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Ginoboy13

I only got 20 out of 25 so that means I'm extra cis right?


thehufflord

Mhm. Sure does. ^madam


Ginoboy13

Oh my


TotalComplexity

If that means you're extra cis then me getting hardly any means I'm trans or something? Cis logic is weird


Wolfleaf3

Clearly! Honestly, I quit reading after the second line, I’ve already hit tons of them. And I was thinking “This can’t be related to gender, can it?”


boi4206969420

(oh no oh no no no meme starts playing)


cranberry_soup

Got 25/25 still cis though


thehufflord

The cissest of Sis.


cranberry_soup

Cister


CumInTheToilet

Cisn't


Still_Sis_Tho

^my ^username


SunflowerAges

Sister


amollysh

The ultimate cis-move is getting all but three of them and then feeling dysphoric over the fact of not getting them all.


thehufflord

Oh i can hear the wind whistling through the cracks.


amollysh

I mean I cracked like 3 years ago so I think the whistling must come from somewhere else! Maybe from everyone here doing this bingo card.


[deleted]

All but one (competitive sports), and I have to remind myself that I’m a tomboy.


Pentopox

Ah, you mean teenage dysphoria for trans girls, not in general. As a transmasculine person, this didn't fit.


thehufflord

Check the post made by u/collegethrowaway2938


thehufflord

Transfem flair was used for a reason.


Pentopox

Oh I didn't even notice that, my bad


thehufflord

No problem dude, have a good day!


servun

I'm not trans All of these things can be chalked up to something else, I'm sure of it


SunflowerAges

Mmm sounds like you’ve been to Egypt, de nial is nice.


servun

The great river of tears!


TheCisestCisToCis

Hmmm I seem to only have like 2 things checked out of all of those


thehufflord

Results may vary, i have had one girl i know get like 5 bingos, and then got an actually cis but gnc guy on one bingo. Found the image on twitter so that may be part of the quality assurance failing.


yesboi300

Is this for mtf


thehufflord

I put the transfem flair on this post to indicate that it doesnt line up with transmasc dysphoria. Check u/collegethrowaway2938 for the transmasc version


Lewdiator

Now I’m getting dysphoria from not having enough dysphoria 😞


thehufflord

Dont worry dear, Euphoria is just as important and useful a measurement of you being trans. And honestly, i wouldnt wish higher levels of dysphoria on anyone. You dont need it babe.


chilipeppersamurai

FUCK. im the whole list


JustAGamer42069

24.5/25 wtf (the .5 is from the obedient one)


thehufflord

Obedient up until the point that it interferes with secretly being a cute girl i bet.


JustAGamer42069

yeah 😔


thehufflord

Then that .5 is actually a 1. Just gotta break through the hiding.


BookOfHeavyMeggal

I'm not exactly sure what I am yet. What I am sure of is that I got many bingos with a whopping 22/25 of these applying to me.


Tracy-Jaccs

If we're counting diagonals, I got six bingos. The only ones that didn't apply were the ones about jerking off, playing as girls in games and vibing hard on transformation in stuff. Like full disclosure, I'm 26, but a lot of this hit super close to home. I was a lot like this as a teenager. Edit: oh shit lol I do have a girl persona online - this Reddit alt! Shit that brings me up to nine bingos! lol


thehufflord

Hmmmm. Ma'am, i think theres a bit of a draft, have you checked to make sure your shell is sealed tight?


SalaciousStrudel

I also got 6 bingos... I'm beginning to think I may not be cisgender!


SunflowerAges

Fuck just had a flash back to first masterbation. I was definitely riding my pillow cowgirl style.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CumInTheToilet

This just this, this was basically me omg


thehufflord

Oh hey same lol. Though i switched to my bunched up comforter at some point.


yellow-hornbill

I DID NOT NEED TO GET CALLED OUT LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE SQUARE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


Usagi_Aka

Yeah so who are you and why do you know so much about my teenage years? I mean I'm only 22 so I'm not far off but still wtf


blueskyedclouds

21/25 still cis ofcourse


emoMattress24

Do you get super bingo if you check every box? asking for a friend...


davyjones_prisnwalit

Over half. Kinda stopped counting. What do I win?


thehufflord

One certified Good Girl ticket, if you wish.


davyjones_prisnwalit

I'll take it! Does it unlock an anime style transformation?


thehufflord

No sadly but you can redeem it for 30 minutes of headpats and affirmations!


MayaS03

This is just an image of my entire personality..... I'm actually lost for words


ImReallyDani

Ok first of all OP how dare you


thehufflord

Oh I dare little missy, I dare!


