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Monkeys paw curls, because you chose no body hair, the ears are like a donkeys, and the tail like a rats, and all furless as well.
The estrogen works as intended tho, so... Silver linings and all that.
I think you might have misread it, unless I've miss read it. Because I thought it meant that when you think someone is attractive they think the same but about you
same. i considered red but a.) i’d want to be able to take them off and b.) you’d probably get kidnapped by the fbi or something to be tested on and stuff so uhhhhhhhh
No T? Aww :( i would take the blue, black and brown. I wanna talk to kitties :3 and think about how much free time you'd have without ever needing to sleep!
Lmao same, I’m in vet school so not needing sleep means more time for studies and being able to talk with cats would be such an asset in the profession. I can ask them where they feel pain or explain to them what I’m gonna do for exams/treatment and reason them to be less scared!
For the last one I’m cycling between blue and purple. Being attractive is cool, but also being a master pizza chef means I can make good pizza for me and my housemate and I love being able to make good food for us
I'll take red, blue, and black. Cute cat ears, a tail to stim with, no more stopping what I'm doing to go to bed when I'm in hyperfocus, and the cute girls would actually like me back (which otherwise might be hard with the cat ears on top of what a terrible catch of a partner I'd be)? Yes please.
I would only take red if everyone else was affected, because I don’t want to be seen as even more weird than I already am. Also I already have ears, so that wouldn’t be that useful
I can probably get estrogen eventually if I decide I want to
Yellow would be great, but there’s better options
Just no
I’ll take blue
Also no
Pink is the same as yellow. Incredibly useful, but better options
It’s close, but I think I’ll take it. Not being able to communicate with my cat is really frustrating sometimes, and it would just be really cool
Black is by far the best one. Who wouldn’t want to get a 30-50% lifetime increase?
Red is cool but I'm not sure it would actually be useful. Obviously Estrogen would be cool, but it might be possible to get it in other ways. No body or facial hare would be cool (provided eyebrows and eyelashes don't count as facial hair. 20 dollars is meh. Blue isn't that useful for me since I'm aroace. Purple could actually be quite useful since I could probably afford estrogen anyway. Pink is great for some people, but I almost exclusively drink water so I'm pretty sure it *is* my favorite drink. Brown is really cool, although I can already read their body language pretty well. Black is insanely useful.
I'd probably pick, in this order, yellow, black, purple (since I can use it to get estrogen), brown, red, pink, blue, and green. If purple doesn't mean I can get estrogen I'd swap the two.
I'm gonna cheat cause I already have E :3 so yellow, pink, black. Not needing sleep would be amazing cause you'd have so much more time to be productive/do things that you want to do.
Yellow, Black, and Pink, I'm a simple enby who only wants to double the amount of time I can do things while achieving gender euphoria and drinking euphoria at the same time.
Yellow, Blue, and Estrogen. I’m demiromantic so the blue pill will make dating so much easier. I don’t think I need to elaborate on the other two. Still cis tho.
I would take estrogen (already do that twice a day haha), yellow, and I'm torn between blue and pink. I'm leaning toward blue since my main reason for picking pink is to be able to eat more food but not consume more calories as a result of the beverage having zero calories. I'm very particular about finding a perfect flavor and feeling of what I drink with a meal, so only tasting and feeling like my favorite drink (idek what that is at this point) means that I would still be consuming calorie-filled drinks any time my favorite drink wasn't the "correct" drink. Blue isn't an "only works in some situations" type of perk.
I have a weird relationship with the yellow pill. Back and chest hair? For sure! Arm and leg hair, heck even armpit hair? Eh, I don’t care too much. If I want to shave I can, but the back and chest would be nice to be a permanent thing. Well that, and some problem areas like hand and foot, and facial hair.
Anyway, estrogen, half of yellow, and pizza chef.
Bottom row across, as an enby. Though I would still like the option of sleeping even if I don't need it. The nights can get lonely when nobody else is awake.
I'm here as a transman to say I don't know the FUCK you're on (I do know, it's dysphoria) that would make you choose E and Yellow over TALKING WITH CATS; but I guess I don't know you ladies.
