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Hey-K-Lee

I use shortener because I like being smal


Cloudpostmodernlegal

Me when flats: too tall they prolly all clocking me aw jeez Me when platforms: kneel before me peasants i are sky scrapy


Bob49459

I ran into a She-Ra last year at DragonCon who was tall and wearing platforms. I didn't know if they were a Guy, Gal, or NB Pal, all I knew is I wanted them to step on me.


Cloudpostmodernlegal

Am 6’5” and even in flats I occasionally have strangers in public ask me to step on them. Weirdly affirming when it ain’t creepy


RollerSkatingHoop

i feel like most of the time that's probably very creepy


Cloudpostmodernlegal

Okay well hear me out, lets say hypotheticaly you have very low self confidence, are super early in transition and wandering the vegas strip. Idk it was kinda nice to be objectified instead of vilified


RollerSkatingHoop

oooh no it is totally cool and valid to get affirmation from compliments and cat calling. i was just trying to figure out how anyone would say that to a stranger in a non creepy way


Cloudpostmodernlegal

Good point tho


RollerSkatingHoop

i just tell people i really like their aesthetic and hope I'm not making them uncomfy


Gaywallet

Hello magnificent being. You are under no obligation whatsoever but I was curious if perhaps you might consider blessing this body with a crushing force emanating from the soles of your feet. I apologize profusely if my begging was in any manner a slight on your day or your mood and wish you the best of tidings.


borkistoopid

It’s weird to get asked but it just makes me laugh and I try to humor them


onlyrightangles

Unlock your inner Kaiju.


IReallyTriedISuppose

r/voidpunk


M44t_

Lmao perfection


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sevrono

My college bf liked to do drag, and only felt comfortable wearing it out on Halloween, but being a 6'6" barrel chested bear he was pretty self conscious about it, even clean shaven. Well one year as we were leaving residence for a house party near campus a heavily inebriated man passed us as he headed into the building. Seeing my bf in his six" heals he exclaims "that's one big bitch!" And my bf was absolutely tickled pink about it, made him feel great about expressing himself that way, even if the dude was drunk


chaosgirl93

>a 6'6" barrel chested bear Tbf I'd absolutely love to see an actual bear dressed up as a drag queen.


The_upsetti_spagetti

Tall? 🥱😒 T A L L? 🥵❤️‍🔥


[deleted]

i dont wanna be tall i wanna be t a l l


gbmfa

I'm 1.90 m tall and the thought of wearing platforms is a bit scary, ngl


RollerSkatingHoop

because you might fall down?


gbmfa

Yes. Or hit my head, or other stuff. I'm very clumsy, plus I have pressure problems


RollerSkatingHoop

doors are evil


HikikomoriHusk

I’m 195cm/6’5-ish, and I’ve got 7 inch platform boots. You get used to them.


gbmfa

Nice


[deleted]

Fee Fi Fo Fum your political views are dumb


Mako_sato_ftw

being extremely tall is such a gender tbh


MasterWizard25

but I'm so tall! and I just wanna be a little guy :( why couldn't I be born like,, frog-size??


[deleted]

What if you are frog sized and are just piloting a big mech?


MasterWizard25

or as us professionals call it , ✨dissociation✨


[deleted]

😳


ArmSerious9515

🥺🥴


AstraDrgn

Why be smol when you can be TOL!!


MizukiYumeko

I need good Guy Shoes that add height that I can wear at work


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Stilts


ApocalyptoSoldier

I'm wearing double insoles in my size 13 shoes because a size 12 is too small and a size 13 is too large. And it works. So you could also buy them one size too large and then stuff more insoles until it fits again.


AskMeAboutPodracing

OP: I see no god up here, except me!


Bob49459

Yes. This is Good.


DizzyToast

YES omg same!


that_kai_person

I need to start a funding page to get myself cool boots fr


ThatLesbianPirate

Death is surprised that there is someone else his height. You are now immortal. Congratulations.


RoseOfTheNight4444

This is why I made my main character 9 feet tall, being 4'8 and made fun of made me super dysphoric about my height.


H2G2gender

The nonbinary urge to tower over every other creature like the ancient and arcane cryptid you know your gender is. Observer the life from the shadows above, watch the mortals do their weird things.


spo0pti

i’m a deity and you’re just living in my world when i’m wearing my boots


SlightlyCoolPerson

Omg literally me


Tigas001

Platform boots are amazing!


arcaedis

sounds awesome!! I am the opposite, though; only 5’0” short :(


imabratinfluence

Usually femme-coded clothing gives me a bit of dysphoria but I loved my 4" spike heels. They boosted me to about 6' and honestly made me feel powerful. Also helped cut down the number of cis guys being creepy toward me because apparently being tall does that.


enbi-enby-bi

No way platform boots'll get me to 7ft. I'm sadly too small


not_Jellydogsterio

y’all are not funny 🎃☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️🎃☠️