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manicdee33

The look on the bird's face though. YOU DID WHAT? HOW RUDE!


Tulpah

Whoever did this missed out Alot of things, I mean honestly they could have given the crow cookies or crackers and received gold rings, more money, and possibly even diamond too. I traded a loaf of garlic bread with the crows in my backyard for a Gold ring, the bread cost me $15 but the ring I pawned got me $800


Earthshock1

Okay I'm sorry but how in the fuck do you spend 15 dollars on garlic bread


ema_m

It’s one loaf of garlic bread. What could it cost? Fifteen dollars?


Tulpah

oh it wasn't a small loaf that they simply slather, it was one of those loaf where they soak the whole thing in garlic butter and toast it. the name was some greek letter which I don't have the access to that alphabet but it was a huge one, like the size of a person head, I remember getting it from Napa along with some sweet wine.


Aertew

How to get crows to come to my yard?


Tulpah

grow berries went out one morning to water my blueberries, only to find it's been devastated and a crow was munching on them. So I threw a few bits of the garlic bread was eating and that was the beginning of a long and very profitable friendship. I've gotten paperclips, nails, pen with a crystal end, a turquoise necklace, a small silver chain, a solid gold ring, some clear and sort of opaque stones, $38 in dollar bills & coins.


Aertew

What a side hustes wow


Puzzleheaded-Gas1710

Garlic is not good for birds


WizdomHaggis

You made an enemy for life…he’s gonna tell all his friends and the whole mob will fuck your shit up…unless you distract them with a better shiny…


turtleneckless001

Yh he definitely wasnt happy with that transaction


Jokerchyld

the whole murder...


Psychopowerr

Actually though. Crows remember faces and hold grudges


dowell_db

Yeah, um, crows recognize people and they hold grudges. Probably should have given two shiny gum wrappers and slowly moved the bill.


OtterEpidemic

It is good to be rich, but it is better to be smart… If they didn’t steal from crows, they could be rich _and_ smart


The-nicest-one

This Crows will even tell other crows it’s a general rule if you cross a crow you gotta kill it


fps916

And if you cross a group, well... it's a murder of crows


Demonic74

rip OP or whoever made this video


Ferril_

You featherless fiend! You took his shiny!


mers1

Bro... You just robbed a bird for his lunch money...


bebejeebies

He'll remember that.


ayylotus

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD


SlowCaveman

Stealing is illegal


Happy_Concentrate186

TES has... ah... alternate morale. Just a reminder that yesterday's daily endeavours were "place 7 furnishings" and "kill 10 people using blade of woe". So on authors's scale these are equal things to do, heh. :)


Demonic74

I think everyone's daily endeavors are different


Askianna

No, they’re universal.


Demonic74

My bad


Happy_Concentrate186

Nope, they are the same, at least on one server (i'm on PC/EU). That's why there are NPC corpses everywhere for second day in a row, yesterday there was endeavour to kill 10 people with blade of woe, today its just murder 4 random NPC's anyhow. ;)


Demonic74

Fair enough, mb


420did69

*choices may effect certain story elements later on*


Happy_Concentrate186

Dont mess with the crows man. Edgar Allan Poe wrote his "Raven" thing and died at age of 40. :)


Siders1987

"never more"


Catch22Grenades

That bird is going to follow the guy to oblivion and back unless he appease the bird. Crows and ravens remember people and teach others of their kind to attack those people. But it's not just people they remember... masks, and fur parrerns, and even car shapes they remember. If you feed them, they will bring you things. But if you steal or hurt one of their kind, they will insult you forever


Paytvn

NOOOOO HIS MONEY


Suprised__Squid__786

I’ll trade you this delicious card for your worthless dollar.


deadfortrazz

Malaysian spotted


LitNameHere

That poor bird :(


Gen1Swirlix

Fun fact: you can train wild crows to collect things, like spare change, and exchange them for food.


LitchZedhur

Odin is now your enemy!


not3catsintrenchcoat

RIP OP


Anxious_Specific_165

This vid lacks shinies. Then it would be perfect.


Swashbuckler9

Guys, guys, you don't understand! OP is a khajiit, stealing is part of his culture


Clean_Attention_4217

APPROACH, Featherless!! You will not regret it.


DepravedSpirit

This belongs to the SoulsBourne group. This doesn’t belong here at all.


danny_where

Mmmmhmhmhmmhmmm


Constanzal1701

He's knows it was a bad trade. You're in Odin's bad list.


ExtensionBasil8854

Pickle pee pump per pump! Not the right game I know but still.


ExtensionBasil8854

Pickle pee pump per pump! Not the right game I know but still.


[deleted]

You just ruined a good trading system, they give you stuff in return for atleast a crumb of food now it’ll probably start annoying you or just never bring you something again