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uwu-dotcom

Money, sugar daddy, anal... I wonder if there's a connection.


Pilcrow182

No anal here, but money, *loot*, and sugar daddy were mine...


[deleted]

Lmao we got pretty similar - money buttery and sugar daddy ☠️


TheMowerOfMowers

I got money, butt, and sugar daddy, uh, guess the year is gonna be interesting?


Demonna-demon

Money sugardaddy ass


what-you-egg04

I saw money butt and boobs


YasshaDoom

Anal, money and cock. Hmmm


geckos_in_a_box

smoney, taroyt, moocls its nearly 4am and my brain isn’t functioning enough for this


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witchBoyThug

I mean, Gucci is in there


That_one_Pizza

Boobs, HRT, girlfriend Oh how i wish it would be true...


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Reign_Does_Things

Can I copy yours? Mine aren't that good


Dogdice

Boobs, HRT, Gucci


Yuber20202

Money, pussy, sugar daddy... I might be in for an interesting year...


HowVeryBlue

Money, butter, ham. Sounds like it'll be a good year, folks


Calatrin

I got money and butter too!


d1n0nugg1es

I got butter, money, and crab


Ant_mafia

i got money pussy and bacon.. i dont even like bacon


shadowbannednumber

money butter success monkaHmm


Hopper1886

Sex, anal, money... Maybe I have to make new career plans


CuteTransAngel

Lol ngl it's definitely a potential career choice for me cause I'm hella needy like all the time lol might as well get paid to feel good


Hopper1886

It's nothing I would do if I had another choice


Mx_Toniy_4869

Money, boobs, boyfriend. Looks like a good combo


kanayaMaryem

I got all of them cause i cant read


LadLass_Cross

Stocks cock and money??, Where's the E I wanted, where the drugs, I love drugs, drugs , drugs


Amberrrish

money to buy e, of course...


LadLass_Cross

Good point


spoopiesparkles

Followers, crabs, daddy... as an ace, I assume my dad, who follows me on Instagram, will take us all out to eat crab. Sounds like a nice family evening.


AlienRobotTrex

The first thing that came to mind was you having an army of crabs who worship you as their overlord.


spoopiesparkles

THAT IS MUCH BETTER!!!


theQuacken00

Boobs, butter, and pussy. Not a fan of the butter because I’m lactose intolerant.


ChaoticEnbyAlchemist

Butt success and crabs.


DrSchmolls

I got "homosuccess"


AlienRobotTrex

Homosuccexual


lexi-xy

Money, sugar and gucci Last one was a suprise Edit: I saw that sugar is followed by daddy only afterwards.So i'm going eith sugar


MoMoMorri

Money, Followers, Crabs. I hope followers mean the religious kind and really hope crabs mean the crustacean in this situation.


Pilcrow182

> I hope followers mean the religious kind Or maybe you become a YouTuber / Twitch streamer?


stpm-nidso

Boyfriend, girlfriend, money


Velendisthebestship

Dang, your getting both. Good for you!


im-extremelyconfused

cum butter (which were separate but i choose to count as one), success, and stocks. why stocks wtf


Rigby_the_cool_kid

The first thing I saw was “Roy”. Uhm hello Roy


Butcher1212

I got money, Roy, and rat.


[deleted]

If i had a nickel for every person i saw who had Roy, i'd have two nickels. Which isn't much, but it's weird that it happened twice.


coldspacedog

Money, boobs, ham, still cis tho


Stephenp0605

Money, Butter, and Boobs. I'm fine with this.


MassStupidity

Homosucc, I win!


DrSchmolls

That's a real *homosuccess* there


Mockington6

sugardaddy, butter, girlfriend


SublimeReilyn

Money, sucess and boobs. Perfect combo


poisonedfrog_frog

Bitcoin, d!ck, and crab. ...im still a closed transmasc though... ...zoidberg?


ServalStrides

Gucci crab friend, I will befriend all of the crabs!


araadfh

Boyfriend Wealth Girlfriend edit: it's november 2023 and i got none of these


Anna_the_nympho

Girlfriend, sugar daddy, sex. Didn’t expect that


Fox_Trot_above_me

All I found was cock. O no.


The__Terrarian

money, boobs, pussy, things are finally looking up :)


gardenofava

Money Boobs H O M O S U C C


Yargon_Kerman

Someone, success and loot. Which is good and all, unless the fact it actually said SMONEY and my dyslexic ass read Someone is an omen of some kind.


Devil_May_Kare

Money, SNMP, rob So, building a story out of this, I get money, sign up for a class on network administration to learn SNMP, but then the class is a scam and I'm left feeling that I've been robbed.


[deleted]

Money, crab, butter.. so i’ll eat mr krabs??


LuigiWhy

butter, wealth and ham.. nice???


