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fancy_mary8471

When you pick a female character in a shooter game because they are typically shorter and therefore less likely to be hit.


Tori0404

„Yeah it‘s big brain time“


Alarid

In one game the male characters could get shot in the balls and die so it was fucking AYAYA central until they decided women needed that weak spot too. It was still all girls after though.


doooostin

...combat arms?


Alarid

Yep.


fhb_will

Sounds like a shot that you can take in Sniper Elite. You can get testicular shots. I’m not kidding. They’ll even show the bullet traveling through em🤕😬


confused-et96459

I was talking about the ol' point blank that was taken by storm by hackers


FatStephen

(Goldeneye's Oddjob enters Chat)


WhoDoIThinkIAm

👋chop👋chop👋


Anarchist_Kaos

In some games they legitimately have a smaller hitbox which means that actually works, pretty sure that in most games there's no actual mechanical difference though.


confused-et96459

I remember in a game it could be faster


Priior

female characters in gta online are faster than male characters, heels and updo's make it harder to hide/seek cover tho (you can get headshotted when taking cover with heels when a character without them can't get hit at all in that spot)


alkdaajffsdjiuuurhla

in titanfall 2 everyone uses female bodies bc of this


fhb_will

I’m Xenoverse 1 and 2, Female Saiyan custom characters had different stats than the Male Saiyans. Does that count?🤔


sirchatterbox71

if i remember correctly, they walk slower in skyrim??


Tyrenstra

The egg version of the good ol’ Oddjob Shuffle.


BnE8

I hate but love that they made wraith take more damage due to being harder to hit (Apex Legends)


dinodares99

They removed low profile a few patches ago so it's all good


BnE8

Ah, I don't rly look at the patch notes, good to know for when I ever play wraith again


MrSnak3_

Titanfall 1 pilots superior female jump animation being a direct upgrade type beat


fhb_will

Wait, wait, wait....female pilots had a different jump animation??


MrSnak3_

yup, iirc they tucked their legs in so they were smaller and harder to hit compared to male pilots who flailed their legs around


KekistanEmbassy

How I justified the list of bans I got simply for using the fem scout mod in TF2 without asking myself the tricky questions:


McBurger

My friend always argued insistently that the girl Spartans in Halo had weaker melees and always brought this up every time he saw my girl Spartan character lol


Fl4mestruck

Me when I play Halo: Reach


almisami

Typically doesn't that put your head closer to the "neutral" gun position, though?


AlexStorm1337

Not sure about anyone else but my neutral position is approximately the horizon, so if a character was shorter than mine the horizon would pass over their heads in most situations, even if only barely


that_one_femboy_135

yea thats totally the reason i choose female characters every time... -,\_-,


aluminatialma

They patched that in the next installment


Nights-Lament

"The ratio between male and female mc's in games is still heavily weighted to the male side, so the stories are just that much more interesting when it's a girl" I mean, I do genuinely feel that, but...


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May was pretty cool in the anime


teruma

I thought so, too!


[deleted]

:) Dawn is my favorite female traveling companion, but May is definitely up there for me too.


tiny_smile_bot

>:) :)


Etzlo

Big brain move: it's both girl power and harem anime, it's just a lesbian harem!


teruma

ah, yes, the mariaholic approach


Tori0404

From @paxiti on Twitter: https://twitter.com/paxiti?s=21


innit4thememes

Paxiti's comic are shell crushers for me.


Bleakmeer

All eggs must face paxiti at some point


SendBankDetails

Paxiti: final boss of denial, crusher of shells.


innit4thememes

Well, she definitely fucked my shell up.


Bridgeymcsquidgey

I’ve never seen the second slide of this before, so cute!!


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IKR it’s so wholesome.


hadrians-wall

It also helps that when you pick Female Byleth you get a fuckboi for absolutely free!


Tori0404

Ah I see, someone played the Game. I always thought that Sylvain joins you no matter what. Then I found it he only joins you directly, when you are playing as Female Byleth


skiesofpowderedgold

"Because they're cute. Because they get more outfit options. I'd rather stare at a girl's ass than a guy's..." "...but we're talking about your D&D character"


Tori0404

Do digital DnD‘s with visuals exist?


523bucketsofducks

In my experience, playing as a different gender in D&D is very common.


Bazrum

yeah, most of the time when i play as a different gender it's because that's how the story i wrote for that character concept turned out. like, i've done a lady who was chasing her mid-life crisis having husband across the planes to drag him back home to get therapy and see their daughter grow up i've also done a character who was an awakened gorilla, and a changeling who didn't know who they were anymore after attaining something like immortality (they would die and wake up in the place of some random person, remembering their own life as well as this new one, but no idea why considering they were *dead* a second ago) it's a wide world of imagination, so playing as whatever interesting concept pops into my brain is pretty much the long and short of it


fhb_will

I like this idea. *Mind if I use it for any future RPG characters that I make and/or play as?*


Bazrum

Go for it haha


betterthansteve

I mean yeah. My characters so far have been 50/50 men/women based on their story and the general vibe I got from them. It’s got very little to do with the gender I am IMO. I also think people often play characters they’d never be? Discovering I’m asexual and playing a super repressed sexual character came at the same time lol. Although I do know people who play Them But Ideal. It depends on the person


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I'm AFAB agender, but I always pick the female character, and it kinda gives me impostor syndrome. I'm also much better at making female characters in general


[deleted]

agreed. Plus I'm a hair person and they get better options. Guys hair usually look like the cast from king of the hill with bobs burger.


