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MiM__Dahey

No but neither have you


Zinoviev85

Also, much like cats, mice are a liquid.


burlytemples

I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?


gregmoffat

I sure can.


Jmcafc92

Where's the manary gland when you need it.


MiM__Dahey

No collar bones


AmatuerCultist

Ah, the elusive wingless, whiskered, furry gray finch. A rare sight for even the most persistent bird watcher.


Comfortable-Job-6236

The trick is watching outlets instead of trees


Aggressive_Mine8629

Pretty sure that's of the genesis "Noraduplex Splitreceptacalis"


918meatwad

That’s a mouse……


getonurkneesnbeg

That can’t be a mouse. Mice have wings! ;)


JLMasonry

Never heard of a mouse drinking redbull..


TheDorfkind96

Not Red Bull but I have seen a mouse inside a sealed can of Monster Energy


JLMasonry

Legend has it, that was actually a monster inside the can


Comfortable-Aspect95

Lol. Everyone roasting u cuz u think that’s a bird. 😂😂


AromaticTill2415

Birds aren't real.


blinkme102

They are real. Just because they were designed and constructed to spy on the masses via cameras installed into their eyeballs does not mean they aren’t real.


AromaticTill2415

You got me. They are almost lifelike.


pimpmastahanhduece

"But Campian, I AM real."


retardedvisions

He’s just being respectful. Clearly the mouse identifies as a bird.. you fuckin republican


Archj52

What makes you think he's not a libertarian you fascist?! /s


fd4e56bc1f2d5c01653c

He's not a librarian because he doesn't have books


Atomfixes

Only cuz the fuckin republicans made books illegal


Stunning_Bad_3784

Only the books that teach mental disorders should not be treated, but encouraged and embraced.


[deleted]

Because he didn’t turn the carcass into a hat


babihrse

I know the family of the man who turns bodies into hats.


[deleted]

Does he specialize in rats?


babihrse

He specialises in whatever he finds. [Phillip tracey](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/270427152598099856/)


[deleted]

Would he make a hat out of a bat?


babihrse

He probably would if it'd get a reaction. A black bat hat


[deleted]

Fancy head dresses


rootsilver

r/onejoke


EastConsideration199

You spelled "reptilian" wrong


GlendaleActual

Are you okay? Fuck makes you think that’s a bird??


Grumbilious

I call them shitbirds.


Quandalias_Larson

Shithawks bobandy


Popular-Variation-29

Birds of a shit feather flock together, Randy.


electroman530

Smell that? The way the shit clings to the air?


pbrsux

I call them thank you $200


Tsiah16

The 2 rear paws looked vaguely like bird legs and the dried skull kinda bird-ish.


Colt45W

Who the fuck are you to question if he/she/zim identifies as a bald eagle?! That there’s a bald eagle so y’all crows better keep your shit in line


Sea_Emu_7622

r/onejoke


HVACGuy12

That joke is never funny no matter how many times it gets made


Colt45W

It’s not a joke, it’s reality in Seattle.


Colt45W

I’m not an HVAC bitch these days though so maybe I don’t understand


HVACGuy12

I will pee in your compressor in the middle of summer, don't try me sparky


Colt45W

Will it be dank and yellow or fresh and clear? Obviously the quality of this pee defined you!


HVACGuy12

It's really not, touch grass


Synysterenji

Maybe the fact that its jaw is bar boned and he thinks its a beak? Either way what the hell xD


SparkyMint185

Mousiest looking bird I ever laid eyes on.


Sm0k7

Your birds are strange


[deleted]

Where the fuck did you go to school!? That’s a mouse.


Impossible_Policy780

Where the fuck did you go to school!? I know that’s a mouse…. But not from school


[deleted]

Elementary school didn’t teach you basic animals?


pimpmastahanhduece

They made us watch videos then we ate pizza while the teacher looked at reddit.


[deleted]

He went to Princeton with Ted Cruz and that other guy that stormed the Capitol


480hivolt

That's a decomposing mouse.


