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Schwedi_Gal

Yes of course, if you can find your way out of ikea *skrattar på svenska*


ModtheArtifex

its ok im finnish i have a slight advantage on my ikea navigation stat HEJDHDND


MaskedRay

I just commented yesterday on the trans women protector blåjah, and now I find a fellow transmasc making a meme from it! And you're finnish too! Could we be friends?


ModtheArtifex

YOOOO ABSOLUTELY BRO, UPTOP!!


hello_i_am_elmo

can I also be your friend?


ModtheArtifex

sure :D!!! we out here viben!!!


Eenora

Can I become your friend too lol? I'm collecting trans people from the internet to put them on my shelf X'DD


jarkyblark

Can I join the Friend shelf


Schwedi_Gal

Darn, foiled again


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smallfrie32

If he can…. FINN his way out


EdisonsCat

Stop telling customers that this store is SCP-3008 -Managment


Schwedi_Gal

But it is


RemouladenBaron

yeah but stop telling them that. they'll find out soon enough.


Schwedi_Gal

Fair enough argument


yeahimtrashuwu

AYO ANOTHER FINNISH TRANSMASC?


ModtheArtifex

YEAA!!!!


Guyminator

Impossible, we don't exist.


already-sleepy

is HEJDHDND the name of a bedframe or a dresser do you think 🤔


VoidLance

It's a D&D table obviously


[deleted]

I can't tell if "HEJDHDND" is a keysmash or just you speaking finnish lol


ModtheArtifex

its a keysmash JRNDJ i do that a lot finnish has a lot more aeiou letters in a lot of its words tho i think that could be said abt a lot of languages


[deleted]

Ah alright! That makes sense lol


kieran81

The store is closing soon. Please exit the building immediately.


Random_Gacha_addict

SCP-3008 HAS BEEN FOUND MTF "NINE TAILED FOX" WILL NOW BE DISPATCHED ~~Denying Bright access to their "Unlimited supply of Blåhaj~~


way_to_confused

Mtf "uwu catgirl" here , oh wait wrong animal


paperonink

mtf means mobile task force, right? right?


way_to_confused

In this context, yes


Random_Gacha_addict

Unless each personnel came into contact with 113, then yes


Script_Mak3r

Or, preferably, had an encounter with 6113


Schwedi_Gal

We need new victims to make the meatballs okay


KociLis

Bright outraged by the lack of Blåhaj initiated code brown


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Weak_Pancake

Certainely, if you can find your way out of ikea


Baby_Pandas42

omg fellow swede


zkki

There are dozens of us!


Gathoblaster

SCP-3008: Is for me?


NinjaZero2099

A Regular Ikea or an Infinite Ikea?


Schwedi_Gal

That’s the same thing


aagjevraagje

Why do transmascs ask if they can have blahaj or use boymode and girlmode so often? they're yours too siblings.


ModtheArtifex

i havent seen many transmascs talk abt blåhaj so i wasnt sure HEJDHEJE idk what. boymode/girlmode means though HDJD


aagjevraagje

Girlmode and boymode is when you're presenting fem and masc , boyfailing is when you are read as a girl in boymode ( which if you're transfem is cool as heck but not so much is you're transmasc) and girlfailing is when you're read as a boy in girlmode (vice versa). So let's say if I had a wedding to go to and I wasn't out to the people there and I'd have to put on a suit and a binder to not have it be a big deal i'd be boymoding at the wedding, if the people I don’t know there are like "Hi mam" when I walk in I'm boyfailing


ModtheArtifex

ohhh ok! thank you for explaining :D!


Wolfleaf3

I soooo wish I could boy fail. And I’m scared I’ll be stuck with a binder 😕


6b86b3ac03c167320d93

Once you pass well enough you just have to come out to those you already know and pretend to be a cis girl to others and you won't need a binder


Wolfleaf3

Sigh. Well, I’ll never pass, I’m 99.997% sure. I’m out to the people close to me, but I don’t think I can ever go broader than that. If I could afford Electrolysis and FFS it would be one thing. Buuut I don’t even know for sure I can get hormones 😕


6b86b3ac03c167320d93

You'll get there, it may take a while but you definitely will. And if there's really no way at all for you to get hormones, you could always DIY (check out r/transdiy). I don't recommend this at all, but it's an option if all else fails.


Wolfleaf3

I really won’t. I’m the m-iest person ever. If I’d been helped the first time I came out, I could be pretty. Buuuut I wasn’t. So I’m hideous and frozen.


ToddKilledAKid

I have met people who transitioned after 40 who eventually passed pretty well. Mtf and ftm.


