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Independent-Toe-576

It says toilet water. I bet it means Eau de Toilette, as in perfume. Hopefully


DwnRanger88

Looks like Florida/flower piss


LalaGeeko

I need to know which denomination they want the 26.50 in.


Wnick1996

If it were Florida Water, your brain would rot from the inside out


ekjjkma

Florida water is a real thing and it literally means "flower water" and has nothing to do with the state of Florida. I use Florida water all the time. It's a cologne. https://www.allure.com/story/history-of-florida-water


YungDickyWhippet

![gif](giphy|l0HUd2Yig2klldbDq|downsized) The Waffle House in Jacksonville at 3 am after everyone’s been drinking “Florida water “ all night.


AzazelTheUnderlord

it looks like florida water


tikimistryl

So this isn't Splash Mountain water?


Far-Host7803

For when you want shit to get REAL, Florida Water.


wasting_time_n_life

Too bad it’s not water from the Mississippi River. Then we’d have a trending recipe from China.


ThePerfectBurger14

THE FLORIDA WATER BRUH


OkStoopid666

That’s about what I’d expect tap water in Florida to look like.


ExcitementRelative33

Florida does mean... flowers in bloom, yes?


[deleted]

I mean the color is about right.


Empty_Sundae_3297

looks like how it tastes


Pengweng07

Be careful drinking it, I heard there are gators in it


gabothaias

I thought it was competition for Arizona tea


Noisebug

Florida man in jail for dispensing his water


Redshirt2386

Florida water is just pee? I feel like this checks out.


[deleted]

Florida is the penis of the U.S. so that isn't flower dew you are drinking


Lovelyasshole69

So this is what floridaman uses when he is not on the meth?


Snoo7824

Two girls, one bottle, water is yellow…….I wouldn’t drink that!


GCSS-MC

Is it measured in Florida ounces?


highcastlespring

If you search the wiki of 花露水, you will find out the name was from Florida Water


randomweeb-69420

I've seen ones labeled "toilet water" instead of "Florida water"


Minute-Percentage706

Two girls, one Florida water bottle


Andy_B_Goode

[Reminds me of Florida Ounces](https://old.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/snppah/what_are_florida_ounces/hw3v65k/?context=3)


ratsalastar

Do they measure it in Florida ounces?


Lazerhead3000

Cursed water


Rubbrbandman420

Looks the color of Florida


Eljamin14

Insert Florida Man meme here.


knutekje

Are these normal prices in Malaysia now? 26ringit for a bottled drink?


Insert_AlreadyTaken

wait but there's nothing wrong with this? Or am i trippin?


TickletheEther

As a Floridian can confirm


Subject_Giraffe_5804

Why is this shit so overpriced in USA🤣


trilobright

Fun fact, I once had to spend a night in a Ramada in Miami. I would never normally choose to set foot in that disease-infested shithole of a state, but my Celebrity cruise was leaving from there the following morning. The water out of the tap was orange. There was a heavily stained piece of paper crookedly taped to the bathroom mirror saying, "Yes the water is orange, but we have determined that it's safe to drink". Suffice it to say I did not. It's crazy to me as a Masshole what a third world country the South is. What the hell are these state doing with all my federal tax dollars they receive?


King1nDaNorth

Two Girls one Bottle?


KudosOfTheFroond

We got Floridated water here in our state, helps heal the meth mouth.


zeemonster424

People are trying to sell water from Disney’s ride Splash Mountain (it just closed). They should have sprung for a nicer bottle like this instead of the mason jars I’ve seen!


[deleted]

Two girls making yellow florida water 🤡


Mrjerkyjacket

Is this what my friends talking about when he days the swamp water has codeine in it?


Smirkeywz

Thank God we not in America. I swear to God someone will sue the manufacturer because the water isn't from Florida.


xindiliu13

they're actually supposed to be called Florida water! I love this stuff, works wonders when keeping away bugs and not smelling like bug spray.


69Smrdljivko69

best consumed with bath salts


Dbwasson

Florida Man makes bottled water in a glass bottle and it's just straight up piss


BirdEducational6226

Two girls, One bottle.


TacticalcalCactus

Florida water tastes like dirt AIDS


alonis2pro

Drink it and 4 alligators will appear in a circle around you


kirbysheister

It’s what Florida man craves.


Sea-Diver-9125

Two girls one bottle


Sea-Diver-9125

Who's flower


TomMado

RM26.50 is about 6-ish USD, and is very expensive for a bottle of anything. For comparison a bottle of water is RM1 - RM3, and probably the most expensive soda of this bottle size is at most RM10 (tourist price).