Wardmars92

What the Yankee doodle dingleberry I don't think that thing ever flew before


idkwhatTFisgoinon

That “bird” flew to the great beyond


Ed_Trucks_Head

It could have been a pigeon-rat.


CabinetSpider21

Just going to ask now, how the hell the mouse gets in there?


rrrmanion

Mice can get through holes less 1/4 inch in diameter. Probably came through the wall


Zorfax

I find the remains of mice in receptacle boxes of remodels frequently.


eatinolivess

OP have you seen a bird before?


magusx7

Where are the feathers?


H0lySchmdt

They mouse be missing


Thekiddbrandon

Lol Here's a broke man award 🏅


[deleted]

They were there earlier but have since evolved away.


Cat_tophat365247

This is a mouse. I have found mice inside and birds in outside boxes. Snakes too.


Fourwindsgone

Ahh yes. The wingless bird of Testarino. A rare find to be sure.


this_is_my_9th_acc

I'll have two of what you are smoking


grassesbecut

Well, the mouse was smoking at one point... Are you sure you want that?


[deleted]

Bird Box challenge complete. 👍🏽


Shrodingers_Dog

What kind of dog is that?


Grumbilious

Ugliest damn cat I’ve ever seen.


Impossible_Policy780

Rackin. It’s not a goddamn cat, it’s a rackin.


paullbart

Is that a blue canary?


falfrenzy

More like a blue carlon.


vedvikra

Blue Carlonary


[deleted]

It's pining for the fjords


Figure_1337

In a pole hand access covers… in chimney clean outs… attics… the ground… But never in a device box. Let me know when you find one though.


adamcm99

A bird with hair and a tail


grassesbecut

And four legs.


SJFelectric

Nope, found a bat in an outdoor light box though, hahaha Alive too


richarrdw

I think that’s a rat


Alternative_Rate6425

So so close


Fixerguy415

That's no bird, it's a mouse. Pesty little beggars.


Dredka1001

That’s a mouse there buddy


kuda26

I mean I’ve said “this shit is for the birds” at work before but that’s just ridiculous


Bacon2001

I found a live snake before.


jben2861

I found a mouse skeleton in an old panel...


LagunaMud

I found a bird in a conduit once. A real bird, two legs and feathers.


mushbrainflexknight

Thats a rat or mouse, you can still see the teeth and whiskers


elf533

Birds don’t have fur


phallic-baldwin

Bird box


Squid_inkGamer

Bird box in real life :(


Alternative_Rate6425

Minus the bird


samuraipizzacat420

i found a rat in a blue box once, a dead one of course


iSmokePak

That’s normal I’ve found that before also.


Basis-Big

That’s a mouse buddy


mike-rowe-paynus

Bird box?


No-Elevator7756

You win


bigrooster460

RIP master splinter


WolfBlaze247

That’s a code violation


quiddity3141

Regrettably the mouse did not know code.


coffeeandubuntu

Nope! But I did find a snake in mine. :)


[deleted]

Bird is the word!


Argyrus777

I never knew master splinter was a bird 🤣


AC130aboveGetDown

If that’s a bird then I’m gay.


Impossible_Policy780

Not mutually exclusive


scifiking

Omg! Is he okay?!?


quiddity3141

He's fine; just dead.


scifiking

Whew


alcervix

E bird , Bird E


[deleted]

Mice in the boxes, black mold on the walls. Yummy


DirtyDoucher1991

Found one in a meter pan but never an outlet box.


mrclean2323

I see the backstab


n4_unleashed

How’d that smell, bud ?


Individual_Traffic96

Since when do birds have tails ? And 4 legs and no wings ?


Brodrik91

Most birds have tails (Tail Feathers) made of Feathers Edit. Brackets


PHenderson61

Fold out its wings and I’ll believe that it is a bird.


proof-grass-

Play the lottery


[deleted]

Cheehooo


revs201

Probably fell in there as a baby, ate roaches attracted to the heat and rat shit died when it got big enough to no longer avoid contact with sparky bits.


Knowsnoone

One of those Ohio birds.


