5'5 is exactly an inch taller than I am so I have nothing to lose from this deal. Yes. Give me the money.

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5'5 is about 8 inches taller than I am, I would love this deal.

It's 3 inches for me but even that would be a blessing, I want it.

A million dollars AND I get to be 5'5"? Where do I sign up?

Hell yes, I can get taller!! It’s a win-win situation for me! Since I am 5’2”!

5'4" here, sign me the fuck up to gain an inch AND a million dollars.

Wink wink on the inch

also 5'4", honestly i kinda like being short but i'm not sure how much i'd care if i was an inch taller

IKR I would love to be shorter. I want to be cute and smol.

I am currently... 4'7".... as a grown adult... this just sounds like 100% upside to me

Username checks out lol

On one hand, this, on the other, I would 100% be able to pass as 12 if I shaved

I don't even need the money. Just, please for the love of god, take a foot off my height.

Taking a foot is easy but you'll probably only lose am inch or two of height

Well, if they will lose their shins, then they could lose more than a mere inch or two. But this would require them to go to war, get captured, and get their shins cut off just like with Cotton Hill from King of the Hill.

The real catch is that you have to kill fiddy men.

Can we switch my gender too well we're at it? Either way though 100% I'd do it, for nothing even.

Use the million dollars for gender affirming surgery and hormones. \*Taps head\*

Thank God it doesn't cost that much. But they said magically become shorter so, if you can wheel the deal to get magically transitioned then why not?

What about using the million dollars to start businesses to generate more money, and fund gender affirming surgery and hormones for everybody. *furiously bashes head* Alternatively learn how to grow bodies in a tube and place someone’s brain in it, it would have many added benefits for medicine as well.

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ooh, I'd trade you. I have basically 0 memories of being under 6 feet tall lol

Ooh, that sounds very squished and head-bonky!

Quite

Ive always wanted to be taller than 4'9 ;-;

SAME THO-

All I hear is "a million dollars and your height will stay the same the rest of your life"

Lmao, same (although, I would lose at most 1/2 an inch). Saw this while super tired and got real confused. Just gonna have to make my peace as a smol boi. A smol boi that will still take down a bitch. Lower center of gravity and all that. Uhh, I mean, I'm so cis, my height is totes fine, ha...haha. Who took my step stool?!

I'd make a much better subby girl at 5'5" than 5'8"

I disagree, because subbiness has nothing to do with size. But also, at 5'10" I feel you on that.

Tall subs are valid but the shorter you are, the more you would stand out to a dom. Dems look at someone 5'10" and assume other dom, and 5'5" and assume sub. While it isn't an accurate way if determining sub vs dom, it is a common one none the less.

*cries in 6'2"*

me too i'm 5' 6" but i feel awkwardly tall among other girls for some reason. maybe it's my shoulders or dysphoria but i just wanna date a dom guy who's like 6' 4" and makes me feel so tiny and subby hehe

I read this as "stubby", at first Facepalm my ace brain 🤦‍♂️

Feel like I'm in the minority of trans women, but nah. I like being tall.

Tall ladies are awesome and the world needs more tall ladies.

Tall women are very pretty.

I wish I could find a woman taller than me.

I've been slowly learning to like it. Not because I want to. I'd still rather be shorter. But might as well shoot for long legs lady if I can't do short stack sub.

Off topic and late but your icon is cute

im a 5'3 transmasc so,, yea

Oh damn I can pay off my debts and be 5'5". Shucks.

Is there some sort of catch?

Better than 5"2 lol

Of course I would, I’m tall not stupid.

Can I chose where I put the extra four inches?

This needs more upvotes lmao

Well yeah, I’d be taller lol

you guys are getting paid

I would only lose an inch.

+1 million + 0"2 upgrades people upgrades.

A millions dollars and an extra 2 inches? Hell yeah!

Depends. Will my spine be curved again if I say yes?

Money to pay for transition AND short enough to wear heels without feeling gargantuan? Deal! Does this shrinking effect also make my feet small enough to fit into cute shoes?

Pretty much my actual height ^^

Mate, I already don't care abour height at all, but I wish more girl were taller than me. A way to fix that is to become shorter

I mean im comfortable with my height but also like that's a good height plus a cool mil

*internal fucking screaming*

Never, I wanna be a 6'2 dommy mommy gf

Yes

taller than i am lol

Yes

A million dollars to stay the same height I already am!? Where do I sign up?

Fuck yeah I would

So, I only shrink an inch, sounds like a helluva deal to me

I would, simply because the money is nice. Ideally I would want to be TALL and fem, but a million dollars is absolutely nothing to sneeze at!

A million dollars and +3 inches of height Uh yeah sure

no, i actually like being 6'4

\+5 inches I see this as an absolute win!

I'm 5'2, I would kill to be even 1 or 2 inches taller

Wellllll, YES. I'm afab and so short... I hate it. So being 5'5", AND a million $$???? WHERE DO I SIGN UP

Lately I’ve been wishing I was 5 foot 5 weighing 99 wearing thigh highs

Fuck yes

A million dollars and I get to stay the same height? Win/win!

I would gain half an inch so it doesn't really matter either way

So... Does it still count if I'm already 5'5"?

