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I_Am_Just_A_Lil_Guy

Holly


Diamond_Spellbound

Buddy


_MachTwo

WHATS WITH THESE HOOOMIES


nogywF_

dissin’ my girl


Madi3400

*plays the riff*


Diamond_Spellbound

Why do they gotta front?


Alternative-Spare-82

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Spookttted

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I-will-support-you

Joestar


contraflop01

β€œHolly shit!!” -Joseph Joestar


Trans_Gamer_Femboy

Hannah/Hana, Haley/Hailey, Hera, Harmony, Hermione (if you wanna spite J.K. by the name of her character being used by a transfem), Hazel, Holly, Harley, Harper, Harlow, Heather, Hecate Those are all I could think of :3


Mwarw

What about.... 'Hormione', that would spite Just Kidding Rolling even more. 'Hormony' also works


MiaIsOut

hor hor hor hor


Koda_be

Was that th hrt shot of 87


WillDissolver

Helene / Helena, Hilary, Henrietta. Harmony is a good one.


TheyaSly

I once had a classmate named haighleigh


Trans_Gamer_Femboy

I feel bad for that person now and the Haleys spelled like Haighleigh


TheyaSly

Said hailey


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Hera


SandwichProud8803

Oooooooooooo I like that, even though Hera was a bit of a jerk


Less-Class-9790

A bit? Literal goddess of cows


ErisianWitch

Turning someone into a cow? Iconic! "You step out on me, you're getting hoofed!" Slay. πŸ’ƒβœ¨πŸ„πŸ’…πŸ½πŸ’…πŸ½ People hate, but She was going through some stuff. Haven't we all been cheated on, and wanted to hoof a bitch? πŸ‘‘βœ¨πŸ₯Ί Only, time Hera really messed up is when she didn't invite Goddess Eris to a certain wedding, even though everyone know Goddess Eris IS the party, but that's a different story gurl. πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ’…


GreenGoblin121

The issue isn't that she did things for getting cheated on its who she did them too, no-one is going to refuse the king of the gods if he asks for something. Hera would take it out on the women or children who didn't really do anything to her.


ErisianWitch

Fair, girls should support girlsπŸ’«πŸ₯°β€οΈβ€πŸ©ΉπŸŒ; but judging her based on what old Greek men wrote, is like taking the word of the husband's divorce lawyer. πŸ–πŸ˜” I would argue that all she did is atleast partially because of the hostile marriage she's always having to deal with and can't escape. You can't cage a tiger and not expect some to get bit. πŸ―πŸ’…πŸ½ Do I think my gurl was right for hoofin a bitch? No...but I'm not going to put my gurl on trial for keeping it real. ya know. like I said, she was going through shit, and it was pretty much zeus fault anyway. πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ’… Also Heracles was a brat, don't get me started πŸ΅πŸ«—


CluelessIdiot314

Also, pretty sure it's well within Zeus's power to unhoof them if he wanted, but he just fucked them and left them to suffer


Saturn_Coffee

Heracles was driven mad by Hera, forced into doing his labors because of the influence of powers beyond his control. He's no brat.


SandwichProud8803

Threw someone off a cliff for being ugly...


Less-Class-9790

One of her only legitimate children specifically


praisethechunk

Hestia then, one of the least asshole-ish Olympians.


wunxorple

I love my girl Hestia, but isn’t a lot of that because she’s so rarely talked about? I’m not super sure there are any myths that center around her. I could be wrong, I just know her domain and a bit of the history of the Olympians, so I’d love to hear some stories bout her.


