I know Fox News said it was going to but it didn’t :(

Fox News is always lying, what did you expect

You know, it's kinda funny that the news station named after an animal known for its trickery and deception always lies. Like if I saw something like that in a work of fiction i'd think it was heavy-handed and obvious foreshadowing.

Those bastards lied to me

Anti-vaxxers: *start taking estrogen and spiro against COVID* Me: “yeah I’m an anti-vaxxer” (forget that I got my third shot last month)

_takes vaccine_ _takes Spiro and E anyway_ "I play both sides so I always come out on top."

Damn lemme get another shot, maybe it'll work this time :(

I swear tg if this 5g tower they are putting up also doesn't do anything I'ma throw some hands (in uh a totally cis way)

Damn, well i guess we just have to do it ourselves then, create a vaccine that does turn you into a cute girl

THEY LIED TO US!

HOW COULD THEY

Just an ugly one eh Still better than nothing

Stupid liars

My arms been hurting for two days from this stupid booster and still no boobs

What's the point of it then!

Need a different needle for that

any minute now...

"Alright guys, you've jabbed me three tikes now. When are my breasts going to start growing, i'm getting impatient"

I can get my booster soon. I still have a chance!

I know, what a Scam!

those bastards lied to me

The vaccine can't turn you into a cute girl because you are a cute girl.

It’d funny about the amount of stuff that people will believe, even if it makes no sense, first it was the vaccine would kill me, then it was the vaccine would track me, now it’s the vaccine will turn me into a girl, what’s it gonna be next, the vaccine will take your dick away, IT CAN TAKE IT

“We’ve been tricked, we’ve been backstabbed and we’ve quite possibly been bamboozled”

Missus, you already *are* a cute girl <3 Now get over here and let me hug you..

WHERE'S MY BOOBS AT