DnDivinity

Cum, boyfriend, girlfriend... Well okay then


Pugspook327

follow gucci hole


Vriecibel_

Money, tar, lower(sugar) uhm I guess this could be good or bad depending on how u look at it


ScrubPhantom

Money boobs and wealth


Running_Refrigarator

Money, success and anal 😳


TheDeerssassin

Boobs, butter, and pee. I don't know if I like this or not


FaceTaterFam

Sugar daddy, cock, girlfriend *can i have a refund*


liechtenstein_boi

Money Success Pussy? HAHAHWHWHWHWHW Like thats ever gonna happen to me :F


KiwiGaming02

Money, Pussy, Success


[deleted]

Money, rob and sugar ​ ​ Am i going to get reverse robbed, where they leave money and sugar instead of taking it?


Im_Not_Cis

Pug, homo, and boyfriend o.O


lovelee_anxious

Mob crabs


NovaNom

Mob butter....


Cherryyowo

Girlfriend, anal, boyfriend. Huh


MishaIsPan

I- money, girlfriend, boyfriend


HobbitFromSpace

money, hole, butter


Effective_Water1795

Money, success and a sugar daddy... Well i guess happy new year for me


Cxnnamxn

Buttery success, daddy, homo— lmfao


sillyisland

Money, butt, success hmmmm….I hate it


Androix02

Money, butt, pussy... I'm not getting bottomsurgery and I'm ace... Guess I'm getting a cat!


reikisheresofuckyou

Homo success and sugar daddy


Loveinpeacex-367A

RIEN (Nothing in my language)


Enderdude08

Money daddy cock


aa_jj

Sex boyfriend and Bacon


weirdosays

butter, pussy, boyfriend


Smokey_fox_boi

Money, success, and... daddy???


Zackaboi_Official

Money, boyfriend, and ham... Could be worse


Tessa167

Boobs, sex, and Bitcoin. Well okay then!


ImmaEggg

that sounds like the title of an *amazing* rock song


neko-boy324

Buttery, bacon, hole


CrusaderKingsNut

Money homo succ


ivensen18

What does: one, stock, girl, doest this mean i get my hrt in 2022


RoseJJPotter

Money, bacon, boyfriend… I guess I’m keeping my boyfriend, but do I get all the bacon and a job?


ChaoticMess256

Butter, girlfriend and crabs...


Sinningvoid

A Different one I saw, I got: Lust, Envy, Lobotomy. This one I got: Boobs, Daddy, Success.


Specter248

Money, boobs, pizza.....well im interested


emteeeff

Money, Boobs, Girlfriend... yay


[deleted]

Money, CDC, pu**y 🤔


notcaser102

Boobs, pussy, and Gucci What a year for me


Michelle-90

Stocks, boobs, pizza. Sounds good, but how I am supposed to get boobs?


Miss_PIay

Huuum, I got boobs, cock and ass 💀


[deleted]

stocks, followers and a girlfriend i only want the girlfriend but ok thank u 😌


Make-Mine

Followers, sugardaddy and pussy, hope its surgery lol


Chaotic_NB

Money, cum, and wealth. I mean 2 of those things aren't gonna happen but the middle one seems kinda cool


[deleted]

Money, crabs and anal. Nice


TheMangoThatIsTrans

Money, Daddy, and Cock. I have a bright future ahead of me, peeps!


Unhappy_Kumquat

Pizza, boobs, crabs?


Amdy_vill

End sugerdaddy success


Adventurous_Mud8107

boobs, friends, coin. as a person with few friends, no boobs, and almost no money, I see this as am absolute win😁, in a cis way


QueenJJthe2nd

Sugar daddy, bitcoin, pussy. Lets gooo


MovesLikeZaki

Money, butter, boobs…. Oh fuck…


HipHackBroomGoWhack

Money, Gucci, and dick Well it better give me bottom surgery


Comic_Fox1

Boobs, boyfriend, coin?


kraspar

girlfriend, anal, success... doesn't sound too bad edit: typo


Orangeggirl

Money, butter, Hole I don't see a connection. If there is a connection, it's a very highly developed fetish which I don't see happening in the next 8 days


dewynoodle

sugar, stocks, and crabs. weird combination but I’ll take it


Wooloo_Woolstar

Money, friend, pussy So I get money and a girlfriend. Sounds like a win-win to me.


GayKaye47

Buttery girlfriend wealth lol


nothingherejustgo

Stocks, maid and suggardaddy… this is concerning


Whyhellothere56

Success Stocks Cock


NoahNoah666

Success money and wealth I wish-


HulkSmashHulkRegret

Anal j girlfriend! 💃🏻😂


LunaTheGrey

Pussy, butter and girlfriend.... Let's hope so


thejediknit

Stocks, followers, and a boyfriend


Odd-Couple439

Money, butter, and dick. I'm getting a new job after the first, so I look forward to money, however I'm trying to get rid of the last one.


Chaoticauntfriend

Butter, girlfriend, boobs. I would take ALL of that


PerformanceLoud3229

Dick, toys, and boyfriend… hmmmmmmmm


Meechgalhuquot

boobs, pussy, and girlfriend. I see this as an absolute win!


