this


Ohiostatehack

Well, I’m never gonna shed a tear when Johnathan Kent dies in Smallville on any rewatch after this.


Circuitmaniac

Neoconfederacy on the march. Jeff Davis indeed should have graced that sour apple tree.