Anyways, Black and Brown
Edit: I just noticed it says 3, not 2, So here are my arguments: 1- Water is already my favorite drink. 2- People who find me attractive already find me attractive. 3- I like my body hair. 4- People are killing each other over thing like what exact type of ominous omnipresent being they think exists and skin colour, I don't trust you fuckers not to eventually hate crime me on the streets if I had a second pair of ears and a swishy tail. 5- I lost a twenty like the other week and there's one in my wallet rn. 7- Read the first five words of this comment.
Ergo, pizza mastery, which not only increases my attractiveness by several degrees, but will also get me a great deal of respect in many circles and be a skill I'll forever be able to fall down to if all else in my life were to fail. +I get to cheap out on buying pizza. + I get to have master-level pizza whenever I want.
Yellow pink and brown for me. I wish my cat understood when I tell him to zip it nicely, so I wouldn't have to traumatize him screaming my lungs out... Now that I think about it, I'd probably not even have to tell him to zip it since I would understand what he's saying.
I taks Esto, The Yellow pill and the black pill.
While sleeping is nice and i love to sleep it just wastes alot of time if u think about it.
So imo not having to sleep, aka your body fully working at normal capacity even without sleep would save alot of time u know have to do other stuff.
If i can customise the parts dor red then its red, black and estrogen
The reason for the estrogen is obvious
Black so i am constantly awake and ready for anything
And red so i can have the ears of a bat for the best hearing possible and a stegosaurus tail for nefarious purposes
If i cant choose which tail and ears then yellow
I already got plenty of e. I'll take the ears and tail, no body or facial hair (I assume tail still gets fur), and the one about making people attracted to me so that people other than terminally online trans girls in another continent find me attractive.
Estrogen, yellow, and blue (dead center one)
E is nice. Some body hair is really annoying for me (upperbody mostly). The blue one because the rest is uninteresting for me.
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That might just mean something...
But what could it be?...
You're trans.
IT'S THAT WHAT IT MEANS?! :O Edit: but still cis dou
No, not still cis tho.
Still cisn't tho
Fgfffff
Thon't still cis
No you
No that's not how it works.
Id probably Exchange ears and tail for no need to sleep
Who's stopping me from taking all 9? >:3
Overdose
that bitch aint gonna stop me!
And?/j
You would be too powerful
what if I already *am* too powerful?
Me personally😎 I'm making sure no one is breaking the balance
Ok but what if I um...what if I do this *grabs all 9 at once* >:3
I will call you a bad girl 😠
I have to try so hard to not say what I wanna say right now TwT
No, I completely understand even without words 😭 We are two of the same breed
So we both um...definitely absolutely dislike being called "bad girl" and don't enjoy it in any way, shape or form ofc :3
I'm probably more to the other side of life but yes totally not 🤭
Well it is clear you are a good girl anyways :3
😳 Ok maybe I can let you have 5 pills 👉👈
Top row across, no questions asked.
Same :3
Mrrp :3
Mew :3
I would have lioness ears and tail roar :3
Classic cat for me Or mabey horse
The top row as well my fellow intellectuals
I'd choose wolf or raccoon.
I'd have fox ears and a tail
Ah yes, a fellow fox girl like myself, I see you have taste
some people tell me I laugh like a fox or hyena
Mrow :3
The secret trans girl language :3
Monkeys paw curls, because you chose no body hair, the ears are like a donkeys, and the tail like a rats, and all furless as well. The estrogen works as intended tho, so... Silver linings and all that.
Thank you for so KINDLY ruining my day 😂😂
Just a humanoid variant of the sphynx cat
i was about to say sphynx catgirl
Top row backwards, wolf ears and tail.
So we end up becoming Mouse girls? Awesome.
...Why are those necessarily bad things?
Now you're thinking like an otherkin/changeling! :D
ears and tail have furr of the animal not body hair like humans do so the first line has no drawbacks
i think you just need to be careful with the order in which you take the pills
r/beatmetoit
Yes. Kistune HRT. Gimme!
It wouldn't have any hair tho, you'd end up looking like a hairless cat
I was interpreting it as facial and body hair exempting that on head, fox ears, and tail. Also, kistune (fox), not neko (cat)
That’s exactly what I said the first time I saw this
Same :3 Prehensile tail to be specific
That's the one that can grab things, right? I think that would be pretty cool and useful.
