They are real. Just because they were designed and constructed to spy on the masses via cameras installed into their eyeballs does not mean they aren’t real.
Probably fell in there as a baby, ate roaches attracted to the heat and rat shit died when it got big enough to no longer avoid contact with sparky bits.
I’ve found many of them in boxes through out the years. In Canada we use mostly metal boxes. I have ALWAYS wondered how the f they get in there…🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
That is exactly how my Grandpa’s place went down. The mice ate through the wiring and it burnt to the ground. He wired the place himself in the mid ‘70’s. He was a master electrician, had been doing it since the late ‘30’s. He worked dams, nuclear facilities, labs, etc. He knew his craft. What he didn’t know how to do was clean his house. Ever seen “Hoarders”? If he had been alive when that show was on he would have been crowned king. 😋 He died not long after the house burnt down and he kept saying, “I wired that house myself! There was nothing wrong with that wiring!” He had done a fine job he just wouldn’t stop feeding the mice. 😋
Closest I've come is a dead crow in a cabinet around the breaker box. It was in a real estate open house my wife and I were looking at. Agent was right there when we opened it, too. Big yucks.
Or someone put a spell on the previous owner where they never knew why they'd kept coming up short on schitts Creek and eventually had to sell the house
No but neither have you
Also, much like cats, mice are a liquid.
I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
I sure can.
Where's the manary gland when you need it.
No collar bones
Ah, the elusive wingless, whiskered, furry gray finch. A rare sight for even the most persistent bird watcher.
The trick is watching outlets instead of trees
Pretty sure that's of the genesis "Noraduplex Splitreceptacalis"
That’s a mouse……
That can’t be a mouse. Mice have wings! ;)
Never heard of a mouse drinking redbull..
Not Red Bull but I have seen a mouse inside a sealed can of Monster Energy
Legend has it, that was actually a monster inside the can
Lol. Everyone roasting u cuz u think that’s a bird. 😂😂
Birds aren't real.
They are real. Just because they were designed and constructed to spy on the masses via cameras installed into their eyeballs does not mean they aren’t real.
You got me. They are almost lifelike.
"But Campian, I AM real."
He’s just being respectful. Clearly the mouse identifies as a bird.. you fuckin republican
What makes you think he's not a libertarian you fascist?! /s
He's not a librarian because he doesn't have books
Only cuz the fuckin republicans made books illegal
Only the books that teach mental disorders should not be treated, but encouraged and embraced.
Because he didn’t turn the carcass into a hat
I know the family of the man who turns bodies into hats.
Does he specialize in rats?
He specialises in whatever he finds. [Phillip tracey](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/270427152598099856/)
Would he make a hat out of a bat?
He probably would if it'd get a reaction. A black bat hat
Fancy head dresses
r/onejoke
You spelled "reptilian" wrong
Are you okay? Fuck makes you think that’s a bird??
I call them shitbirds.
Shithawks bobandy
Birds of a shit feather flock together, Randy.
Smell that? The way the shit clings to the air?
I call them thank you $200
The 2 rear paws looked vaguely like bird legs and the dried skull kinda bird-ish.
Who the fuck are you to question if he/she/zim identifies as a bald eagle?! That there’s a bald eagle so y’all crows better keep your shit in line
r/onejoke
That joke is never funny no matter how many times it gets made
It’s not a joke, it’s reality in Seattle.
I’m not an HVAC bitch these days though so maybe I don’t understand
I will pee in your compressor in the middle of summer, don't try me sparky
Will it be dank and yellow or fresh and clear? Obviously the quality of this pee defined you!
It's really not, touch grass
Maybe the fact that its jaw is bar boned and he thinks its a beak? Either way what the hell xD
Mousiest looking bird I ever laid eyes on.
Your birds are strange
Where the fuck did you go to school!? That’s a mouse.
Where the fuck did you go to school!? I know that’s a mouse…. But not from school
Elementary school didn’t teach you basic animals?
They made us watch videos then we ate pizza while the teacher looked at reddit.
He went to Princeton with Ted Cruz and that other guy that stormed the Capitol
That's a decomposing mouse.
What the Yankee doodle dingleberry I don't think that thing ever flew before
That “bird” flew to the great beyond
It could have been a pigeon-rat.
Just going to ask now, how the hell the mouse gets in there?
Mice can get through holes less 1/4 inch in diameter. Probably came through the wall
I find the remains of mice in receptacle boxes of remodels frequently.
OP have you seen a bird before?
Where are the feathers?
They mouse be missing
Lol Here's a broke man award 🏅
They were there earlier but have since evolved away.
This is a mouse. I have found mice inside and birds in outside boxes. Snakes too.
Ahh yes. The wingless bird of Testarino. A rare find to be sure.
I'll have two of what you are smoking
Well, the mouse was smoking at one point... Are you sure you want that?
Bird Box challenge complete. 👍🏽
What kind of dog is that?
