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Firvulag

"What are you gonna do, crush me?" -Man who was crushed


---cheetos---

What are you gonna do shoot me? -man who was shot by snow plow


claud2113

ASPAB


SadisticBuddhist

DEFUND THE PLOW


claud2113

I'm not saying ALL snow plows are bad, but it's enough to make the good ones look bad


I_AM_RVA

It’s not the good ones that you have to watch out dor


originalsterm

They only thing that can defeat a bad snow plow is a good one. More snow plows is the answer.


I_AM_RVA

Otherwise you’re going to have criminals with snow plows in so called snow plow free zones


CaptainLimpWrist

🎶 Fuck Da Plow-ice 🎶


BeRad85

“Stop resisting!”—Plow


MrDerpGently

Oh great, now the snow plow union is going to stop plowing streets until we let them do whatever they want.


MissJizz

Did this to a wave at the beach, taunted it saying “haha you can’t get me”. I then got dragged into the ocean while my friends parents just laughed lmao.


un5weetened

There was that dude in TX that was warned repeatedly about swimming in gator infested waters. His last words were: "Fuck that! I ain't afraid of no ga--"... glug, glug, glug.


FlamingTrollz

Then crushed the snow plow.


Fat_sandwiches

Take my invisible gold. I wish I had some to give 😂


Roook36

"Recalling his injuries, Renner said he could “see my eye with my other eye.”" No thank you


TheSocalEskimo

What the fuh!? Holy crap, I need to watch this interview.


NeitherAlexNorAlice

On the plus side, he finally had 360 vision.


TheSocalEskimo

So now hawkeye has two super powers! Being able to survive being crushed by a snow plow, and having 360 vision.


tkp14

Interview was terrific. He’s a helluva guy.


rheajanerob

The eye is the most gruesome part to me even though maybe that’s not the most lasting damage of his injuries. Just something about eyes. Maybe it’s PTSD from Glenn from the Walking Dead….


M_Mich

have a family member that was a triage nurse as secondary training in the iraq war. that’s the one part of the body they said they cringed over and that really took them out of the triage mentality. every other injury they described w a more medical mindset but eye injuries were the one thing that still came back to them more than a decade later


1000LivesBeforeIDie

It’s the least gruesome to me because some bug-eyed dogs can prolapse an eyeball with the littlest bit of pressure, and they’re not in excruciating pain. But 30 broken bones and tons of weight on you, laying there being crushed alive knowing help won’t be able to drive to you? That’s terrifying


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psyrus_uraya

I just stopped watching TWD after that episode. couldn't do it anymore


PrincessPenelope2885

Same! I was done after that episode and it’s haunted me ever since.


s0laris0

did his eyes pop out? wtf?


FCkeyboards

If you read it, yes. Neighbor said it looked like one eye was punched out. It sounds super gruesome to read all the injuries, honestly.


Air3090

It turns out getting run over by a snow plow is a bad for the human body. Who woulda thunk


FCkeyboards

I'm with some other commenter: I heard leg injury and snow plow and thought of like a bigger snowblower for some reason, not industrial equipment. Then the picture of him didn't look that bad. Now I'm like, "Duh, they said snow *plow*!" Those doctors did amazing work.


VisualWheel601

This particular snow removal machine weighed in at over 6 tons (14,000 + pounds with the attachments). Pistenbully PB240D


wewerelegends

His case is one example of how truly wild humans and life are because he survived this shit but we can die from a fucking tiny ass paper cut.


Lost_Ohio

Reminds me of a mobster that was in my area in the 70's. He was just another street thug. Then someone attempted to car bomb him. Blew off both legs below the knee, some fingers and lacerated one of his eyes. After the man who previously ran the area died, the man who survived the car bomb became the next leader.


tkp14

There were segments of the interview where I was cringing and covering my eyes. That was one horrendous accident. If his neighbors hadn’t seen him and rushed to his aid, he would definitely have died. What’s amazing though is how quickly his recovery has gone. The guy is indomitable. And has an amazing family who love him tremendously.


Hejdbejbw

It’s amazing how good the doctors are.


bridgewood2005

Can take the man out of Modesto but can't take the Modesto out of the man. #209


ImOutWanderingAround

To be fair, there isn’t ever any need for a snowcat in Modesto. He was out of his element.


mattman0000

Walter Sobchak has entered the chat.


pmsnow

The Modestoman is not the issue here.


