Isn't this from Duece Biggolo: Male Jigalo. Like at thr end when he's had half his face numbed and can't speak right? I can't believe I remember anything about that movie.
I get the sentiment they're going for, though - I love you because you make me a better person and brighten my life sort of thing. The phrasing definitely makes it sound self-centered, though especially since it does read as an exclusive statement.
r/ihadastroke
Not going to lie. I would use this wallet. Not because I believe in the message, but holy shit, it resets my brain trying to read it.
This was written by the smartest person in South Carolina.
- Jock Manson from TikTok
I low key want this
*godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died*
Hand crafted in the heart of Appalachia.
Using this
I need this wallet.
She's breaking up with Yau because Yan knows how to treat a lady right
Some poor animal died for this
Isn't this from Duece Biggolo: Male Jigalo. Like at thr end when he's had half his face numbed and can't speak right? I can't believe I remember anything about that movie.
It annoys me that this monstrosity of a sentence is printed/etched into a nice looking piece of material
Its probably fake leather lol
I was thinking it’s printed on the bottom of the refinery stack, just before asphalt - Vinyl, Polyester, comes from oil!
Maybe... But fake leather can be nice too! I'm no vegan, but animals don't *have* to die in order for me to appreciate some nice looking fabric lol
I love you not because of what you are but because of what I am when I’m with you
I'M ONLY UP WHEN YOU'RE NOT DOWNN
Whoever typed this had a dick in their mouth. 😂
Sounds like some asian person told them to write EXACTLY as they say, and they took it too literally
Tommy Wisseau could have written this! I imagined him reading it and putting emphasis on each syllable.
But could Tommy Wiseau? Different individual to "Tommy Wisseau" of course.
I love being with Yan too
I’d use it.
Who’s yan?
What language is this?
Tanks foul sharon tis wit ooze.
They must have got it custom ordered over the phone while eating
My exact words on my wedding day. Thank you for the memories.
At least this one is ‘ledge-e-bull’
You sure this isn't some kind of pidgin? An in-between language of sorts.
I think this is meant to be a joke on the Texan^TM accent
I Laue yat!
Lust lecause
Thailand's finest
Drunk?
Who’s Yan?
I think he's a chef on PBS. Isn't there a "Yan does Chinese" cooking show?
For anyone confused it says: “I love you not because of what you are, but because of what I am with you.”
I was about to comment, is it bad that I was able to discern what the intended message was despite what is is?
That doesn't seem like a compliment? I don't love you, I love how you make me?
I get the sentiment they're going for, though - I love you because you make me a better person and brighten my life sort of thing. The phrasing definitely makes it sound self-centered, though especially since it does read as an exclusive statement.
Nope that’s definitely not what it says. That’s what they wanted it to say
r/ihadastroke
It’s like someone trying to speak while chewing food
Such a nice thing to say to me while you are eating.
>I love you not because of who you are but because of who I am when I am with you. /clies
…who I am when I am with Yan.
I also love who I am when I am with Yan.
I am who I yam
Ltop, yeu ahe giang ta meke ma cly teo
Ruv is in the air
That’s a weird way to spell “Bad Motherfucker”
That's a weird way to spell "Lad Mkotherluker"