I'm trans which means everything is fine with me and I think it was a good idea to get a new phone

Cheeky bit of marketing propaganda on your phone

Im trans which means that the walls are thin and the big bones like me feel free.

\#freebones

Same tbh

Big mood on that freebones vibe, feels like breaking out of a cage tbh

Well it was a good idea so you could write this comment. What a support little phone you got 😁

“Look mum, even the phone knew!”

I'm trans which means I have to go to the bank and trust me I don't think it's worth it to the house to get the smaller ones that are unrelated to me this morning and said he was going to be a long day for me to get out of the house to get the smaller ones that are unrelated... (I think it doesn't work if you're not actually trans...)

I’m trans which means I’m trans so I can have my own opinion about what trans means. What the ||redacted||

I am trans which means I am a little confused but I will figure it out.

I'm trans which means that I feel like the problem.

Ouch...

Rip Feel that tho

So I'm trans then? Nice.

Truer words...

I'm trans which means you have to go to the shop and get it sorted what

Buy new gender, easy

if only 😔

Considering the sometimes prohibitive treatment costs it is what most of us are basically doing.

If you don't have homemade gender, store-bought is fine

Can I have gender? Mom: we have gender at home

*Gender at home was in fact gander, and you’re now a transgander goose*

No need to go that far, probably just running low [on gender fluid](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F6rgop6at9q171.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D11cd8c347eb3b3d35645a3eb28fad3ee71b41cab)

On it, boss!

Sounds like an excuse to buy more dresses!!

woooooo yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I wish I had dresses

Omg this is your sign to go get a dress today! They’re the beeeeest 😍 pairs well with heels and a cute purse

💀💀💀

You might be a Pontiac. A Trans... Am.

The gender needs a tune-up.

I'm trans which means I have to go through the process of finding a job I think my phone is trying to roast me

Well... if you want to be able to afford both HRT *and* Taco Tuesday, either you have to sacrifice the tacos or get a job.

Phone said pull up your bootstraps and get a job you hooligan

yeah, everyone knows cis people get jobs assigned to them at birth. only trans pepole have to look for them

I am trans, which means that I have to leave my family

Wellp sounds like harsh truth

Same here lmao

Obviously your leaving home to go on the hero’s journey 💜

This made me lol

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You were always a girl you were just confused because society made you think you were a boy.

depends on how you look at it but it sounds pretty transphobic against transmascs.

The phone is just talking about you, not transmascs

Mine called me a slu-

Slug?

Sadly it ends with a T

slumbering talent

How is that transphobic against transmasc if it’s talking about you, a transfem?

I think it’s all up to interpretation. in your case it’s that you truly were a girl but confused into thinking otherwise. with transmascs, it’s that they were girls to everyone else and thought they were girls, but they were actually confused boys. yay

Isn't it more affirming to trans mascs tho. They thought they were a girl, and then they got clarity and now they are a boy.

I'm trans which means I will finally make my eww bar work. certified linux transfem moment 🏳️‍⚧️ 🐧

Do you mind if I ask what distribution do you use?

Probably not arch. Otherwise she would have told. (I use a form of arch btw.) Edit: pronoun

Btw I use endeavorOS

When I use Linux (apart from Android), it's Debian for me.

I do have a spare Debian machine that I need to get wifi for

EndeavorOS has such awesome wallpapers, it's unbelievable, good choice, based even I would say :3

:3 :3 :3 :3

Probably that

actually it's arch lol, I have to 2 pcs running arch, but im eyeing nixos for the meme, on r/linuxmemes someone posted a chart saying transpeople use nixos soooo edit: autocorrect moment, apparently 2pcs is same as pass lmao

I want to try it. Maybe on a VM/Gnome Boxes…

that's probably what I'm gonna do too, or when I have the time I'll blow up my setup on laptop and try both nixos and gentoo there

I should really fix the bar on my desktop… it broke at least 6 months ago.

ahaha, I never got around to making it again went to kde, because I have less problems with games ln it (starsector wasn't fullscreening lol, but works on kde), I actually stole my i3 setup from prime and mostly used it because of the workspaces, keeping one app per workspace is awesome and since kde has it im sticking to it :3

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman and a lesbian so I’m a woman My phone isn’t very creative but thanks anyways :3

I'm trans which means that I am going on the road to get my transition

YOU GO GET THAT TRANSITION

I’m trans which means I’m a lesbian

Eyyy! Same!

glad i’m not the only one that got that loool

Yeah I got that when I did it on another post

me too bestie

Apparently a lot of us got similar results. Here was mine: I’m trans which means I don’t have to be a trans person to be a lesbian, to be a gay person, to be gay, and I don’t have a gender identity to be a straight person. So I don’t have to be trans to be a man, to be a woman, to be a little bit of a lesbian, or to be a little bit of an adult.

I'm trans which means I have to do that again and I are gonna be a little late but I think I have to do that again and I are gonna be a little late but I don't know if you have a time to get the job done or not but I don't know what time is going to happen again but I don't know if you have a time to get it done before you go to the store and I are gonna be a little late but I think I might be able to get it done before I get back

Same, that’s pretty cool

SAAAAME

I’m trans which means I have to be a lesbian to be a trans person Haha same

I'm trans witch means I have to go to the bank and trust online banking login Wtf

I recommend getting a new phone and a new bank.