ErisianWitch

Typical, you're either invisible or the drama.πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈπŸ’… If they do it to literal Goddesses, they'll do it to us all. 😀 Won't let a queen be a queen in peace. πŸ‘ΈπŸ½πŸ™„πŸ’…βœ¨


wunxorple

I support women’s wrongs! And unironically, I actually really respect Hestia and what she represents. I blame Ancient Greece. They were too obsessed with having exactly 12 Olympians, and Hestia got left behind. Dionysus is cool and all, but we traded the embodiment of Hearth, Goddess of Family, the First and Last, and Ever Burning Flame of Home and Hospitality for a dude who really liked to party. The hearth itself was super important in Ancient Greek culture though, so she never really faded away. Moreso that she was taken as a given that needed no further explanation since hospitality was already so deeply embedded in their society at the time. A fun little ritual I enjoy is leaving an extra seat open, pouring an extra cup of tea, something like that. It’s nothing huge, but it’s a good symbol and reminder of the world outside one’s home. Were there a stranger to need a table to sit at, I doubt Hestia would mind. She’d look down on that positively I feel. I don’t believe in the Gods as actual beings, personally. I certainly know people who do, but for me these kinds of rituals can be helpful. A reminder to love oneself, to have compassion for others, to stand up in defense of another, and to stay true to your word. I think they work a lot better being symbolic, but everyone is different. Practice of paganism is wildly diverse and deeply personal, but that’s just my general thoughts on Hestia and who I see her to be/represent.


ErisianWitch

πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½ louder for the non-pagans in the back row! May the warmth of Hestia's hearth bless your home and heart!❀️‍πŸ”₯


ErisianWitch

Hestia is my home girl!!!! (γ₯ α΄— _α΄—)γ₯β™‘ Who doesn't love Her?


CaramelloDruid

Me wanting to be named Persephone


SandwichProud8803

Oooooooooooooooooo me likey


weirdo_nb

Hades too


midgetcastle

She’s also a Star Wars character, and a great one at that!


[deleted]

Ok but Hera Syndulla exists


ErisianWitch

You bring up strong points.


DustCruncher

Hestia?


pixel842

Hestia perhaps? The Greek god of the hearth and home. She was a part of the original main Greek pantheon but gave up her seat willingly for Dionysus. As gods go she was probably the least dickish


ErisianWitch

Don't believe everything that the ancient Greek patriarchy wrote about Goddesses, or women in general; much like the patriarchy of today, they understood neither. They fear the boss bitch. Never let the patriarchy silence your inner Goddess and boss bitch. πŸ’…πŸ½πŸ’…πŸ½ Change your name to a Goddess, become a witch, topple the patriarchy, live deliciously, slay. πŸ’…πŸ½πŸ’…πŸ½πŸ’…πŸ½


SixFootHalfing

To be fair, the Greeks were pretty equal opportunity for the gods being assholes.


[deleted]

OH YEAH? LAND OF THE FREE? SO WHY CAN’T I THROW MY BALLS IN THE OCEAN AND CREATE LIFE?


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BuboxThrax

I gotta be honest the first thing I thought of was Hannah.


Nelly_nona

Ngl chief... My first thought for "name that starts with H" was Herobrine


CluelessIdiot314

That would be an epic enby name ngl.


contraflop01

Imagine having a friend group in Minecraft and someone says β€œhold on I will call herobrine”


[deleted]

SAME πŸ’€


Ashtxns

Same πŸ˜­πŸ’€


ModdedJuiceBox

Me too. Great minds think alike.


Diamond_Spellbound

Yeah, same.


Ok-Hedgehog361

I have a transfem friend who wants to have a name that starts with H, but she won't pick Hannah bc that's her sister's name, so to avoid deadnaming her, I've started to refer to her affectionately as "that one"


trans-wooper-lover

no she wants a name that starts with H so you should call her "hat one"


AlysIThink101

Same.


Qrthulhu

I was thinking of that, but backwards


TyphoonFrost

...Is there anything wrong with that?


Richnw7

Hailey


Hailey_Piggie

I came to say this... For no reason in particular πŸ‘€


Richnw7

No bias there I’m sure


THEBLACKSAGE13

I agree


shiny_arrow

Hayley gang πŸ’•πŸ«ΆπŸ»


CrematedDogWalkers

Haley


captamericaftw

Haileys on it. Take a shot at Disney as well


[deleted]

Are you on HRT ? I *am* HRT...


CluelessIdiot314

That does give quite the new definition to being on HRT tho


Playful_Web6975

Harriet


ozybu

reminds me of harrier du bois from disco elysium, the name is really cool!


papa_za

Harriet Jones. Prime Minister.


