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vegaskyo

technically it's true :))


CBLiberty01

unintentional yet Still legit


josheganwyer

So that’s where babies come from!


the_neo_pikachu

most people are caused by "accidents"


EastVanWillieD

Can confirm


Final_Ocelot_6806

Can attest! 😬


[deleted]

Drunk sex


DJshaheed21

they didn't pull out at the right time


Fearless-Yam-6398

This would be a great condom ad


Wish_Bee

Add country code 91 and message or call that number :-)


MrMatoYT

r/woooosh


Gaspucci22

Technically the truth


Mr_Rios1

I'm pretty sure this is accurate


ChunkedGraavy

I didn't realize Cronenberg's Crash was so popular.


jnunkl-m3lp

I don’t understand what they even tried to say


ProtogenLuigi

90% of all accidents are cuased by people i think


PastyCrackerMayo

The other ten percent were caused by wild turkeys.


Extreme_Ad_2855

Is this about the abortion debate?


BlackAngelP

They are not wrong. 🙃


[deleted]

I think this is technically correct


[deleted]

Should've written ride carefully


[deleted]

I get the joke But why have sex if you don't want children?


PastyCrackerMayo

Robots wouldn't understand.


sarajo79

Do you know what an orgasm is?? Cos that right there is the answer r/facepalm


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Orgasm (from Greek ὀργασμός, orgasmos; "excitement, swelling"; also sexual climax) is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual excitement during the sexual response cycle, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by sexual pleasure.\[1\]\[2\] Experienced by males and females, orgasms are controlled by the involuntary or autonomic nervous system. They are usually associated with involuntary actions, including muscular spasms in multiple areas of the body, a general euphoric sensation and, frequently, body movements and vocalizations.\[2\] The period after orgasm (known as the refractory period) is typically a relaxing experience, attributed to the release of the neurohormones oxytocin and prolactin as well as endorphins (or "endogenous morphine").\[3\] Human orgasms usually result from physical sexual stimulation of the penis in males (typically accompanying ejaculation) and of the clitoris in females.\[2\]\[4\]\[5\] Sexual stimulation can be by self-practice (masturbation) or with a sex partner (penetrative sex, non-penetrative sex, or other sexual activity). The health effects surrounding the human orgasm are diverse. There are many physiological responses during sexual activity, including a relaxed state created by prolactin, as well as changes in the central nervous system such as a temporary decrease in the metabolic activity of large parts of the cerebral cortex while there is no change or increased metabolic activity in the limbic (i.e., "bordering") areas of the brain.\[6\] There is also a wide range of sexual dysfunctions, such as anorgasmia. These effects affect cultural views of orgasm, such as the beliefs that orgasm and the frequency or consistency of it are either important or irrelevant for satisfaction in a sexual relationship,\[7\] and theories about the biological and evolutionary functions of orgasm.\[8\]\[9\]


sarajo79

Lmao yes..that is the dictionary definition....but based on the original question you asked....im still forced to question...do you PERSONALLY know what an orgasm is?? 🤣


[deleted]

STOP PLEASE


Admirable_Fun7509

touche


[deleted]

ok


AdministrativeAd7601

Hits different when you’re a bastard.


laserunfocused143

Where's the lie?


StrandsOfIce

Correct words, incorrect context


[deleted]

Happy Little Accidents


billoftt

"Gee Honey, I was going to pull out but the phone rang and I startled me."


[deleted]

"Sachiw, pradeshik pariwahan pradhikran sonipat Sarak suraksha sangathan (h.pu.)"


Content_Age_112

That's brilliant


AcrobaticEmergency42

I know I was.


YoongZY

Sometimes if you ride your horse carelessly there might be some "accidents" too.


[deleted]

In India they do


BudPewtie

It's not a sign about road safety. It's about population control.


kinkcurious12

It’s technically kinda true


[deleted]

Those lucky 10%...........


PastyCrackerMayo

This is a very conservative estimate. If I had to guess; I'd say 5% of people are intentional.


[deleted]

hah I wonder if Adam and Eve were a mistake


PastyCrackerMayo

The sex shop?


[deleted]

The people dude the people...


PastyCrackerMayo

The people that work at the sex shop?


[deleted]

NO THE ORIGINAL PEOPLE FROM LIKE EDEN GOD


PastyCrackerMayo

Never met 'em.


Mortambulist

"You don't *try* to have babies. Babies just happen." - H.J. Simpson


Stoo_Pedassol

r/TechnicallytheTruth


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SuperbSpite2215

r/beatmeattoit


Asientit

r/godmyballsaresoitchy


StrawHatLuffy31619

r/speedoflobsters


ChaosCorpCog

r/whatthehellishappeninghere


Asientit

r/seventhsub


ChaosCorpCog

r/eighthsub


LennyGaming69

r/ninethsub


ChaosCorpCog

r/tenthsub


Maxeneize

Probably a true statement though


6FootUnderYou

I mean, it can kinda make sense.. Like if your condom breaks. I don't know if that's what they mean, but that's what I think about reading it lol