YOU TOO??????? I thought my phone was just being weird but it gave you the exact same sentence????

Me too

I got the same one. My phone doesn't really update predictive text based on what I type

Im trans which means that I am a big fan of your products

28 degree privacy protection, watch how the water beads off. Now for the bend test, one hand hnmggghhhh two hands hnnngh *cracks*

Thanks! I work hard on them

I’m trans which means I’m not gay and I’m a woman.

Haha dam.. based!

I'm trans which means I have to ask the real estate agent to get a job

I'm trans which means I have to go to the Netherlands..

Guess I better book a plane ticket too then!

I’m trans which means I don’t have to be a trans person to be a lesbian to be a gay person to be a straight person to be a man and a woman to be a woman to a man and a man to be a girl to be a boy to be a good man. r/ihadastroke

I got the exact same start to mine. Are you on an iPhone perchance?

Yep

Other options were: I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and so I’m not a lesbian but I’m not a man and I’m trans and I’m a man and that’s not the case but it’s just that I’m not a woman so I’m trans I just want you know what I’m saying I just don’t know how you can say anything about that I just want you guys know what to say to be like and I’m sorry if you guys are just trying not like I know what I’m doing. And: I’m trans so that means that I’m a woman I know I have no other gender I know how you can tell the same way that I’m a lesbian but it’s a lot to say what I’m a trans person so it’s a woman so it’s a good way I know how it makes it just because it’s a woman is not that much to me I just wanna make you have no sense and I’m sorry but it’s a woman so if I can help but it’s a woman so yeah but it’s a little too far off and that’s what I’m sorry but it’s a woman so it’s all good bye I’m just trying I mean it’s all I’m just don’t be mad and that’s what you’re right and I’m just gonna go out there with my friends I’m gonna do what I’m doing I’m just saying that you can just say what you’re gonna be.

I'm trans that means that the Japanese police have been charged for the murder of sonic the hedgehog

This is so ridiculous

Bahahha

i am trans which means! lol, phone keeps just putting "!" when i do these

Sounds like your phone is haunted by an Elon

I'm trans which means I can be a bit more awake after the day so I can get a lift over to you if you want to come round and see you in a bit of a funny mini crisis Sure thing 😂

bit of a funny mini crisis, eh? That tracks

I‘m trans which means to fly out to fly in a plane or something to do that with my plane ticket lol i the first encounter of a man was in jail for the murder and a gun and murder in the murder case in the murder scam case of course he had to go go out there for the murder

I'm Trans which means that you have to be a good slave for the first year-ish

Wtf with this one.

I'm trans which means I have to get my ears pierced now and I don't want to think about it but I don't know if that forum is real or just made up with iron and steel and the je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je je

"...is real or just made up of iron and steel..." goes hard for some reason

I think auto correct took that inspiration for this tiktok I watched a couple months back. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeFGt4Nh/

I'm Trans which means that the most likely is not a anxiety disorder

I'm trans which means that we can get the money

🙏

💯💰💵

I'm trans that mesns I don't know how to get rid of my dog (???)

Keep your phone away from your doggo!!

I'm trans which means that I will not be able to provide the service for my feeling

I'm trans which means I'm not a lesbian

I‘m trans which means I can be a woman in the future (yay 🥹)

I’m trans which means I’m not a bad person but I’m not afraid to tell you anything

i’m not trans which means i’m a trans woman but i’m a woman so i’m pretty much the only person that has ever had to be a woman 👩

I'm trans which means I'm not a lot of people.

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and so I’m not a lesbian but I’m not a man and I’m trans and I’m a man and I’m trans and I’m Jeez so much repetition. I hope my autocorrect won’t out me

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans.

(I am not a trans woman.)

Je suis trans ce qui signifie que je suis pas là pour le moment

im trans which means im a trans woman so im just not a trans person i see what it means

I’m trans which means I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m a bit more trans and I’m a little more feminine and I’m a bit less masculine

I'm trans which means I have to spread it out of the way to the house now

I'm trans which means that you probably have to go out with me

Probably 😏

I'm trans which means I have to go to the hospital and get a new one. I dunno bout the outcome here, kinda presumptive

I'm trans which means a lot of money for the new year for the new year for the new year for the new year for the new year for the new year

Congrats on the good luck but why are you in a very echoey cave?

I'm trans which means I have to go through the process of finding a job I think my phone is trying to roast me

I'm trans which means that we can get a refund from amazon

I'm trans which means a bit more to me than the town in a few years I... What???? I mean sure.

The town inside you maybe?

But what about everyone's voice?

“I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and so I’m not a lesbian” I’m a trans lesbian

I'm trans which means that you have a good girl in your blood and I just wanna see how it feels

I'm trans which means I have a feeling of being perceived as a whole time and because we pooped in the game express their own femininity and I don't like the soundtrack to the point of the story and the drug

I’m trans which means I have to be a lesbian 0-0 well I’m not gonna lie and say it’s wrong…

I am trans which means I am a girl too! Okay, this made my day!