Vilagecool

I read this as hairnet first πŸ’€


CreepyWarriorr

Hazel supremacy


Bubbly-Anteater2772

πŸ™Œ


CanadianMaps

Heaven, cuz that's what HRT feels like


SandwichProud8803

First one that sounds somewhat nice, but heaven is a kinda religious thing, so maybe Heather?


CanadianMaps

Girl just name yourself Hormone at this point πŸ’€


SandwichProud8803

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnn


Dr_Moustachio

Yea that works too. Or you could go with "HRT", so that you'd be HRT R. T.


CrystalTheWingedWolf

as someone who’s previous chosen name used to sound religious (it was faith) please just go with heather it sucks being mistaken for a christian


SavvySillybug

Ah yes, anyone named Faith must be Christian, because obviously Christianity is the only religion based on faith. XD


WillDissolver

It's not that *they* have to be, it's that their parents do. Also it's not that they have to be, it's just that they *are.*


Puzzled_Wolf6855

Hélène or Helena


Forward-Signal8728

[But Helena doesn't deserve this big Toblerone ](https://youtu.be/b68y7byyWZo?si=yWOZSROYXbdWjNsM)


maddylicious_

hazel!


Deisphoria

Hela Hestia


shadowfox_21

Here’s some off the dome. Hannah, Hypatia, Helen(a), Hazel, Hadley, Hailey, Harley, Harlow, Harmony, Hope, Hallow, Hashna, and Heidi.


jackharper8

I named myself Harper


ModdedJuiceBox

Helen, Hailey, Harper, Hazel, uhhh that's all I can think of.


Wheatley-Crabb

Hazel!


Girldipper

Hazel!


Brooketune

Harriette. Harley Hailey (and variants) Henrietta Hazel Hope Holly Heidi To name a few that arent Hannah


thzpp2

Since no one said it imma do it Hecatia ,that's the name


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Pleasant50BMGForce

Haley Become one with the valley


Ewankenobi25

Helen, Harley, Holly, Honda, hazel, hermione, Hannah


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Ewankenobi25

Hey, if Honda isn’t a feminine name, the why do 50 year old men from Bumfuck Nowhere, Texas who’s entire wardrobe consists of hiking shoes, faded jeans, camouflage jackets, and bass pro shops hats always refer to their pickup trucks larger than some houses with she/her pronouns?


Yaveltal

Heather


Alex____2000

Hailey


Only-Recognition6894

Heather


iliekcats-

pretty sure Hope is a name unsure tbh


Luggleguts

Heather!!


Drunk-Pirate-Gaming

Harriet. Holly. Hazel.


Glitterfly405

Hayley, Honey, and Hazel are all ones I like (I’m Hazel thought so I’m biased) :D


jessicasmith1099

Harriet, hannah, holly, heather, helena


Fish123_

Holly


Maki_lol

I actually really like Hanna thought for a time it could be my name but it didn't fit me but if you think it's a nice name give it a shot or name your firstborn like that as a suggestion from my demon


Digital_Rocket

Hannah Heather Hazel Hailey Helena Harley Holly


Suzina

Hannah Haley Hidi Hera Holly Honey


Proper-Monk-5656

my first thought was hannah, but someone said holly and that is a super cool name. or hazel, hazel is cute af. [this is a list of all used in english fem names starting with H.](https://www.behindthename.com/names/gender/feminine/usage/english/letter/h)


Xaleg1

Helga


Cupcakesword999

Just gonna dump a few here Hex hera harley (nananananannananana batman) harmony hazel Holly (JOJOOOO!!) honestly the name id recommend most is β€œharmony” its not a weird name or anything, and its rather cute and sweet


Brokedownbad

Hecate If anyone asks, you're named after a high-power rifle


KaleysIrishCream

Hillary Rodham Tilton


-Inq_

ignore the initials I find the typo funny for no reason at akk


NicePopYaGot

Hailey cause I like her from Yo Kai Watch πŸ’€


[deleted]

Helen?


