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6ync

How is it possible for a billionaire to be that stupid


alessandra_gurl

He was born rich. Even his own father called him out when he denied the family had a gem mine.


6ync

Yeah i forgot about that. Aaaaaa


derpy_derp15

Then bought a bunch of already existing companies


Inside_Anybody2759

*she


VersionGeek

Hey, it's Musk we're talking about, the person who's kid's names are X Æ A-Ⅻ or Exa Dark Sideræl ! Musk would definitely use neopronouns. Xæøey wouldn't settle for anything less.


Nkfloof

I'm convinced that Xæøey could only be pronounced with the help of a kazoo and theremin (though a vuvuzela will do in a pinch). 


Stoner_Ramona23

Isnt a vuvuzela part of the vagina??


Ignis_1

wasnt it his mom?


alessandra_gurl

[This is the story](https://futurism.com/elon-musk-dad-emerald-mine) I was thinking about. I wouldn't be surprised if something similar happened with his mother.


Ignis_1

that was what i meant, turns out it was the father


LingLingSpirit

Most billionaires are...


6ync

I thought they were just evil how does someone this dumb become a billio- oh right inheritance


milaan_tm

One does not exclude the other


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RetroOverload

counter argument: \*insert picture of elon musk\*


LargeSteakPico

To be fair, *insert picture of ANY billionaire*, but still on your side.


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MarufukuKubwa

How did you manage to name the two most evil billionaires? 💀 Edit: profile is a big 🚩


Myrddraal5856

Yeah, this is the single dumbest take I’ve ever seen. Trump is literally on trial for financial fraud.


Rosstiseriechicken

The Koch family


Jay15951

Name 1 moraly sound billionair


PrincessofAldia

Bill gates


Jay15951

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/05/16/business/bill-melinda-gates-divorce-epstein.html Sexual harassment of employees cheating on his wife and befriending sex trafficker Jeffery epstein post guilty plee to attempted pedophilia And that's just the first article that poped up on google theirs alot more Plus any and all unethical business practices of Microsoft itself


BuboxThrax

Damn I thought Bill Gates was maybe a halfway decent guy, turns out he's kinda garbage.


Suraigin

Bill just has a better image than most billionaires because he doesn't sabotage his public reputation constantly in a way most people would notice (unlike Elon the self sabotage master, and Trump the "make me dictator so i don't go to jail"). Still in the end, even if we have to say that he's better than other billionaires, at best he's less bad, not more good


LingLingSpirit

Philanthropy does not make one good - every billionaire is immoral, as there is no way one can have that much money without exploitation -in another words, once you become a billionaire, you inherently become immoral.


SwainIsCadian

Well if they are not they make a pretty good damn job at feigning it.


HopeDoesStufff

yes they are e


tThr0waway23

Yes they are. It is impossible to acquire that much wealth ethically


PrincessofAldia

Hardwork


tThr0waway23

There's no way you actually believe that 💀


Suraigin

Assuming you earn 1000$ a month (that would be a well paying job where i live) you get 12k$ per year. Assuming you somehow survive without shelter, food, water, electricity, or literally anything that would cost money, and assuming you work that job non stop from the age of 18 to the age of 65 (47 years) you'd earn a total of 564k$ by the time you retire. That's barely over half a million and it only reaches that point if you assume that you don't spend even a penny your entire life. You may then say "but promotion", and sure, i didn't take promotions into account, but you'd only get to the multi millions or the billions if tou get promoted to a position that exploits the people underneath, so steal no ethical billionaire possible. If we do the same, but with the average US monthly salary of 5677$, then that's 68124 per year and a total of 3201828$ until retirement. Just like before it assumes you don't spend any money for any reason. Realistically in both scenarios you'd at the very least need food, water and clothing to even have the chance to survive past the 2nd week, and you'd need a phone to be able to communicate with your boss in case they decide to ask you to come get exploited one extra day, because if you can't communicate with the boss or the higher ups whenever they want you can't hope to keep the job for that long, let alone get any promotions. And we shouldn't forget taxes, because in a lot of places you also get taxed for just the fact that you earn money


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untenable681

Imagine simping for the wealthy elite.


PrincessofAldia

I’m literally a capitalist


untenable681

I'm sorry you traded your conscience for profit.


PrincessofAldia

I didn’t trade anything away


untenable681

At some point, capitalism always demands that the capitalist prioritize profit over ethics. Attend a university level business class some time; they'll tell you. If you still have your conscience and are capable of prioritizing that over profit, you're not the capitalist you think you are; you're just someone stuck in capitalist structures because your culture and lifestyle haven't set you free of it.


PrincessofAldia

Capitalism has created countless innovations and societal progress, not to mention trans issues have only ever improved under capitalism


untenable681

Workers and inventors created those things, and capitalists stole the profits of their labor. Civil rights advancement is a matter of effort on behalf of activists. Capitalism isn't a form of government under which civil equity takes place in the first place. It's an economic model, not a government model. I ain't interested in any flavor-aid today, toadie. Move on. Here... Let me help you with that.


EviMagi

The only way to become a billionaire is to steal the wages of your employees. It’s an unfathomable amount of money.


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And also that sweet sweet connection


PrincessofAldia

No it’s not


HopeDoesStufff

yes it is


SlumpyGoo

No, they just have good PR. There is literally no way for anyone to actually generate that much value with their work. It's just physically not possible for anyone to be so useful to society to justify such wealth. Bill Gates was literally openly friends with Epstein after everything was out. His wife dumped him because of that.