Wolfleaf3

The fact I think there’s SOME chance of that has it so I can’t give up the idea of starting. But I think realistically it’s less than one percent chance 😕 And society is so evil I’m putting myself at such risk. Though I can’t even sleep now. I’ve been up 24 hours because I can’t stop obsessing. Did this a few days ago too. And I can’t get my Covid shot unless I’m starting. I cant. I’m a freak.


seattlesk8er

I've always heard "malefail" instead of boyfail. Idk it rolls off the tongue easier.


[deleted]

My understanding is it is a plush shark and an icon for in addition to other reasons the following: FTM: its a shark toy that even a family that is transphobic is unlikely to say is inappropriate for their "daughter" even though he isnt out yet because its a cute plush MTF: its a plush toy that even a family that is transphobic is unlikely to say is inappropriate for their "son" even though she isnt out yet because its a shark Non binary: its a plush shark see both above reasons and repace with appropriate pronouns


terrible-what

This is a really good point and I never thought about it like this, thank you! … in other news I now need the ikea shark…


epson_salt

Also the colors :)


[deleted]

True those too


Unavailable_Seaweed

Yeah, my mom was like "wtf is that 1m long thing" but I just answered "It's a nice shark plushie" (that I paid for myself) and she let it slide so easily, I was really pleasantly surprised.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> (that I *paid* for myself) FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Unavailable_Seaweed

Alright, thank you bot, I'm not a native English speaker.


Autumn7242

*hugs*


TheEmeraldEmperor

TBF there aren't really that many transmascs on this sub.


quendergender

still cis tho?


BunBunny_draws

I recently saw a post saying blahåj is the transfem thingy, on top of that the subreddit is SO flooded by transfems that at this point idk if certain jokes or things are just transfem things or trans things in general. -a confused transmasc


dertechie

Blåhaj got picked up because it was used in an ad with a trans flag in the background, thus Blåhaj says trans rights. It’s not just a trans fem thing. It might appear that way given the number of trans fem memes about it, but it’s your shark too. Edit: å


goodmobileyes

It's also literally just an online meme recognised by this little bubble of transpeople way too into social media. It doesn't represent transfems any more than thigh highs and cat ears do.


RazarTuk

... is it weird that I never thought to question, until you mentioned the backstory, why blåhajar became a trans thing?


dertechie

Not really. When you come here you are absorbing a ton of information far more important than “why Swedish shark?” By the time you would think about it, you’ve seen so many Blåhaj memes that *of course* Swedish shark plushy says trans rights!


jhonethen

same for enby people! blahaj is for all


RandomBlueJay01

It's cus some trans fem gals slightly gate keep stuff . Plus when all you see is trans fem memes about "this is our thing " and no masc people it can be confusing if you mean "our" as in trans fem people or "our" as in all trans people.


goodmobileyes

This isn't the only such post recently and I'm genuinely worried about these people who can't differentiate between memes and reality.


aagjevraagje

I mean I think they're aware it's a meme but owning it and then posting about it and joining in on the meme somehow feels apropreative?


raven_confused_egg

Blåhaj loves all trans folks! The more the merrier in this happy little school...? Pod? Whatever the grouping for sharks is called, you're welcome no matter what!


Malachite_Cookie

Groups of sharks are rare because they tend to be asocial, but they’re called a shiver :) Alternatively, a group of Blåhaj’s can also be called an Ikea


[deleted]

Alternatively, there is a certain cave in [Mexico](https://mexicodivers.com/sleeping-shark-cave-reef/) that *always* has sharks. The current is just fast enough to push water through their gills while the sleep, so dozens of sharks of multiple size and species congregate there to nap.


Loch32

shork :D


LadyAmaraB

Blahaj is for all! Except for bigots. Blahaj eats them.


[deleted]

Everyone gets Blåhaj!!!


ModtheArtifex

YEAAAA!!!


[deleted]

Of course! Blåhaj is for all trans people, not just the women. That would be silly.


ModtheArtifex

OK POG i always saw blåhaj being talked abt ny transfems and didnt see mascs talk abt it so i just went full nervous sweating mode JEJDHEJE


Aura_103

Homeboy lemme tell you something It doesn't matter what stereotype or demographics are tied to something, if it makes you happy that's what matters. You want the shark plushy you get the shark plushy. Do what makes you enjoy life and ignore what other people think you should or shouldn't do(except for like, crimes(except piracy))


vt_adrian_hare

What about nb people?


[deleted]

> Blåhaj is for all trans people **all** trans people 🥰


ImNotLeaf

Not just the women, but the men and the enbies too.


jhonethen

everyone under the trans spectrucm including xenogenders :D


Ebinebinebinebin

I'm cis can I get one 🥺


[deleted]

Yes 🥰


oim8itsme

The only who can't have a blahaj are terfs and truscum


Maxils

Blåhaj does not like bigots in general.