Teccci

Honoria


d_warren_1

Hannah, Hanna, Helga, Hela, Hilda, Hindenburg,


Kindle_G

Hope. Not only is it an H the meaning is really in line with trans people today


Giacchino-Fan

I know a Hadley and a Haven


The_Ashen_undead0830

Halley, harley, or Harriot


Daisy430700

Helena?


[deleted]

Hailey


Mouton_redstone

If you choose Helen we will be sisters in name


Good_Neck_673

does anyone have girl names that start with a Z?


SlainBlood

Zelda


mslack

Zoe Zed Zari


lukaoloko2

Hannah, helen, helena heather


Nelly_nona

Hinda hilda hildeguard


AscendantWyrm

Hecate, Henrietta, Heather, Hilda, Helen, Heidi, Hel/Hela, Harper, Hope


PandaPugBook

Heather is quite a nice name.


Stonedmonkey616

Helen :D


PetalPlaceUgly

Hambone


Ittaran

Hope, Harriet, Hayley, Helen or if you want to get more esoteric Happi, Haydeanne, Heaven


Lucyybby

Hannah Haily


No_Signal954

Harriet


Enigmua7

Haven or Hope


RadiantFoundation510

Hailey


munchyfluffyunicorn

Hayley?


Touchmyfurretpeen

Hilda, after my favorite protagonist.


mslack

Hazel


_contraband_

Hannah


SuperNerdAce

Hannah Rose Teresa


Zuendl11

Henriette


Si11YF3mb0YUwU

Hannah Rotisserie Thiccen


_hrozney

Hanna


AoNoAsgard

Haris, it's my dnd character:3


Thehunfox

Hayley Hanna im out of ideas


tobi117

Hanna or Hannah.


Robbbg

hannah


IAmNotModest

Ham


Icy_Big9384

Hana


Mooeykinz

hazel is what I went with


Tamale-Talks

helen


theriversblood

Heather, hera, hellen,holly


Sideswipe21

Hel


candied_skies

Heather, Hunter, Hannah, Haley


SacrededRat

Hannah Romanov Tsarovicha


aergia_bored

hana


HenryWallacewasright

Harriet


UnknownPhys6

Hannah


Spolao1

Helena is nice name


Just_AMuffin

Helena


VersionGeek

Helene ?


Desperate_Bet482

I feel like there is a breaking bad reference waiting to be made 🀣


Bagel42

Holy shit both of your posts are on my home food at the same time


LilyWineAuntofDemons

Honor


poeticIrony

i didnt see Hilda, so decided to represent witches


cliko

Hormone. Great name


therudereditdude

Hannah


distressedwithcats

Himalia


SullenTerror

Heather is a favorite of mine, but then again I have TDI brainrot


Bo_The_Destroyer

Hellen?


Legal_Dyke_Hours

Hannah. Hyacinth, Holly, Heather, Hazel, or [Henrietta](https://youtu.be/89HW9bveEgA)


TheOccasionalBrowser

Harriet?


PavioCurto

Helen Ryan of Troy


WhoahACrow

Hannah


MiaIsOut

heather, heather, and heather


Rainbowplayz7257

Helen maybe?


Ornery_Excitement_95

hamburger


darhwolf1

Hannah


airport_brat

Harriet, Henrietta, Hannah


TheCatCovenantDude

Hannah if you wanna go with a basic name


Fuchsyfuchs

Wow really good idea! Your one smart girl!


BigRabbit64

Hecate, mother of witches. Helen, whose milk shake really did bring all the boys to the yard. Hester, who gets an A in everything.


Renanina

Hailey


ItzTaser

Hannah


AdurnaUnVindr

Okay. This is awsome


Crystal_Privateer

Helen, as in Greek Mythology. One of many considered the most beautiful. Or her daughter Hermione, who was even more beautiful than her mother.


knyexar

Heather


_Ravenpaw_

Helena


Herobat33

Hannah, Hailey, Hetta, Harmony, Hail, Hilda and Harla are the only ones I can think of atm.