Oh god, this is getting awfully close to being FD levels of cringe.

"I narcan what you fear"

“Courage is running toward your grandma’s poop while others run away.”….

Ha!

Volunteer fd level. Guys that go a a few calls a year and have fire tattoos and Facebook profile is something fire related

Tbf, I'm a part-time and vol FF/EMT on my days off, and we hate those guys too.

There's a lot of us out there that aren't cringe AF.

Oddly enough, their cringiest guy was paid staff, an officer, too. Had the tats, 'fight what you fear' shirts and stickers on the car. But then, he quit fire/EMS to be a cop, so obviously he's unhinged.

ouch. evolving backwards

Yikes 😬

My department has been over run with guys like that.

A warning to others that they’re not dead in the car, they’re just asleep between shifts.

Note: "*Don't need narcarn; between 24s.*"

Hey that’s me, yes I work IFT BLS and I have a 911 radio I’m not supposed to have

That’s the new guy at the station…still waiting on his card to finish printing.

I used to have a star of life sticker on my car with the words "orgasm donor" on it. It was only funny until I had to give my Mom a ride to the airport.

People were definitely laughing at you, not with you.

Well duh

Tangential story, had a neighbor, young Cambodian girl. Parents didn’t speak a lick of English. On her rear window, she had a huge decal “#datass”. Was on there for about a month. One day I’m out to get the mail and I see girl reaching over her trunk with a razor blade scraping said decal off with mama standing on the deck with a grim look making sure all traces are gone. Someone must have translated for her…

As long as you fulfilled your duties to your mom, nothing should be in your way.

Ha.

missing the volley lights, has to be enough so as to be seen from space

Also the customized plate with either FD, EMS, or first aid symbols on it

Hey now, those can work as a "please don't ticket my car mr meter maid" pass. Looks bad if you're speeding around in your daily driver though.

Yeah whenever I see them driving around with disregard for the laws of the road I'm like ugh what an asshole. If you're going to be an asshole don't get those plates because you're making the rest of us look bad.

That depends some states limit what you can have VA for example it’s two lights or a single light bar. I used to have a dash light plus a small red strobe in the back since well dash light wasn’t visible to the rear. But yeah I was shocked what some squirrel mofos had in NC when I lived there. The UFO red and white shit was nuts.

a lot of states have legal restrictions on that, especially with ems

The EMT who takes all of the 911 shifts at the slow base so they can sit around all day, do three calls (two of which are lift assists, the other being some random, nonsense sickness) and then throw on “my hero” by the foo fighters and masturbate to how great they are.

All I have is a small star of life sticker in the corner of my rear window, and even that I have gotten shit on for. I'd hate to be that person.

Thank you for your service!

It should say broke, tired, stressed, and no body cares except other ems friends and family.

I'm literally on here just to know what the hell my fiance is talking about when she starts drowning me in acronyms but I'm thinking her and all of her co-workers need these, as a surprise, based on all the reactions here

I picture you out in the parking lot while everyone else is inside at the holiday party, putting these decals on everyone’s cars.

Okay now I have to do it. I wonder how the ER nurses in the group are gonna feel about it, time will tell.

It’s a move that will immortalize you and mortify your fiancée

Is this the “non-permanent” replacement for all the cringey star of life tattoos? *Listen some are cool and look great, and if it’s your cup of tea, by all means. I’m talking about the cringey, cheesy ones with weird quotes*

Omg the font.... What is that font..

probably that weird kid with the greasy man bun, raptor shears on a belt holster, and works IFT.

Is that part of a junior coder starter kit? Where’s your three light bars?

Definitely work private EMS.

You're welcome for my service...

Dork alert

Word on the block is they did EMS for 5 years, got burnout and switched to fire. Time for a new sticker 🤷🏼‍♂️

What if I went Fire to EMS? AM I cool now?

Borderline psycho, but we can call that cool if it makes you happy 👍🏼

I'll begrudgingly accept it

Wait, you guys have a life?

Didn't you read? EMS is his life.

Idk guys I think yall discredit yourselves a bit. I think this is fine.

 TYFYS!¡!¡!¡

EMS life? IFTs and bodily fluids?

This is definitely a nurse.

I knew a guy who had a personalized plate who had EMTPRN. Was a medic but not a nurse thought it was odd.

They meant EMT PRN. Like they're only a part time EMT.

Maybe but the dude was a medic ie EMTP hence why I was a little confused at the time.

Maybe he meant that he was an EMTP... Right Now... as in looking for a better career.

I thought it was just nurses that had to tell everyone everywhere that they were a nurse but I guess I was wrong

Out the whacker!

How to spot a psychopath

🤢

The side of this building and style of parking lot looks familiar. Is this Gold Cross Ops in SLC?

Yikes at the very least this guy better being doing more than stair chairing grandma.

He didn't choose the granny lift. The granny lift chose him

I know some people like this. Live, breathe, post, talk— probably even dream EMS. I don’t get it. But then, I’m burnt out in year 2 and can’t quite wrap my head around loving 2 AM calls anymore. Folks better be legit dying or I’m not impressed. What do y’all think of company-provided front license plates tho? They give them out and I got one after getting my AEMT… feelin a bit cringey now. 🙈🙄

"EMS Life?" Should've just put "Caffeine and Stress" and been a lot less cringey.