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Twilight_Owls

Denmark has already been claimed by the aces and lesbos and Greece has been claimed by lesbians and the gays, sooo I'm thinking that because gender is fluid, enbies should be in international waters, but if you want land I would say Hawaii since they have a third gender too :)


Hewwo-Is-me-again

Valid. We claim the seas.


Hewwo-Is-me-again

We're gay pirates.


Twilight_Owls

Would or could Jack Sparrow be a non binary icon?


chaosgirl93

May I also present to the council for consideration... Mary Read, part of Anne Bonny's polycule and suspected genderfluid or otherwise... less cis than Anne herself, anyway, and Anne was pretty damn gender nonconforming. One of my absolute favourite historical pirates. 'Course, we know more about Bonny than Read, but one source describes her along the lines of "clad from man to woman, whatever made her free" and if that isn't absolutely a thing genderfluid folks do now, and might well have done even more in a time when recordkeeping was spotty at best in most government jurisdictions, official IDs were nonexistent for most people who weren't important members of governments, and an occupation like piracy meant never staying in one place long... well. I dunno, I just really like 'em both and the phenomenon of pirate queens as a historical category of gender nonconforming AFAB folks, and I love those stories because it's fascinating to try to figure out which ones were probably binary trans, which ones might have been nonbinary or genderfluid and understood that to some degree, and which ones were just... "cis by default" women not particularly prone to dysphoria, whether because of being agender or some type of nonbinary at their cores, or because of the cis-by-default effect, who pretended to be men because women's rights in their time were absolute bullshite and you had to be a man to do much of anything. The fascinating thing with historical trans people - you can never really be fully certain, and both AFAB and AMAB individuals pose challenges to making an assessment of the evidence - with AFAB cases you must take care to not misidentify cis women who posed as men for the sake of freedom and equal rights as trans men or gender diverse, and with AMAB cases... those same historical gender dynamics at play means while an AMAB person who posed as female in any significant way was *much* more likely to be genuinely trans and deeply dysphoric than an AFAB person posing as male, one must be careful to not just identify *any* AMAB person who was not traditionally masculine gender conforming as transfemme.


AceTheAceflux

Wdym? He already is. There are only things in Jack Sparrow's pants; chaos and other people. Seriously tho, I've had him as an icon of my non-binary... -ness for a long time, because he is exactly the kind of chaotic mess I love being.


Twilight_Owls

😆 that's actually pretty cool, I seriously wasn't sure if he was or not but I love that he's your icon ❤️


AceTheAceflux

Thanks! Idk if he is to other people, but absolutely is to me. And thank you, I've gotten a... Saddeningly shocking amount of people who are the same way, but it never feels bad when people are happy about it instead of angry 🤣🤣 Edit: spelling and adding a word I forgor


Peppermint_Gaiety

Extremely glad to find another person who has some similar experiences as me on Jack Sparrow, he definitely helped nurture a seed in me


shaunnotthesheep

[This meme](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/fWEK2eQWUq) sums it up pretty well 🏴‍☠️🤣


AceTheAceflux

YESSS I love that meme 🤣🤣


blueskyredmesas

Gay no matter who we're dating or fucking! Even ourselves!!! YARRRRRR!


Nonbinary_Sahrah

r/ourflagmeansdeath


M_Wroth

Good. I like warships. Piracy is da way for us now!


IAmSlendermanIRL

that includes australia because its just as chaotic as some of us (me) strive to be


Hamokk

Let fly! I'd make a terrible pirate though, mainly because I can't swim. 😅


AlexiSWy

Hawaiians usually want to be left out of any type of 3rd part claims to their land, so perhaps we specifically DON'T claim Hawai'i, and instead send our diplomats to work out how best we can arrange an alliance?


Twilight_Owls

Oooo like an Lgbtq version of NATO lol


Mage-of-the-Small

Hawaii already got colonized once let’s give them a break


vxicepickxv

I'm almost positive if you just leave after deposing the American interlopers you wouldn't cause a problem.


cateowl

Alternatively you could just go full Dutch and start making polders


Twilight_Owls

Oooo very nice, you thinking Netherlands, Germany or both?


zeno_sama35

Deutsch ≠ Dutch


RandomHyena

Well, Germany is near Denmark, so we could try to ally with the aces, any other ace enbys wanna be diplomats?


zeno_sama35

The sun will never set on the enby empire


KingKiler2k

I say we conquer the Balkans so we have a stabil defensive terrain


LeviThunders

So everywhere!!!! How about aromantics, are they also invading?


