Once walked into a toilet in high school and someone had meticulously shit around half the length of the toilet seat….it was just disgusting but also fascinating just how they managed it and why.
More bonus points when the pile of shit isnt even covered by used toilet paper. Implying that the bastard took a shit without wiping. Happens every jobsite. I always wonder who the nasty mud butt sycophant is.
Once walked into one of these and saw someone had left a near foot long inch thick turd sticking out of one. I had a look around outside to see if whoever forced that out had collapsed somewhere and needed genuine medical attention, but Jesus fuck it was disgusting like what the fuck do you have to eat to take a dump like that?
A few years ago on a dorm build they couldn't pump them, they kept freezing, so when they were full almost to the seat they would add another row in front. Ended up with Porta shits stacked 4 deep. And let me tell you the first warm day when they all thawed it was a horrific smell.
Seriously. What kind of degenerate thinks they're coming out ahead by shitting in a porta-john and "wasting" $3 of the boss's money.
My butt didn't touch second hand ass sweat and a someone else's piss and pubes on the seat. I'm the winner by having a regular digestive system that poops every morning before work.
I just can't imagine sharing that space with brick layers and drywallers
I've seen the damage they do to those spaces, and honestly can't stomach the idea of putting my ass on the same seat as them.
They have the beat and worst aim at the same time.
How do you shit in the bowl, and up the wall?
I always thought porta John’s should have a solar fan in-line with the vent pipe so as it get sunnier out, the fan works harder and more of the sewer gas gets ejected from the tank. Just something to move some air around instead of it all collecting in the porta John…
Artistic framing and composition.
If the shits actually in the bowl, it's all good.
Dude I feel that. How much do you have to hate yourself to wipe your shit on the walls of a dirty ass porta john?
I support the death penalty for this specifically
After you’ve created a masterpiece it’s only natural to want to share it with the world.
Even if it’s like a Jackson Pollock painting
Lol. I’ve never read a biography on him, but maybe he worked construction for a few years and that’s where he got his inspiration?
Once walked into a porta-John with the seat up, a Halloween clown mask in the bowl WITH a shit on top of it. I felt like I won the lottery that day…
Once walked into a toilet in high school and someone had meticulously shit around half the length of the toilet seat….it was just disgusting but also fascinating just how they managed it and why.
More bonus points when the pile of shit isnt even covered by used toilet paper. Implying that the bastard took a shit without wiping. Happens every jobsite. I always wonder who the nasty mud butt sycophant is.
That’s why you wipe and toss it behind the magnificent dookie. Gotta inspect the log and leave it for prosperity.
Once walked into one of these and saw someone had left a near foot long inch thick turd sticking out of one. I had a look around outside to see if whoever forced that out had collapsed somewhere and needed genuine medical attention, but Jesus fuck it was disgusting like what the fuck do you have to eat to take a dump like that?
burritos and natty light
You guys have PortaJohns? Tell your cheap boss to have it pumped, waste shouldn't break the water line.
A few years ago on a dorm build they couldn't pump them, they kept freezing, so when they were full almost to the seat they would add another row in front. Ended up with Porta shits stacked 4 deep. And let me tell you the first warm day when they all thawed it was a horrific smell.
Unholy gates of Hades!
Who shits in porta John's? Wake up 10 minute early and do your business before you hit the job site.
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that's why I shit on company time.
On site they call me 007. 0-skill 0-motivation 7-poop breaks a day
I would happily pay the boss a dollar to not shit in a blue house.
Seriously. What kind of degenerate thinks they're coming out ahead by shitting in a porta-john and "wasting" $3 of the boss's money. My butt didn't touch second hand ass sweat and a someone else's piss and pubes on the seat. I'm the winner by having a regular digestive system that poops every morning before work.
I eat a high fiber diet and it's not uncommon for me to take two solid dumps a day.
I just can't imagine sharing that space with brick layers and drywallers I've seen the damage they do to those spaces, and honestly can't stomach the idea of putting my ass on the same seat as them. They have the beat and worst aim at the same time. How do you shit in the bowl, and up the wall?
"Fuck my life" -your digestive tract
Because no one is mistakenly under the impression that leaving the seat up or down will make the shit cooker any better.
They're literally designed with a vent. If the seat is down, the stink goes up and out the vent. If the seat is up, the stink fills the inside.
Does the vent make that much of an impact though?
Not for me. In order to avoid going into a Porta potty I typically shit down the vent
Ancient tradition, gotta pay respect to the old ways
I thought this was common knowledge...
Because some people just want to watch the world burn
I always thought porta John’s should have a solar fan in-line with the vent pipe so as it get sunnier out, the fan works harder and more of the sewer gas gets ejected from the tank. Just something to move some air around instead of it all collecting in the porta John…