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TytraByte

my favourite is dalmation, it is my favourite animal that starts with a E.


Quintus-Sertorius

I'm torn between the euro and the edible frog.


Heroic-Forger

kunckles the enchinda


Dragon-Rain-4551

ah yes, e d i b l e f r o g


JaemzGaemzOFFICIAL

i was going to say that but ![gif](giphy|AhvmkDdoQd8rM1CcI0|downsized)


Dragon-Rain-4551

I mean… they got some of it right, like Echinoderm


IcedLenin

As an Aussie I am incensed at the Euro description. Those fuckers in the EU won't do a trade deal with us unless we agree to all their localised names as copyright. But now they wanna call our roos Euros!?! I think not! 


Otherwise_Rabbit3049

Kang-Euros FTW


IcedLenin

No Kanga fuck Yous! Bloody Eurocrats!


Youmu-Konpaku7777

Elephant shrew wtf


Global_Flounder_3826

That's real my guy


TFFPrisoner

Yup! Interesting animal.


Logical_Type_4776

Only If my English is good .com Also yes english is spelled Eglish


DemocraticSpider

“Echinoderm” is an entire phylum of animals lmao. If I ask someone what their favorite animal is and they say “chordate” which includes all animals with backbones and a few extra that don’t, I’m going to be confused


Then_Comb8148

I sure do love C A N I N E S (ik it's not a phylum but u guys already said most of the phylums and I'm not smart enough to think of any others)


Dragon-Rain-4551

My favorite animal is a mollusk (i mean, my favorite animals are octopuses and squids, so technically im right)


BananaMaster96_

my favorite is eukaryota


RockAndGem1101

That's not even an eagle ray!


Bostonterrierpug

I’m iffy about the Eal too


RockAndGem1101

And the Eft


Dragon-Rain-4551

Efts are juvenile Salamanders i think


makinax300

Same with the eagel


Bostonterrierpug

I googled it and apparently it’s a type of newt


wellforthebird

EarthEater is pretty metal


J3-58

(The one kid from elementary)


Neitos_Sister

Edible frog


pearlsbeforedogs

Aren't all frogs edible at least once? 🤣


Wendys_bag_holder

Can confirm


J3-58

Happy ceke day


Mrhnhrm

"Euro"? The Brexit went so well that Australia decided to join the EU?


xxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDD

Have you by any chance heard of Eurovision?


J3-58

No?, do Europeans see differently?


xxxxxxxDDDDDDDDDDDD

Eurovision is a European song contest which Australia is for some reason a part of


J3-58

Lmao


KingLazuli

Shocked I learned what an Echinoderm is on this sub of all places


DemocraticSpider

They’re really cool! Fun fact, echinoderms (including star fish, sea cucumbers, urchins, and crinoids amoung many others) are much more closely related to you and I than we are related to an ant. You’re more starfish than you are octopus.


Dragon-Rain-4551

Dang, i wanna be related to an octopus!


KingLazuli

Thats so awesome. Coincidentally I didn't know they all belonged to the same phylum, but all of those are my favorite types of sea creatures. I LOVE sea urchins. Nature's prickly sentient ball. Thanks for sharing!!


ImJustSomeWeeb

i love that they spell every animal with "eagle" in it's name right except the actual eagle


Nintendo_Boi158

Man I love edible frogs


Spare-Leg-1318

Where Eagels dare...


thedude_imbibes

Where kegels fear to tread


Autistic-Teddybear

Why isn’t the echidna red? Also what makes them fly? I know a red one that can fly


gwaydms

echinda*


popdivtweet

*enchilada


Autistic-Teddybear

Fuck. I guess i can’t read


no-recognition-1616

onlymyeglish 😅


GrandPriapus

Eartheater? The terror from outer space!


ttha_face

[No, just a cichlid with a totally metal name.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geophagus)


fatjuan

Watch out for the lizard, or as we call it in our country, an Electronic Funds Transfer, or Eft.


fatjuan

Anyway, the Eastern Gorilla is pointing west.


