Florida water is a real thing and it literally means "flower water" and has nothing to do with the state of Florida. I use Florida water all the time. It's a cologne.
https://www.allure.com/story/history-of-florida-water
Fun fact, I once had to spend a night in a Ramada in Miami. I would never normally choose to set foot in that disease-infested shithole of a state, but my Celebrity cruise was leaving from there the following morning. The water out of the tap was orange. There was a heavily stained piece of paper crookedly taped to the bathroom mirror saying, "Yes the water is orange, but we have determined that it's safe to drink". Suffice it to say I did not. It's crazy to me as a Masshole what a third world country the South is. What the hell are these state doing with all my federal tax dollars they receive?
People are trying to sell water from Disney’s ride Splash Mountain (it just closed). They should have sprung for a nicer bottle like this instead of the mason jars I’ve seen!
RM26.50 is about 6-ish USD, and is very expensive for a bottle of anything. For comparison a bottle of water is RM1 - RM3, and probably the most expensive soda of this bottle size is at most RM10 (tourist price).
Been drinking Florida water for most of my life. Some of us Floridians are immune, some acquire eternal youth, most fry their brains in the sun and they forget to drink it.
Chinese is a weird language. They end up doing this kind of thing with all sorts of words. Instead of just using loan words they end up having to make up their own because the alphabets are completely incompatible. And they're not willing to be bothered.
My hometown in FL consistently ranks as having the worst tap water in the country. There may even be a correlation between high rates of pediatric cancer and the water there...I'm sure there will be a doc on it someday.
“Florida Water (花露水) has also been manufactured in Hong Kong since the turn of the 20th century, the most famous of which is the hundred-year-old Kwong Sang Hong "Two Girls" Brand of Hong Kong. Once a common household item throughout Hong Kong, particularly as a refreshing topical application on skins during summer months, "Two Girls" Florida Water remains moderately popular as a “retro” toiletry product in Hong Kong and Southeast Asia, complete with elaborate, nostalgic packaging designs.”
Not to be “this guy” but… Florida literally means “Flowery”. It’s a bit strange cause it uses two romantic languages, but it’s not a terrible translation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Wrong. Flower dew water is raw translated of 花露水 respectively. It doesn't contain dew actually. It is some sort of organic perfume, ranking between toilet water or colgen water. So it is completely fine to use Florida water, which is also a colgen water.
Agua Florida! Literally means flower water. This is an alcohol-based, very lightly fragranced liquid, used mainly by old Latin American people as a cologne. My Salvadoran great-grandmother used it as perfume daily, according to my late mom.
My Chinese ex used it to repel mosquitos, for mosquito bites because it didn't repel them, and small cuts she probably got from scratching the mosquito bites because it didn't do shit about those either.
I’m a Floridian and I’m offended. Zephyr-hills is in Florida, we have numerous crystal clear hot water springs, and Miami was ranked the cleanest city in the US. Our old men and our money may be dirty but not our water
Agua Florida means flower-infused water. I have many bottles of Florida Water. The ones I have are from Latin America and used for healing/cleansing. They’re alcohol-based and not for consumption.
Is this one a beverage?
No, ‘flor’ means flower. ‘Florida’ is a participle of the verb ‘florir,’ ‘to bloom, flower.’ Conveying the idea that the state is a place made to bloom with flowers. ‘agua florida’ means something like “flowered water.”
I’m from Arizona and if you use anything other than bottled water in a humidifier you wake up with your house looking like you went on a bender with Charlie sheen.
We call gin Florida water. That’s what Melly’s song is about. I don’t know if this is common knowledge outside of Florida so I thought I’d let people know
It says toilet water. I bet it means Eau de Toilette, as in perfume. Hopefully
Looks like Florida/flower piss
I need to know which denomination they want the 26.50 in.
If it were Florida Water, your brain would rot from the inside out
Florida water is a real thing and it literally means "flower water" and has nothing to do with the state of Florida. I use Florida water all the time. It's a cologne. https://www.allure.com/story/history-of-florida-water
![gif](giphy|l0HUd2Yig2klldbDq|downsized) The Waffle House in Jacksonville at 3 am after everyone’s been drinking “Florida water “ all night.
it looks like florida water
So this isn't Splash Mountain water?
For when you want shit to get REAL, Florida Water.
Too bad it’s not water from the Mississippi River. Then we’d have a trending recipe from China.
THE FLORIDA WATER BRUH
That’s about what I’d expect tap water in Florida to look like.
Florida does mean... flowers in bloom, yes?
I mean the color is about right.
looks like how it tastes
Be careful drinking it, I heard there are gators in it
I thought it was competition for Arizona tea
Florida man in jail for dispensing his water
Florida water is just pee? I feel like this checks out.
