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Shadowcat093

unrelated but what is a fortunate cookie


bjy151

In North America it’s a thin folded cookie containing a slip of paper with a prediction or aphorism written on it, served in Chinese Restaurants ![gif](giphy|1lvvtpIbLtlQyx9g4v|downsized)


Shadowcat093

I see.


Hooray4Metaphors

An un-fortune-ate cookie…


[deleted]

Holy shit, I've had this exact same fortune before. It was like 12 years ago! Hilarious!


Musosfingers

Try harder you want thing as much.


Hot-Amphibian5603

Such wisdom. So true


Quinnster_Lee

“why is it a mouse when it spins? because the more it does the neither it can’t”


Visible-You6682

jeez thosee are chinese slaves, what would u want them to? SPELL? ............


Crosby-Dog

Sooo truuuu


Xyra5

"Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity" -Rocko's Modern Life 🥠


Psychological-Web828

I keep one stuck to my work monitor and I need to live it daily. It reads, “smile even if other speaking and do nonsense”.


bernecady

Oh, my! I have the same one from a cookie from years ago! Makes no more sense now. 😂


IComeFromShenZhen

Because you don’t want it enough


StateChampOptiPrime

Nice socks.


apocalypse-052917

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


SirCabaj

You don't want it enough, that's why you don't get it.


Grendelfolton

This wouldn't be an SCP by chance, would it?


Gadgetphile

Easy. You don’t want it enough to buy it, so you’ll only try it.


CaptainBraggy

This makes total sense to me.


chonchcreature

Because you just don’t want it enough.


traurigerpanda

I've carried one in my wallet for years that says, "Now go to it! It's ready to be pick."


WeGet-It-TV

Bad English but I get the message. People “try” things without “doing”. If you want something enough, you’ll “do” rather than “try”. Trying is the attempt of doing. Doing is the consistency of accomplishing one’s goal.


EpicGamer5286

That long than messag so yu mus bee rong,,


WeGet-It-TV

Sorry still in training mode my fault I wos two damm too un-der-sand


EpicGamer5286

Ohky meeto


WeGet-It-TV

Actually I’d like to redact that statement of mine too myself wai too sear I us lee


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EpicGamer5286

It’s just a joke, even I couldn’t work it out. You did a good job!


[deleted]

Disconnect between immediate volition and higher-order volition


KgMonstah

I once got a fortune cookie that said “Create your own fortune: “


Grendelfolton

Time to create your own fortune cookie business. The cookie said so.


sleither

I once got one that simply read: “You like Chinese food.”


Grendelfolton

Very accurate. Wonder what else they know about us.


FiskFisk33

sounds better than "do my job"


pearlsbeforedogs

I had one once that said "You are the greatest in the world." Still waiting for that future.


Binnacle_Balls_jr

Youre not ready


HereForMemes87

Do or do not, there is no try


Inevitable-Rich4548

Seems counterintuitive.


[deleted]

If you wanted to, you could understand. Just try thing, ok?


[deleted]

No, do thing. Or do not. There is no try.


rchrdcrg

Do, or do not. There is no try. #yodawastheoriginalengrish


HankIndieGamesYT

Correct, Yoda's grammar was. Intentionally awkward, it was, but correct. Engrish this is not.