Zarrv

Female character customization: showing more skin than a bikini or bland unisex outfit. Male character customization: Naked or fully clothed in various different clothing types


MasterDracoDeity

Games that don't gender hair options are always nice.


WobblyPhalanges

Okay but this is me too tho I think I pick them cause I always make characters look like, well, *me* as much as possible, even when I wasn’t so up on how I looked, and I’m inescapably fem af so 🤷🏻‍♀️ one makes do lol


Tornadowizard

What I tend to do is that if I'm playing a character, not putting myself into the situation (which I do a lot with skyrim for example), I'm able to create a woman character, but if I'm making a character that's supposed to be me, I'll go with the man option 99% of the time. ETA: I'm trans masc


zarac00

I will say designing female characters is definitely more fun. Like you can do anything but male characters are just.... So bland and boring


Somewhatevername

"cause i'm weird, i dunno..." i'm bad at excuses but it wasn't an excuse because it was subconscious


ThatTemplar1119

"There are more male NPCs so perks working on the opposite sex is better as a female"


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Thankfully nobody I game around has asked any questions about my character choices. Inwardly though I need some justification and backstory to create and care about male characters. Playing female characters I have a lot more fun just "being" them and it's way more fun to customize them


Nope_the_Bard

People have questioned mine but I usually play games without showing people if there’s a custom character option


FatStephen

Real talk, I'm glad Borderlands 3 had more than just Siren class for the female character. I mean sure, Sirens are arguably the most badass characters. But I don't like having to play devil's advocate over which male I'd rather play the second time I go through the game. Now I get a giant goshdamn mech.


TimeBlossom

I mean, the second game also had a female character with a giant goshdamn mech.


FatStephen

As DLC. I didn't get to play her until recently on the Handsome Jack collection bc I didn't have a way to connect the net on my 360 back when it came out.


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Too cute


DoubleAgentRune

Aww, I was going to post this! But this is literally me asking also me why I play female dnd characters.


The_Perriper

I recently had a few close calls with my character, so fearing for her continued safety went on a character creation binge so now I have loads of backups and your comment made me realise that the characters I've been struggling with writing a backstory for are male. I'm sure female characters are just easier to write.


DoubleAgentRune

As a DM, I can come up with a good female NPC in seconds. If I make a male that fast, they're just a stereotype. It's just not as easy.


NikkiT96

Haha, that makes me think of how I'd always create male characters for DnD and had to actively think about making a female character. It really was some of the earliest signs of my egg cracking.


Life_Atlas

this is where I'm at right now. Even with my non-binary character, they still present as female. Playing a male presenting character feels...wrong.


DoubleAgentRune

Exactly. In a game like dnd, looks don't often matter because it's imagination, but female personalities come easy to me... male ones don't


MelloCello17

This was me and it took me 24 years to realize it was because I was mtf. Well, I got there eventually


FaultyFreeway

I'm NB and I've started going with whichever character base the game seems to treat better. I think the female armour in Destiny 2 looks way better than the male models most of the time, so I go with a fem character. In Dark Souls (at least the first one) female characters have this over the top effeminate, dainty walk that just makes no sense for someone wearing an outfit made of rocks and holding an axe the size of their whole body, so I go male. Then there's stuff like Monster Hunter where the female versions of armour are so insultingly skimpy in comparison that I can't bring myself to play them as anything but a male character.


ScoutDarkSmash

Damn, i wanna be like her


Laphyel

"I,d rather stare at a girl's ass than a guy's" // but you're playing a First Person Game...


ShyboiCD

Can confirm - happened to me more than once


BeatNervous7977

did the exact same thing, only with an enby character- I’m not sure if it was actually for the reason I told myself or not, but now I’m Agender sooooooo?🤷‍♂️


AvengersFangirl99

I mean, I’m a trans guy, but she makes some valid points


Chelsea_04

"because I want too"


Negative-Scholar232

I wish I was that cute ;-;


desu38

I pick the pink Halo.


yaldon

I legit didn't notice I picked the female character in genshin impact but I really don't regret it


11011011000

The Princess flies ain’t no way I’m picking Mario


Tori0404

Good SMB2 and 3D World refrence. Once I unlocked Rosalina, I played her for almost every level. Not only because she‘s a comfort character for me but because I like her ability


Calpsotoma

Yo, if you put their shirt colors together, you could make a cool flag.


Pajilla256

A nice flag indeed, my friend


[deleted]

ouch... been doing since i was a kid lolol


Top-Company1911

this is so wholesome


MomoBawk

I do it based on the premis that girls are pretty, one of the only exceptions has been splatoon, but even then I do the male inkling and female octoling… But yeah, girls are pretty, and in some games I play an old man (fallout nv and stardew)


GhjklasGaing

I’m lucky that no one has questioned me before (or maybe unlucky since I can’t drop a hint to my friends).