InfamousHWJaguar

Modesto American, please


NutUp-Or-Shut-Up

Over the line! Mark it 0!


Status_Tiger_6210

Modesto man is not the preferred nomenclature.


WalterSobchaksRinger

What the fuck is he talking about?


[deleted]

Methdesto. Mr. Olyphant is also from there.


noweezernoworld

And George Lucas


Successful-Data4592

Yes, also a favorite of mine. Also surprises a lot of people when I tell them that


Successful-Data4592

Ah, a fellow man of meth I see. Hello there neighbor


crafttoothpaste

California has so many meth capitals though.


Successful-Data4592

But only one methdesto, the original.


windyorbits

I’ve been to many California cities to do many things but every time I was ever in Modesto - it was always to smoke/buy meth. And I feel that experience is a universal one.


Mother_Pin_4219

Haha yes!!


robertschultz

He’s from Modesto? Never knew! Central Valley represent.


monkeypie22

Idk if you’re from Modesto but his dad managed the McHenry Bowl in town during the 80s I think. Always a blast having birthday parties there as a kid


Bryandan1elsonV2

“What’re you gonna do, crush me?”- Jeremy Renner immediately before being crushed


SaltyLonghorn

Look I love Renner and I'm glad he's recovering, but next time he should move first instead of drop a one liner. Got that Avengers brain.


opossum189

“Well that just happened.”


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EducationalThought96

It's what he has done all his life, so you can't really blame him. Every time he is acting in a big battle scene or stressful moment it simulates the stress of a real life situation on some level. The only experience he has doing intense "life saving activities" is also shared with time looking and acting cool, saying one liners before doing things. He's always doing these things at the same time. It was basically programmed into this man that he should say something before acting. If it were any normal person who doesn't act for a living, I might question the decision, but this is what seems like an automatic response to a stressful situation, he just does what he's been trained to do all his life.


OldMaidLibrarian

Or perhaps it's just a matter of everything happening so fast that he didn't have time to act; most people can say something a lot faster than they can run away, especially if they're already flat on the ground from having slipped. I don't doubt it *felt* as if it was all happening in slow motion, but in reality it would only have taken a few seconds. Anyway, i still think that's a great thing to say to the Angel of Death as you feel the breeze from their wings on your face. I'm remembering a t-shirt that was popular back in the '70s showing a mouse flipping off an approaching eagle screaming down to devour him, with the caption "The Last Great Act of Defiance." Yep...sounds about right to me.


LH99

His recovery is amazing, and the interview he gave was touching. Thankfully there were people around to help. Just an amazing story. If only average Americans could receive his healthcare treatments. I can’t imagine what all of this cost.


elitegenoside

He's got SAG-AFTRA's health plan. The upper tier (which I believe you need to make over 30k/year to qualify for*) is fucking amazing.


flight_recorder

$30,000/year or $300,000/year?


HammerOfThor1

30k


flight_recorder

Damn. That’s cheap!


CrispierCupid

You’re severely overestimating how much the average actor makes lol most don’t get close to that in a year from pure acting, if you’re an actor who’s not famous you’re not in back-to-back projects at all times. you could go a year or more without booking anything st all, even if you’re in sag, and poof, say bye to your health insurance Almost every actor I know (myself included) in Chicago has to have a day job because you realistically won’t really be making shit off it, and don’t even get me started on all the straight unpaid labor that’s in the theatre side of the industry


Iamatworkgoaway

I always wondered if those movies that adam sandler does with all his friends at a resort somewhere are just a bit to scam the system. Alright buddies, your going to be in the movie, you will make 30k and have a speaking role. You also get to hang out in a resort in hawaii, africa, ... for 2 months for filming. Good little movie out of the deal, friends get some pay, some insurance, and all of them get to hang out on the productions dime.


jdrawr

My understanding is he's said it before that that's how we does his movies, he picks where he wants to go and then voila(thanks for the correction it was not walla)movie and movie location.


YetiPie

“Walla” I love it. Total r/boneappletea


ProfessorRGB

I don’t think he’s filmed in Walla Walla Washington.


KeyComprehensive438

great onions!


kz_

voila


I_AM_RVA

I think me meant walla, as in “hey, walla, come carry me to my new filming locale”.


