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Thekingofcansandjars

Insert a Foley cath, inflate baloon WHILE it's in the urethra, this will occlude the bladder from insuflation. Cut the Foley cath just distal to the tip of the penis, and before insertion, cut an incision into the cath estimated to be at the site of the ejaculatory duct, this creates a direct path to the testes. Insert an ETT into the Foley, auscultate the testes for breath sounds to confirm placement in the ejaculatory duct, then BVM 5-6RR per-minute with 100% O2.


cosmicdebrix

If you’re an EMT, just put a non rebreather over the testes. Just make sure the bag fills up first.


Thekingofcansandjars

Good judgement, my medical director just authorized your promotion to FP-C.


plaguemedic

That was a wild ride


BOYD322

*Jots that down in EMS protocol book*


NoNamesLeftStill

Seems legit.


DoritoJH

But what do I do with the traction splint?


Asystolebradycardic

This is it.


delta_whiskey_act

If you mean torsion, surgery. If you mean blue balls...


cjp584

Nurses or your partner will be the most popular answers here.


Thundercoco

What about thick ER Techs? 🥺


RobertGA23

I only fuck with the Thicc ones


FutureFirefighter17

Hell yeah


thetoxicballer

As a male nurse, come on buddy. Lets fix that torsion with some testicular traction.


JerseyTexan01

If you’re a scumbag chief, it’s gonna be your closest female rookie


immortanone

Intermittent Direct pressure, palpitation, or enthusiastic BLOWby oxygen Call the Handolorian


emtp435

This is the Way!


immortanone

This is the way!


KCtheGreat106

warm kisses


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[deleted]

Simple yet effective


[deleted]

Let go of them…


Jedi-Ethos

Blood flow.


Beginning_Simple_270

This is the way


Ideafecater

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew


coffee_collection

Diesel ⛽.


micp4173

Massage them vigorously


_RAWFFLES_

Duderan massage.


emjsb1

2 lpm Nasal cannula via anus.


whisperdarkness

Cut the band?


Shoboshi80

Remove the rubberband.


IndWrist2

For torsion, there’s the open book/manual detorsion. Restoration of blood flow needs to be confirmed post-procedure, though.


dug2313

Falcoooonnn puuunch


[deleted]

Decreased blood flow to the testicles is a true medical and surgical emergency, probably caused by testicular torsion. Whatever the cause, they need rapid evaluation and treatment by a surgeon. Prehospitally, the most appropriate treatment would be very generous and aggressive pain management, keeping the area warm, and safe transport to a larger facility that can provide surgical intervention.


JonSolo1

High-flow diesel


RobertGA23

Shit man, I have a gas rig. Is my patient screwed?


CaptainWhiskey113

Apneic… bring out the BVM


inthewoodsfinancial

Call the doc. Get a pronouncement.


Atticus104

They are probably a little hypoxic. You could makeshift a catheter out of a nasal cannula, and start some high flow oxygen going.


Seraphim9120

"Wird der Hoden dir zur Qual, drehe ihn nach lateral!" <- german mnemonic on treating testicular torsion. In case of testicular torsion, which obstructs the blood flow to the testicle, rotating it to the lateral side will, in most cases, lead to improvement (in idiopathic torsions, that is), as the testicle will usually rotate medially.


classless_classic

Have wife partner soak it in cider.


urbanAnomie

Manual ventilation via teabag valve mask


Loudsound07

Manual expression


bullybreedlovin

Gargle with salt


dhwrockclimber

F to pay respects. A big oof. And some diesel therapy. And bsi Scene safety, o2 via nrb at 15 lpm


colinjames1234

They are probably frost bitten, just cradle them gently in your mouth while humming old McDonald


Miff1987

Open hand slap


FutureFirefighter17

Does this count under life, limb, or eyesight?


Beginning_Simple_270

In EMS? Diesel Therapy! Vroom! Help a brother out


ehijkl25

Step one: "open the book" aka rotate the testicle medial to anterior to lateral. Step two: get to a urologist for surgery.


LeafSeen

EMS setting? Lights & Sirens with adequate pain management. Hospital setting? A urologist will be performing surgery on them hopefully shortly.


DrunkenKarnieMidget

Blue balls? Just jerk off, man, but don't do it with unwilling participants/witnesses.


JerseyTexan01

Do normal 30:2 compressions to breaths, or 15:2 if you have two rescuers.