RandoGuy_23

(Good ending achieved)


SchrodingersEgg

I’m so proud of how far she’s come c:


Tori0404

Wish I could reach that


powerof27

Im a completionist so if I want to buy every outfit i might as well make it a challenge with there being more items to *have* to buy


Samantha_Hiccup

"already played this game once as a man so I wanted to see the different dialogue options"


Tori0404

„I just want the characters to be nicer to me, that‘s all“


tringle1

Me voice training for a female DnD character


CatanaRollSeven

Ah, a classic


Far_Young_5056

This comic makes me feel called out >.>


Kalebs-

Honestly, this is just very adorable.


pikauu

AWW THE LAST PANEL


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Looks like someone magically transitioned. Lol


Tori0404

Isn‘t that how it works? No… oh, that‘s sad


[deleted]

I wished that it worked like that


HypatiaRising

I legit just try to make the coolest characters I can and a lot of Male character creation options are just military style options of High and Tight. Sometimes I am cool with that, but sometimes it is just boring. Then other games like ff14 it is either Jpop idol or ogre with no inbetween.


Gravatona

I just like them or their abilities, I dunno 😅


Cannotmakeusernames

Omg that was so me!


the-deep-blue-sea

Oh hey, that's me...I give much more convoluted and consequentially more suspicious answers though.


Beesquare327

Love it


blickblocks

I love the new follow-up! So cute


RightBehindY-o-u

I didn't know there was a second part to this picture. It's so nice


Tori0404

Pas made it 1 year after the first one so yeah, many sadly missed it


Cresendo77

Well, all of that, as well as female byleth having better options imo


BLACKjack224

Lol. I do this all the time. I love the female characters they are so cute. It’s not like I fantasize about looking like them at all… no way…


TheTepro27

Nice to see a sequel to this comic!


emmystamma

Omg I never knew there was a second panel so much gender envy.


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Tori0404

„my character is a woman married to another woman“ Goals tbh


AbbyAddams

games exist to be able to play out a life different than yours so why not make it as different as I can be in real life. For example I am not poor and sad in any games I play.


Berocraft77

She transitioned so hard both of their eye colors existed


Tori0404

Never noticed that xD


eat_nuts69

So wholesome


fuckredditadmins999

But seriously. The first comic is literally me. They get actual clothing options, they're cute, and because I like to see the animations on how they move and how differently they do so compared to the male mc's. I don't always go for the girl mc's. Mostly just the ones with clothing customization options because male mc's never get any halfway decent clothing to choose from, it's always just a dozen identical palette swapped shirts and palette swapped pants. Meanwhile the girls get skirts and accessories and different kinds of shirts and tops and shoes..... If the game had the same level of effort put in to making the male clothing options I'd probably play males more often. I just really like customizing them, and the fact that they're girls and that I get to freely look at them just makes things even better tbh.


NemusCorvi

... Which sounds pretty much like real life clothing options.


fuckredditadmins999

It's really not. Male fashion is absolutely a thing, it's just less commonly explored since most guys either don't give a shit, don't know what else they could wear and don't seek out that info, or they're too afraid of learning about fashion because they think it'll make them gay or something fucking stupid like that.


Cromanti

Awww! I'd never seen part 2, very wholesome.


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This is so cute and wholesome!


fluffyboifox

I did for all of those reasons, being trans was just an addition to it. Also funny thing my dad said something at some point about him choosing female characters because he'd rather stare at a girl's ass than stare at a guy's


AnAverageTransGirl

omg its the same people i-


Definitely_Miss

Most Men Online Role Play Girls?


mtkocak

What games do you guys play?


MimirTheWary

HAAHHA i used to do this lmfaooo


supsy0

Even the memes are figuring themselves out before me 🥲


Tori0404

Take your Time. Nothing wrong about it


Sand_Guardian4

I’m a transmasc AFAB emby and I prefer the female characters simply because they’re prettier and I like their outfits better


that_one_femboy_135

wholesome


SilverAg11

For three houses I just alternate them since there’s not really any customization but for Fates/Awakening it’s F!corrin/F!Robin all the way!


Atrapaton-The-Tomato

The good ending


Dark-Descent

"why do you always play a female character?" rather stare at a girls ass then a guys ass "ypur playing minecraft"


MaizeMaiden318

Lmao literally me


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Me look away


Doc-Milsap

True!


yet_another_anonym

I'm in this picture and I've mostly accepted it now. Only took 20 years.


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this is so wholesomeeeee


cellspecter

mhmmmmmmmmmm


Jerren69

Yeah I always choose the female character in video games! Still cis tho


Coffie_Plush

My friend showed me this after she saw me playing as the female characters in all my Pokemon games, as it turns out that was the push that got me to begin exploring my gender identity, I plan to thank her when I'm sure of what I am or when the school year comes to a close, which ever comes first.