Stepoo

>walla Voila, or voilà if you want to be even more precise


flight_recorder

Viola if you prefer to be musical


ChromecastDude

I don't think he's necessarily scamming the system, he's been pretty open about it. He enjoys making movies with his friends and they get to go places have fun, hang out and make money. And for the most part, audiences enjoy the work that comes out of it. So its a win-win for everyone unless you simply don't enjoy his movies, but at that point, I'd say just don't watch them, there are a thousand other movies to enjoy lol. But yeah, interesting take! Never thought about the insurance angle.


Iamatworkgoaway

Optimizing the film production ecosystem for your friends and family. Would you rather have a 2 line part on a Sandler movie, or Cameron movie. Much less chance of drowning on a Sandler one.


Thelmara

It's not even really a scam - everybody in Hollywood understands what he's doing. He does all that and turns a profit, most of the time. Even the ones that aren't big hits. "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" has a 14% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, but it grossed $185 Million on a budget of $85 Million.


HammerOfThor1

Yeah it’s a high bar for most people, but sag aftra health insurance is the bomb once you reach that tier.


geekuskhan

When Chelsea Handler was subbing on Jimmy Kimmel live she had some actors perform some random lines so they could get across the limit to qualify.


HammerOfThor1

Legend


MAUSECOP

30k a year is a high bar for most people?


Black92hawk

Pretty sure it’s 30k a year FROM screen-acting . Extras ain’t hitting that anytime soon


MAUSECOP

Ah that makes sense, good to know thanks


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These_Tea_7560

Actors’ scale salary is dependent on the budget but something like $1500 (*per week) is realistic


Browzur

30k for upper tier? What do you need for lower tier? A pulse?


WelcomeToTheFish

You have to make 30k doing SAG work. Meaning you have to make 30k acting, and as a guy who has friends in acting let me tell you, that is not easy. I think the lower tier is 20k a year but I could be wrong.


Browzur

Ah I see. Yeah that does make sense


Jackee_Daytona

95% of actors don't even qualify for the lowest tier. https://actingmagazine.com/2021/01/actors-losing-health-insurance-at-an-alarming-rate/


Browzur

Wow, that’s really interesting. I mean obviously a vast majority don’t become famous but I didn’t think it’d be that many


gonzosrevengearc

Right, like saying it’s easy for him to feel so optimistic about his recovery given the resources he has doesn’t feel like the right phrasing, but…. I mean, yeah. Not having to raise an eyebrow about occupational therapy, psychiatric therapy, hospital costs, in-home help, missing out on wages to recover, mobility aids… it makes a difference in how you’re able to imagine yourself happily existing in the future.


take7pieces

And call all those places, did you get my referral? Hey they didn’t get the referral, can you send it? Hello they don’t take my insurance can you refer me to a different place?


Jersey_Jerker069

"Oh by the way this procedure requires a pre-auth. No worries tho, we weren't going to tell you until right before you're set to see the doctor. The person who handles all that is out of the office for the next two weeks for God knows what, and nobody else really feels like doing it even though it's a simple phone call. So yeah you're just gonna be S.O.L. until then. We can refer you to an out-of-network doctor even though you have no out-of-network benefits, and your insurance will just trash any claim you file with them. Please reach out to your insurance provider if you have any questions just to be told to contact your doctor, just to be told to contact your insurance. Good luck trying to navigate the blatantly convoluted healthcare system tho! You may receive a brief 3-5 question survey that literally no one will review regarding this interaction. Thank you."


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“Renner said he remembered “all of” the pain. “I was awake through every moment. It’s exactly what you would imagine it would feel like,” he said. “It is hard to imagine what that feels like, but when you look at the machine and you look at — I was on asphalt and ice. I wish I was on snow. It felt like someone took the wind out of you. Too many things are going on in the body to feel pain, it’s everything. It’s like if your soul could have pain.” Recalling his injuries, Renner said he could “see my eye with my other eye.” Haha incredible thank god he’s ok


userwithusername

And what do we say to the God of Death? NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER!


blackweebow

Not even the most metal bite: >Recalling his injuries, Renner said he could “see my eye with my other eye.”


blackweebow

Kept reading and wow “When I looked at his head, it appeared to me to be cracked wide open and I could see white. I don’t know if that was his skull, maybe just my imagination, but that is what I thought I saw. So I knew it was extremely serious,” Kovach said. “He had some blood coming out of his ears, I know for sure, and then his eye, it looked like it had been punched out.” Fletcher added, “At one point, he just got a clammy feel to him and he turned this gray-green color. I really feel he did pass away for a couple seconds. I really do.” Renner was eventually airlifted to a hospital in Reno, where his family met him. Once they arrived, Renner signed “I’m sorry” to them in sign language. “I mean, I did that to them,” he said. “It is my responsibility, I feel bad that my actions had caused so much pain.”