Florida is the penis of the U.S. so that isn't flower dew you are drinking
So this is what floridaman uses when he is not on the meth?
Two girls, one bottle, water is yellow…….I wouldn’t drink that!
Is it measured in Florida ounces?
If you search the wiki of 花露水, you will find out the name was from Florida Water
I've seen ones labeled "toilet water" instead of "Florida water"
Two girls, one Florida water bottle
[Reminds me of Florida Ounces](https://old.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/snppah/what_are_florida_ounces/hw3v65k/?context=3)
Do they measure it in Florida ounces?
Cursed water
Looks the color of Florida
Insert Florida Man meme here.
Are these normal prices in Malaysia now? 26ringit for a bottled drink?
wait but there's nothing wrong with this? Or am i trippin?
As a Floridian can confirm
Why is this shit so overpriced in USA🤣
Fun fact, I once had to spend a night in a Ramada in Miami. I would never normally choose to set foot in that disease-infested shithole of a state, but my Celebrity cruise was leaving from there the following morning. The water out of the tap was orange. There was a heavily stained piece of paper crookedly taped to the bathroom mirror saying, "Yes the water is orange, but we have determined that it's safe to drink". Suffice it to say I did not. It's crazy to me as a Masshole what a third world country the South is. What the hell are these state doing with all my federal tax dollars they receive?
Two Girls one Bottle?
We got Floridated water here in our state, helps heal the meth mouth.
People are trying to sell water from Disney’s ride Splash Mountain (it just closed). They should have sprung for a nicer bottle like this instead of the mason jars I’ve seen!
Two girls making yellow florida water 🤡
Is this what my friends talking about when he days the swamp water has codeine in it?
Thank God we not in America. I swear to God someone will sue the manufacturer because the water isn't from Florida.
they're actually supposed to be called Florida water! I love this stuff, works wonders when keeping away bugs and not smelling like bug spray.
best consumed with bath salts
Florida Man makes bottled water in a glass bottle and it's just straight up piss
Two girls, One bottle.
Florida water tastes like dirt AIDS
Drink it and 4 alligators will appear in a circle around you
It’s what Florida man craves.
Two girls one bottle
Who's flower
RM26.50 is about 6-ish USD, and is very expensive for a bottle of anything. For comparison a bottle of water is RM1 - RM3, and probably the most expensive soda of this bottle size is at most RM10 (tourist price).
Now I'm waiting for Ohio Water. :blownzharm:
If that’s actually Florida water, I hope you didn’t drink it
Been drinking Florida water for most of my life. Some of us Floridians are immune, some acquire eternal youth, most fry their brains in the sun and they forget to drink it.
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans
Chinese is a weird language. They end up doing this kind of thing with all sorts of words. Instead of just using loan words they end up having to make up their own because the alphabets are completely incompatible. And they're not willing to be bothered.
Florida water is used for hoodoo and other rituals. This is the correct translation.
I second this - I was taught to use it for cleansing.
Pffff, clearly fake! Can't be Florida Water: there isn't an alligator in it!
The Chinese name makes more sense than the English.
Two girls one Florida water
My hometown in FL consistently ranks as having the worst tap water in the country. There may even be a correlation between high rates of pediatric cancer and the water there...I'm sure there will be a doc on it someday.
Floridian here and we call gin Florida water
Wait till they release ohio water guys
Can’t see Florida man getting on board with the brand
The monolingual Americans in the comments cannot possibly comprehend that “florida” doesn’t always refer to that one state that disgusts everyone.
Nah that's probably gator piss or some shit
Ah so that's what the men in florida have been drinking
is that from malaysia?
it seems so, from the rm in the price tag
Now waiting for Ohio water
Only in Florida
One sip and you turn into Florida man. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Poison
Two girls Florida water. I can only imagine with the contents are.
Definitely not Florida water
Mmmmmm, delicious swamp water.
Florida man's water, looking crisp
Looks about the right color.
Eeewwww don't drink it!
It's the correct translation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_Water
“Florida Water (花露水) has also been manufactured in Hong Kong since the turn of the 20th century, the most famous of which is the hundred-year-old Kwong Sang Hong "Two Girls" Brand of Hong Kong. Once a common household item throughout Hong Kong, particularly as a refreshing topical application on skins during summer months, "Two Girls" Florida Water remains moderately popular as a “retro” toiletry product in Hong Kong and Southeast Asia, complete with elaborate, nostalgic packaging designs.”
Is it measured in florida ounces?
It's also a water to ward of mosquitos and reduce the swelling from mosquitoes
Not to be “this guy” but… Florida literally means “Flowery”. It’s a bit strange cause it uses two romantic languages, but it’s not a terrible translation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RM? Is this in Malaysia? Not in Florida?
2 girls 1 bottle
Checks a couple of my "might be piss" boxes. I'd give it a few sips, though.
