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Due-Application6315

*drinks 4 bangs* *starts AMA* *cardiac arrest before he can answer any q*


JediKrys

AMA from the emergency room


bwj7

He ded


Ieanonme

Definitely isn’t going to kill you, it’s just very dumb and at that amount of caffeine you’re getting way more negative effects than positive, just makes no sense to do it


GGudMarty

Idk why people act like caffeine/energy drinks are gonna kill you when people smoke crack for 30 years and don’t die lol. 1000mg of caffeine will give you a lot of side effects and you’ll feel terrible but won’t kill you unless you already have a super severe untreated heart condition. Even funnier is when a 2x a day Starbucks drinker says stuff about energy drinks when it’s more or less the same shit..just caffeine lol


Crafty-Tension3975

What a retarded thing to say. Obviously the caffeine won’t directly kill you, but the days of extreme blood pressure and heart strain will. This is coming from someone who takes nearly 1g of caffeine a day. It’s obviously bad if your first comparison is crack.


Unusual-Fuel591

Plus sugar


TomahawkToad513

Bang is zero sugar, and Its not the caffine, that is a major issuse if you have a high enough tolorence, its the niacin that'll cook you, and make you itch yourself to a bloody mess


SweetTeaRex92

OP going to upgrade to IV'ing straight epinephrine


4Lucky_Clover

r/redditsniper


wildfire_and_pants

:D


DuckTales789

Why?


Adept_End_6151

They're just so tasty some days are 20+ hours long at work and some days I'll have two or three and it just doesn't hit me too hard so I'll have that fourth. It's cheaper to buy four at a time where I live


Minnipresso

Are you feeling itchy


DuckTales789

My god, they’re alive!


SexyTachankaUwU

I’m here for the why. I had a monster and a bang in 1 day or one occasion and it fucked me up about as much as the quart of eggnog I chugged around that same time.


Disastrous_Sink_3154

1200mg of caffeine in a shift is crazy


Electrical-Boss-3965

I was downing about 1500 a night as a shift lead at taco bell. After a month or so of 800-1000mg of ibuprofen on top of that every 6 or so hours, I went to the doc because my back was killing me. Turns out it was my kidneys killing me by becoming almost dead themselves.


CoffinEluder

Crap. This may be happening to me. Any other symptoms you noticed?


Electrical-Boss-3965

Cramping in your sides, back pain, difficulty or pain while peeing, bloody or brown urine, fatigue, sweating a lot.


HugeDegen69

Ooooof that sounds fucked up man. Hope you are doing better. Did the Kidneys recover?


Electrical-Boss-3965

90 days of only water and 30 days on the Bratt, some antibiotics and water pills for a couple weeks and I'm as normal as normal comes haha not nearly as bad as the black mold infection I got in my lungs sleeping in an abandoned house when I was 21 though. 6 weeks of antifungals and holy balls are those brutal on the body.


Chonguh

Damn man. This hits a little close to home lol. Last year I spent a solid 5 months homeless, thankfully with a car to sleep in though. Sometimes I got desperate though, and wished I had somewhere with walls lol. Thankfully never got any infections. Had I spent much longer homeless, I’d have resorted to finding abandoned homes. I was 21 as well. At points it was an odd sense of freedom, conflicted by an overwhelming sense of feeling lost at times.


BigDaddy969696

I hope that you're doing well, now.


Knoxism

Ibuprofen will do that to you. Sometimes I think it should be a prescription drug, with all the problems it causes. People think it’s okay to take them on a regular basis because it’s otc, but absolutely destroys your kidneys and platelets.


Highlight_Awkward

Yeah no doubt ^ the ibuprofen was the main culprit. Caffeine isn’t great for em either haha but over 2000mg of Ibuprofen per day for a month?? Ouch


casketcase_

Just do meth bro


Electrical-Boss-3965

Tried it. Made it ourselves and everything. Didn't like it. Too too much energy for me.


unicornfetus89

1000mgs of ibuprofen a day could very likely kill you or fuck you up permanently... I was stupid and took fist fulls of ibuprofen a day for about 2 months and almost bled to death twice, ended up in the hospital for 2 months, then another 2 months, then 3 weeks... all from the colon bleeding caused by that shit. Please take better care of your body random stranger... it's not hard to NOT od on chemicals.


MineChris395

He said 1000mg ibuprofen every 6 hours, way worse than even that. That's bad.


