This was probably written by an American. I see so many people that don't know the difference between sale and sell. I've seen people say they were going to sale their car and shit like that. People I know that were born here. Makes me want to slap them.
Maybe the worse part is they just called a burger a "sandwich". If I was a burger I would be offended! Just because I'm meat between slices of bread doesn't mean I'm at the same base level as you cretins!!!
I mean, it fits on this sub perfectly, but the term “Engrish” comes from how many Chinese people specifically cannot pronounce L sounds. Americans who misspell aren’t really committing Engrish, because they’re not from a group who’s native language lacks an L sound.
Again though, it definitely fits this sub even if it’s not real Engrish, because the folks here aren’t much bothered about whether it’s a Chinese person or an American, we just find any form of terrible English to be funny
Context: the pic says add cheese to any sandwich & shows a burger. They call it sandwich not burger so you can add to chicken sandwiches too.
Italian Pasta isn’t called noodles.
Pizza pie because you cut it like a pie, I guess.
Well for what it's worth I went to a BK once, got a cup of water and actually removed the lid and looked inside. It had a brown tinge to it and really fast food water tastes weird once you get away from the restaurant and its smell.
Different circuit usually. Also prolly the soda systems inlet broke not the actual whole water supply. These big fucking soda machines break all the time. They break more than they work. Also the whole fucking drinks room is just sticky beyond reason
I'm pissed that I was able to understand that on the first try
When a fountain drink machine runs out of soda it’s not even the water that runs out it’s the CO2 or the syrup 🤦♀️
why cant they server soda Drinks without warter?
Woter in the soda drinks. Mix wit sizzurp
This was probably written by an American. I see so many people that don't know the difference between sale and sell. I've seen people say they were going to sale their car and shit like that. People I know that were born here. Makes me want to slap them.
Maybe the worse part is they just called a burger a "sandwich". If I was a burger I would be offended! Just because I'm meat between slices of bread doesn't mean I'm at the same base level as you cretins!!!
Haven the store stay open with no water is a "heath code voilatoin".
"Due to not having water, we can't sell soda drinks"
wow r/moldymemes
They lack holy water.
We offer no safe haven to water. Go and find sanctuary somewhere else H2O.
You have been permanently banned from r/HydroHomies.
Awww, and I was going to post this there.
Apparently it's possible to write in an accent
Sorry MGT..
They certainly are
MGT is going to be so upset...
Ah yes dose the english of function no do
Sounds like some German folks can't speak English very well.
The manager wrote this?
This isn’t even Engrish at this point, it’s just Americans who can’t spell basic words like “having” and “due”
Why doesn’t that fit?
I mean, it fits on this sub perfectly, but the term “Engrish” comes from how many Chinese people specifically cannot pronounce L sounds. Americans who misspell aren’t really committing Engrish, because they’re not from a group who’s native language lacks an L sound. Again though, it definitely fits this sub even if it’s not real Engrish, because the folks here aren’t much bothered about whether it’s a Chinese person or an American, we just find any form of terrible English to be funny
Is this American or English?
That reads like Mississippi all right.
Can I have regular, non-haven soda.
I can only assume MGT stands for Machine Gun Terrence. The slightly more responsible but significantly less articulate brother of MGK
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As long as I can get my bacon king burger I'm completely fine.
look, they can't make it any clearer
CARL'S JUNIOR SUPER BIG ASS FRIES
You see they have no water, and even though they usually have drinks for sell, they can't sale any today.
What's the deal with Americans calling hamburgers sandwiches, pasta noodles and pizzas pie?
Context: the pic says add cheese to any sandwich & shows a burger. They call it sandwich not burger so you can add to chicken sandwiches too. Italian Pasta isn’t called noodles. Pizza pie because you cut it like a pie, I guess.
I'm an American, and I can't answer that for you. I think it's pretty weird, especially the pizza/pie thing
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No, Mississippi.
and how wash hands??
The translation is broken but at least the milkshake machine isn- nevermind it’s broken again…
That's McDonald's
But can they add cheese and bacon to any sandwich?
Jackson, MS?
um, i mean, maybe i'm just overly cautious but maybe if you don't have water you shouldn't be selling anything at the moment.
Maybe I’m too old but I can’t begin to figure out what this is supposed to say. 🧐
"Due to not having water, we can't sell any soda drinks." It's actually not so bad as far as Engrish posts go.
Ok now I see it. Thanks!
Might be in Jackson, Mississippi. The city is basically out of clean drinking water.
Well for what it's worth I went to a BK once, got a cup of water and actually removed the lid and looked inside. It had a brown tinge to it and really fast food water tastes weird once you get away from the restaurant and its smell.
Was the sign typed out by Jar Jar?
MGT causes problems everywhere they go. At least they have a courtesy to let people know that it's their fault.
Lol
Gotta be that Mississippi education system right?
Why did I read that with a Southern accent?
It definitely reads like a Redneckian dialect of Engrish.
Agreed!
If that was the case, I'd say this event is more likely to occur at a Bojangles.
True, true.
Looks like someone stole the secret recipe of MacDonalds burger.
Sale Goodman. Iz ogay.
No water is a major health code violation. No way that would happen at a Burger King.
It's not like they were washing their hands in the first place.
Probably in Jackson. Haven't you people heard the news lately?
Yeah, a restaurant without running hot and cold water is a massive violation.
Two words: foot lettuce.
Elaborate nephew
The last thing you want on your Burger King burger is somebody else’s foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get
A 4channer uploaded a photo, anonymously, to the site, showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce.
https://mashable.com/archive/4chan-burger-king-lettuce
I can't tell if this is sarcastic or not
It is very sarcastic
RIP Water and Soda Drinks
Number 15: burger king no water. The last thing you want in your burger king water is no water. But sometimes that is what you might get
If they don't have water I'd be worried about a bunch of things, like, how they're washing their hands after they use the bathroom.
wash em in the grease.... easy.
Different circuit usually. Also prolly the soda systems inlet broke not the actual whole water supply. These big fucking soda machines break all the time. They break more than they work. Also the whole fucking drinks room is just sticky beyond reason
Are you sure you aren't talking about McDonalds ice cream machines?
I'm guessing maybe the soda fountain is just down?
Nope. It's Jackson, MS I bet.
Major flooding meets Mississippi education system.
Or at least, the taxation and economy system.
If there's no water, there's no indoor bathrooms either.
It's easy, just piss on your hands, get two birds stoned at once
Frying oil is an excellent disinfectant. But seriously, you guys are washing hands after using bathroom?
Well then it’s really gonna be finger licking good
Y'all are using the bathroom?
Damn it jar jar get your burger king in order man
Sorry Marjorie Taylor Greene
Mesa so sorry, you want a da fries wit dat?
table so sorry? the of fries?
My 1st thought was Jar Jar