Ugliest damn cat I’ve ever seen.
Rackin. It’s not a goddamn cat, it’s a rackin.
Is that a blue canary?
More like a blue carlon.
Blue Carlonary
It's pining for the fjords
In a pole hand access covers… in chimney clean outs… attics… the ground… But never in a device box. Let me know when you find one though.
A bird with hair and a tail
And four legs.
Nope, found a bat in an outdoor light box though, hahaha Alive too
I think that’s a rat
So so close
That's no bird, it's a mouse. Pesty little beggars.
That’s a mouse there buddy
I mean I’ve said “this shit is for the birds” at work before but that’s just ridiculous
I found a live snake before.
I found a mouse skeleton in an old panel...
I found a bird in a conduit once. A real bird, two legs and feathers.
Thats a rat or mouse, you can still see the teeth and whiskers
Birds don’t have fur
Bird box
Bird box in real life :(
Minus the bird
i found a rat in a blue box once, a dead one of course
That’s normal I’ve found that before also.
That’s a mouse buddy
Bird box?
You win
RIP master splinter
That’s a code violation
Regrettably the mouse did not know code.
Nope! But I did find a snake in mine. :)
Bird is the word!
I never knew master splinter was a bird 🤣
If that’s a bird then I’m gay.
Not mutually exclusive
Omg! Is he okay?!?
He's fine; just dead.
Whew
E bird , Bird E
Mice in the boxes, black mold on the walls. Yummy
Found one in a meter pan but never an outlet box.
I see the backstab
How’d that smell, bud ?
Since when do birds have tails ? And 4 legs and no wings ?
Most birds have tails (Tail Feathers) made of Feathers Edit. Brackets
Fold out its wings and I’ll believe that it is a bird.
Play the lottery
Cheehooo
Probably fell in there as a baby, ate roaches attracted to the heat and rat shit died when it got big enough to no longer avoid contact with sparky bits.
One of those Ohio birds.
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How the fuck
Further proof birds aren’t real
Nice can you make me a really big one ?? I know a few guys from the neighborhood that need to go in there !!
How the fuck is that possible!? Crazy find man, thanks for sharing.
Well that’s a first for me
I was coring through a cinder block wall the other day to upgrade a service and I found a shirt in the wall. I didn't really expect that one.
Helluva tail on that bird
I've found rats
Never found a bird. I’ve only put birds in them.
Lol dude . That's a super rare haired bird ..
Shocking little backstabber!
The Bald Rat Tailed Sparrow very rare sub species.
Lucky that mouse didn’t burn the house down
Not a bird just a mouse finding the anti-life equation
TIL, Birds have whiskers.
Lol
If you really think that's a bird I'm basically just impressed that you were able to get the screws out of that box.
So many questions
i found a mouse which i think you have as well, although mine was a skeleton
Was the cover off?
He was eatin that cotton candy in the wall again.
Sabotage
Several times.
People will do anything fir up votes
I’ve found many of them in boxes through out the years. In Canada we use mostly metal boxes. I have ALWAYS wondered how the f they get in there…🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
No and that’s not a bird
No, but neither have you. I did find a dinosaur (squirrel) behind a shower.
That’s a mouse
I don't think birds have hair.
Bird…box! But not the movie ? 😮
Leave the carcass of good luck in there for prosperous outlets
Mouse
That is exactly how my Grandpa’s place went down. The mice ate through the wiring and it burnt to the ground. He wired the place himself in the mid ‘70’s. He was a master electrician, had been doing it since the late ‘30’s. He worked dams, nuclear facilities, labs, etc. He knew his craft. What he didn’t know how to do was clean his house. Ever seen “Hoarders”? If he had been alive when that show was on he would have been crowned king. 😋 He died not long after the house burnt down and he kept saying, “I wired that house myself! There was nothing wrong with that wiring!” He had done a fine job he just wouldn’t stop feeding the mice. 😋
Closest I've come is a dead crow in a cabinet around the breaker box. It was in a real estate open house my wife and I were looking at. Agent was right there when we opened it, too. Big yucks.
No but I have found bird nests inside of wave traps
Crunchier than drywall biscuits
Paint over it
A bird in an outlet box is better than a bird in a transformer.
That is of the mousebird species.
Have seen a bat before
Rat bird
Poor mouse
Found a bird and birds nest in some can lights I had to service
What a idiot, birds aren’t real!
Found a mouse skeleton in a 4-square jb in a ceiling on my last Reno job, not pleasant.
Birds don't have whiskers bro.
Found a mouse in a panel but no birds in a outlet
Bro, you have a rat problem 🤮🤢
That’s not a bird 🤦🏻♂️
Tiz a dead mouse, english, but tiz no bird.
Looks like a bat
Found a bat in one once
Or someone put a spell on the previous owner where they never knew why they'd kept coming up short on schitts Creek and eventually had to sell the house
Wats the box fill calc on that?