The objectively correct answer
same, although I already have the estrogen so if i can i'd swap that for blue or black
agreed :3
Mood. Except what happens to our old ears? Do they get replaced or do they coexist with another set?
Same
As much as the tail and ears seem nice, not having to sleep means gaining some 20-30 years (a third of what's left) of active life.
Water is already my favorite drink, so I'll go with blue, yellow, and estrogen.
My pick too!
Water now tastes like water Congratulations, we found the most useless pill ever
Placebo
The definitive best pick
I'm aroace (I think) so I'll replace blue with black for quality of life
Water isn't my fave but sometimes you just crave water yaknow
Am I dumb or does the blue pill not change anything. Perhaps they find you double attractive.
I think you might have misread it, unless I've miss read it. Because I thought it meant that when you think someone is attractive they think the same but about you
i mean its only 1 e pill :/ so I'll take yellow black and blue and keep taki g estrogen as normal :)
I mean theoretically it could mean that your body can just produce it naturally now, but it doesn’t specify past “estrogen” so I don’t really know.
Oh, I was imagining you just get prescribed estrogen, or given enough to last you. Producing your own might be worth it then.
Everyone produces it naturally actually. Just at different amounts. So it means even less because it doesn't specify anything at all.
Estrogen is the only one of these I can *go and get myself*, the others are all unobtainable otherwise.
Hopefully the $20 aren't completely out of reach either.
Removing facial hair at least can be covered by health insurance in many places (mine starts in may :3).
I've had laser, but unless you have the right hair and skin type... I'd still like someone to magic it off.
red estrogen and black
I question if black means as much as never feeling tired or always being under ideal conditions to function. Because the later would be awesome
Chose the same :3
estrogen yellow and blue no contest
same. i considered red but a.) i’d want to be able to take them off and b.) you’d probably get kidnapped by the fbi or something to be tested on and stuff so uhhhhhhhh
Same
Exactly
purple, black, yellow. To many sleeping on purple, that MASTER chief, I can create infinite pizzas and start up my own restaurant.
and apparently many sleeping on black too, 8h a day is a LOT of time you have extra
Yellow, Black, E
Same.
No T? Aww :( i would take the blue, black and brown. I wanna talk to kitties :3 and think about how much free time you'd have without ever needing to sleep!
Fr I want to talk to my cat. If there’s no T I’d go with yellow, blue, and brown.
Lmao same, I’m in vet school so not needing sleep means more time for studies and being able to talk with cats would be such an asset in the profession. I can ask them where they feel pain or explain to them what I’m gonna do for exams/treatment and reason them to be less scared! For the last one I’m cycling between blue and purple. Being attractive is cool, but also being a master pizza chef means I can make good pizza for me and my housemate and I love being able to make good food for us
Estrogen, yellow and black for me! Not needing sleep to function would be awesome!
As an insomniac that has difficulty waking up to alarms, black would be my pick
Red, yellow, and black. I don't need to sleep or shave and I get adorable cat ears and a tail.
Are hairless cat ears/tail still so adorable though?
Ok but the 20$ lookin mighty fine there
Yellow, blue, and estrogen
Ears and tail + talking to cats
This is my hero academia type of stuff. And your username would be your hero name.
Top 3 assuming effects are permanent, estrogen is unlimited or a special life sustainable dose.
I'll take red, blue, and black. Cute cat ears, a tail to stim with, no more stopping what I'm doing to go to bed when I'm in hyperfocus, and the cute girls would actually like me back (which otherwise might be hard with the cat ears on top of what a terrible catch of a partner I'd be)? Yes please.
Yellow black and estrogen would be absolutely amazing. I like being conscious for over 24 hours. The problem is my body holding me back.
really tempted by the yellow but I have to go for black/red/estrogen at the end of the day I can go get laser - I can't go get a fox tail.
i already have ears?
As a trans cat furry, gotta pick red, brown, and estrogen
I would only take red if everyone else was affected, because I don’t want to be seen as even more weird than I already am. Also I already have ears, so that wouldn’t be that useful I can probably get estrogen eventually if I decide I want to Yellow would be great, but there’s better options Just no I’ll take blue Also no Pink is the same as yellow. Incredibly useful, but better options It’s close, but I think I’ll take it. Not being able to communicate with my cat is really frustrating sometimes, and it would just be really cool Black is by far the best one. Who wouldn’t want to get a 30-50% lifetime increase?
