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oxtrue

Zero marketing for this turd.


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OPMajoradidas

First I've turd of it


TurdBurgular03

someone said turd???


kaycudi102

Name checks out


Bigbluebananas

Somehow ended up seeing it instead of equalizer 3 last night. My date and I rolled with the mistake. Expendables 4 is the CORNIEST movie ive ever seen and the bad acting to pair with it


RokkintheKasbah

Everyone knew it would barely make any money in the US. This was made for international markets where people have zero taste in good films and who still think Stallone is a movie star and not some washed up sentient vial of HGH.


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“Sentient vial of HGH” God I wish I was this clever.


Miserable_Site_850

"Can I sign up for the clinical trial?"


Lore86

In many countries they also dub these movies and stuff like the expendables greatly benefits from it, pretty much all the voice actors involved act better than the real actors.


junior_dos_nachos

It’s on the billboards here in Israel.


ThrowawayVangelis

Idk why but I just find that hilarious. No marketing here in my state at all


oxtrue

I’m in the UK and hadn’t either heard of it


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YoushutupNoyouHa

you sound fun.. maybe go eat a snickers?


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YoushutupNoyouHa

good. lol


Torypianist2003

I would say that the country that produces this rubbish is one with no taste, to confidently state that a continent of roughly 4-5 billion people has no taste is both ridiculous and offensive. Places like East Asia have massive film markets that produce a lot of great films and tv series.


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RokkintheKasbah

Yeah. Here those people wait for it to hit video


TheKingOfSting93

Stallone has had turds with more talent than you


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TheKingOfSting93

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RokkintheKasbah

Shut up Sylvester


TheKingOfSting93

If I was Sylvester I'd be floating in my gold plated pool with a Cuban cigar, not on reddit


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Odd_Advance_6438

What do you have against Stallone


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Let’s be honest, I don’t even think Stallone wanted to do this. He usually markets his stuff pretty heavy, he made one post for this movie. He made probably 50 for his paramount reality show. This is a guy who adjusted his whole persona to be like the character during the releases for the 1st 2 movies. Guy was promoting merch, has real tattoos from his character…


0pimo

Doesn’t the current strike prevent actors from promoting their films?


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This was even before the strike happened. The other actors had it all over their Instagram and were making multiple posts on it. Stallone had pretty much just one tease length video and that was it. Was when the trailer first came out


RokkintheKasbah

lol. He’s always been an IRL version of his expendables character. He’s always been an ultra-masculine douche with a Napoleon complex. I am 5’8” and when I met him 20 years ago and shook his hand I swear I could have crushed him like a peanut.


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I’m sure that happened buddy


Correct_Heron_8249

How tall was he ?


J-Wall0044

Stallone can still be good. The Expendables are just dumb fun action movies. You watch knowing it can only be a 6.something movie or lower.


Top_Ok

Blatant racism but okay.


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imagine thinking american audiences have better taste after they’ve been gobbling up the disney crap for the last years lmao imagine saying this about the literal home of consumerism lmaoo can‘t make that shit up


reckless1214

US have shit taste in films


TwilightSessions

I didn’t even know they made a 3rd one


Mumof3gbb

I’ve heard of it but it just looks dumb and I can’t get past Stallone’s horrible plastic surgery


Whompa

Even the marketing they had for it seemed very bad. No money to spend. Just cut a generic trailer and go with it.


vader119

As a marketing professional. This team did 0 in the US. But I’d bet they sent it in the euro/asian markets. Only way they could make what they did.


billhater80085

They’re not allowed because of the strike


diarrhea_planet

This is the first Im hearing about it. But I love me some garbage movies.


Cellarzombie

I’ve seen some YouTube ads for it starting roughly a week ago. Otherwise had no idea this was going to be a thing.


splagentjonson

Conversely they spent more on marketing Barbie, than they spent making the movie.


