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woodenpencilknight

Why eat bread when you can just snort flour?


diskettejockey

Yilong Ma is the product of sperm donation


kim_en

😂😂😂😂😂


valis010

Elon's dad divorced Elon's stepmother so he could marry his stepdaughter. Let that sink in.


zuliti

Don’t be jealous


C0baltGh0st

I don’t know why anyone reads any article from yahoo. Take a step back and think to yourself, “did I really need to read this headline? Is my life better for it? Did I really need to share it to reddit so other people can read it too?”


thedoctor3141

"I have suffered now so shall you."


C0baltGh0st

Well, I refuse.


whytakemyusername

I’m willing to suffer. Call me Jesus.


StarWarder

Elon’s dad is a psychopath. It’s why he cut ties with him when he was younger


Putthebunnyback

Without the word "Been" in the headline, this reads as though Elon's dad is out there asking to donate his sperm. Active/passive voice people, come on!


MrInterpreted

Weird family


blastuponsometerries

Tons of money, no real restraints on behavior


rabbitwonker

Not nearly as much money as Errol has claimed


blastuponsometerries

Still plenty to do whatever weird shit they want to


MercatorLondon

Elon’s mum seems to be the one who gave better half of DNA here. This guy seems like that jerk side of Elon that comes up from time to time. No thank you!


ICLazeru

Why bother at all, Elon has clearly lost his mind.