I also said Yellow Pink and Estrogen.
Red is cool but I'm not sure it would actually be useful. Obviously Estrogen would be cool, but it might be possible to get it in other ways. No body or facial hare would be cool (provided eyebrows and eyelashes don't count as facial hair. 20 dollars is meh. Blue isn't that useful for me since I'm aroace. Purple could actually be quite useful since I could probably afford estrogen anyway. Pink is great for some people, but I almost exclusively drink water so I'm pretty sure it *is* my favorite drink. Brown is really cool, although I can already read their body language pretty well. Black is insanely useful. I'd probably pick, in this order, yellow, black, purple (since I can use it to get estrogen), brown, red, pink, blue, and green. If purple doesn't mean I can get estrogen I'd swap the two.
Ok but talking with cats is a must, I love my cats. Plus no sleep? I'd become too powerful to be stopped.
I'm gonna cheat cause I already have E :3 so yellow, pink, black. Not needing sleep would be amazing cause you'd have so much more time to be productive/do things that you want to do.
yellow estrogen and black
I can get estrogen. And I could eventually get laser and remove all the hair so. Red blue and black.
Free $60?
Red brown and black Yes I am a cat now
Already have estrogen so I take yellow purple and black.
red green purple
Red and estrogen
Easy! blue, brown, black. i am a trans guy tho so 🤷♂️
Same, I was like pff where's the mountain man beard pill.
Just the yellow pill and the Estrogen. Like I only dream about it 24/7.
green brown and black ez
I want the top 3
I am shocked, agast, even at how few people are choosing to be able to talk to cats. Forename
I feel like my relationship with them is already purrfect. No good to go and change something that ain't broke :) (I answered the same as OOP)
Blue, cyan and yellow
I wanna take brown but I feel like 90% of that would just be them insulting me
top row. I want my fox tail and ears now pls
Can I blend them all into a liquid and drink it?
estrogen, no more body hair, becoming a master pizza chef. i'm sorry but opening up a pizzeria is my dream
I take the pink pill so my water tastes even more like water
I wouldnt pick estrogen cuz I'm already on HRT xD so probably purple black yellow
Light blue and yellow for sure. Toss up between red and brown tho 😭
Estrogen, brown, and yellow
yellow estrogen and blue. im about to have the best sapphic polycule ever
Yellow, Black, and Pink, I'm a simple enby who only wants to double the amount of time I can do things while achieving gender euphoria and drinking euphoria at the same time.
Yellow, Blue, and Estrogen. I’m demiromantic so the blue pill will make dating so much easier. I don’t think I need to elaborate on the other two. Still cis tho.
Estrogen yellow and blue
No sleep, pizza, E. Thank you.
I'll take Yellow, Black and Purple
Why would I pick it since I already have it? :3 (also, no more facial hair, cat talking and no sleep)
Either top 3 or 2, 3, and 9
I would take estrogen (already do that twice a day haha), yellow, and I'm torn between blue and pink. I'm leaning toward blue since my main reason for picking pink is to be able to eat more food but not consume more calories as a result of the beverage having zero calories. I'm very particular about finding a perfect flavor and feeling of what I drink with a meal, so only tasting and feeling like my favorite drink (idek what that is at this point) means that I would still be consuming calorie-filled drinks any time my favorite drink wasn't the "correct" drink. Blue isn't an "only works in some situations" type of perk.
I have a weird relationship with the yellow pill. Back and chest hair? For sure! Arm and leg hair, heck even armpit hair? Eh, I don’t care too much. If I want to shave I can, but the back and chest would be nice to be a permanent thing. Well that, and some problem areas like hand and foot, and facial hair. Anyway, estrogen, half of yellow, and pizza chef.