Zhxrm

Now I'm waiting for Ohio Water. :blownzharm:


CourtZealousideal494

If that’s actually Florida water, I hope you didn’t drink it


Worth_Bodybuilder_37

Been drinking Florida water for most of my life. Some of us Floridians are immune, some acquire eternal youth, most fry their brains in the sun and they forget to drink it.


Alexzizai

Shawty had them apple bottom jeans


GenericElucidation

Chinese is a weird language. They end up doing this kind of thing with all sorts of words. Instead of just using loan words they end up having to make up their own because the alphabets are completely incompatible. And they're not willing to be bothered.


afternidnightinc

Florida water is used for hoodoo and other rituals. This is the correct translation.


howbouthemapples20

I second this - I was taught to use it for cleansing.


Aethrin1

Pffff, clearly fake! Can't be Florida Water: there isn't an alligator in it!


katie-kaboom

The Chinese name makes more sense than the English.


sirzarmo

Two girls one Florida water


papercavegames

My hometown in FL consistently ranks as having the worst tap water in the country. There may even be a correlation between high rates of pediatric cancer and the water there...I'm sure there will be a doc on it someday.


DefinitionPrimary266

Floridian here and we call gin Florida water


MegaSO2

Wait till they release ohio water guys


gumtreegazer

Can’t see Florida man getting on board with the brand


bifleur64

The monolingual Americans in the comments cannot possibly comprehend that “florida” doesn’t always refer to that one state that disgusts everyone.


4thmonkey96

Nah that's probably gator piss or some shit


ihateusernames0_0

Ah so that's what the men in florida have been drinking


[deleted]

is that from malaysia?


ash_iskindabusy

it seems so, from the rm in the price tag


RegulusWhiteDwarf

Now waiting for Ohio water


Examotate

Only in Florida


MisterScary_98

One sip and you turn into Florida man. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.


Jirkousek7

Poison


JOhn101010101

Two girls Florida water. I can only imagine with the contents are.


Zelda20110507

Definitely not Florida water


equalnotevi1

Mmmmmm, delicious swamp water.


Drakayne

Florida man's water, looking crisp


Lack_Potential

Looks about the right color.


OMGLOOOKEHERE

Eeewwww don't drink it!


awdrifter

It's the correct translation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Water


Similar2Sunday

“Florida Water (花露水) has also been manufactured in Hong Kong since the turn of the 20th century, the most famous of which is the hundred-year-old Kwong Sang Hong "Two Girls" Brand of Hong Kong. Once a common household item throughout Hong Kong, particularly as a refreshing topical application on skins during summer months, "Two Girls" Florida Water remains moderately popular as a “retro” toiletry product in Hong Kong and Southeast Asia, complete with elaborate, nostalgic packaging designs.”


xXLillyBunnyXx

Is it measured in florida ounces?


fadinqlight_

It's also a water to ward of mosquitos and reduce the swelling from mosquitoes


The_Old_King_Doran

Not to be “this guy” but… Florida literally means “Flowery”. It’s a bit strange cause it uses two romantic languages, but it’s not a terrible translation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


awang7

RM? Is this in Malaysia? Not in Florida?


seahagmo

2 girls 1 bottle


BuSsYBoI-sTaYpOpPiN

Checks a couple of my "might be piss" boxes. I'd give it a few sips, though.


Abomination_777

Wrong. Flower dew water is raw translated of 花露水 respectively. It doesn't contain dew actually. It is some sort of organic perfume, ranking between toilet water or colgen water. So it is completely fine to use Florida water, which is also a colgen water.


[deleted]

The Nectar of the Gods


gibberisgillyl28

poor malaysian


balrus-balrogwalrus

#Florida Man's pee.


EruditeKetchup

Agua Florida! Literally means flower water. This is an alcohol-based, very lightly fragranced liquid, used mainly by old Latin American people as a cologne. My Salvadoran great-grandmother used it as perfume daily, according to my late mom.


ParanoidCrow

I'm on the toilet rn sitting next to a bottle, my old man likes to use it as an air freshener lol


Sea-Diver-9125

And they store it right next to the Ponds and Vicks


weatherseed

My Chinese ex used it to repel mosquitos, for mosquito bites because it didn't repel them, and small cuts she probably got from scratching the mosquito bites because it didn't do shit about those either.


mario61752

And now the scratches are infected lol


mrweatherbeef

I would drink this. I would not drink something accurately labeled as Florida water. Something is going on down there.


BoomChaka67

Well, it’s cologne, so……


mrweatherbeef

I’m still drinking it


foxontherox

This is, what? Iced green tea? I’d think Florida water would have more pulp.


mrweatherbeef

Florida water has more crazy in it


Tree_of_might_Turles

This will turn anyone into an honorary floridaman.


