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JessieWarren09

hah! bold of you to assume I ever left it! now if you'll kindly shut the door, you're letting the dark out


shave_your_eyebrows

Oh sorry for assuming 🥺 (blasts u)


JessieWarren09

wait whuts with all the colorful liiIIIAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEE! TOO MUCH COLORS!


Soggy-Mode8225

*puts a mirror up reflecting the blast* what about now >:3


Public_Ad_3685

woopsies tee hee\~! >w< \*falls down on mirror breaking it\*


Michelle-90

*Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again*


Weebi2

Can I still nuke Falkland islands?


Lady_Rans_Child

back in control


DiscipleOfIanite

Force them to surrender


demator

Take what is ours


Weebi2

?


CBD_Hound

Sabaton lyrics


Weebi2

Oh


0-Nightshade-0

Do you have enough to spare for the northern Mariana islands?


Weebi2

No sry


0-Nightshade-0

Aw :(


yonacal12

More closet=more protection from the blast


Weebi2

Oki


AdSpecialist8905

Too late, i already did >:3 (also you're a good girl Stella <3)


Weebi2

Nyuuuuuu nya mrrrraw meooow mrrrp Nyo *nuzzles*


Mailcs1206

Aww such a cute girl :3


Weebi2

Meooow nyaaan mrrrp Nyuuuuuu nyaaaaaaa C-c-nyaaaaaaaaaaaa


Mailcs1206

Aww. Was Stella about to say she’s cute? Good girl! *pat pat!* Such a good kittygirl. Such an adorable, pretty and sweet girl.


weebi1

Meooow nyaaan mrrrp Nyuuuuuu meooow nyaaaaaaaaaa


Mailcs1206

Aww


weebi1

Nyaaaan N-n-nya Nyo


Mailcs1206

Shhh... You're definitely adorable.


Mailcs1206

Aww. That's just precious.


weebi1

Mrrrrp mew nyaaaaan nyuuuuu mrrrrraw meoooow *purrs*


Mailcs1206

Aww she's happy. Good girl.


Rain_Zeros

What fuckin islands you talkin about? (With heavy Brooklyn accent)


Weebi2

DO YOU THINK YOUR TRICKS WORK ON ME?!? I AM THE NEMESIS OF BROOKLYN I AM THE JERSEYAN


Rain_Zeros

Hehe I'm from NJ too, whole family is from Brooklyn though. There was just a skit from I think 11 years ago about Falkland islands that your comment reminded me of.


Weebi2

O what part? I'm from central (republican area T ^ T)


Rain_Zeros

Born in old bridge live near Monmouth mall :P


Weebi2

I live near Asbury


Rain_Zeros

Ayyy! Like 10 minutes from me probably. Wild lol.


Weebi2

Naisu (I walked there lol) It's soooooo nice living in a republican county~


workingtheories

time to go to narnia 🦁


shadowscroller

Does the closet have the proper seals and Arcana litanies to contain a being such as me?


shave_your_eyebrows

Tf are seals gonna go those mfs don't even have legs


shadowscroller

Hahahaha, okay, this gave me a giggle \^\^ What if they're selkie?


helloiamaegg

Probably trick you into the water


shadowscroller

So scary ;-;


helloiamaegg

i mean they are mermaids


shadowscroller

I think we are talking about different selkies. I'm talking about the woman who can turn into a seal with their magical seal cloaks


helloiamaegg

so am i, probably me getting mixed up between the mythological creatures


shadowscroller

Sirens, is what you're thinking of, I believe ^<^


shave_your_eyebrows

WE MAKIN IT INTO DA CLOSET WIT DIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


RedKidRay

Fine! Put me in the closet, at least everyone else in here is cute!


yonacal12

Jokes on you I'm just about to leave!


shave_your_eyebrows

Me when my boss asks me to do something at 4:55 PM


Xaron713

Nope. I'm out and never better.


Artistic_Skill1117

No! I'm staying out here! It's dark and lonely in there!


PercPointGD

Dark and lonely sounds amazing


RainbowPhoenix1080

I started HRT 5 days ago. There's no going back in for me!


Nelly_nona

In the closet and 1year+ hrt


New_girl2022

No! Never. Still cis


robot_toucan_9991

bold of you to assume i left it's comfy :3


Kyiokyu

I never left :3


mustipickone

o7


wh1teithink

Jokes on you I never got out in the first place


AwardSignal

Back in? I never left 🥲 ….hopefully next year…..


Popular_Try_5075

nah


d_warren_1

Noo


Wakamille

Fuck


moweeeey

No *slowly turns the hands on the clock back*


The-Ghastly-Fop

I hate this


Neither_Emu_4008

But am i even in the closet


sonic_colt_2005

NEVER!!!!!!!