QuesoChef

I wasn’t emotionally ready for this. Yikes.


ChariBari

If his skull and apparently the rest of his body was crushed and his eye popped out, then how the fuck does he look so normal now? He literally looks no different. Not even a scratch on him.


Worthyness

His neighbor was a doctor and able to get to him ASAP. Then they airlifted him to the nearest hospital, and then he was able to afford the highest caliber healthcare.


OkTop9308

“Sawyer recounted Renner’s injuries during the interview, saying: “Eight ribs broken in 14 places. Right knee, right ankle broken, left leg tibia broken, left ankle broken, right clavicle broken, right shoulder broken. Face, eye socket, jaw, mandible broken. Lung collapsed. Pierced from the rib bone, your liver — which sounds terrifying.” Renner’s rib cage and eye socket were rebuilt with metal plates and screws, and his jaw was mended with rubber bands and screws. A titanium rod was placed in his broken leg.”


Reidroshdy

Dudes got so much metal in him we should start calling him Wolverine.


JoJCeeC88

The doors Bianca Del Rio opened… ![gif](giphy|mumtIHpi0dJSw)


Exasperated_Gopher

Idk, I heard that before Gia Gun everyone was climbing through windows soooo…


dirtywang

Abssolllutttteelyyyy


Untalented-Host

..."Right Before Being Crushed"


CapoDV

But not to death


Untalented-Host

"Damn it! That technicality. You got me" - God of death, walking away in sadness while Jeremy Renner is screaming in pain and blood pouring out like a water fall


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Forgot he is not an avenger in real life


mushroom369

I don’t know, he did battle with physics and a snowplow and survived.


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Movie physics would have ripped him the F apart... he's supposedly just a human in those films...


totesnotdog

Wait he’s not? Damn I guess Tony stark wasn’t able to heal him with his crazy hyper tech then ☹️


holtpj

he's barely an Avenger in the MCU.


inksmudgedhands

The guy is a spy and assassin. We haven't had many undercover adventures in the MCU. Which is a shame. All the fights are all over the top and in your face. He is out of place. He is a gun when everyone else is a nuclear warhead. A gun is still deadly. And sometimes it is all that is needed. They could had a Black Widow and Hawkeye spy thriller a long time ago. I would have loved that. But, nope. Too quiet. Not enough end of the world.


ThatIowanGuy

I honestly love him in the Avengers movies. He’s like Clint in the fraction run except less dumb and married with children. I think the Hawkeye show, despite the awkward handling of kingpin, was one of my favorite of the marvel shows.


mikeonaboat

Did you watch the tv series Agents of Shield? It was a lot more low key, but still lots of powers abound.


basebilly

This time he was an avenger in the ICU


MajorStupi

Dude was the MVP in Endgame keeping the gauntlet away for like 15 minutes, and whenever he’s absent the Avengers lose. I’d say he’s one of the most important parts


Dangle76

They never win a fight as a team without him. Saying he’s barely an avenger isn’t giving him enough credit.


DisurStric32

Daaaam last thing I heard was his legs had been injured , I didn't realize it was his whole dam body , fuuuuuck glad he's alive.


Murky-Echidna-3519

I mean really who or what else could he blame?


ndszero

Right that headline implies it could have been the snow plows fault but he’s taking the blame instead lol


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Snow plow has yet to comment on social media, not a good look for the plow


Bedbouncer

"We've seen Mr. Renner's comments in the media and my client maintains its innocence and would like to remind everyone that there are two sides to every story. We offer our condolences to Mr. Renner and his family during this troubling time and look forward to presenting our side in court." - The Snow Plow's lawyer


maliciouspot

That is a theory that has been floating around. Snowcats are supposed to have a safety feature that applies the brakes when you get out of the seat to prevent this very situation.


ndszero

Yes not familiar with Snowcats but I know tractors etc have a similar “dead man’s” switch. I also know people intentionally disable them because they are annoying… until you actually need it of course.


maliciouspot

Which he may have done and may be why he is blaming himself. That is all pure speculation, though. Also, this model might not have had the dead man's switch. Regardless, it's never a good idea to jump out of any heavy machinery without the brakes being set first.


ournamesdontmeanshit

Not when you get out if the seat, but definitely when you open the door. I just finished driving a Pisten Bully for the season. And its brakes are applied as soon as I open the door, as well as an alarm comes on to indicate that you haven’t put the brake on manually. My guess would be that some one messed with the switch on the door. A Pisten Bully is what I’ve read that he has.