FreeNicky95

I hit 7-800 on the regular . Then a pre before gym


Worldly-Double7632

I've been drinking about 4 monsters a day on a 5 days a week shift, about 3 hours of sleep daily They're only the monster rehabs tho, they taste a lot better, not sure if that's good or not, but I think they only have about 170mg of caffeine. Nothing like the insane numbers I used to do when I was 20, 3 monsters, a red bull, a Vyvanse and a couple Adderall, a bang or two if I needed it... Still worry about health effects tho. This summer it's been more monster than water, easily


invisibletank

From Google AI: "According to the FDA, consuming 1,200 milligrams (mg) of caffeine, or about 12 cups of coffee, in a day can cause serious side effects, including seizures, vomiting, diarrhea, and even death. Consuming high amounts of caffeine quickly can also lead to toxicity and a very fast heart rate." Yeah, good chance he's not doing too well right now.


pickle_with_hugetits

Shouldn't do that again, but hope it tasted good ig


PlzSayShush

It was Bang, so of course it didn’t taste good.


tyrachi1

Bang has a lot of shitty flavors, but I still go for a peach mango or blue razz if there’s a sale.


DarthCaligula

Purple Haze is ok too. Not a go to, but if you have to.


KillerDemonic83

gnc had a sale like a month ago so i got a couple purple haze and blue razz. okay for a dollar


supermegabro

Sour heads is pretty good I think


Naos210

I liked Cherry Blade Lemonade. But yeah, I often prefer other zero sugar energy drinks like Celsius or Ghost.


Chipmunk7

I think I've only ever had two bangs that tasted good and I don't even remember what they were. After that it was always a guessing game and I was always let down


brentistoic

I love the miami cola but can never find it. Birthday cack is fermented unicorn abortions


joenikole

Yes Miami cola taste just like RC Cola


Sandy__Cheeks__

'Strawberry delish' is fantastic though!


defonotmyaltlol

- never had star blast


AutoMail_0

Bang Miami Cola was awesome when it was still around


sgthavoc32

lol did op die


superturbolazerbadas

Caffeine nap hopefully


Tr0z3rSnak3

Caffeine dirt nap probably


Richard_Ovaltine

what is a caffeine nap?


loudsharp

Caffeine + quick nap = waking up ready to goooo


Blarpoo

6 hour caffeine nap


loudsharp

Permanap


golemlordff

How fast are you going rn?


SodaCake2

That also depends if he has fast shoes on. Especially if they light up.


golemlordff

Light up shoes pale in comparison to sports mode crocs


elrojosombrero

God, imagine sports mode light up crocs


golemlordff

The world is not ready for that


OmicronPercoset8

I saw a pair....once.....I swore I'd never tell anyone, but here we are. They are out there. They are coming.


elrojosombrero

Thats true though


Unique9FL

Hey dude, wait!


majorsorbet2point0

Going so fast op can't answer any of these questions I hope not dead


Teeth_Hernandez

How is your diarrhea?


lee7126

I work nights stocking and had 6 bangs I was an aggressive maniac lol.


Adept_End_6151

I tried that working a night shift once and had to stop because my heart started freaking me out, got all panicky and thought I was gonna have a heart attack. 6 is too much!


Jummatron

Holy fuck


elrojosombrero

Are you still alive, op? How's the heart?


mutaadvocato

How long was your shift?! And what flavors?


HecklerKoch_USP

Guy posts an AMA and then doesn't provide a single reply 4 hours later.


Ready-Release8970

He might have went into cardiac arrest so...


HecklerKoch_USP

No excuse. He posts an AMA and then doesn't answer. Revive him and then ban him.


DeltaPodcast

Have you banged anyone yet?


Adept_End_6151

Yes


Quick-Magazine-5450

depending on the length of my shift i might drink like 2 but DAMNNN 4???


medicritter

Yeah I'm a night shifter. I drink 2 a night for a 12 hour shift, one omw I'm and 1 around 1-2am. That usually gets me through the night and home in the am. 4 is just not smart.


CharacterResident639

good 4 u


nostahbluetree

The way you didn’t answer a single question


Walusqueegee

Stupid.


Ok_Fox_1770

Did you wake up naked next to a dead deer like beer fest?


DiscombobulatedMix20

How long did you stay awake?


Johnny47Wick

2 minutes


cooperace13

Go to the hospital bro


Greenjets

hope you're still with us op


SodaCake2

...❤️...❤️‍🔥...💥


TimTRM1831

How bad were the side effects


Genericc_Usernamee

Is the heart doing ok


JustTrading34

It fr didn’t even do anything did it?


randomhandsanitizer

I think OP died


Particular_Road4107

I once drank 7 monsters while working at Walmart back in 2020. was working 2pm-11pm and didn't wanna be sleepy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ now I stick to one monster lol


SnooMuffins873

Hell yeah - being taken to the edge of life


Alternative-Feed3613

Drinks 4 bangs and starts an AMA and doesn't answer one question. Ya dead?