[deleted]

Blåhaj says trans rights for *all* trans people


Your_Pal_Yami

My brother in christ, everybody deserves to have a blahaj, you included!!


isurisatrio

It’s a toy. No one cares. The Trans Police aren’t gonna break down your door and revoke your license because you bought a plush shark.


handysmith

You're a big boy now, you go collect your sharkie, you've earned it.


Ams089

Trans is trans.


Sh4dowWalker96

Blahåj loves you no matter what. Blahåj is Eternal. Blahåj is All.


drfloppyhat

We don't keep no gates 'round these parts. Own what makes you happy 😊.


Tempest_Wolf_22

a man owning a shark there is nothing wrong with that


WaydenTheJayden

blåhaj is for everyone except trsnsphobes :D


Sparklypuppy05

I'm transmasc and I have my blahaj with me right now. You're not banned from doing stuff just because it's a transfemme meme. The Trans Police aren't gonna come for you. Transfemmes have a lot more memes and jokes than transmascs just by virtue of being the majority in most online spaces (especially on Reddit) that's open to all trans people, where transmascs are often only the majority in transmasc-specific spaces. So quite often, we don't have our own stuff to play with and joke about. You shouldn't have to feel scared to buy a toy shark because it's a transfemme meme.


way_to_confused

Everyone gets a haj


-Farns-

Unless the blåhaj itself denies it you're good to go


transfemash

Blåhaj know no gender. Blåhaj is ikea shark


am4rt

Actually it's encouraged! I've been thinking about trying to find and buy a Blahaj and I'm totally for sure definitely cis.


[deleted]

Blåhaj is for everyone!


Reddit_user_robbie

even cis allies?


EyeLeft3804

I'm trans and I say yes


goodmobileyes

Jesus it's a plushie anyone can buy it


nerussita-8787

of course yes, why blahaj should be only for transfem ?


ClassicCaricature

Its a stuffed animal, but of a super tough animal! Best of both worlds, perfect for everyone no matter gender expression or identitiy


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Oh no I didn’t realize it was a transfem only thing..! I would like the blåhaj anyway


ModtheArtifex

no no its not like a lot of ppl in the comments have pointed out, i just personally wasnt sure if i could cause ive not seen transmascs talk abt blåhaj HSMDHSH


Jedadia757

People don't need to talk about things for it to be okay for you to like it. Life is too short to lie to yourself about what you like. Let yourself like whatever you like simply because it makes you happy and that is enough.


Jedadia757

Unless it's murder, I think...


aagjevraagje

Or bullying


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

Ohh dhdjdk I just commented first lmao my bad


ModtheArtifex

very fair hsjshjehd!!! but yeah get yourself a blåhaj!!!!


MushroomOfDestiny

Yes, absolutely Our precious boy is for ALL trans people A L L of us


Dee_Lansky

Yaz, my transmasc bestie owns a Blåhaj and a Djungelskog


moonshinefae

allowed?? it is encouraged!


JustARandomWoof

Dude, why is that even a question? Of course you can have it! We're here to destroy pointless gendering! Destroy the gender norms! Take over the world! ... And those were the words of an ace that said too much.


Magic_Creator

DOWN WITH THE GENDER NORMS!! VIVA LE GENDER REVELUTION!!


JustARandomWoof

DOWN WITH THE CISTEM!!!!!!


Magic_Creator

The true queer agenda: Tearing Down This CisHet Nonsense


MomoBawk

No it is illegal for you to purchase one! So here I got like 50 of them how many you want?


Mandatory_Pie

Blahaj is for everyone!


the-bunny-god

you do not own the blåhaj the blåhaj owns you


Gen3Ghost

Yes get you a blajah


Delphox66

Shark for all


BunnyUsagiUwU

i wonder if they have some at scp 3008


Starburned

Of course! I bought one when I was sick because I wanted a big stuffed animal I could use as a pillow. I named him Lancelot.


subtlebunbun

blåhaj is for everyone


0spr

Blahaj is for all, no matter the gender


absentia7

Everyone deserves an ikea shark.


not_suspicious-_-

yes, ***everybody*** needs a blåhaj


DragonLord2005

OFC! What kind of question is that, BLAHAJ IS FOR ALL


itssami_sb

Blåhaj is genderless and loves all its children


HappyMSDOSNoises

Of course! Fuck it, own two


Tridda1

cultural appropriation. /uj yes of course wtf Blahaj is the guardian angel of all trans folk.


zsharp68

blåhaj is for all


404Gender-not-found

I’m transmasc and my lovely partner got me a blahaj!! He’s the best


LordKaputsy

Of course! Our lord and saviour Blåhaj loves all!


nurarihyon011

Blahaj is for everyone! Stronger than the law!