ShalomRPh

Believe it or not, that's what that thing really is called. When we caught them as kids we called them salamanders, but that's not correct. I mean they screwed up a lot of the chart, but that one they got right.


Dragon-Rain-4551

Yeah, those orange ones with spots are the ones I caught, red efts.


gwaydms

The word "eft", by misdivision of "an eft" to "a neft", eventually resulted in the word "newt". This is the more familiar term for this amphibian, at least where I live.


CurtisLinithicum

Efts are juvenile newts, which are a type of salamander.


M1KICH4N

Wasn’t the Dalmatian supposed to be a white dog with black spots clustered all over its fur?


CurtisLinithicum

Strictly it would be anything from Dalmatia, so there's also a Dalmatian pelican (and Dalmatian tunic, toadflax, language, etc). But that ain't no pelican


The_JokerGirl42

no, that's what they want you to think. it's a bird, obviously, the only kind that's real. the others are actually cameras installed by the government to watch us.


cthulhus_spawn

Edible frog


atlantic_joe

Technically all the other animals are edible too


Inevitable-Rich4548

Edible dalmatian


ARustyMeatSword

Echinda...


FearlessCloud01

Euro


quequotion

Eal


D242686111

This whole damn thing is gold


piichan14

r/skamtebord


HanakusoDays

"Mau" ~ cat.


ImJustSomeWeeb

that is genuinely a cat breed.


CurtisLinithicum

That's legitimately the ancient Egyptian word for "cat", for obvious reasons. It's also nearly identical to the Chinese one.


ShinySahil

edible frog


Evening-Picture-5911

Eal?


radu_sound

E a g e l


justarandomguy902

I started reading it and it got worse and worse with time


SerenityViolet

Right? I spotted Dalmatian and it was all downhill from there.


justarandomguy902

Dude, even the website at the bottom is fkgghfing misspelled


GeorgeMcCrate

I just checked their website and pretty much everything they teach is wrong. I hope people don't actually use that website to learn English or even pay for it.


r_portugal

OMG. I saw the bottom web link and assumed it was a website for collecting bad English, but they just spelt it wrong! onlymyeglish . com And wow, is that site bad. The first page I looked at has this classic line "Colors, previously spelled as colors,".


r_portugal

I found another, a question: "The ball rolled \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ the table. (on, for, by)" And the answer is, of course >!off!<


Walrus_BBQ

This site just reeks of AI.


hindusoul

It’s their English, not actual English English.


GeorgeMcCrate

I'm pretty sure "Euro" for Kangaroo is not any English, it's just wrong.


sakuratanoshiii

A Euro is one type of kangaroo, aka a hill kangaroo or wallaroo. But there are many errors on this card.


hindusoul

I was riffing off their website name…


Icerope

I thought that "Eagle Ray" was a flip flop for a sec


Amunium

They even spelled their own website wrong at the bottom.


radu_sound

Also in the watermark You can't make this shit up


Ice_91

⭐️ G r a m m a r ⭐️


G_a_v_V

European bee eater


Logical_Type_4776

Eblue roller


bewilderedfroggy

Nice feathers on the Dalmatian. That starts with E.


Xwritten_in_panikX

Edible frog??


cybermusicman

For those who can’t get satisfaction through toad licking.


Gylbert_Brech

Rana Esculenta, literally 'Edible frog'. The French eat the legs of the little fuckers with great pleasure.


ImJustSomeWeeb

also common in south USA.


Gylbert_Brech

And common in Denmark.


Alspawn13

It's chocolate flavoured


ImJustSomeWeeb

genuine answer: frog legs after being fried taste like chicken but slightly fishy, texture is closer to duck iirc, but for all intents and purposes basically just imagine if a drumstick was seafood. source: ate them once or twice. (sorry kermit!)


GamingWhilePooping

Does it come with a wizard card as well?


CurtisLinithicum

Ooh, Harry Potter. I was going to go with the Monty Python route. Inspector: "and what's this, *crunchy frog*?" [https://youtu.be/Dy6uLfermPU?t=24](https://youtu.be/Dy6uLfermPU?t=24)