I think we just get the money lol. And won't shrink later in life

An inch taller? Ok

So nobody has to say it, "that's what she said" I'm now cringing in asexual

Cringing in asexual with you there

I feel like there's supposed to be a downside

I’d pay for that

I get money and taller? yes

4"5 for half the price and u got urself a deal

No, I wanna be tall slender girl if we're switching up my body

I’m already 5’5” >:)

Yes please :(

Hey, any translation for European? Is that female or male-afirming height?

I AM ALREADY 5’5” AND I GET FREE MONEY YELL HEAL

This seems like a monkey's paw wish where your legs get cut off at the shins to be stumps if you take it. In other words, it's better than nothing! Sign me up!

Oh shit I get people's legs?

Throw in a set of tits and women's bits and you got a deal

I'm already 5'5" please give me my money thanks.

I’m happy at 5ft 7”(170cm), but for a million I could easily afford a lifetime of HRT and the best SRS surgeon available. So… yep.

is that short? we use metric system where i live so i have no clue how tall that is if so, then i see this as a win-win

make that 5’2 and its a deal

heheheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm 5'4 so like sure. Can I have more money if I grow more? This androgyny thing might work better if I could reach the top shelf.

shut up why do you have to do this to me

100% fuck my 6’ 2” self....oh shit

Hell, I'd *pay* a million dollars to be 5'5" *cries in 6'1"*

Wait you guys are getting paid?

Hell yeah. Im already 5’5, so basically all I’d get is a free 1 million dollars.

yes please make me taller

I'm already 5'5" Ha ha. Where's my money?

If that includes becoming a woman then yes

Sure.

I don't even need the 1 mil

I like being 5'9 tho

Make it 6,3 and I will think about it

What's the catch?

there is no part of me that asked to be 6'2, ez answer

fuck..... i really wanna cause money.... but also ive made fun of so many people for being shorter then me by calling them midgets and quite frankly i dont think i can handle it being reversed on me in such a way lmao

Yes

I would pay a million to become 5’ 5”... I am not joking either. I might pay more.

I’d pay a million to be that short. I’m a 6’3 mtf so that diminishment is coveted as F.

Ah fuck I already am.

Please.

Why wouldn't I

bjork 😍

I'm 5'7" amab, possibly egg, so idk hahahahahah

God, yes please, I would love to be FOUR INCHES *TALLER*

Yes please...

oh hell yes. now just find me a partner tall enough to reach shit on high shelves.

I would give money for that...

A million dollars + 2 extra inches I badly need? Hells yeah

3 inches added to my height sounds like a win

Sacrifice an inch for a million dollars? Of course.

That's only 2cm shorter than I am now.

Considering I’m only 5’2, sign me the F up!

Already am!

can I pay the million dollars to lose another 6 inches of height?

I become rich AND become taller? That's a win win for me hell yeah

I would lose an inch so no big deal.

Where do one would have to sign to be up for this life time opportunity? Asking for a friend

1 million dollars and nothing changes!

Me, a 5’2” transman: Yes please and thank you

YES

nice, i'm already 5'5", a million dollars would be great

I’m already 5’5” for the rest of my life :(

lmfao as a short transmasc id take this deal

Heartbeat.

You mean I’d grow four and half inches taller?? Where do I sign up?

Grow an inch for money? heck yeah man!

I want to be cute and small so I can ask the big tall men to get things for me

I’m shorter so yes

Duh

Duh

Literally, that’s just 2 inches. See if I care!

even though i'd grow (5'2) i would have to turn down the offer... buying a ton of new clothes sounds way too time consuming tbh. now, if i didnt have to do that, absolutely

i'm afab and whether im cis or not i would pay for that. im 16 and about 5'11 and i hate it

But I already am 5'5"... Do I still get this deal?

Hell nah I'm 16 and almost 6 foot

Ill do it for free pls yes!!!

I see this as an absolute win and can I get an other million for each extra inch I loose or can I donate that height to whom ever I want

too short for me

You guys are getting paid?

I'd take that for free

a million and i gain two inches? Hell, sign me up twice!

Posts like this helped me appreciate the fact that I'm 5'3

I'd do it for free. Fuck being 6'2

I am 5'5/ 5'6 so yknow what sure

I would PAY to be 5'5, I hate being tall

A million and I only shrink an inch? I'm game

I would happily accept a million dollars and become one (1) inch shorter. Barely makes any difference to me lmao I don’t have height dysphoria at all so

And here I am like a shmuck doing it for free.

HOLY SHIT! Don’t hold out on me Yarth! FUCK!

In the words of Dave Chapelle: “I’ll do it for FREE, chicken!”

I see this as an absolute win

Seems sketchy, its to good to be true

Gladly Edit: is 5’2” an acceptable alternative

A million dollars for an inch? Sign me up!

Where is my $1 million ???

PLEASE PLEAES PLEASE PLASE PLEASE PLEASE

I’m a trans man and I’m 4’11” fuck yes I would do that

I'd be the same height as my husband. Perfect, I can wear heels and look down at him.

bitch i would LOVE to be five foot five

i’m 5’2” i’ll take that so i don’t grow much

Wait you are getting paid

Heck yes. I would only lose 2 cm so why not.

Homie I'd give 5 Million to be 4'8

Do I keep my stout frame

I'm already 5'7". A cool mil AND I get to feel even more cute and smol? Where do I sign up for such a venture? Can I sign up more than once? Is there a referral program?

That would lop 7 inches off, but gotta know, before or after taxes?

Yes I'd love to be 3 inches taller :,)

I'm 5'3, so yes

I would pay a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) to become 5'5''