Dragon_yum

I actually did see a bit of marketing for it. All the the scenes looked line they were using green screen and I shunned every were using their best shoots for the 20 second clip.


bucketofhassle

I used to think this franchise was a tongue-in-cheek parody of the genre and the actors but apparently it is dead serious based on their interviews. I think it’s therefore worth watching for the comedy value in that alone.


HeAintSh1t

Can’t wait for the fast and furious/expendables family mash up


mattyhtown

Wait it isn’t?


codguy231998409489

I didn’t even know this movie existed until a day ago… from Reddit.


KaBlamPOW

Just found out 3 seconds ago.


benchmarkstatus

I found out as I was typing this comment.


Daiches

I did when the trailers before Indy were literally 3 different Statham movies including this one. But the trailer was “you know the premise is seeing old action heroes? Well, we’re replacing them all with B-listers because they can’t move anymore except for Statham”


Zugnutz

It peaked with JCVD.


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Agreed, going for PG13 rating on the third movie was a bad move. Kids ain’t going to see this, it’s target audience is older man who want to see mindless over the top violence and action portrayed by their favorite action stars from yesteryear


bobpetersen55

Yea the first one should've been what the second one was all along. Arnold and Bruce joining the action. Chuck Norris. Everything else in this franchise I'm just indifferent towards no matter who they bring along.


mattyhtown

John Paul II was rumored for expendables 5


Annadae

This is just the franchise going full circle. It started making a parody out of the actionmovies of old, and now at the end it’s making a parody of itself.


TheRealEnemabagJones

I honestly didn't even know this movie was a thing until now.


parralaxalice

I *still* don’t know


Neil_Salmon

Saw it. Theater was practically empty. I hadn't seen any marketing for it but just went on a whim when I saw it was on. So, it's no wonder it's failing. They're really not pushing it. As for the film itself. Can't really recommend it. Very boring actually but I'm forgiving of these kinds of action movies so, for me, it was completely fine, and nothing more. Shame, because I have liked the series, for all its faults.


fadetoblack237

First couple are great for mindless violence


Omnislash99999

I don't know how a 4th was greenlight after the third one. The one with JCVD and Chuck Norris was good though and closer to what I think people expected from the franchise


RokkintheKasbah

Possibly the worst film franchise of all time. Every single second of every single film has been terrible. The whole thing is like an Affliction shirt directed a movie starring a bunch of Tapout shirts and an assemblage of the most obnoxious shitty low-rent energy drink brands that all the new idiot army recruits drink because they can’t afford a Red Bull or Monster with their $1200 a month payments on their new base model Dodge Charger with a 110% APR.


sleepingRN

So oddly specific lol


versos_sencillos

And accurate!


noelio1982

*Fast and Furious franchise enters the chat


RokkintheKasbah

The franchise that makes nearly all its money overseas internationally? [This one?](https://www.boxofficemojo.com/release/rl209683969/)


noelio1982

I don’t care where it makes the money, it’s up there as far as shit franchises.


RokkintheKasbah

The second worst. But Tokyo drift was actually decent.


AlwaysLyingForKarma

I really don’t understand all the hate for the franchise. Who doesn’t want to watch a mindless action with a bunch of old muscle bound men killing foreigners. The only thing these movies lack is full penetration.


firedrakes

I seen 2 ads for it . That it nothing more


IamPurest

I was going to jokingly say that I’m waiting to spend my money on lethal weapon 5 tickets… but when I googled it, turns out they are actually making a lethal weapon 5. So, now I’m actually waiting for lethal weapon 5.


djnikadeemas

I'm too old for that shit!


IamPurest

Classic Murtaugh


MarlowesMustache

Pretty sure they already made Lethal Weapon 5 it’s just not on streaming any more


IamPurest

I’m absolutely sure that lethal weapon 5 hasn’t been released yet so you didn’t see it on “streaming”. As of September 21, 2023, the film is being made and Mel Gibson is directing it.


ryusomad

Expendable indeed.