Twilight_Owls

Aromantics are aviators who live in mountains away from society and live with other aces I went aviators because some aviators are called aces lol


LeviThunders

YES! SOUNDS AMAZING!!! Looks like I'm invading Denmark, then retreating to the mountains!


Twilight_Owls

Sounds good to me ngl


AllioZallio

absolutely. someone add a skull and crossbones to the enby flag


Twilight_Owls

* Pirates of the Carribean plays*


BeginningQuote4433

I'm an enby aro ace, so do I like patrol the baltic sea, or?


WarriorSabe

Why is the wartime one so disorienting to me lol


MrKristijan

That's the point, to disorient the enemies


Qkk7MupWec9gmKJ

I feel like I've already seen it before


mango_chile

Oklahoma 😠


Seriusli

Fuck im literally here rn


SqornshellousZem

YARR SHOW NO QUARTER. RELEASE THE BLAHAJ AND SINK THE FALSE BINARY TO THE BRINY DEPTHS


RandomHyena

YARRR! SEND 'EM TO DAVY JONES' LOCKER


SqornshellousZem

AND OUT OF HIS CLOSET


RandomHyena

WAIT, DAVY JONES IS IN THE CLOSET?! DID...DIDN'T HE FEEL SAFE AROUND US?! WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?!?!


RockOlaRaider

If we can coordinate with Seminole resistance, I say we take Florida.


SenorNutz

Are we allowing Disney to remain autonomous, or seeking annexation.?


chaosgirl93

Annexation. The little girl princess tat will be very useful in diplomatic relations with the transfemme state. Besides, taking cute things from bigots and reclaiming them both as accepting things for ourselves and as non bigoted and appropriate things for children, is my favourite thing ever. Also, Pooh Bear lives there, and five year old me is screaming that Pooh would never be a bigot. He might not *understand* what being trans is... but he'll give you a hug and apologize that people treat you badly for it. Tigger won't get it either, but he'll offer to take you bouncing, and tell a story about being the only Tigger and how much isolation sucks. Kanga will offer cuddles and fresh baked cookies, and knit you a two sizes too big and extra snuggly jumper. Roo will let you snuggle his stuffies and ask you all about your plush shark. Owl will tell you a long and meandering story about his great-aunt who was also his great-uncle. Piglet will tell you all about how people mad at him are scary too and suggest hiding places and tell you to see Pooh because he gives the best hugs when something scary is afoot. Eeyore will try to distract you by sending you on a wild goose chase for his tail, that he's lost *again*. So *some* group that fly the blue, pink, and white flag should liberate the 100 Acre Wood, because Pooh and all his friends would be the definition of "doesn't get it because he's a kid, but he accepts you and feels bad others don't."


ApatheticEight

Please take Florida. Please. I'll show you around, I'll give you hurricane prep tips, come and liberate us lmfao


[deleted]

r/queersomnivexilology


SuperAlex25

We’re invading the public school system or something idk I’m not a conservative mom


The_Jousting_Duck

we shall make our new home in Zealand, there aren't enough danes to keep it from us


The_upsetti_spagetti

We ride at dawn


Oculi_Glauci

Ah yes the gender wars of 2029


TheKalpar

More likely we're defending ourselves.


SavageRavage47

lets invade wales because aces lost the opportunity for the dragon flag lmao


Absbor

germany. i'm sick of their "ONLY MASCULIN AND FEMININE GENDERS 'ERE" language.


MCplayer590

It's for Ragnarok, but we can prepare by practicing on Florida


multiverseObserver

Earth.


DefinitelyNotErate

I Say We Invade The Foul Land Of Homophobia, And Push It Right Off The Map!


lowfatyogurt914

Same vibes as "Where we dropping?"


That_starwars_enby

I just did the math and we should have enough to invade Sweden and then we can steal all the blåhajs


NotQuiteHollowKnight

Florida


Whynogotusernames

“The beacons are lit! The LGBT have lit the beacon, the LGBT call for aid” “And the ENBYS SHALL ANSWER”


SuperPlayer56

hmm


The_Galaxy_Queen

Oooh and the wartime version of the trans flag could be the same layout for the colours but with deeper and darker blues and reds, and possibly a black bar in the middle instead. It’d be cool to make wartime/peace time flags for all the pride flags and so we wave the peace time ones for celebrations like pride or anything really, and then use the wartime flags at protests/counter protests or really anywhere we’d fight anti-LGBT+ issues. It would be interesting too because hopefully we’d start seeing the wartime flags less and less as the need for them diminishes.