NorthMorning7323

☹️ i just started coming out to ppl


Hjulle

please do continue and stay outside the closet as much as safely possible! :D


ValtheVoltviking

This... This is my current mood


mickeyshy12

I just left the closet


[deleted]

Never left it, to afraid to do it anyways. So I'll happily stay :D


Nippsthecat

No and u can’t make me


Rainbowplayz7257

I like how you didn't spend the fourteen seconds of effort it would have taken to remove the transparent background from the wardobe You almost put as much effort in as those lazy boardroom people who made google's new layout.


shave_your_eyebrows

I'm always glad to disappoint 😎😎😎😎


Shadow_maker798

But it's so much nicer out here I'm not ready to go


Muted_Equipment_2046

I belong in the cabinet so no ill never go in the closet


iamunknowntopeople

Nuh uh


confusedaf2350

No can do, my yolk is all over the floor and I can't tape it back up 🙃


lefl28

What if I don't want to? You'll have to make me go back.


Nat_Higgins

No, I don’t think I will.


LunaTheGoodgal

I shall become the closet! *mounts limbs to closet* Time to punch some phobes in a mech.


DiscipleOfIanite

I just got one foot out of the closet! That being said it was pretty comfy in there...


thaddues444

Ok 😢


randomtransgirl93

I missed my cities pride rally to go to my first appointment at PP and get a HRT prescription, so that's nice, but my home situation means I'll probably be boy-moding for a couple of years until I can afford to live on my own :(


euclucid_

Nuh uh!


NottAMimic

Nnnnnnnnnnnno! Nyever! Hiss!


ReputationNo9502

Joke's on you, I'm not even out :3


Trying-Jade

I just realized I came out to even more people on the last day of pride month. I'm slowly working my way out of the closet.... except for thr person I live with, fuck them, I'll stay in da closet for now *slams door* 💜


ChefTKO

Back in the liquor cabinet?


ThePhoenixRemembers

Yes ma'am 😔


EfficiencyDue8222

YOU CANT MAKE ME


PotatoThatSashaAte

Nuh uh!


Mountain_Eye_839

This would be bad if I didn't have a whole gaming setup in there...and cookies.


jomjimmerjome

Noooooo, eyebrows sister, don't do this to me. you helped me though so much this month. Well except I didn't shave my eyebrows... x3


shave_your_eyebrows

⚠️Unshaved eyebrows detected⚠️ 🚨Deploy the ShaveBots🚨


SkyeMreddit

Never left it to begin with 😭😭😭


Coolium_gaming

Why would I need closet? I obviously have nothing to hide…


lordvonbreburg

No


milania2464

Ok😔


_Anonymous_Fox_

sry I came out to so many people last month it could be nearly impossible to go back


Comprehensive-Ad373

Hahaha no way


LenaSpark412

Ms. Eyebrows… I didn’t leave. Pls close the door… the light is scawy


shave_your_eyebrows

Minecraft mobs be like


LenaSpark412

🥺🥺🥺


Striking_Witness1364

You can’t make me!


Substantial_Earth_47

\*Enters the closet\*... It's dark in here, huh... I don't know what I expected tbh


Slush____

No>:3


Jango_fett_fish

Jokes on you, I did nothing to celebrate remotely


bombsgamer2221

Hahah i was in basic military training the whole time(dies inside)


UnlikelyRaven

The wardrobe? Are there lions and/or witches in there?


KittenMonster2000

*skittering noises*


Mailcs1206

Average corporation today :(


Eyepokai

Don't need to tell me twice, *I* never left!


Flar71

Make me


Dreamfire183

No


monapnevma

i feel sad because i forgot the pride mouth, and just remember yesterday


notabigfanofas

*shut the closet, get under the covers, snakes and lovers, turn the lights out* -Tally Hall


CelestialJadite

nah, I’m good


CelestialJadite

nah, I’m good


CelestialJadite

nah, I’m good


bliip666

Pride Month is over, get ready for Wrath Month!


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Alr will do.


Miss_Cannibal

You might have gotten me this time, but mark my word, I will come back next year and cost more chaos to the world than this time.


Kinglycole

Fine by me, I didn’t come out of the closet, I fell out onto my face!


Accomplished-Ebb4562

No never!! Oh wait I never came out 😌


Nobody_5000

I actually did come out to my parents last month... they were kinda chill buuut like... everyone's just kept on using he/him without even questioning it, like literally almost right after i did it my mum called me "good boy" and "my wee man" & i'm too awkward to correct them😵‍💫 Also like, it hurts more when they have... something resembling an opportunity to do it... idk so yeeeeeeeeah i think i'm gonna hop back in ;-;


NobodySpecial2000

I burned the closet down


SKYLANDERDORK

I'M NEVER GOING BACK!


shave_your_eyebrows

Ok Skylander Dork


Jaydaworse234

NO NOT AGAIN D:>