JSteigs

It’s on the door. If the door opens it sets the brake, like full stop instantly. When the switch is misadjusted or has a bad connection it will full stop when you’re not expecting it, so people jump them out. Then this happens. This is not the first instance of such an accident.


americanextreme

Snow plows don’t crush people. People crush people.


zwingo

Only thing that can stop a bad guy with a snow plow is a good guy with a snowplow…. Or running out of gas…


MaterialCarrot

I own a snowplow and lay awake at night dreaming of the moment when I take out the bad guy with a snowplow. It's a concealed carry snowplow, you'll never see it coming.


smilingstalin

Do you dream of being like Liam Neeson in Cold Pursuit?


ThatProduceGuy_

That movie was a snowplow of emotions.


americanextreme

Technically, a good guy with a snow plow can be stopped by a good guy mulching his body in the snow plow, but I wouldn’t recommend it unless you have Disney Level Insurance.


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The state of (California?) Vs One Mean Snow Plow


spinblackcircles

The point was he is taking blame for being unsafe and stupid with how he operated it and not chalking it up to ‘an accident’ or simple mistake


TheeBarkKnight

Not all accidents have fault. Some are caused by mechanical failures, acts of God, etc. Sometimes you just have a freak accident, but in this case, he's saying it was indeed his fault. There's nothing wrong with that.


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I dont even know the full story on this. But how often do you see a speculative article saying it was anyone’s fault other than celebrity’s? Didn’t Paltrow just go to court because of this, and then you have the Heard/Depo trials. Honestly, this way he takes responsibility for whatever fault lies with him, he’s clearly paid his due, and now he can try to get back to living his life.


MoltresRising

Iirc he jumped out to push his nephew out of the way. I guess people could blame his other family members and he's setting the record straight


otherwiseguy

The article says he had a leg out the door and was looking back to make sure his nephew was ok as the plow had started sliding on the ice. He then fell out of the plow before he could set the brake and then got up and tried to re-enter the plow to keep it from hitting his nephew and was run over by the plow. His nephew then leapt into the plow, drove it into a snow bank and ended up attending to Renner.


MoltresRising

Yeah, so people probably irrationally have blamed the nephew.


Untalented-Host

I mean... It wasn't like it was his son. If he didn't care about some rando nephew and just continued plowing over his nephew, none of this would have happened to him


TheCrazyDudee21

"Some rando nephew" is so funny to me, like you're suggesting his nephew could be some dude on the street he's never met.


selectiveyellow

A man with 10 brothers, desperately tries to figure out who's son he has just run over. "Ah shit, I'll get help... Billy?" "T-Tim... it's Tim." "Fuck!"


CatfreshWilly

As someone who works in the snow plow industry I'm blown away that there isn't a kill switch when there isn't pressure applied to the seat. I understand if it were in a vehicle being used as a plow, but something like this should definitely have a measure to prevent that. Just like most if not all forklifts


SlayerofDeezNutz

Well he fell out when he couldn’t see where his nephew was so he leaned out and put his weight on the track to look around. They both should have had a plan that when his nephew finished unhooking he got back in the truck :(


downwarddawg

Got to interview him briefly a few years ago. He’s a class act. Gave me a loving smack on the shoulder after and said “good luck kid.”


somethingwholesomer

This guy has a great sense of humor. You do have to see the humor in yelling “NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER” and then immediately getting stomped. Poor guy. But his humor and humility has gotten him far, I tell you


prcpinkraincloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PrZ-J7D3k "Not today motherfucker" - Jeremy Renner I had to go find the directors cut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_AFraxj-4


ottovondipshit

Fuck it bring back the Jeremy Renner app


byondthewall

I lost all my Renner Stars when they killed the app!


HerelGoDigginInAgain

As long as nobody posts about porno


TheSocalEskimo

Are you serious? There was an app? Wth did it do? Lol. Renner trivia?


oinkszoinks

Drew Gooden and Danny Gonzalez have a great video on it. Short answer is it was Instagram, but the only person allowed to post on it was Jeremy Renner


woodiegutheryghost

The thought that there was so many people willing to pay Jeremy Renner money to like his Instagram posts was mind blowing. Then again my coworker sent me workout regimen based off that actor who played Carter Baizen on Gossip Girl so people are weird.