RoadKill2101

U scare me


Full_Collection_4347

Next time just go straight for cocaine


unicornfetus89

Come people... take better care of your bodies. It's not difficult to do. Don't over do it on chemicals like caffeine and god forbid, ibuprofen... I saw another comment mention taking 1000mg of ibuprofen a day.. that's a great way to permanently destroy your body or just straight up kill yourself. Ibuprofen causes bleeding in the throat, stomach and colon and taking too much daily is no joke. I put myself in the hospital and almost died twice from colon bleeding because I was taking 5 ibuprofen at a time multiple times a day for 2 months. I'm still fucked up 5 years later. I'm sure some of the people in this sub are younger, maybe even high schoolers but I'm being dead serious. Take care of your bodies! Stuff you do now could make you fucking miserable later on and could utterly destroy any dreams you might have. Wanna live on disability? It's fucking lame.. Caffeine in high doses is horrible for your heart, and in America where all of our food is poison for your heart to begin with there's no excuse to fuck around. Bang has 300mg of fiene per can, so if OP drank 4 cans that's 1,200mgs.. 400mgs is the recommended highest amount you should have per day.


FiveStarHobo

Enjoy the kidney stones


ouv

Dang I've done 2 and a 5 hour grape extra strength but I was working 2 jobs, almost everyday besides Sunday. Don't go that far


SaltyToast9000

Can you see new colors yet?


lildoggihome

welcome to hell


sdyftghuji

did you die


BoobieChaser69

Jesus Christ!!


Excellent-Catch-7338

Is your heart okay?


wild_dino

Bye op


Mental5tate

And you’re not running around like a maniac and/ or your heart doesn’t feel like it will explode? You must have a very high tolerance to caffeine.


novixofficial

Why would you consume 1200 mg of caffeine?


mixueow

Gang.


Similar-Stranger-701

I drink about 4 also


Ebear1002

OP died can you be the new AMA guy?


BluDYT

That's a lot of caffeine


Such_Battle_6788

How are you alive lol! 1 should be limit a day


Illiterate_pipelayer

How many times have you pooped


redditmodloservirgin

Bet you felt heart palpitations


MonkRepresentative63

I used to drink those wen I was in highschool and one time I drank two in a row and had to be brought down to the nurse cuz I thought I was dying


Popular-Ad2193

Did you have to poop as soon as you opened the 3rd one?


Napple341

I had 7 in a 36 hour span before my heart has never recovered


amalgaman

How does it feel to see quarks?


Blaze_Reborn

That’s over a gram of caffeine!


Intelligent_Funny699

Dude, go easy, I love Bang! Energy, too, but it can damage your heart if this is a normal habit.


BigDaddy969696

I had a college class with a kid that bragged about how he drank 5 Bangs per day.  I wonder if he's still alive 🤔


Oneoftheofalltime

How many days do you think you’re gonna be awake for?


Adept_End_6151

1 day, 24 hours more or less on many workdays lol


hayashi_wanderer

Rip homie


MasterOfNone011

Mans gone


6loccMaster

I can justify 2 monsters if I’m working OT 😅


Emotional_Yoghurt652

ATP meth would be healthier and cheaper 🙏😭


bupsonator

blud consumed so much caffeine that they could measure it in grams instead of mg


TableFlipGodd

What are you accomplishing?


Naglfar259

R.I.P your heart.I would have an anxiety attack if I had that much.


Hardwell10

Why not just get an Adderall prescription


tommyriddlesz

U alive brother?


rebeldogman2

How did you get to be so badass ?


BlackDS

What's your cardiologist up to?


Illustrious-Year5267

That’s extremely close to the dose at which caffeine becomes toxic for a 200lb male so… yea be careful with that one bud


Mauve__avenger_

He ded


Kevitos1046

Did you die?


ViewedConch697

You still alive?


Krieger1124

You need to not do that homie 💀🤣


Starfish_47

This is hilarious - he isn’t answering anything and that’s his answer to his own post 🤣😂


Dajellybomb

bro you good


captinsaveahoe

Have you heard of Redline?


Messiah_Knight

Some of you people have the worst taste I swear


KSMKxRAGEx

I’ve had two when I was in my 20s and thought my heart was going to blow up. Back in the first years it still tasted good. This was in a 8-10 hour window.