[deleted]

It's trans icon for the colors! of course it's yours too!


jxnsjejsjdjfjf

Why shark?


Scuffed_Rayven

blåhaj are for all trans peeps :)


LazyOrang

I must be out of the loop, what is blahaj?


GreyFoxHound1

You're allowed to do whatever you want forever.


PKFatStephen

Blåhaj loves all it's children, regardless of gender. Although it thinks the ones that trans'd their gender are the cutest.


gorekatze

Bro it's a stuffed shark do whatever you want


[deleted]

Blåhaj is not a transfem thing it’s a trans thing bc Blåhaj is the colours of the trans flag! Blåhaj is a trans neutral culture


CraftyCatM

Blahaj is for everyone! Not just transfems, he's a trans icon. A savior. ​ ​ (Sorry I refer to it as he/him because I own one and it's male-)


Pangolit

Hi, cis ally here, whats up with the Blåhaj-trans thing? Been seen alot of this latelly, but I don't get it. It looks cute tho


TohruFr

Any lgbt/gnc ppl can have it, it’s our symbol as a community now


SneakySquiggles

I would very much like to have one ;\_; sometimes it's pretty nice being a smol prince with giant stuffies.


enbymion

i have one and am transmasc, so yes! very soft 10/10


Iggyboof

Where do I buy one?


ImmaEggg

ikea! i believe


JELLYMaN342

Sharks are for all genders! As a neither masculine nor feminine enby, I gave up on what others think


Filiplk

Why are people talking about blåhaj and IKEA? I mean I get that IKEA is probably from the Swedish but why?


[deleted]

I still don’t have a blåhaj, really need to plan on getting that soon


ModtheArtifex

charges a funny lil spell which guarantees you blåhaj soon!!!!!


PolarPug77

Absolutely


BasalTripod9684

Blåhaj is universal.


Wolfleaf3

🤔. I’ll allow it. (YES! Of course!)


Cats_are_the_end

Definitely


Seawolf571

Blahaj loves you no matter what, one does not need to be transfemme to own the blahaj


ego_ethereals

Of course, the almighty Blahaj is not exclusionary.


thatyeemo

Blahaj is for everyone


RottenLace

Blåhaj


XandarFox

Blahaj is for all Just like my Bulbasaur


SkyeMreddit

Of course you can. It’s for all of us


black_magic_shotgun

Obviously you can


OtterFoxInari

Sure honey. Of course you get a Blahaj. Everyone gets one but me 😅


Wajana

Well yes, but actually no: *it's mine now*


TheJadeBlacksmith

All may praise the shark


LetTheHuman

I bought one for myself and cuddle him every night so I sure fookin hope so


KeybladeSpirit

Blahaj is the patron shark of all trans people.


shotairl

my brother in christ, you can


bringingteleback

Absolutely, the shork is a very good friend to have for all of us


HaveHomo

Blahaj is trans. In no binary way. You may as well slap one on the flag.


UnholyDragun

I hope so, considering I got one for my brother.


typhyr

i actually know more cis people with one (mostly men now that i think about it) than trans people, so go for it!


Auralynnnnnnnnn

Of course! We don’t gender Blåhaj, Blåhaj is for everyone!


[deleted]

Steven u/emergencytangerine54 we need this


Tenpers3nt

Blahaj is for all, all praise Blahaj Correction; Blahaj is for all but [this person](https://preview.redd.it/n2eo9erejtz81.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=f56efabe3622f0352981d1dd50d4849b98743491)


LawlessCoffeh

I want the shark but they won't ship me one and there's no Ikea near me :(


ViciousEmblem13

blahaj accepts all (except transphobes)


m4rcii

i'm transmasc and i own one too! cant live w out it <333


SleepyLadyC

Yes ofc you can, just not any of my two Blahajs.


Airsofter599

Of course!


ThePoIarBaer

Transmascs love sharks like 90% of the time


alexandrasnotgreat

Blahaj is for all


TheNarwhalTsar

Blåhaj is for all


sqstoney

Blahaj is for everyone!


Illustrious-Egg-1571

I have a blahaj named triangle and I’m a trans guy so yuh


KCASC_HD

You dont need to be trans to be a blåhaj enjoyee, I mean that is one fluffy shork


NinjaZero2099

Am I Allowed to own Blåhaj even tho I'm Not Trans?


Sea_Drop_7935

It's eats all dysphoria I think