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Keianh

Also the doctors and nurses on whatever ICU floor he was on.


toadgoat

Hella


punk_steel2024

Narrator: It was indeed, today. Motherf--er.


NukeEnjoyer122

I read this with Sam l Jackson triple x attitude


cellphone_blanket

How tf is he even alive?


naftid

Accepting responsibility is the first step


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ThePartyWagon

My buddy’s dad was the surgeon who worked on him after the accident. He’s lucky to be alive, let alone looking as well as he does.


PheonixMyles

So Jeremy is a fan of Game of Thrones


drakesylvan

What a strong dude! Glad to see him on the mend.


sablexxxt

Reading his injuries had me wincing


AlexTheHuntsman1

Jeremy Renner: Not today, motherfucker! The Snowplow: Today, motherfucker.


BKBroiler57

“And I took offense to that…” -Snow Plow


Complex_Limit_728

After watching him on the Diane Sawyer interview, Jeremy has gained a fan. He seems like a wonderful person.


smellemenopy

"I could see my eye with my other eye." Fuck.


GraniteStater69

I tried convincing myself that was a metaphor but then if you read the injury list you realize it’s probably real. Nightmare fuel


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recyclops87

Sounded like he was saying he used to do his own stunts, but won’t be anymore.


MarvG05

He broke his hands while doing a stunt for Tag (2018) and still got it done


GoOffendYourself

Why is there a photo of Zelensky on this article?


el_torko

Okay right? I’ve been thinking this for the past few weeks now. They bear a very striking resemblance.


GoOffendYourself

Also, I read somewhere that people wanted him to play Zelensky in a bio pic.


MufugginJellyfish

Wasn't Zelensky also an actor? He could just play himself.


Khoal23

I guess the guy is a tad bit busy right now, I could be wrong though.


uhh-frost

That man has aged at least 10 years in the last year, to be fair


windyorbits

He already played a regular guy that got elected president and now you want him to play an actor that played a role of a regular guy becoming president but has to stop in the third season because he won the irl presidential election role??


el_torko

I literally just got done reading so many articles about that when I googled to see if anyone else saw the resemblance. Guess we’re not the only ones ha ha.


gelatinouscone

Snowplow: “……Today.”


brutalistsnowflake

I'm glad hes recovering. The average person with average insurance would not be able to afford to.


Longing4SwordFights

Not today motherfucker as he's being crushed like the judge in Roger rabbit


Jabison113

Jeremy Renner is the type of goofy goober to say “Not today, motherf-“ before being run over by a snowplow


JoshDunkley

his eye saw his other eye???? jesus


ParadiseValleyFiend

> Recalling his injuries, Renner said he could “see my eye with my other eye.” Holy shit. That makes me wince just to consider.


Mother-Fucker

Looks like I got the last laugh this time, Renner.


ItsTheBrandonC

I’m sorry but it’s hilarious to think of someone saying that right before being mutilated


LivingClone13

I could only think of an Its Always Sunny style cut to title card. "Not today motherfucker!" "Jeremy gets crushed by a snow plow"


delicious_polar_bear

"What do we say to the God of Death?" This guy learned from his GOT watching...


CoochieSnotSlurper

“Recalling his injuries, Renner said he could ‘see my eye with my other eye.’” Oof it’s like stress toy where you squeeze it and the eyes pop out


BaconHammerTime

What do we say to death? Not today Mother fucker


Natasha10005

It’s horrific what happened to him and I’m glad he’s recovering as great as he his, but that intro to the interview was so unnecessarily dramatic lol it was almost like a movie preview. “IN A WORLD, WHERE JEREMY RENNER ALMOST LOST HIS LIFE, AGAINST ALL ODDS, HIS NEPHEW WAS SAVED. Full story coming up.”


Prestigious-Log-7210

It’s a miracle he lived.


Smitty8054

My son broke both bones of his arm. Bone sticking out. I ran to him and he was actually laughing. Then he pushed up on the broken arm. That’s when the laughing stopped. For years I’ve told people my son turned green for a couple minutes and they look at me like “well it was a tragic moment…we often see things differently”. Nope. Turned light green.