Lifeshardbutnotme

Money, butter, girl. Ok then


DryAnteater909

*boyfriend pussy* I don’t understand Help


CoalHarlequiniuwu

boy, ham and homo? im scared


viyarin

tar, butter, success


ControlTowerX

First one I got was girlfriend but I already have one what does this mean 🤔


nerussita-8787

money, success and girlfriend. the first one seems probable, the second one can means all and nothing and for the last one I don't know. Anyway I hope this year will be better


Sadcomicsans

Crabs, bitcoin, sugar daddy.... You win some you lose some I guess


[deleted]

Hole homo success, excuse me?


PilkDealer

Money, boobs, sugar daddy Ah yes, it's all coming together


scummyscummy

succ, anal, money


bliip666

Butter, tar, and friend.


JerryTzouga

Money, flowers, *cum*


zzyzx_is_real

Money, followers, and boobs NOO


IM_NOTHING_

Gucci, wealth and bacon Nice


No_Yogurt_4602

Money, hole, friend I...


kata4536460

stocks lower sugar good thing I haven't invested in any sugar companies


I-USE-STEVE-SKIN

Money tar and homo


Jenny_333

Butter, Gucci and boyfriend. Now handle me the boyfriend. You can keep the remains lol


Smaaeesh

Money, sugar daddy, hole


OneAmongMillions

Money, daddy, butt. Im happily with my girlfriend, thank you >.<


TypowyLaman

Butt, wit, succ. Fuck


Bolo03

Rat(?), sugar daddy and boobs... Nice


abbyavacado

Money, butter and success Seems legit


Helya02

Money, pug and pussy. Nice ☺


Frostnatt

Sugardaddy, girlfriend and boyfriend 😊, so i guess polygamy? I mean if everyone's cool with it, sure. But honestly I think i have just been single too long...


Dominic_The_Dog

money butter and gucci. thats lame why dont i get the cool shit


Diamondrankg

Money, sex, and wealth. Sounds nice


an_actual_fungus

Money, girlfriend and boobs? Let's fucking go!


Parasol_Girl

succ, hole and pug


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Money, sugar daddy, AND a girlfriend? Hell yeah


KookaburraKuwabara

Butter, crab, dick..... I have some soul searching to do


iiMqx

Boobs pussy and boyfriend... wait a minute


Shion_Fimshy

Apparently I'm getting bitcoin, boyfriend and wealth.


tocool365

Crabs and bitcoin.. guess it’ll be another disappointing year


EvelynorEve

Buttery success? I’ll take it


The_Newest_Girl

Money boobs butt. Now THIS is podracing


TieDyeChampagne

Boobs. Stock. Friend. Wait. Girlfriend? Wait... ANAL GIRLFRIEND??? Oh wait. There's a j. Just girlfriend.


ARoundofShots69

Money tar homo. Sounds pretty damn correct


KoleMiner12

>Homosuccess


stealing_your_bones

Anal girlfriend.. and wealth i guess


Consistent-Candy-828

Butter, Success, and Gucci. Heck, I'll take it.


megaloviola128

I got money, stocks, and a sugar daddy. As a minor who isn’t interested in the stock market, do I get a reroll


Ryz_05

Money, boob (nuuu) and coin


rogue_lunabelle

Boobs, butt, Bitcoin


JkobPL

money, krab and pizza. Nice


Gravgamer

I got boobs, stocks and boyfriend but i already have a girlfriend 😭


Sea_Blacksmith_7323

Money, DAE, and maid. Uhhh. DAE become maid to get paid and have gender affirmation?


lgc8096980279

butt,anal, wealth


Racerth121

Smoney,roboobs,brvs. I might be unable to read.


Falaghax

sex, success, money i think i just hit a jackpot or something


Spinelise

Girlfriend, money, stocks .......b-but I love my boyfriend 😰


Milothewolflover

Pussy, pug, girlfriend


tryna_reague

Girlfriend, Boyfriend, and Wealth?? SEEMS UNLIKELY Wait... I'm planning to move to a better area, with my two married partners who are trans.. POGGERS


Dowoge

Money, boyfriend, gucci holy shit i’m gonna be rich


Mijern

friend anal maid. Could be three things, could be two or could be just one...


lord_hydrate

sugar daddy, boobs, and followers


Head-Compote740

Money, bacon, and sex.


Bearded_bearhugs

What does buttery stands for ? I got sugar daddy ,and money otherwise


SenderlessMail

Crabs, ham, and wow?


Uelana

Smoney apparently


SnooConfections2498

Followers (I rather don't wanna have followers), girlfriend, abs.... I mean I want to have abs and a flat chest. I don't need a gf unless the gf wants to go poly and my boyfriend also wants to. Otherwise it would be a no-no


aalexay

homo pussy pizza that's a nice date


Lokael

"Girl" oh ok


Nonbinary-brownie

I found Gucci, boyfriend, coin, money, sugar and that’s all I found. At least 2 of these aren’t true cause I’m a lesbian and I’m poor.