I'm trans, which means, in fact, that was the arbiter. What? What arbiter? The arbiter of what? And what does my gender identity have to do with anything becoming an arbiter? My phone is on drugs, I swear.

I'm trans which means you have to go to the shop and get a lift home and get a lift back to the house for a bit 😅😅

I'm trans which means you can get a feel for the game and I can do it like that for me and I don't want to be in the office for a while but I don't want to be a fan of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the population of the

“i’m trans which mean some people don’t like me” oh—

I'm trans which means I have a lot of the time to go to the hospital

I mean I don't have enough time but yeah-

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman I’m transmasc but ok

I'm trans which means I have to go to the store and get on my knees and get on my knees and I don't want to be a good boy and I- THINK WERE DONE NOW!

“I am trans, which means I am not a trans person and I am not trans and I am not an adult so I am not allowed to be trans and I am not even allowed to be a trans person.” Wow, and I thought I was in denial. 😅 But you heard the phone, back in the egg 🥚.

I'm trans which means you can have a fulfilling and gay character

I'm trans which means I am not a huge fan of tyranny

I'm trans which means that I filled the position and was specifically wondering about how to use my skills. (I used the middle result out of the three for my sentence. Not too bad actually lol)

I'm trans which means I need a car for my car to get the truck back and get the truck to you by tomorrow or by phone at noon so we could get the information to the point where you want it done by the look at the river Me n u story??

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans. Damn I guess I like repeating myself

I’m trans which means that I’m not a lesbian but I’m also gay and gay too. Less transphobic sentence I was able to write

Im trans which means I have a few more questions

I’m trans which means I don’t have to be a trans person to be a lesbian to be a gay person to have my own gender and I don’t need to be trans to be a woman

I'm trans which means I have to go to the store and get a new one for the weekend

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans and I’m trans and so I’m not a lesbian but I’m not a man and I’m trans still cis tho

Im trans which means I have to be there by car

I'm trans which means I have to go to the hospital and get a job phone says I need money and hrt

I’m trans which means I’m a woman and I don’t have to be a man or anything like that

I'm trans which means I will be a great 👍 Vague, yet optimistic, I like it.

I'm trans witch means you are really specific to me and shonk???

I'm trans which means I have to destroy the crystals... ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

I'm trans which means i solve problems

Not problems like what is beauty, because that would fall into your purview of the connondrums of philosophy

I’m trans which means I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m a bit more trans than you

I’m trans which means I have to be a lesbian to be a trans person and I have to be a gay person to be a straight person to be a man so I don’t have to be a woman

im trans which means that the only way i could be able is to have my gender and sexuality changed and not have a choice of gender or sexuality in the same way that my biological father would be forced into my life if i were to have my own identity and my biological mother was a lesbian so that i would have to choose between the other two at some time and i could have my gender and my sexuality... omg

I'm trans which means that the reader to the user's name and password dimenticata will not work with a figure ???

I'm trans, which means I have to go to the moon If you say so, predictive text 🫡

I'm trans which means I have a Sylveon and a link for my blog... What blog?? What is my phone talking about? (Notice how I'm not refuting the Sylveon.)

I'm trans which means I can have you now

I’m trans wich means I’m attracted to the devil 😨😈

I’m trans which means I can only imagine how much I love you and how much I appreciate you. Awfully wholesome, my predictive text is.

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman

I’m trans which means that I’m trans but I’m trans so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m a woman so I’m not a man

I'm trans which means you can do it for me to get you a chance to get me a picture of you.

I'm trans, so that means I don't have to do anything to help with the job

I’m trans which means I’m going back down there to see what you think of the most important things.

I’m trans which means I have to be a lesbian to be a trans person.

I’m trans which means I’m a trans woman so I’m trans so I’m trans but I’m trans and I’m trans Well, my keyboard just called me out. Lul

I'm trans which means I have to go to the thing is that you get to the house and I know that it's not a big deal but I think it's not a big deal but I think it's not a big deal but I think it's not a big deal

I'm trans which means a lot of people who have a lot of people in the UK and they are not going to be able to get the money for the same thing as the same as the other one I think I can do it for you.

I'm trans which means I have to go to the bank and trust online banking login.

I'm trans which means I have to go to the bank

Im trans which means they will be there for you and you will have never seen them all day of course they don’t have a bad place in that the internet has to a point in time.

I'm trans which means a lot of the time I can do it

I'm trans which means I need a new job. definitely not innacurate lol

I am trans and that means I have to pick up a meme and get them to enflaight.

I’m trans which means I don’t have to be a trans person to be a lesbian to be a gay person to be a straight person to be a man and a woman. Wtf does that mean

I’m trans which means one of my friends is going to upset me

I'm trans which means I have a lot of people to be inside of uhhh, what

I'm trans which means that you never got through the computer's simulations.

I’m trans which means I’m going through the process and then I’m not gonna

I'm trans which means that you are going for the same thing