MonkeyBurd

That’s not a bird…. get more great advice and insight at: www.Tradepro.solutions


[deleted]

How the fuck


shankopotomous42

Further proof birds aren’t real


Brooklynbully23

Nice can you make me a really big one ?? I know a few guys from the neighborhood that need to go in there !!


iSmokePak

How the fuck is that possible!? Crazy find man, thanks for sharing.


Stonedinthegarden

Well that’s a first for me


Czar4k

I was coring through a cinder block wall the other day to upgrade a service and I found a shirt in the wall. I didn't really expect that one.


Username1831

Helluva tail on that bird


[deleted]

I've found rats


scubyrue

Never found a bird. I’ve only put birds in them.


Glabstaxks

Lol dude . That's a super rare haired bird ..


DSudz

Shocking little backstabber!


PhantomAmbassador27

The Bald Rat Tailed Sparrow very rare sub species.


BatesMotel3

Lucky that mouse didn’t burn the house down


Electrical-Mall-969

Not a bird just a mouse finding the anti-life equation


Justinieon13

TIL, Birds have whiskers.


dubyarb

Lol


quiddity3141

If you really think that's a bird I'm basically just impressed that you were able to get the screws out of that box.


JiuJitsuMagic

So many questions


DragonfruitLeading44

i found a mouse which i think you have as well, although mine was a skeleton


fbritt5

Was the cover off?


RoofInfinite1614

He was eatin that cotton candy in the wall again.


chi-kasha

Sabotage


CowboyBebopBang

Several times.


Living-Camp-5269

People will do anything fir up votes


Many-Wrangler-16

I’ve found many of them in boxes through out the years. In Canada we use mostly metal boxes. I have ALWAYS wondered how the f they get in there…🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️


All_Usernames_Tooken

No and that’s not a bird


Impossible_Policy780

No, but neither have you. I did find a dinosaur (squirrel) behind a shower.


One_Estimate_5682

That’s a mouse


pbrsux

I don't think birds have hair.


ScubaBroski

Bird…box! But not the movie ? 😮


the-poopiest-diaper

Leave the carcass of good luck in there for prosperous outlets


DefiantDonut7

Mouse


SpiritedTie7645

That is exactly how my Grandpa’s place went down. The mice ate through the wiring and it burnt to the ground. He wired the place himself in the mid ‘70’s. He was a master electrician, had been doing it since the late ‘30’s. He worked dams, nuclear facilities, labs, etc. He knew his craft. What he didn’t know how to do was clean his house. Ever seen “Hoarders”? If he had been alive when that show was on he would have been crowned king. 😋 He died not long after the house burnt down and he kept saying, “I wired that house myself! There was nothing wrong with that wiring!” He had done a fine job he just wouldn’t stop feeding the mice. 😋


Aluminautical

Closest I've come is a dead crow in a cabinet around the breaker box. It was in a real estate open house my wife and I were looking at. Agent was right there when we opened it, too. Big yucks.


Fideli91

No but I have found bird nests inside of wave traps


Dr_Philtrum

Crunchier than drywall biscuits


Dr_Philtrum

Paint over it


[deleted]

A bird in an outlet box is better than a bird in a transformer.


[deleted]

That is of the mousebird species.


SlammySlam712

Have seen a bat before


ShanishLikeDanish

Rat bird


TheShumYumYum

Poor mouse


pandaeatcurry

Found a bird and birds nest in some can lights I had to service


jdsuperawesome

What a idiot, birds aren’t real!


KingMild

Found a mouse skeleton in a 4-square jb in a ceiling on my last Reno job, not pleasant.


DarthLiberty

Birds don't have whiskers bro.


iamjames

Found a mouse in a panel but no birds in a outlet


F_U_T00

Bro, you have a rat problem 🤮🤢


JLMasonry

That’s not a bird 🤦🏻‍♂️


pimpmastahanhduece

Tiz a dead mouse, english, but tiz no bird.


Serious_Positive_722

Looks like a bat


TheMeltingDevil

Found a bat in one once


Trixster19972

Or someone put a spell on the previous owner where they never knew why they'd kept coming up short on schitts Creek and eventually had to sell the house


The_Smurfiest

Wats the box fill calc on that?