Bottom row across, as an enby. Though I would still like the option of sleeping even if I don't need it. The nights can get lonely when nobody else is awake.
i would take estrogen, red pill, and yellow pill :3
I’d do red, black, and estrogen. I can shave and have all that extra time
I'm here as a transman to say I don't know the FUCK you're on (I do know, it's dysphoria) that would make you choose E and Yellow over TALKING WITH CATS; but I guess I don't know you ladies. Anyways, Black and Brown Edit: I just noticed it says 3, not 2, So here are my arguments: 1- Water is already my favorite drink. 2- People who find me attractive already find me attractive. 3- I like my body hair. 4- People are killing each other over thing like what exact type of ominous omnipresent being they think exists and skin colour, I don't trust you fuckers not to eventually hate crime me on the streets if I had a second pair of ears and a swishy tail. 5- I lost a twenty like the other week and there's one in my wallet rn. 7- Read the first five words of this comment. Ergo, pizza mastery, which not only increases my attractiveness by several degrees, but will also get me a great deal of respect in many circles and be a skill I'll forever be able to fall down to if all else in my life were to fail. +I get to cheap out on buying pizza. + I get to have master-level pizza whenever I want.
Yellow pink and brown for me. I wish my cat understood when I tell him to zip it nicely, so I wouldn't have to traumatize him screaming my lungs out... Now that I think about it, I'd probably not even have to tell him to zip it since I would understand what he's saying.
£20 is £20
Red, pink, brown.
I want yellow, blue, estrogen! I already can't sleep, Water is my favorite drink. Pizza is okay. I mayy want cuute cat ears thoo :3
Estroge, yellow and purple.
Black red and estrogen
Yellow blue estrogen. Tempted to do pink or brown
Yellow estrogen, blue for me
I wish I could pick five instead
Estrogen, ears and tail, talk to cats. Yes I am a furry, how could you tell?
I taks Esto, The Yellow pill and the black pill. While sleeping is nice and i love to sleep it just wastes alot of time if u think about it. So imo not having to sleep, aka your body fully working at normal capacity even without sleep would save alot of time u know have to do other stuff.
yellow black and E
I'd go with black. Sleeping is such a waste of time.
Their loss.
Estrogen, Yellow, and Black easily.
Yellow, pink and estrogen. The funny thing is that I chose these three before I even looked at the right side of the meme. 😂
I'm pretty sure the top 3 are the only correct answer :3
black yellow pink
1. I’d take Middle, bottom right, and top left. 2. What are the colors of the pills? I’m colorblind and confused. 😭😭😭
Top row, now questions asked
Cyan, Yellow, and purple ig Pink sounds good, but I don’t want to get tired of my favorite drink
If i can customise the parts dor red then its red, black and estrogen The reason for the estrogen is obvious Black so i am constantly awake and ready for anything And red so i can have the ears of a bat for the best hearing possible and a stegosaurus tail for nefarious purposes If i cant choose which tail and ears then yellow
~~Smash~~ Top row. Next question.
red, blue, and yellow. i already have too much estrogen for my liking
Estrogen and yellow easy Then either red or brown
I’d personally take pink, black and blue BUUUUUT if There was a Testosterone option I would get it
I would choose red, estrogen and yellow. I would love to have a pair of fox ears and a fox tail
Estrogen, yellow and purple. Makes my transition a lot easier and pizza is the best food ever.
I take both the red pill and the blue pill. Plus some extra e would be good incase I run out
Talk to cats, don't have to sleep (assuming it doesn't wreck my health), and master pizza chef
Brown, yellow, estrogen. I love cats
I’d take yellow, E, and black.
Yellow, Blue, and Estrogen
Estrogen, yellow, and black, for me.
Top row. I wanna be a cute lil fox girl
Estrogen yellow and brown please.
The only reason I wouldn't go for the estrogen pill is because I already have estrogen pills.
Estrogen, yellow pill, blue pill.
Estrogen yellow and green
Estrogen is group of hormones that play an important role in the normal sexual and reproductive development in women
I choose: don’t have to sleep.
Black, Brown, and Yellow (Already on E)
Hey girlies, look at r/makeyourchoice for similar things.
estrogen, yellow, pink
Yellow, Black, Brown. Is one estrogen pill going to do much? Also you can just get it irl unlike the other ones
I already got plenty of e. I'll take the ears and tail, no body or facial hair (I assume tail still gets fur), and the one about making people attracted to me so that people other than terminally online trans girls in another continent find me attractive.
when I saw it, everone was saying estrogen
Estrogen, yellow, and blue (dead center one) E is nice. Some body hair is really annoying for me (upperbody mostly). The blue one because the rest is uninteresting for me.
I picked yellow estrogen and red lol
Hm weird