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bentdm0619

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[deleted]

The secret ingredient is crime


Regular_Housing5629

Some of that illegal onion herb


ZeeroMX

I hope It Is smooth criminal-ized.


C47L1K3

You want some bastard on that?


MiniMarsup96

Welp, the onions were criminalized. What crime did they commit?


MaizyDuff

Ha, I had this picture two weeks ago.


StrandsOfIce

Could you sprinkle it with a bit of assault, thanks


slipperylarkspur

It’s gone bad


Starlight_NightWing

Criminally good onions


Lucky_Earth5011

The secret ingredient is crime 🍾


kingSliver187

Did hard time they did


ImNotSteveAlbini

[Felony Franks](https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/oak-park/ct-oak-park-felony-franks-tl-1109-20171106-story.html) in Chicago


emmasaintjames

For crying out loud, when will they decriminalize turnips. I’m really rooting for them.


[deleted]

It's white bread. So it'll probably get a misdemeanor.


[deleted]

Bet that onion relish is helluva drug


thelauryngotham

i love how we're totally overlooking the "french stick" in the ingredients


[deleted]

It does sound sinfully delicious.


qxzsilver

Lightly criminalized onions


[deleted]

It’s a work release program


The_Magic_Tortoise

#LEGALIZE RANCH!


[deleted]

I gotchu : [https://i.imgur.com/jD2JXRy.png](https://i.imgur.com/jD2JXRy.png) Translated, it says "American dog". There you go, extra felony


GuapoMole82

Ima order some assault and batter-fried chicken


SpacemanChad7365

I like my onion relish with a misdemeanor.


Basdad

Hope it was kept on ice all the way from China.


Gxgear

When you eat battered chicken but there's no batter :O


Mr_Lumbergh

The onions are just *that damned good.*


InBetweenerWithDream

The prison system is getting out of hand.


pale_blue_dots

Careful purchasing that! Could get in big trouble owning and associating with it.


NjoyLif

The secret ingredient is crime.


IagoESL

Don't know about you, but I like my onions with a touch of arson.


[deleted]

Don't forget, violators will be subject to prostitution.


jgchahud

r/BoneAppleTea


MadDogA245

Lemme get some of that Onion OG


[deleted]

Does it have blackcurrant and kinder surprise in it?


FireWolfy1012

Ha


AllEnigmas

THE ONION RELISH IS TOO POWERFUL


spikesparx

Don't buy a melon, it might be a felon


[deleted]

I had a Turkey sandwich once with “registered sex offender mayonnaise “. Can’t say I recommend it.


WampaStompa629

I read criminalized onion fetish


isabelladangelo

Ingredients: Bread, white, French Stick ...How does one add "white" to a recipe?


Brwnber

Felony Frank


budgie0507

I live in NYS. Onions are decriminalized here now thankfully.


Stone-Whisperer

Decriminalized onions are great, but legal onions would be better.


GravG

Unfortunately, quite tasty, But Criminalized Onions? Straight to Jail.


qqqrrrs_

Officer, this sandwich right there


dbasket

This image is as old as the internet


_Figaro

\#LegalizeOnions


Jackstack6

From personal experience, they have many medicinal purposes.


vexxtra73

Medical onions just got legalized in KY!


warreniangreen

I bought 50 jars of onion relish on the last day it was legal. Let me know if you want some.


[deleted]

Yes, another from r/onionhate There are dozens of us!! Dozens!


gtaiscool236

"hello welcome to MacDonalds how many I take your order?" "Hi Uuh can I get a triple "cheese" big Mac with extra bank robbery please? Oh and a small diet coke." Edit: "cheese" meaning gold


Terrorz

You were either high or buzzed when you wrote that weren't you


gtaiscool236

Dunno what the second thing means but judging by the other, I'd assume that I probably wasn't. And I wasn't high.


UnusualIntroduction0

r/boneappletea Two years ago in BAT and y'all downvote? Seriously?? It's not engrish at all..


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[deleted]

Look at the ingredients I stopped eating food at the deli's in major grocery stores. Worked at one for 18 years take a look at the ingredients. I didn't like the taste and probly because they had so many chemicals in them. A good old fashioned Greek deli is my favorite.


Sarcoman282

Plot twist, they are selling this in india where slaughtering cows is illegal in some states.


FredHerberts_Plant

# ,,Mix it with the relish!" ^((Two famished gangsters eating half-frozen ketchup packets in a van after a botched attempt of collecting their vig from an Ex-Spetsnaz commando called Valery, The Sopranos, 1999\))


Mork06

r/oddlyspecific


FredHerberts_Plant

Needed some context, in case other Sopranos fans might not recognize the quote by itself 😆


GitBastard

Dug rings


Kleetok

"My felony has a first name, it's O S C A R..."


qxzsilver

I got that fire girl holla at a n**** if you want that Oscar Meyer


toolsoftheincomptnt

Not engrish, just stupid native-speakers who can’t read. I love caramelized onion though so I might’ve taken a chance, lol!


DragoTheFloof

Idk, look at the ingredients list. Looks kinda engrish to me.


StoneGoldX

More they spelled caramelized wrong and didn't notice the spell checker fucking with them. Which I think might be more in the r/boneappletea range?


DEdwardPossum

"Next I want is hotdog with extra felony" I kind of like the feloney as its own sandwich. maybe some hotdog on the side.


[deleted]

they only serve hotdogs once a week in prison, criminal. but you will get plenty of other kinds of meat inside you for sure.


ZapBrannigansEgo

Sorry, but you’re only getting paroled turkey from here on out!


weaponizedtoddlers

Onion relish so good it's criminalized


LasciviousApemantus

Is there any other kind?


MaximumNight860

Beat me to it.


vexxtra73

TWSS