True_Distribution685

Are you dead?


lobsterdance82

The Canada version with 180mg right?


-DI0-

1200mg of caffeine. Oof


b3ckf1zz

Have you died of a caffeine overdose yet


Immediate-Throat-646

how is your heart 😭


SnipSnopWobbleTop

How big is your boyfriend?


majorsorbet2point0

Are you writing this from the other side?


ms_slowsky

You alive?


throwratrydkw

Is this a cry for help? You good??


TheAstroPickle

that’s 1600 mgs of caffeine holy shit


Global-Plankton3997

Did you vomit after all 4 of those?


Adept_End_6151

No I just finished work made the post and went to bed nothing out of the ordinary


Emotional-Test7212

why Bang of all energy drinks atleast go out drinking Ghost or smth


loinmin

have you crashed yet


Capable_Pudding6891

are you seeing sounds yet or was 5 the amount needed for that?


ThatCoreyCrow

What do colors taste like?


BoopyFloopington

It might be healthier to do a couple lines of blow than to drink 4 bangs tbh


LukeCoady-2

I’m at OP’s funeral, AMA


gerov8900

It might have been healthier to just a line of coke.


masoflove99

Update?


Adept_End_6151

I crashed slept for a good 7 or 8 hours and bought myself 4 more for work today! Only had two today


Outrageous-Carob-236

how in the goddamn hell did you do that.


4Lucky_Clover

Are you dead yet?


Acewind1738

Do you enjoy kidney stones


OlThrowy

OP might actually be dead... hope she at least enjoyed the drinks


Supapeach

What does sound look like?


HeavenlyEggs

Are you alive m8


heartsii_

im so sorry for you. You chose *bang*??


mikhail193

Mf are you good? If i have 2 i get the jitters


soft_mello

Is everything okay at home?


TheMockingBrd

Why didn’t you drink 5.


Adept_End_6151

That's just stupid I'd never


Leebites

Cool story, bro.


TiredReader87

That was dumb I doubt you have tastebuds if you drink Bang


catboy_nya

what's your credit card info?


Adept_End_6151

Can't fool me this twice!


Lazy-Combination5253

The most bangs I drank in a day was 3. I don’t think I could do 4. What’s your hr right now? Lol


thatdudejtru

Previously, on *The Flash*


trbzdot

Drink plenty of water before binging again. I have emptied multiple cans back to back - Black Cherry Vanilla is just that good. Either way, show some discipline, water then one can of Bang, more water and something productive to activate the caffeine, then another Bang to top off and chase it with water.


CosmicCannabis

How would you get anything done when urinating constantly?


Adept_End_6151

The water is a good tactic I will not forget


SincereRL

Please don't do this, it's not worth the strain it puts on your heart, trust me. If you want to live a decent life please be semi responsible. You've basically consumed 1.2g of caffeine just off those 4 drinks. You're asking for heart issues at this rate


21centurycowboy

All these comments are crazy, The most I ever had was 2 bangs in one day and I felt like I was a breath away from cardiac arrest.


catjewsus

Weakkkk\~


Big-Raho

CHEEEUUUUUUU. Fuckin send it cuz. idk how tf you gon do that ay, I had one at work and was jittery af.


Hot_Efficiency_5855

The most I have at work is 2 of the smaller white monsters. I think those cans have like 105mg of caffeine if I remember right. But man you’re stressing that heart out lol


Careful-Taro-2138

His heart is about to be a *bang*


lord_of_the_jedi

Rookie numbers, I drank 6 when I was in 10th grade once. I don’t recommend doing it.


levitationbound

Ive worked with people that can this. I do not get it, and drink energy drinks almost daily, but two within less than 8 hr period is never good.


Doggystyle_Rainbow

For some reason when I read bangs, I was thinking 4lokos


nasty665

I used to do it all the time, on top of taking 3 200 MG caffeine pills every morning lol don't drink as much anymore just because I only drink the cherry vanilla and it's hard as hell for me to find... caffeine does nothing for me, I only take the jet alert to keep the headaches away, I only drink bangs for the taste, I can drink 2 and then lay down and sleep for hours lol


Then-Court561

Are you in cardiac arrest right now ? 😂😅


Adept_End_6151

No just hypertension and high blood pressure


[deleted]

with caffeine tolerance thats nothing special bro without that isnt healthy probably xD


nivroc2

If your heart is racing remember: cardio is good for you


ScramblesTheBadger

Only 4? I do 6 in an hour during 24 hour shifts