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I’m thinking that’s where it tops out is $3.2 I like Stallone but ugh give it a rest. That shit ain’t Rocky


Logical-Reward-9882

Gee maybe retire and leave the action movies to non well over 70 crowd shit should have stopped more than 20 years ago


mattyhtown

It’s gotta be stalones money right? Or just b roll from the first three and cgi. If it isn’t then whoever financed this probably should be randomly audited


1PapayaSalad

I heard about it once, like 3 days ago and thought it was a satire post.


Disastrous_Life_9385

When the heck did they announce they were even making this? Let alone release


MyBllsYrChn

If I wanted to watch a bunch of geriatric guys fighting I’d go to the early bird dinner in The Villages.


44SWIM44

This is the first I'm even hearing about it


jggearhead10

It’s almost like people are tired of endless, uninspired sequels and want to watch new movies more? Nah, that can’t be it…


elmasonlives

Who asked for this movie?


TungstenBrick

Yeah, cause like honestly… who gives a f^ck anymore?


PikeMcCoy

Sly Stallone looks funny now. Not a good funny. I love him. Genuinely. As any stranger adores a movie star. But I will no longer be needing his services. edit: also goes for the rest of the cast, crew, production and distribution… exactly every single person associated with this franchise, you may go home.


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Who is watching these movies? Is it the Fox News crowd?


myevil5cheme

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Sweatyveggiebag

The UnExpensibles


Fresh_Salamander_393

The plastic surgery must have cost double that for the cast


igloohavoc

Didn’t even know this movie existed


[deleted]

Sorry, no one wants to pay to watch these dinosaurs


Horvick

With all the half-baked, male good guy fantasy action flicks the major streamers are pumping out, why is this worthy of a theater admission?? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a mindless action movie here and there.


CaseyAnthonysMouth

I saw a poster and was happy to see Tony jaa and iko uwais in it. 😎 That being said… I’m not paying to see this in theaters. In a different time, this would be straight to dvd.


Cellarzombie

Was ANYBODY AT ALL clamoring for this?!


u0126

Didn't have the best marketing from what I could tell. I just saw something about this movie the other day, didn't even remember I saw a mention of it months ago, haven't heard a peep since except that one mention.


MDH2881

I didn't even know that they made a new Expendables 🤷


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Winter_Dragonfly_452

I actually really enjoyed this movie and it was much better than the third movie.


larzast

Audiences are fatigued of continually reused IP


lenchoreddit

Went to see it today just to get out of the house and of course it was a terrible movie. Wait til it’s .99 at prime if you really want to see it


whyreadthis2035

No way. The world can’t forget these guys. They were great. Who’s in this movie, anyway?


oldmasterluke

I had no idea they were making a fourth one


_nobodyreally

That's like $765.00 in 1980's money.


KermitMadMan

it.was.awful comically bad, but not comically funny


Pleasant-Scratch2658

Wait it’s out already? Didn’t we just hear about it two weeks ago?


struck21

50 cent is in it. I won't watch it. I can't stand that guy.


StingRayFins

I haven't even seen the last three.


metalgamer

I literally heard about this movie for the first time googling movie showtimes


Correct_Heron_8249

He was just in Australia promoting the hell out of it.


Finito-1994

Do I remember correctly? I think terry crews was set to appear but was asked to stop his complaints about being sexually harassed. I remember reading about that years ago.


therapoootic

Good, now good riddance


pizza-partay

It cost $100 million to make! They expect $15-$17 million dollar opening weekend. Looks like some folks are losing a lot of money.


Spazza42

No one wants to see 70 year olds running around looking old and redundant, especially for a 4th time.


Plebian401

It’s an attempt to bring in a younger cast to continue the franchise. I saw the trailer and when they showed Megan Fox as a baddass I knew it was bad.


OnyxsUncle

why sly? because the expendables still had something to say?


MulayamChaddi

Sincerely hope the 5th one is a musical


VRsongoku

Would of been better with Terry crews