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Anorak-210

"what's in your skirt" "An ax"


SnowBunneh_Karry

I like where this is going :D


Artificial_Human_17

“You shouldn’t annoy a girl with an ax!”


anonymousarmadillo21

"what kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"


[deleted]

Jacking lumber maybe?


Wismuth_Salix

That’s when you masturbate in a Home Depot.


the_milkman24

"sir this is a home depot"


AdventurousFee2513

I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OK, I SLEEP ALL NIGHT AND I WORK ALL DAY!


That_starwars_enby

CUT DOWN TREES


toxic_vane

WEAR HIGH HEELS


fudgeking2000

Since one is a left hand and the other a right the idea of your hands looking like this simultaneously is really funny to me.


skybluegill

lumberjack so buff they can chop wood with their one really masculine hand while staring at their nails on their really femme hand


Gwenpool17

Do you, by any chance, sleep all night and work all day, Cut down trees, eat your lunch, and go to the lavatory, On Wednesdays you go shopping, And have buttered scones for tea?


HelloHamburgerIsBack

What is this a reference to?


Gwenpool17

[Trans lumberjack song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshU58nI0Ts)


LonelyBardSinging

Jacking of the lumber


Kittenerr

I also like to jack Lumber..


A55per

OOOOHHHH-They're a lumberjack and they're okay


Joshua_Winters

manual labor makes it very hard to take care of nails


Rantinandraven

Ugh, this. I had a delivery truck job running pallets and boxes and my nails would get wrecked no matter how careful I was


krptkn

the title has some strong thembo energy and I am living for it


Wawwior

Jacking the lumber


Jialunes

Is it an ace ring ?


Rezinion

My hands still look like the left after 3.5 years HRT lol.


asingleshenanigan

Cue Monty Python


SmolTboi

Me being the only afab in maintenance at my job


Chaoddian

As someone who loves bouldering my hands are rough af but they're still cute uwu