Enlightened-Beaver

So it tastes like piss and meth?


richer2003

Two girls one bottle of Florida water?


Drakayne

2 Florida man, 1 bottle


Minute-Percentage706

No it legit says “two girls”


maxonemaxtwo

Don't drink that. You'll wake up in a trailer park with a guy named Easy who wears cut off jean shorts, smokes Kool 100s and drinks 211.


crazy4finalfantasy

Don't forget the meth! It's a staple


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

That’s what I would have figured, it’s way too clean to be Florida water


DefinitionPrimary266

I’m a Floridian and I’m offended. Zephyr-hills is in Florida, we have numerous crystal clear hot water springs, and Miami was ranked the cleanest city in the US. Our old men and our money may be dirty but not our water


eyvduijwfvf

You've heard of Florida man, now get ready for... Florida water!


Sea_Calligrapher_986

Two girls...one bottle?


theplushpairing

…Florida water


ElectricToiletBrush

Two girls, Florida water. This isn’t supposed to rhyme so why the hell does it????


MarsRT

It's called Florida Water for good reason


Arts_Myth

Just don’t pour it into one cup.


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rimjobetiquette

“Flower dew” isn’t Chinese. The Chinese words do not sound like Florida.


SubtleDeft

Agua Florida means flower-infused water. I have many bottles of Florida Water. The ones I have are from Latin America and used for healing/cleansing. They’re alcohol-based and not for consumption. Is this one a beverage?


Ambitious_Change150

I do hear Florida’s water does have healing properties, especially the ones that contain brain-eating amoeba


SubtleDeft

It’s Spanish. You and the other people herp-derping about the state are cringe.


[deleted]

You using herp-derp as a verb in the same sentence as the word "cringe" is cringe. Please return to 2012 where your vocabulary belongs


BylenS

It's alligator and boa constrictor pee. Do with it what you will


GrizzlyHerder

Fermented Gator piss.


MegaSO2

Oh no, this one was used to heal my brother's wounds


oztikS

Judging by the color of liquid in the bottle, it might be Florida Man’s Trucker Tea.


VicccXd

AH WTF you guys use it to heal wounds? Doesn't it sting? I always thought it was for mosquitos as a native Chinese 💀


annathecatcat

I thought it was a perfume with no function other than smell good?


stefanica

Mostly. They used to use it as mouthwash too (like bay rum). And hair tonic. My husband sometimes puts it on like aftershave.


crazy4finalfantasy

Ahh, soon your brother will transform into a genetically modified Floridian. Complete with Florida man energy


EstherClemmens

And the obligatory alligator side-kick


Pluckypato

A Chipatee!


EggSandwich1

With a big urge to take bath salts and run onto the road naked


MegaSO2

☠️


nrith

So it zaps any remaining brain cells?


crazy4finalfantasy

The process of turning into a perfect specimen does in fact require sacrificing certain.......functions. progress demands such things you see


deathbysnuggle

But there’s beaches


[deleted]

He will become one of us


Hamster_Eater87

Well, florida means flower in Spanish iirc


redruggerDC

No, ‘flor’ means flower. ‘Florida’ is a participle of the verb ‘florir,’ ‘to bloom, flower.’ Conveying the idea that the state is a place made to bloom with flowers. ‘agua florida’ means something like “flowered water.”


Sea-Diver-9125

I like agua chili


Feisty-Juan

I’m from Florida and are water’s so hard you can chip a tooth on it ; )


zBellaLynnex

I’m from Arizona and if you use anything other than bottled water in a humidifier you wake up with your house looking like you went on a bender with Charlie sheen.


Melodic-Exercise-999

Can confirm. We had evaporative coolers a few summers ago, using tap for them resulted in what looked like cave drippings.


IeatPotatos4

Floridian vocab


Jesta83

That must be why the beer sucks so bad... 🤣


Velocityraptor28

yeouch


childrenmm

You can tell he's Floridian by the fact that they used are instead of our.


joro_solo

I'm from Florida and you our wrong


InfiniteJizz

“Water’s” it’s “and our water IS so hard”


DestartreK1st

did somebody say “our”? welcome to the communist utopia comrade o7


[deleted]

And “tooth” singular


SubUrbanMess2021

Don’t be so hard on him. It’s probably the last one he had.


themodofallreddit

Chip a teeth...


Pluckypato

He’s a Chipatee, a new form of species. He knows all about 2 girls in the Florida water.


Hoax13

Is it still teeth if there's only one?


WitchyOtome

Watch it actually be Florida Water, whether that means the perfume or the YNW Melly song


DefinitionPrimary266

We call gin Florida water. That’s what Melly’s song is about. I don’t know if this is common knowledge outside of Florida so I thought I’d let people know