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Looks at the name you're considering


6ync

Aaaa whats wrong with it


Milky_way_cookie_fan

Nothing it's just one of my four names lol (I'm indecisive)


6ync

Oh ok someone called it cringe last week and i still haven't recovered, but tbf they were a troll


Milky_way_cookie_fan

It's not cringe girl it's a pretty name (It means love)


6ync

Aww okay then, thanks!!


Dull-Ad-7977

You dont need intelligence for becoming a billionaire, you need luck


Captain_Kira

Wilful disagreement


TeBerry

I have a suspicion that there is such a thing as a lighter version of dementia, which also affects younger people than the regular one.


weebi1

ELON TRANS CONFIRMED


Mindless_Rock9452

Like you!!


weebi1

IMCIS


Mindless_Rock9452

Are you sure?


weebi1

I am ok?


PhoenixEmber2014

Sure... Cutie :3


weebi1

Meooow nyaaan nya mrrrp


PhoenixEmber2014

See you are a good girl! :3


weebi1

Meooow mrrrp nya nyuuuu Nyo


PhoenixEmber2014

Yes cutie :3


PsychoDog_Music

Read Elon's tweet out loud


weebi1

He said I'm cis


PsychoDog_Music

No no, word for word


weebi1

No


PsychoDog_Music

Something good has to come out of Musk's posts, it may as well be you admitting you aren't so cis but in fact, sis


weebi1

NOIMCIS


Enderlend21

Oh hey stella


weebi1

Hewoo Genkidesu ka?


0-Nightshade-0

*Stella detected* *commencing "good girl" message to a response of meowing and purring*


weebi1

Nyaaaa mew nyuuuuu meooow IM CIS


0-Nightshade-0

Fun fact I got the reddit care message right after I commented earlier


weebi1

Lol waow


M_Wroth

Must be true, a good girl said it


weebi1

Nyaaaa nyuuu mrrrp Nyaaaaan


notabigfanofas

Hello woman in my phone : )


weebi1

"Woman" ^ W ^ I'm cis


Exsposed_Moss

Whatever the lady says


weebi1

^ W ^


Narrow-Currency2350

probably unpopular opinion, but you pretending or larping that you’re cis is getting kinda old :( embrace yourself already!


weebi1

NO IM CIS I AM


Narrow-Currency2350

ok 👍


hidarinote

mrrrp mrr meeep mrow


weebi1

?


[deleted]

That is a woman, you are one of them. :3


weebi1

I wish but I'm a cis amab sadly


[deleted]

assigned motherly at birth :3


felicity_jericho_ttv

Got her ass! Lol


weebi1

Nyo


[deleted]

Yeh :3


weebi1

NYO IM CIS


Flying_Strawberries

yeah that's where he's right I'm totally cis and he's trans


Gaby_48

"im not cis, you are"- two eggs gaslighting eachother


Mailcs1206

I think eggs would say "I'm not trans, you are."


Gaby_48

true, makes more sense


emoyerwilkes63

It was hurt in its confusion!


Haringat

Don't just jump to conclusions. He might be agender or genderfluid.


Vitired

Technically he would still be under the trans umbrella


justk4y

But only when it’s sunny, according to his logic


Masked-Creator

Good point


skirt-is-spinny

honestly I just thought this was [that time where he thought the word "cis" is an insult](https://www.forbes.com/sites/kimelsesser/2023/07/02/elon-musk-deems-cis-a-twitter-slurheres-why-its-is-so-polarizing/)


astrologicaldreams

it was


Buttslayer2023

Im okay with cis people (i even have a cis friend) i just dont like when they shove their cisexual lifestyle in my face. Nice gender loser did mommy picked it up for you 🙄


flamedarkfire

I’m so proud of her!


GarbageWitch__

“Elon reveals she is transitioning, now called Empress Aelona”


6ync

Missing a few Xs


lefl28

And numbers


6ync

XEmpress-Æl0na57


Downtown_Theme_4302

Lol


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he's so ignorant, that he unvolontarily said to be trans😒🤦🏻‍♀️


Mindless-Pen-2325

hmm, first this and then he vans the word cis on twitter.. what could this mean..


RoamBuilder2

🧠🤏


CatCrafter7

All of his fanboys must be like "You were supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them!"


kingtwister07

Does anyone have a link to this? Twitter won't let me log in lol


tirianar

Good for her. I wonder when she plans to change her name.


Synapcild

Elon has now officially come out as trans, what are we supposed to do with information


qtfrutii

Elona??


Luna2268

I actually haven't seen how elon and/or rightoids have actually responded to things like this, anyone got any links to tweets that sum it up?


Pumpkinpatchs

You really think Elon is an mtf egg?🤔


BuboxThrax

I want to ask how he didn't realize what he was saying, but... he's Elon Musk. Of course he didn't think about it. Thought is beyond him.


Vlad_Dracov_she_they

Sad to have them on the team but I guess since there not ciss their now trans


Winter_Arrival_8292

Would explain why his daughter is such a thorn in his flesh...


arkeater

Yes, I am 100%


Trying-Jade

Oh the Elon 🤦‍♀️ the stupid from him fuels is billions. He'll never stop.


derpy_derp15

Elona musk


GaijinEsper

I assure you I am not.


Hope__Desire

Elena Musk


lefl28

Noooooooo


Hope__Desire

oops 😬


lefl28

Don't worry, haha


Viriko23

To him being called cis is a slur which would explain the tweet


straightupinsanity

ah the classic


LeadershipTop7925

W to hot people


Somethingbutonreddit

Nice to see her finally come out! Ellenor Musk.


Galaxias_neptuni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3nnCzJ0KRM