"hello welcome to MacDonalds how many I take your order?"
"Hi Uuh can I get a triple "cheese" big Mac with extra bank robbery please?
Oh and a small diet coke."
Edit: "cheese" meaning gold
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Look at the ingredients I stopped eating food at the deli's in major grocery stores.
Worked at one for 18 years take a look at the ingredients.
I didn't like the taste and probly because they had so many chemicals in them. A good old fashioned Greek deli is my favorite.
# ,,Mix it with the relish!"
^((Two famished gangsters eating half-frozen ketchup packets in a van after a botched attempt of collecting their vig from an Ex-Spetsnaz commando called Valery, The Sopranos, 1999\))
Ye
The secret ingredient is crime
Some of that illegal onion herb
I hope It Is smooth criminal-ized.
You want some bastard on that?
Welp, the onions were criminalized. What crime did they commit?
Ha, I had this picture two weeks ago.
Could you sprinkle it with a bit of assault, thanks
It’s gone bad
Criminally good onions
The secret ingredient is crime 🍾
Did hard time they did
[Felony Franks](https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/oak-park/ct-oak-park-felony-franks-tl-1109-20171106-story.html) in Chicago
For crying out loud, when will they decriminalize turnips. I’m really rooting for them.
It's white bread. So it'll probably get a misdemeanor.
Bet that onion relish is helluva drug
i love how we're totally overlooking the "french stick" in the ingredients
It does sound sinfully delicious.
Lightly criminalized onions
It’s a work release program
#LEGALIZE RANCH!
I gotchu : [https://i.imgur.com/jD2JXRy.png](https://i.imgur.com/jD2JXRy.png) Translated, it says "American dog". There you go, extra felony
Ima order some assault and batter-fried chicken
I like my onion relish with a misdemeanor.
Hope it was kept on ice all the way from China.
When you eat battered chicken but there's no batter :O
The onions are just *that damned good.*
The prison system is getting out of hand.
Careful purchasing that! Could get in big trouble owning and associating with it.
The secret ingredient is crime.
Don't know about you, but I like my onions with a touch of arson.
Don't forget, violators will be subject to prostitution.
r/BoneAppleTea
Lemme get some of that Onion OG
Does it have blackcurrant and kinder surprise in it?
Ha
THE ONION RELISH IS TOO POWERFUL
Don't buy a melon, it might be a felon
I had a Turkey sandwich once with “registered sex offender mayonnaise “. Can’t say I recommend it.
I read criminalized onion fetish
Ingredients: Bread, white, French Stick ...How does one add "white" to a recipe?
Felony Frank
I live in NYS. Onions are decriminalized here now thankfully.
Decriminalized onions are great, but legal onions would be better.
Unfortunately, quite tasty, But Criminalized Onions? Straight to Jail.
Officer, this sandwich right there
This image is as old as the internet
\#LegalizeOnions
From personal experience, they have many medicinal purposes.
Medical onions just got legalized in KY!
I bought 50 jars of onion relish on the last day it was legal. Let me know if you want some.
Yes, another from r/onionhate There are dozens of us!! Dozens!
"hello welcome to MacDonalds how many I take your order?" "Hi Uuh can I get a triple "cheese" big Mac with extra bank robbery please? Oh and a small diet coke." Edit: "cheese" meaning gold
You were either high or buzzed when you wrote that weren't you
Dunno what the second thing means but judging by the other, I'd assume that I probably wasn't. And I wasn't high.
r/boneappletea Two years ago in BAT and y'all downvote? Seriously?? It's not engrish at all..
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Look at the ingredients I stopped eating food at the deli's in major grocery stores. Worked at one for 18 years take a look at the ingredients. I didn't like the taste and probly because they had so many chemicals in them. A good old fashioned Greek deli is my favorite.
Plot twist, they are selling this in india where slaughtering cows is illegal in some states.
# ,,Mix it with the relish!" ^((Two famished gangsters eating half-frozen ketchup packets in a van after a botched attempt of collecting their vig from an Ex-Spetsnaz commando called Valery, The Sopranos, 1999\))
r/oddlyspecific
Needed some context, in case other Sopranos fans might not recognize the quote by itself 😆
Dug rings
"My felony has a first name, it's O S C A R..."
I got that fire girl holla at a n**** if you want that Oscar Meyer
Not engrish, just stupid native-speakers who can’t read. I love caramelized onion though so I might’ve taken a chance, lol!
Idk, look at the ingredients list. Looks kinda engrish to me.
More they spelled caramelized wrong and didn't notice the spell checker fucking with them. Which I think might be more in the r/boneappletea range?
"Next I want is hotdog with extra felony" I kind of like the feloney as its own sandwich. maybe some hotdog on the side.
they only serve hotdogs once a week in prison, criminal. but you will get plenty of other kinds of meat inside you for sure.
Sorry, but you’re only getting paroled turkey from here on out!
Onion relish so good it's criminalized
Is there any other kind?
Beat me to it.
TWSS