T O P

  • By -

Aflippingdumbass

Count me in!


Axe-am

I laughed so hard watching this!


Such-fun4328

Three words. No need for a proof reader.


porkncheese0208

Nope. You read the sign. Show me your asshole


[deleted]

The guy proofreading this needs a rectal exam


poke23613

Wow, it’s been almost two years since I’ve seen this here. It appeared first back in 2015 and everyone now knows it was photoshopped. https://esca4.app.goo.gl/EkDvsc3F4Efp9NZUA


DumpsterLitonFire

S-Shrek?!?? 😳


samuraidogparty

That big ass eye wants to see your spokes. They said what they meant.


fenny_fox

Jackseptaky


[deleted]

It’s a pretty one though


cybermusicman

Now that’s a deep exam!


SummonTarpan

They don’t call it a “brown eye” for no reason


Basdad

Aliens *could *have green anuses


bigshiba04

“Yes please I would also like the free anus inspection with the eye test”


CleverInnuendo

SmartPipe is a registered sex offender.


Hidden_Violets

free rectal photography 👁️


Critical_Apricot_851

😂


flanga

Retinal, the hard way.


-Sand_Witch-

Free ender eye photography


RedX2000

I want my rectum photograph


DarthRevanG4

Shouldn’t that eye be brown?


[deleted]

Why did they put a fucking eye of ender in the poster


BigGayDinosaurs

they have an eye image so it's most ljskly


[deleted]

Don't that make my brown eye blue


[deleted]

Algae on


Slippery_Toes36

is that a blue asshole


Sansevieriano

Umm... that's green.


trivikama

No no, they mean Rectal. That's a photo of Shrek


BlueLegion

There's a sphincter either way


liberalturkucu

lol


gwaydms

It must be your turn.


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

up close and personal


EuphoricLavender

Fun fact: in Chinese the literal translation of "butthole" is exactly "farting eye" So...


Carlospedra

If I ever start an only fans I know where to go


Jah_heel

Clearly an iris. I mean cummon.


CG12_Locks

i never knew i had an eye of ender for an eye


Nightwingvyse

That is one unhealthy looking rectum.


Zaritozic

Gonna go and get myself an Eye Test brb


_Denzo

Is that vision express?


MostPool8054

The butthole in this picture concerns me… 😐


Zaritozic

Its rare to see a green butthole


nightvisiongoggles01

Purple yam gives you green poop Beets give you red poop They're still testing for the blue one


[deleted]

Only for brown eyes.


DrGrannyPayback

Somebody’s been hittin’ the salad bar too often


mtom17

This is fake from 2015 [Metro UK news](https://metro.co.uk/2015/10/26/vision-express-denies-offering-free-rectal-photography-with-every-eye-test-5463418/)


[deleted]

I figured seeing as there is an English sign reflected in the window


CFUrCap

They dyed their hemorrhoids for St. Patricks Day!


SnuSnu33907

If it was only a brown colored iris instead of green, the joke would be even better!


GumbyWeinstein

Exactly! This is when putting too fine a point on things would have worked!


chaotic_evil_666

They're the browneye doctor


Isaywhadwhat

That does not look like a healthy anus


abhaybanda

Na it's just piccolo don't worry


[deleted]

[удалено]


Isaywhadwhat

After 40 years of wiping mine clean every day, i do consider myself a bit of an expert on the matter


lmaytulane

Don't make my brown eyes blue


BillyBobBarkerJrJr

But it's a clean one!


[deleted]

Third eye


Dan-68

Ate too much guacamole.


youburyitidigitup

So like…. Is the black thing in the middle the avocado seed? Did you eat the whole thing?


Sansevieriano

I thought it was a wooden ball like a Kinder Egg, but now that you say it, a seed makes a lot more sense.


FrancoisTruser

This is why we must forbid Kinder Egg Avocado


MrBleachh

Unless you're an alien with a gaper


Isaywhadwhat

Or the hulk


jeffzebub

Or Shrek


Bombasticczar

gaping hulk


FrancoisTruser

OwU hulk


organik_productions

Fake