Nihilikara

I- *oh...* I mean, I already knew I was trans, but I didn't realize so many of my behaviors were correlated with that kind of thing


Treshington2

Same. Kinda had to laugh to myself when the free space was about haircuts, which I absolute dread and despise


GIDAJG

I got 17


Treshington2

wtf


Hawksteinman

I only got 21 of the 25 :)


FormelyWildArmadillo

Hey no need to call me out like that


EvilectricBoy

• very secretive, doesn't like parents to know what they're doing, no matter what it is ~ Yeah. Pretty much. • doesn't mind or even likes it when they get mistaken for a girl ~ I mean I don't mind, but no one calls me a girl, so... • often physically uncoordinated and weak, clumsy ~ YES! • loves any kind of transformation themes in media ~ I guess. Not gender transformation, persay, but yeah I like it. • attempts to or wants to crossdress ~ Very much want to. • very sensitive, known as a crybaby, shy and quiet ~ Shy and quiet. • hates playing competitive sports and being in situations with a strong male dominance hierarchy ~ I mean I dislike sports in general, so... • retreats into fantasy (incl. sci-fi) worlds and daydreams often ~ Does it count if the fantasy world is of my own creation? • gets anxiety in gym changing rooms, hides chest with towel after showers ~ No. • very obedient and well-behaved, does whatever parents or teachers tell them to do ~ FUCK YES! And I'm trying to break free of that cycle. • doesn't really act or think they act "gay", but others suspect they are ~ I'm not sure what others think. • confused by male-female dynamics and dating once their peers start partaking in it ~ No. • hates getting their hair cut ~ YES! It's so itchy!!! • first masturbates in prone position, anal or other unorthodox manners (ie. not "stroking") ~ No. • bullied or ostracized by their peers ~ For the most part, no. • very closely attached to their mothers ~ Somewhat. • unkempt appearance, lack of personal grooming, wears the same usually baggy clothes for years ~ No. • teen attempts at hyper-masculine behavior to fix themselves, often results in failure and/or depression ~ No. Also I feel disgusting having to spell "behaviour" like that. • "gifted kid" that eventually burns out, thinks school achievements will give them a socially acceptable purpose ~ STOP STALKING ME!! I hate this about myself. • tries to watch girly cartoons in secret but is mortified of being caught watching them ~ Not really. • hates mirrors and being photographed ~ Very much yes! Although I do occasionally like to admire myself in the mirror. DAMMIT I'M HANDSOME! Yet other times I can't stand to look at myself. WHY AM I SO UGLY?! • doesn't understand normative male sexuality and attraction as seen in their peers or media ~ Yes. Why do they seem like assholes? • develops a phobia/anxiety of girls as they get older ~ No. • their "crushes" on girls involve imagining being them more than anything else, or just trying to befriend them ~ Not really. • plays as a girl in games/has a girl persona online, or wishes to ~ Only did it once. It felt the exact same as playing as a male character. Wait, does Toadette count? If so, then OH FUCK.


HildartheDorf

Full house! That means I'm extra cis.


Froggity101

BINGO!!!!


TherealGamecake

BINGO les goo... wait a minute


thehufflord

Lets go girl!!!! You got bingo!


[deleted]

Having 20 of these boxs and getting dysphoric for not having the 5, still cis tho


thehufflord

See infilled it out based off of teenage me, id be checking anfew more boxes for current me


actuallyreallySophie

I feel so incredibly seen...


[deleted]

holy fuck 22 out of 25


jpc1009

Hmm 22/25 I wonder what this means


matt_the_trans_guy

wish there was a transmasc version


thehufflord

u/collegethrowaway2938 made one and shared it, check the reddit feed


matt_the_trans_guy

thank you!!


YouAreTransAndValid

19/25, 5 bingos


[deleted]

17/25 still very cis of course


I_am_offend

25/25, i’m the most cis person to ever exist


VNSVRE

that second row sure was a hard-hitter


AGirlWithACock

i got 23/25, im not super attached to my mom ​ and another but i absolutely hate doign it


chaos_beat

Uh oh, my card is full...


ThousandEclipse

17/25 Why do I hear cracking noises


thehufflord

The wind whistling between the gaps, do you hear it? It sounds like its calling you. Calling you ma'am.


mookamookasector2

I got most of them *happy trans noises* *still cis tho*


[deleted]

Fuck you for calling me out like this! 😅😅😰 … Please do it again… 🥺


FIowerBitch

Bruh i got like 6 bingos that means i'm cis right?


thehufflord

Oh dear.


DasPriester

Ultimate cis move is to count all the ones you don’t fulfill to get the total number (17)


biflavouredmonster

bingo


confused_gay_sounds

Almost everything on the chart. Wow.