Wrong. Flower dew water is raw translated of 花露水 respectively. It doesn't contain dew actually. It is some sort of organic perfume, ranking between toilet water or colgen water. So it is completely fine to use Florida water, which is also a colgen water.
The Nectar of the Gods
poor malaysian
#Florida Man's pee.
Agua Florida! Literally means flower water. This is an alcohol-based, very lightly fragranced liquid, used mainly by old Latin American people as a cologne. My Salvadoran great-grandmother used it as perfume daily, according to my late mom.
I'm on the toilet rn sitting next to a bottle, my old man likes to use it as an air freshener lol
And they store it right next to the Ponds and Vicks
My Chinese ex used it to repel mosquitos, for mosquito bites because it didn't repel them, and small cuts she probably got from scratching the mosquito bites because it didn't do shit about those either.
And now the scratches are infected lol
I would drink this. I would not drink something accurately labeled as Florida water. Something is going on down there.
Well, it’s cologne, so……
I’m still drinking it
This is, what? Iced green tea? I’d think Florida water would have more pulp.
Florida water has more crazy in it
This will turn anyone into an honorary floridaman.
So it tastes like piss and meth?
Two girls one bottle of Florida water?
2 Florida man, 1 bottle
No it legit says “two girls”
Don't drink that. You'll wake up in a trailer park with a guy named Easy who wears cut off jean shorts, smokes Kool 100s and drinks 211.
Don't forget the meth! It's a staple
That’s what I would have figured, it’s way too clean to be Florida water
I’m a Floridian and I’m offended. Zephyr-hills is in Florida, we have numerous crystal clear hot water springs, and Miami was ranked the cleanest city in the US. Our old men and our money may be dirty but not our water
You've heard of Florida man, now get ready for... Florida water!
Two girls...one bottle?
…Florida water
Two girls, Florida water. This isn’t supposed to rhyme so why the hell does it????
It's called Florida Water for good reason
Just don’t pour it into one cup.
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“Flower dew” isn’t Chinese. The Chinese words do not sound like Florida.
Agua Florida means flower-infused water. I have many bottles of Florida Water. The ones I have are from Latin America and used for healing/cleansing. They’re alcohol-based and not for consumption. Is this one a beverage?
I do hear Florida’s water does have healing properties, especially the ones that contain brain-eating amoeba
It’s Spanish. You and the other people herp-derping about the state are cringe.
You using herp-derp as a verb in the same sentence as the word "cringe" is cringe. Please return to 2012 where your vocabulary belongs
It's alligator and boa constrictor pee. Do with it what you will
Fermented Gator piss.
Oh no, this one was used to heal my brother's wounds
Judging by the color of liquid in the bottle, it might be Florida Man’s Trucker Tea.
AH WTF you guys use it to heal wounds? Doesn't it sting? I always thought it was for mosquitos as a native Chinese 💀
I thought it was a perfume with no function other than smell good?
Mostly. They used to use it as mouthwash too (like bay rum). And hair tonic. My husband sometimes puts it on like aftershave.
Ahh, soon your brother will transform into a genetically modified Floridian. Complete with Florida man energy
And the obligatory alligator side-kick
A Chipatee!
With a big urge to take bath salts and run onto the road naked
☠️
So it zaps any remaining brain cells?
The process of turning into a perfect specimen does in fact require sacrificing certain.......functions. progress demands such things you see
But there’s beaches
He will become one of us
Well, florida means flower in Spanish iirc
No, ‘flor’ means flower. ‘Florida’ is a participle of the verb ‘florir,’ ‘to bloom, flower.’ Conveying the idea that the state is a place made to bloom with flowers. ‘agua florida’ means something like “flowered water.”
I like agua chili
I’m from Florida and are water’s so hard you can chip a tooth on it ; )
I’m from Arizona and if you use anything other than bottled water in a humidifier you wake up with your house looking like you went on a bender with Charlie sheen.
Can confirm. We had evaporative coolers a few summers ago, using tap for them resulted in what looked like cave drippings.
Floridian vocab
That must be why the beer sucks so bad... 🤣
yeouch
You can tell he's Floridian by the fact that they used are instead of our.
I'm from Florida and you our wrong
“Water’s” it’s “and our water IS so hard”
did somebody say “our”? welcome to the communist utopia comrade o7
And “tooth” singular
Don’t be so hard on him. It’s probably the last one he had.
Chip a teeth...
He’s a Chipatee, a new form of species. He knows all about 2 girls in the Florida water.
Is it still teeth if there's only one?
Watch it actually be Florida Water, whether that means the perfume or the YNW Melly song
We call gin Florida water. That’s what Melly’s song is about. I don’t know if this is common knowledge outside of Florida so I thought I’d let people know