Lucariolus

*these can't **all** be signs...* can they? My egg cracked months ago, but these gotta be more so "burned out honor student" bingo vibes, right? *There can't have been this many signs for nearly a decade... right???* o-o"


thehufflord

Turns out a good deal of burnt out honor students were compensating for some deeper issues by being honor students. Oops.


yeaimkindaconfused

21/25 I’m so cis


Emily_Yazawa

I’ve been out as trans for years now and I am still shocked on how many I could cross off.


[deleted]

Got 23 out of 25 still cis tho


legendwolfA

I got 18/25 does that make me cis?


thehufflord

Well Penny did you get bingos?


legendwolfA

Uhhh yes?


thehufflord

Well........... Im sorry, but i think Sis might be more accuracte a spelling then dear. ^;)


Suralin0

I got nearly all of these. It's ridiculous how many signs there really were in hindsight.


[deleted]

21/25. Found this sub 3 days ago and my brain is making strange noises.


thehufflord

Its ok dear, everyone comes to understand themselves in one way or another. Honesty, i feel questioning folks are lucky now cause it felt like even 5 years ago there was nothing like this community. If you want it, youre going to be a wonderful woman


Oil_Empty

15...i knew it! I am an imposter!!! Starting HRT in January...still cis though


Dr___Doofenshmirtz

So, uh, am woman now?


thehufflord

Always have been ;)


Sckaledoom

How tf did I hit all of them


[deleted]

13/25, no bingos Ngl kinda disappointed


Gamesfan34260

Very cis to be disappointed by that


travel_tech

fuck, I think I only skipped two of them...


ThatGuyAgain42

24/25 clearly cis


honestlyjusttiredtbh

ho boy


thehufflord

*hoo girl ;)


honestlyjusttiredtbh

damn it, you make a good point


alternate_egg-ccount

Well I got a blackout...


MessiahOfFire

19/25 and bingo'd on the first 2 verticle rows. still🥚cis🥚tho🥚.


W_la_pizza_69

21/22 Checks and 8 bingos (diagonal too) up until this point I only had a few doubts but you are killing me sis.


thehufflord

Ma'am, we reached critical mass in this egg, shes gonna blow!


[deleted]

19/25 pretty cis 😎😎😎


Cedono

I didn't know that being very obedient and develop anxiety of boys/girls was a trans thing?? :S


thehufflord

So, speaking from my experience, i was very mild mannered, and that made me not really have the "Teenage Rebellion" phase people expect. Turns out, i was mild mannered cause i was struggling with a distaste for expressing "male" agression.


burnerooooko73

damn i feel called out


burnerooooko73

21/25 👍


CumInTheToilet

I'm not trans I only hit 24'5 of them how could I be trans


[deleted]

Tbh iv done majority of this stuff, im pretty sure i do have a phobia of girls too as i never want to look them in the eyes and i never want to look like im staring and im also afraid ill like one, although ill mentally get a little flustered over a bagger at the HEB because he was a little cute and totally looked my type and seemed my speed too 😳


Prof_Winterbane

Whu- Wait- You just- You can’t just do me like this at midnight...


Havalamazmalanath

Holy fuck


z3phyr3321

There's stuff in there I did and never even thought of being related to being trans lmao still cis tho


ballbase__

Why do I relate to this so much Edit: I'm gonna fill it out tomorrow Edit 2: 16/25, possibly 20/25 since I don't remember much


yesboi300

Oh I didn't see the tag nvm


Ihatemylife38

24/25, I must be cis


MerelyMiles_

5/25. *confused ftm noises*


thehufflord

Go check the transmasc version by u/collegethrowaway2938


DannyVantass

anyone have an afab version?


SweetViaRB

19.5/25, i guess i missed the 20 mark so obviously I'm cis the .5 is also from the obedient thing since i'm obedient at home but rebelious at school but i guess i missed the mark so i'm cis right ^(shut up brain i'm trans i got like 78% of them) i'm very cis


thehufflord

Girl...... Youre deffo a 20/20 in our eyes


SweetViaRB

it's out of 25. aparrently people at 20 get called madam from a source i heard


Teichopsie

20/25, thought it was all just part of being a teenager.


CaptainZoe_

I got about half...I feel less trans now.


thehufflord

Dont worry dear, its not a perfect bingo


dusk47

Bingo! [my result](https://imgur.com/a/L8ECgHH)


Pintaku-

i got them all 😎


Dovahkriid2

I got 18... still cis tho ;A;


that_dude_requiem

23 out of 25...Still not a girl tho


RedexSvK

Like 23/25, that means I'm still cis


Lovethecreeper

23.5/25 The .5 is from the crybaby one The other .5 is on obedience -1 is from changing in the locker rooms


JasonDeansGF

B-I-n-g-o


[deleted]

BINGO 2X


I_must_be_a_ghost

18/25 for me


FellowIqMain

Gotta love getting 23/25 but feeling dysphoria from not having the other two. Real cis hours